i have never heard of philosophy
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Pittsburgh Pirates, philosophy, occasional conspiracy theorizing, a great deal of dumb posting. not much of anything but Catholic and stupid. John 21:15.
Wherever's cool
Joined November 2021
smarter people than me pin their threads at the top of their profile, and i'm nothing if not unoriginal so i'll follow suit. at the time of writing, everything broadly relates to the occult/esoterica/religion and political power, a trend which i imagine will continue.
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When I was a teenager working in the deli they wouldn’t let me slice the prosciutto cause it was $19.95 a pound, it gave me respect for prosciutto.
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I want to meet the mind behind this
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This guy is gonna be a boss battle in the race war.
WOW. Mingus Reynolds of Texas Tech wins the NCAA National Championship in Wild West Mobility Shooting. This is Texas Tech’s 11th National Championship in the sport. Is TTU a dynasty? . Here are the highlights:
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No Country for Old Men being about a badass veteran roaming the countryside fighting off Latino villains while trying to get back to his 16-year-old wife makes a lot more sense now.
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It's time to play everyone's favorite game, Nazi or Retard.
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Yeah the staple food for the longest living people on earth is probably secretly killing you. Please read more.
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@GreasyPencil Boy do I have big news for you about local grocery stores’ compliance w the law.
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This kind-hearted woman aside, do people really perceive $75k a year as a low salary?.
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@dklmarxist Patriots were unapologetic “we’re better than you” assholes, Chiefs are still trying to do all this dumb likable shit with the Taylor Swift stuff and the “nobody believes in us” whining.
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Nick Mullen mourning at Stavros Halkias' grave
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Also the scene where he's flirting with the girl by the pool. Literally just lifted straight from his life lol.
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Went to a poetry reading by a guy who had to ditch minor league pitching due to injury and went off to translate Virgil and Dante instead. This seems like the sort of character who ought to represent American literature.
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The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
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I made this tweet while eating all the prosciutto at my buddy’s party I just wanted my friends to see a slice of my life.
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@BurnerDontask It’s wild how some people still get offended if you tell them that the Rock is blasting. Like they refuse to accept it, the very idea is offensive.
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Does anyone else get the feeling that in 20 years we’ll be watching news clips like this the same way we watch the clips leading up to the Gulf War talking about Iraqi soldiers unplugging incubators in Kuwaiti hospitals? Will anyone feel shame for falling for blatant propaganda?.
“The Israeli soldiers discovered babies with heads cut off”. Hamas beheaded babies.
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To be an artist is to constantly be robbed
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let people have fun for a minute goddamn we all know shes a ghoul people just dont want fascists in office in 2025.
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Watched interstellar and could only think of this for half the movie
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Dude has embodied the stereotype Texas perfectly. Good for him.
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There’s not really a single TV series that’s “worth watching” for artistic merit.
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Lmao at “tuskeegee” in the green box of “acceptable conspiracies” and “government-made diseases” being all the way at the top in the anti-semitic point of no return.
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@The_Wub_ Yeah I don’t think it’s seriously supposed to be about Llewelyn being cool or anything, I always read him as the sort of naive victim who’s not entirely unselfish but not wise enough in the ways of the world to survive. Just think it’s a funny parallel.
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A bunch of terrorist shit happening right before Trump’s inauguration has me feeling like a 14-year-old conspiracist again. If he declares a state of emergency I’m just gonna assume he planned all of them.
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Basically the only professors I’ve ever encountered who took teaching seriously and were willing to critically engage w students have been either Marxists or super devoutly religious.
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It’s funny how you can see in real time how people become Palestine sympathizers in moments after interacting with any Israeli for more than like 4 seconds.
The best moments of the 2024 Olympics. The video never gets old 😂
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@DeWittBFartin She’s up all night to get woke.I’m up all night on my phone.She’s up inhaling juul smoke.We’re up all night to change genders.We’re up all night to change genders.
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finished "the power of ritual in prehistory" by bryan hayden which i think is an essential read for the parapolitically inclined. major implications for the study of terror, the occult, the state, the bourgeoisie and the relation between all four--i want to summarize a bit below.
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like this if you’re a guy who likes to hang out
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I’m on that george bush and ronald paul.
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funniest wikipedia pages are the ones for conspiracies where it says in the intro like “this has been fully debunked and rejected and everyone knows it’s absurd except for the completely insane” then the body paragraphs are like “the conspiracy is true, but really what is truth?”.
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Being male is so awesome cause you can talk to schizophrenic dudes on the street and they’ll tell you about 80’s baseball and assassinations instead of how nice your ass is.
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Analytic philosophy types love making fun of continental philosophy for being all incomprehensible nonsense, then half of analytic philosophy is like “Imagine that there’s a secret color ‘Gru’ that’s green when you see it and blue when you don’t. All emeralds are Gru.”.
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as usual, YA authors do incalculable damage to the world
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The most important lesson from Pinochet and Franco’s regimes should be recognizing that fascism is never meant to last. The entire point is to return to “stable” liberalism as soon as possible—the “thousand year reich” is just mythological rhetoric.
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Educational lesson for all of you: capitalize the Allah in mashAllah/inshAllah, that’s the name of God.
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I honestly have a lot of respect for those weird marketing efficiency grindset guys who use their demonic powers for good. Like figuring out how to nip every music copyright case in the bud is the least likely outcome here. Dude’s like an intellectual property Merlin.
My guy brute forced every single melody in human history then copyrighted them all
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@tractor_owner @GreasyPencil It was technically against the law for me to do it but it was a small family-owned store that had health inspectors in like 3 times a year, minimal risk in me operating the stuff.
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Schizophrenic neighbor described 9/11 as “when the world trade center got the oklahoma city treatment”.
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Just found out about this game from 1987 where the Soviet national team scrimmaged UNC in basketball, and a bus full of NC State students went to the game to cheer for the Soviets. Heroic.
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Gf saw some art exhibit called “Web of Lies” which is all people anonymously putting up lies they’ve told. One’s like “I told my mistress I loved her but I love my wife” it’s got me laughing.
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it was amazing to me when i learned how particularly unread americans are among wealthy nations. like they say that normal russians can quote pushkin and shit, we really are just particularly culturally malnourished.
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How do foreign historians treat major “parapolitical” events in US history? E.g. do Chinese historians accept the Lee Harvey Oswald JFK narrative?.
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@dklmarxist It’s kinda bizarre how normalized it is for dudes in committed relationships to just jack off to other girls on a daily basis, girls are 100% justified to be mad about that.
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Millennial Blink 182.Hate white.I’m woke.Drumpf sucks.I know.
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Porn addiction’s bad but like have you ever met anyone who’s died of a porn addiction.
Porn addiction is the worst addiction.
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@dklmarxist Imagine the lives of the people who spend hours just drawing new Wojak variants to more accurately depict their self-loathing cuck fantasies.
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Smoking that shit that put Huey Lewis on the news.
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said it before and i’ll say it again: what’s the latin word for a shortsword of this sort.
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Feels pretty disgusting that the whole apparatus that is enabling the daily killings of hundreds of civilians in Palestine is now all coming together to condemn “political violence.” Just nice apolitical violence for us, thank you!.
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@pastichepsyop Getting rt’d by muslim influencers rn I have done good in the sight of Allah.
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As someone who’s never listened to chapo, it’s really interesting realizing over the past few days that all the twitter communities I’m somehow part of except for Pirates twitter basically were built around Chapo.
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For enjoyment? For sure. For cultural awareness? Maybe yeah. But I don’t know of any show you “should watch” in the way that you should read like Dubliners or Oedipus Rex or something.
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We're rapidly moving towards a point where robots write literature while humans flip burgers and push shopping carts. This is the most pathetic dystopia, humans do the monotonous labor while AI does everything that makes life meaningful.
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18-year-old brother told me about a gambling app he uses that lets you sportsbet with fake money before you’re 21, so long story short they’re literally just preprogramming teenagers to be gambling addicts.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the focus on who “is CIA” is mostly just a distraction from the fact that all mainstream American culture today must come from bourgeois educated people, and their families will inevitably have those intelligence connections.
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@gracecthdralprk David Foster Wallace was apparently planning a short book on porn in the late 80's which eventually fell apart, would've loved to see his take on that. But would be impossible to foresee how all-encompassing porn would become in the future.
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This author is canceling a book set in the Soviet Union because of people telling her it’s inappropriate to publish a book set in Russia rn. NPR libs are literally living in a new Red Scare and cannot comprehend that they’re the only people feeling it.
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@NathanJRobinson Really interesting logic behind the whole “but if they force Israel to kill children, then they know that they can get people to sympathize with them!” when the entire west has been unwilling to do anything substantial against Zionist terror for a century+.
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it is so fucking funny that they explicitly said they need the disinformation board to stop minorities from breaking off of the narrative
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They should have government beer like they have government cheese.
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20 books to read in your 20's:.1. Infinite Jest (x19).2. Programmed to Kill.
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something incredibly funny about wikipedia identifying babies as “implicit atheists”
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@ImSmilingRn (At a bar) Saw you guys have margaritas. Could I substitute bone broth for that?.
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I miss when the word “incel” was something I only heard from 13-year-old half-Filipino anarcho-capitalists describing the struggles of being 5’7.
Introducing our Fall Preview cover stars: Ayo Edebiri, Rachel Sennott, and Emma Seligman 🍿
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I genuinely think that stuff like this makes people right wing.
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Laughing really hard looking at r/napoleon reacting to the Napoleon movie
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@jesuslasupajew Almost every song with “rock” in the title is one of the worst songs ever. Old Time Rock and Roll and I Love Rock and Roll gotta be like bottom two songs of all time.
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Both regimes transitioned to average liberal democracies without violent opposition. Fascism was just a temporary condition of normal capitalism in the face of a legitimate threat to the status quo.
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@smokeismedicine I wish I had this when I was like 8 so I could write a note that says “my sister is gay” and leave it in the most obscure crevice in there.
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Really interesting epistemological thing is how some of the “reasonable” people just define any exposed conspiracy as not actually a conspiracy.
Every single one of these comebacks is just a self evident lie that was clearly a lie at the time it was made, that's not a conspiracy.
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100 year moratorium on all Dutch jokes if they successfully arrest Netanyahu.
Netherlands says ready to act upon ICC arrest warrant for Netanyahu.
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Chinese Chief Keef on Hold My Liquor: .I can't handle no Uyghurs .But these Muslims will be Chinese.
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I’ve heard similar stories abt apartheid South Africa. Plenty of people were somewhat neutral on the issue then just met a Boer and instantly were like “wow we really need to shut this down don’t we”.
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Reality Winner being a real person involved in real intelligence operations is all the evidence you need that thomas pynchon novels are entirely factual accounts of real events.
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The Divorced Lindyman:.Don’t see my kids much anymore.
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@wydna777 I’m beginning to suspect that the politics of resentment these people peddle might create resentful and dangerous people who knew.
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Sorry this line comes The Big Lebowski?? Not like idk classic gothic literature or maybe even Shakespeare?? The Coen Brothers?? Raymond Chandler???
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My teacher just emailed us to tell us he’d be 20 minutes late because he’d been “wandering aimlessly”.
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