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i have a phd from an ivy league in something really impressive just trust me on this one 💕

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@whoreby_parker WHY is that beast in a suburban kitchen it should be guarding a medieval castle
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@dianelyssa at 25 a 16 year old coworker told me i was “aging gracefully”🧍🏻‍♀️
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@lilf4tso it’s giving
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@kendallhosseini he’s like a professional ex boyfriend i have to respect it
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@isaualii prof may have been a jerk and not constructive about it but that doesn’t mean they were wrong! if i were in that class i would have said a lot worse to him
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@hescutelatino i distinctly remember a tumblr post in 2014 about how one day there would be teenage girls upset to not be a teen in the 1D era and i was like haha that’ll be sooo funny in the 2050s….
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@JennaACY i don’t have the patience to zoom and and look but anyone know what percent of these books were written by men
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@djinnbf @Chocolate_Notre not a single girl in the vid looks a day over 17 so there’s that too…
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@MichaelaOkla mine slipped off my car seat w out me noticing and sat completely upside down for 7 hours while i was at work and somehow didn’t leak? no water bottle has ever had my back like that
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@oatmilklattte i think the reason people are acting like it’s the same thing is because the books they read have about as much depth and require as much critical thinking as scrolling… the books they read are simply media: not art, not literature
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@Andrew__Boley they way you’d get docked points for this in an intro to graphic design class at a community college 😭😭😭
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@emmarobcerts that tiny caption whyyy
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@ladiedbird bring back actors whose careers began on stage
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@Komaniecki_R doing this to myself w my desk chair next time i have a big project due
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@isaualii exactly. the biggest benefit of taking an art class and not just learning from random youtube tutorials is literally the critique you get from professors and peers - otherwise you can easily end up in your own echo-chamber in a way and you won’t grow as an artist nearly as much
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@JayElHarris lol did op live in paris or something
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@ag6promo they still could have given her hair some more curl and bounce…
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@cupidyohane men who say that body hair on women is a turn off need to do some serious work about their views on women and what femininity is or get placed on a watchlist maybe both
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@andrewsambrew bisexual girls who have only ever had boyfriends are marking their calendars (me)
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@THATSALLOVERNOW this is what the yellowjackets thought their antler queen looked like when they were having folie a deux from eating undercooked jackie
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@people she looks happy and healthy it’s amazing to see :’) ❤️
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@esjesjesj if a 30 something year old made the exact same face as the first pic, that guy would complain about her being cringe
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@ynyuejn no literally cuz like i tried to quit for yearrrsss for my health and couldn’t. learned about congo a few months ago and haven’t bought one since
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IT’S HER DAY 💐💕
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@FagathaGagatha wish they still gave these out like candy to emotional women - i just know i’d love being lobotomized
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@dj_CISWOMAN idc i’d be there snapping up a storm for her🫰✨
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@artangelfae someone keep me posted if elon has a breakdown on here (i’ve had him blocked for years)
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@JennaACY omg i appreciate you sm
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@JessamyMoore imagine how many women struggle with bpd symptoms but are too scared to get diagnosed or treated because of the stigma around it. it actually breaks my heart
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@pela_bolas @BoccatoPaulo this is nearly the exact premise of an anime called psycho-pass…. spoiler alert it’s dystopian
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@netflix_avatar they should tig notaro in army of the dead him
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@zukosmadre the people who let their “fur babies” jump on strangers in public are not gonna happy about this one
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@elusivehneydew a queen of disaster release on valentines day would do more for my mental health than cbt ever could
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@drunkinrio i genuinely love courtney’s music but that being said, if my mom was the direct cause of two of my pets dying in really fucked up ways i’d be skipping the mother’s day posts forever even if we were on ok terms 💔
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@starskanade bold of miss anna to say anyone looks like they’re wearing a wig when she’s the one with an illness that quite literally makes your hair fall out…
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@BroookeAmber you could pull it off but i fear you may get sick of it after a week
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@dykeshauna love the show but there were too many needle drops in season two and it ruined two different death scenes… the shitty youtube edit vibes of what should have been sickening scenes was stupid especially considering how good the original score is
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@depp_friends wifebeater
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@smoke_nd_pearlz i actually love her posing like she’s in a 1950s illustrated ad like it’s lowkey high art…. not trying to be relatable just acting like a prop to advertise a product (the idea of women being objects and men having enough money to be able to afford a sahw)…….
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@kudosdunce i never thought i’d actually be nostalgic for those days but it certainly was an iconic era for me
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@depp_friends disgusting
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i actually cannot imagine a less fun way to exercise than having a jog w another person like that’s ME TIME
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@lauraslayed i refuse to turn the sound on for this video but his stage presence is laughably uncool
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@ctydweller08 whatever tf you’re smoking i’d recommend a detox
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@fafamct fork found in kitchen
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living with a man you’re not married to in your early 20s is just like this
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@millymichelle sagittarius. bikinis, perfume, lip gloss/balms/oils
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@skyferrori just like chicago cubs fans from 1908 to 2016 i am going to hold onto seemingly ridiculous and futile hope my whole life…..
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@butterflylouka when i watched it for the first time i had to make a deal with myself that i could only watch it when i was working out or else i wouldn’t do anything other than binge it all day 😭 (i miss being unemployed 💔)
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@fiImgal this is actually the best way to convince me to see a movie
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@minasdemon i was literally about to see immaculate this weekend but oh well guess not!!
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i <3 myself
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@gurreggg my black running shorts with the logo too faded to identify will be coming with me to the grave
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@dietmoke
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quit my shitty barista job and landed a new job the next day 🩵
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@k_illua “man art” sooo much more effective than what i’d been calling it (histrionic)
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@PopCrave AMBER!!!❤️❤️❤️
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@offbeatorbit i can literally come up with 20 different excuses to reschedule plans that would suck less to hear than this in like two minutes
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@MichaelaOkla you’re such an inspiration to me for this 💕✨
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@paulswhtn and they did it better too
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a little monster designed and illustrated and by me 💚
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@BranJohnston honest one of the best concerts ever
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@lmp3rfect white mocha ≈ 500 cals heavy cream ≈ 400 crème base/emulsifier ≈ 160 whip ≈ 90…. plus the chips inside the drink, cookie bits and mocha drizzle on top……
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@GillieyBilliey sometimes fine when women say it always weird when men say it
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@lovingheard no like actually i would have to come back from the dead just to haunt their grifter ass idk how those people sleep at night
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@nermalicious2 gen v made a joke at darvo d*pp’s expense… the deep quite literally raped a woman and fucks fish… i don’t see how this is win for the wifebeaters manson family at all
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@MrsJellySantos i think i need to apply to some minimum wage jobs w my reg resume and some w a version where there’s no degree or higher education listed and see which gets more calls… for science… i have a suspicion…….
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@LegoRacers2 reddit catholics are more offensive to real catholics than reddit atheists could ever dream of being
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@McSwearsalot love to see people using their brains and being brave enough to stand with amber despite his psycho mob fan base
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started smoking weed again and almost applied to take the gre…. ma’am you are addicted to cigarettes in the year 2024. you haven’t taken your medication in months. you only ever floss in your car. you are not cut out for a masters in social work!
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@TheEtherealAfro you’re a grown adult who likes black clover i wouldn’t be calling anyone dense if i were you
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@lovingheard this was actually the single stupidest video i’ve ever seen pop up on my fyp
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@lgbtfortnite freeCodeCamp is amazing i recommend it to anybody who’ll listen to me!!!
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people looove to trash talk pick me girls for liking sports and hating makeup but the truly villainous ones are the ones defending b*** p*** and j***** d*** like those are the real traitors
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@DiscussingFilm as a brunette who used to bleach their hair and go months between touch ups i’m so glad they fixed natalie’s wig to have that ugly harsh (but realistic) grow-out line now. her wig in s2 was just too well balayaged for me to suspend my disbelief 💀
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@chrispinerd king 👑
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sending these freaks to my mormon ex’s place
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Today I learned you can just send JWs to people's houses. It doesn't even need to be your own.
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nurse asked is my boyfriend supportive, i said “he’s fine” and she actually burst out laughing…… anyway i think i’m in love with her
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everyone is hating but if the titles were on black bars and kinda crooked/scattered it would be sooo insanely 2009 pop/punk - like it’s not that awful people just love to hate on teenage girls and young women leave her alone (i’m not even a fan lol)
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Back cover for Olivia Rodrigo’s upcoming album ‘GUTS.’
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accidentally left my suicide prevention plan papers in my car under the seat when i took it to get it serviced and when i got it back it was placed neatly on the passenger seat…. anyway i need to find a new subaru dealership
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@gremlita tumblr… i love having a main blog for vibes and a side blog for worse vibes
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so blessed that planned parenthood helped me not contribute to this ❤️
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BREAKING: The world’s population has officially reached 8 BILLION people.
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@NewAtlantisSun the woman in the original video pushing raw milk has either eyelash extensions or glued on strips… it’s interesting where some of these “naturalist” “health” “wellness” grifter types draw their lines about their supposed beliefs
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@detachment_red child-resenting dog owners are so annoying - like yeah of course teach kids not to run up to animals duh but saying they should know commands like a dog or be leashed is so fucking degrading like do these people not see children as human beings or something?
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@dr3Ila i’m gonna preface this by saying this only works about 60% of the time for me but i’ll write down a list of things i need to get done + how long i think it’ll take to finish each thing and then write down what reward i get for each thing
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@dietmoke
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the most responsible thing i’ve ever done was get an abortion
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@RealHoneyMa customers would leave with a whole new set of life-altering insecurities if they let me work here
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@Marsadist not trying to trauma dump cuz i was literally fine and had a laugh about it - i’m just saying weird men don’t stop being weird when they get old unfortunately
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@dietmoke
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@gothicfixation i can’t say enough good things about it. it’s vivid but dreamy and feels like a fever dream and/or artsy film i just think people are too used to plot-driven stories to distinguish when a book is truly more about an internal journey if that makes sense
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@lovingheard thank you!!! a few years ago i was spiraling out and could barely leave my house and i still engaged w true crime at the time and i believe it was actively making my ptsd much much worse - i stopped engaging w it and healing became far less challenging
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someone said she needs to drop the angsty teen thing cuz she’s “pushing 20” and i got so pressed but then i saw that that person is a felonie stan and now i can’t stop laughing
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i didn’t know it was possible to be born a woman i thought we were all born as babies
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Miss Italy has banned transgender competitors, with its patron stating that contestants “must be a woman from birth.”
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i love this! helped me cross this school off my list of programs to apply to 🥰
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if you’ve ever liked a piece of ai art but are taking a dump on photorealism you’re actually a different kind of ridiculous go pick up a pencil
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