Dillips Ebunoluwa
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@OmoGbajaBiamila
E kaaro sir/ma, e jo e ma binu o. Mo fi titobi oba be yin, e jo, se one-way nibi?
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@ifylicious1
A family member visited us with her husband.
After destroying the heavenly delicacy my wife dished, he jokingly told his wife that no wonder I was looking fresh and young.
It was a subtle message. I hope his wife improves
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@tundealuko
A man knocked down a woman and her 3yo child while driving against traffic on Monday around my area. The woman survived, but the child didn't.
Stop driving against traffic
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@VictorIsrael_
Bubu went from left to right, while a lot of Nigerians went from right to left
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@dammiedammie35
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My son just straight up ends the calls once he's watching coco melon, or playing subway surfers. We only see missed calls after we collect phone from him. Before the phone does pim, o ti cut e danu
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@the_beardedsina
For a start, it'll work. But give it a few weeks, it'll get abused. I once tried it, workers started colluding to stop selling to customers from 7:30pm. The more the leftovers, the more they get to share.
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@ifylicious1
Societal pressure, peer pressure, social media, but most of all, not ready for the institution called marriage
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@snrmanOA
@subpharmacist
My friend's colleague lost his younger brother cos there was no cash during that period
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Suddenly, Lagos State has enough policemen
But when people were getting robbed in traffic, he said we should roll up our windows. 🤦
#June12thProtest
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@biolakazeem
Real Madrid experimented last season. They didn't waste time in firing Solari. As long as Ole plays and promote youth with DNA, makes top 4, attack attack, smiles and hugs, Utd is fine. Shows how ambitious they are
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@the_beardedsina
Tried introducing half price from 7pm.
They intentionally keep some products from customers, then end up selling to their friends who would have been instructed to come from 7pm
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@talk2veee
Sometimes, it could be that the phone got stolen/missing. Unless all contacts are properly backed up, some contacts may be lost forever
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If you're heading to Ajah from Awoyaya-Lakowe side, my thoughts with you this morning
Everywhere lock
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@Wizarab10
Hello so so and so. I am so so and so. We both served in platoon so. Will you like to work in oil company? I have a slot 😀
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@Nairametrics
This always amaze me.
Why can't multichoice react to market forces?
Last time I checked, nobody is forced to watch DStv/Gotv.
Don't subscribe, it's simple🤷🏿♂️
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@Mike_RMCF
If I were to run/own a football club, Perez's mentality is what I'll use. Win everything, have the best players, fans, stadium.
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Wifey went to hospital for normal check up. Doctor told her she can't go back. I was still at work when I got a call around few mins to 5.
It's time for delivery...
Left VI around 5, got to Awoyaya around 8.
Have you seen or experienced a MIRACLE before ??
Let’s hear it ?
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Normal normal, no one living in Lakowe-Ajah axis should vote for the ruling party cos of this traffic madness.
School bus picks your child by 6:30am.. child doesn't get to school till 10-11am. School closes by 2pm. Child gets home by 6-7pm
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Thoughts and prayers with everyone involved with the iju ishaga fire incidence
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Get your trekking shoes on
The adesanya-ajah-lekki traffic is on steroids
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@AO1379
Imagine Epe to Marina is 30-45mins by train. Train leaves Epe by 6am, 6:45am it's in Marina.
Or train leaves Ibadan by 6am, and 7am it's in Marina.
Lagos will be decongested
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@iamthatgeorge
I can relate. 2yrs ago, my wife did same. Spent over 7hrs in traffic cos of Abraham Adesanya's flood. My phone went off. Got to my busstop to see my wife waiting there, alone 🤦by 1am
Thank God for His mercies
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@omojuwa
not just ghost workers! There are ghost students who also collect IT stipends, & I won't be surprised if we have ghost NYSC members
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The blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin 1John.1:7
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I think one of the reasons zobo drink is underrated is because it is associated with trenches. No?
Zobo is a drink that is too healthy and therapeutic with too many health benefits not to be talked about
Zobo is too underrated for such a rich drink. It just doesn't have good PR
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@fimiletoks
In addition, companies can direct them with regards to open university. A lot don't understand that it can work for them. I have a few I have helped in this regards, and they're grateful for the opportunity, cos they never knew
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Perez and Abramovich need to be studied. They both know how to run football clubs...not all these DNA nonsense
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Dear
@DStv
@GOtvNg
@SuperSportTV
, there's no harm in having pidgin commentators for Nigeria matches.. Try it, you'll be amazed
#NGACMR
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@Osi_Suave
@Wizarab10
Most teachers earn between 40k and 100k in Lagos. Outside Lagos state is from 20k.
800k small salary ke?
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@rajeshy0geshwar
Jose's biggest mistake was not been brutal in his first season. If only he had cleared all those Martial Rashford Lingard etc
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Twin 4 bedroom duplex (with Governor's consent) at Graceland estate, Ajah. 100m
#realestate
#investment
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@talk2veee
This is annoying tbh
My wife wasn't even allowed to do anything until at least 1month after delivery. Her mum and mine kept taking turns. She even had to force them to allow her.
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E no concern me..
E no affect me..
Gradually made them bolder..
Silence made them stronger
Our voices became weaker
The people no longer matters
With poverty they chained most people harder
With religion and ethnicity they kept dividing Nigeria
Until we all rose with one voice
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Never laugh at the pain of others
The loss of a child is something no parent should witness. May the Lord grant Davido and Chioma the fortitude to bear the loss
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@Dannisse_Photo
@Aijay_Nwoye
@Omohruwa
@oku_yungx
There are lots of articles online that answers this. But most importantly, you need to be patient with your partner. Know the cause; through communication, understanding and hardwork, you and your partner wl get through it
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@SamNonso
@ibejulekkilivin
@jidesanwoolu
If you're driving, yes. If not, I suggest you either get a bike or take keke from ajah to either abraham adesanya or sangotedo. Once you navigate that Total bad spot, you are good to go
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This ask a host option in WWTBAM is funny sha. Putting
@frankedoho
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@centredevils
Lol
Moyes , new era begins
LvG, new era begins
Mourinho, new era begins
Ole, new era begins
ETH, new era begins
Make una kontinu😀
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The NPFL is in shambles.
Are there businessmen looking at creating Nigerian Super League?
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@trending_medic
Has to be elegushi or eleko beaches. Or better still, just stroll round any of the shoprite locations
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@Wizarab10
I went from UNAD to Ado Poly to see my ex-girlfriend back then. I didn't inform her. I got to her place, she wasn't around. Around 9pm, I finally saw her coming back, with a *friend*.
His hands were draped around her shoulder, and she was laughing
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There are some people who have her notifications on, just to vilify her. I don't understand the hate
If you have an opportunity to leave this country and you don't, your children will not forgive you.
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@MalachyOdo1
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Get to work by 10am, do devotion for 1hr. Go immediately for lunch break, gossip, frustrate you to pay bribe, then close by 4pm
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Dear young parents, breakfast in bed is almost impossible when you have toddlers
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At this point, just give Arsenal the league.
As e dey sweet them though, e dey pain us. But, we move👍
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@mufc_anna
@biolakazeem
Difference btw long pass and long ball...
Long pass if used by one bald manager and/or the new Fergie
Long ball if used by Mourinho
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@biolakazeem
He obviously learnt from Ole, aka, trophies are for egos.
Cos what is this okoto he just yarned?
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Customer: Can this bread last for 1week?
Me: Bread didn't marry akara, moinmoin,stew,mayonnaise,butter,egg/sauce to be disrespected like this
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Manutd fans will say thank God e no reach 5.
In Ole we trust
Attack attack attack
DNA and youth
#MUNMCI
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I received a great news ystday night.. God gave a family friend, who is over 50yo, has been called barren & all sort of names....
TRIPLET
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ETH probably told the boys to get one red card. 10 against 11, in preparation against Liverpool in EPL
#MUNCRY
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They plenty for school fellowships wella
😂😂😂😂😂 Problem no dey Finish. Even Fvck Boys dey inside church. This Sister so blunt, she no even send pastor 😂
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@Wizarab10
I had earlier complained about that particular guy.
"He's our course rep o", she replied
But that night, my eyes cleared immediately. Ki oju ma ribi...
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Just one deleted tweet...
What would have happened if his account was suspended?
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@atiku
@valentineozigbo
@OfficialPDPNig
Bros, if you truly mean well for Nigeria, don't contest for the presidency again. Allow someone else biko
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@Hamzart_B
@lavonnecuisine
The guy messed up.
Date what you can afford.
Take a lady out to a place you can afford.
Simple as abc
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@WahabSalamah2
In Ondo town, it's called sanmiyan. Used majorly during burial ceremonies in Ondo I think
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@frankedoho
had to bring in Manchester divided. They forgot to add Manchester confused
#wwtbam
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@Vidyo_io
#ictelexpo2017
#ict
#telecoms
#exhibition
#expo
send a DM to participate/exhibit. July 25th-27th, Lagos Nigeria
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After the prayers, the doctor called me to his office. He asked if I had gotten a car to transfer her to Akodo general hospital. I looked at the possible cost of referral, putting into consideration car hire and the stress, I folded
I told him to go ahead with CS
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