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@dexvxov
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2 years
Don Toliver is who people think Frank Ocean is.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
I don’t really see how this video proves anything tbh. Seems like a personal vendetta at this point.
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2 years
Hi @kikimordi . I'm sure you never thought this video of you and @CNorthcott1 would ever surface, but that's why real journalism will never die when people like me are around. Your "career" is over you glory hunting, honey trapping fraud! cc @ogeobi_ @ICFJ @PJPAlive @Gatefieldco
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@dexvxov
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@MrOdanz They love having standards that depend on people's money 🥴
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@dexvxov
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1 year
Colleen Hoover when she wears isi agu:
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Dozie.
1 year
It's a thing of beauty when she visits, borrows the biggest polo in the wardrobe, looking all hot and enticing. She enters the kitchen to make food and then while pounding, things and things starts wobbling and then the young man comes from behind to hold her, so they both hold
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@dexvxov
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Nigga saw slavery, the holocaust, multiple genocides and world wars happen, all in 4K UHD. He doesn't give a shit. He actually doesn't exist but whatever.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
What happened to shame??
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
2 years
God.. full story ig oloni
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Tongues are supposed to be actual languages btw. All the skebelobolobo is just faking/delusion/lies/schizophrenia.
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2 years
as a believer, if you don’t speak in tongues, you’ll be limited.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Going through the quotes, these ones seem mild compared to the one for women. Men have mad audacity wallahi.
@khanofkhans11_
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2 years
Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:
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@dexvxov
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4 years
@GaryLineker Mount is average at best. Passion merchant.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Only dates and moves around fraud boys. Zero range in conversation and lack of interest in anything remotely mentally stimulating.
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2 years
Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:
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@dexvxov
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6 months
The reaction at the end always kills me 😭
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worst bar you’ve ever heard?
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@dexvxov
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3 years
Niggas walked up to me and were like "Senior man make I hold your phone and your wallet for you." ???? And in broad daylight too 😭😭😭
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What’s the wildest thing your eyes have ever seen in Port-Harcourt?
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Seems like I’m going to get cooked today 💀
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@dexvxov
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3 years
Lmaooo niggas will cry under this tweet but when it comes to profiling women, they’re in support. Clowns.
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3 years
SARS aren’t carrying these men enough for me. Just saw one guy looking like a leftover upcoming yahoo boy and he wasn’t ashamed to walk around freely. @PoliceNG you aren’t doing your job. Address these niggas the way they’re dressed.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
The men and women on here have widely varying views. Yes the husband should have more aware, but he was also a victim of manipulation and you can’t completely blame him for his naïvety. The wife may not be able to forgive him though coz of PTSD and that is very understandable.
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This is fucking insane.
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@dexvxov
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1 year
As always
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@dexvxov
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3 years
…in dire need of therapy.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
I really wonder at what point “feminism” came to mean something else in this country.
@NgoziPreshy
NGOZI💎
2 years
I am not an independent girl, I’m not a feminist..I don’t want 50/50. Im never gonna drag ur crown with u, Am I mad? Daddy , pls take of me.. I want to be oga wife. Nothing concern me with equality for house.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
There is something fundamentally despicable about politics in this country.
@dayoisrael
The Dayo Israel™
2 years
Jagaban Army rice now available in Katsina for distribution this saturday during the Deliver your street day. Should get to more states soon. Our youth leaders in the grassroot and our youth stakeholders are working tirelessly to mobilise, led by the Wing Commander.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
She can run her spear through me any day.
@solomonmissouri
Hi I’m Solomon
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There is a part of me that wants to know every non conventional person that makes y’all Horny
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@dexvxov
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4 years
People are really suffering in this country. Its only on this app 500k per month is small money and everyone is rich.
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Man of Letters.
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This “Supermarket” in Port Harcourt pays their workers 25k a month. Out of the 25k, workers get to pay 15k for Uniform. That’s not all. Please take a look at their code of conduct. This is cruel.
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Affair is such a crazy white word for cheating.
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3 years
No The Weeknd nomination is still making me upset. Man should have cleaned out at least 5 awards.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Niggas in the quotes when presented with a nuanced discourse:
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@ozzyetomi
Ozzy
2 years
I was at a large dinner a while back and realized on the table only three women were still married. I am really happy that in our generation its becoming (more) normalized for women to end bad marriages not suffer and smile for the optics.
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@dexvxov
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@enjoyment_zaddy @Austine1125 @MrOdanz Its 2021 bro. Better have sense this year 😂😂
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@dexvxov
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9 months
South-south men don’t cheat on their wives though . Marry one today and avoid all this embarrassment.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
@joshuaneall Wild how after this kind of rant, most women will still gorge on the food 🤣🤣
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@dexvxov
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1 year
+1 🎉
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@dexvxov
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9 months
What’s particularly annoying about this is that is how a lot of religious people treat you when they find out you’re irreligious. They’d prefer you even worship goats than for you to be irreligious.
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pov: atheist
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Coz everytime I see people talk about “feminists”, it is always in a derogatory context implying stubborn, unyielding, problem maker etc. How is this even relating to equality of opportunity and freedom of choice?
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2 years
Something something Nigerians are bad at analogies.
@PenTitan
Emmanuel Echeta
2 years
If, as a woman, your man admits to sexually abusing a woman before, you'd rightly get scared and run, even he's been good; because the past is important. So why will you tell him you've had MFM and FMF threesomes in the past, and expect him to stay? Why is the past now the past?
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We will continue to write IELTS.
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Pew pew.
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@ssc_zhith
𝗟𝘂'.
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June dump? let’s have it🥺
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@dexvxov
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2 years
I have a question about Higg’s boson.
@_theladymo
ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE
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How it started How it’s going.
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@dexvxov
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Because they do not see you as a whole separate entity. Its almost like when they give birth to you, some God or Pygmalion Complex suddenly takes root, and they want to shape and police every aspect of your life to their liking/idiosyncrasies. Abuse is simply the shortest route.
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@dexvxov
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1 year
May was good fr.
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@mvccido_szn
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may dump ?
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@dexvxov
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4 years
While all this is true, it all comes down to sex education. The teacher who should know better is the mumu that is spouting "a 15 year old girl is more matured than a 15 year old boy". Its a sad cycle that feeds itself, leading to grooming, predation and paedophilia.
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BASH-AAR 🔞
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I remember some girls of our age telling us then that they don’t do “small boys” when we were all in the 15-16 age bracket and they’d rather go for older guys in their early 20s but that’s a story for another day.
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@dexvxov
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"People slept last night and didn't wake up, but you saw today. Give glory to God". Werey.
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@dexvxov
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4 years
@DeAnna4Congress I wonder if there's cocaine mixed in the kool aid you Republicans drink. Smh
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@dexvxov
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2 years
Absolutely love this trend of people sharing useful information in the quotes of a nonsense tweet.
@AimaMoh
Dr. Dream Girl🦋
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What is the actual purpose of deep conditioner? Like how does is work and how is it any different from normal conditioner?
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@dexvxov
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💀💀💀
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1 year
Definitely this 💀
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what’s the most out of context cartoon scene ever
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@dexvxov
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If you’re sleeping with this many people, you’re either a sex worker or you have no standards.
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1 year
Passed my AWS exam 🥳
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1 year
My favorite part about jazz is how it is camera and documentary shy.
@Sweeegu
Mayowa A. Balogun
1 year
Jazz isn’t as real as you people are saying. It’s 2023, you are in control of your life and your decisions, and yes, decisions have consequences. Nobody dey do you anything
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@dexvxov
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She and Rogers had steaming hot chemistry in The Winter Soldier and they came up with this smh.
@ReignOfPride
PridefulSin🫧
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Hulk and Black Widow ship was god awful
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2 years
October <<<<
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Island boy 🧍‍♂️
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@dexvxov
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3 years
And huge windows positioned so that lots of natural light can enter the room. And you won’t die if you paint the house white.
@chemicalbrodar
Chemical Brother 👌
3 years
I need Lagos builders to know that one of the biggest luxuries in this life is space.
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1 year
Always projecting and deflecting to politicians stealing and reparation for slavery. Idiots.
@Fortwin___
Fortwin, The Product Baby🤍
1 year
You'll tweet that “Nothing can make me date a yahoo boy” and some idiots will start crying that “Who con dey date them offline?” Maybe your sisters? Or why not create a survey or something? Olodo omo
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Why even bother with an election in the first place if you want to rig like fools?
@Imranmuhdz
Imran Muhammad
1 year
Engr Abubakar Ohere of APC defeat Natasha H Akpoti of PDP in Kogi Central Senatorial district Fear who no fear Yahaya Bello 😂 #ElectionResults #NigerianElections2023
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@dexvxov
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Someone should explain this thing to me 😭
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@dexvxov
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Imagine dating your opp 😭😭
@ObumnaemeOjukwu
Ojukwu Ezenwata
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@ijeuru9 My girlfriend won miss Anambra state years ago but honestly she's not beautiful to win that then .
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@dexvxov
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Face reveal? 🧐
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@IyawoThickaBody
👸🏼IYAWO THICKER BODY👸🏼
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Let me see the first picture you’ve taken in 2022🎉🎉🎉🎉 See how low cut changed my face🤭😱
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@dexvxov
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Nothing funny or smooth here. Fraudsters are ruining people’s lives.
@Jaiyejejeomo
J A I Y É🍀
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Everything a yahoo boy needs in a girl dey this one body 😂😂😂😂😂
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@dexvxov
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“I love it when a nigga go all out for me.”
Tweet like a black American woman
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@dexvxov
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1 year
Why are the quotes so serious? 😭
@doritenholm
tori
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Why do we bash “homewreckers” for breaking up a marriage but we never question if the wife and infant child had bad vibes?
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My new babies came into today 🥺.
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I’m not the gloom 💀
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1 year
Lmaoo better get ready to sign divorce papers
@fkhanage
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About a year ago, my wife & I booked a family holiday to Mauritius, leaving 26 May. I recently found out our final home game is Wolves on 28 May. I had to cancel our holiday. MY WIFE IS RAGING. Too scared to go home. We better win the league. Pray for me. 💀
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@dexvxov
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Meanwhile the Kage:
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Asad🪽
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Fuck everything else this is the REAL best entrance in Naruto
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If your gf does something nice out of the blue or shows you more love than normal, it's the guilty conscience from all that cheating.
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Women dey cheat pieces sha, know this and know peace...
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You will not die if your wife keeps her surname.
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1 year
One thing about the tribalism is sooner or later it’s gonna jump out.
@Drwhales_
Wale •🦉
1 year
Yes. Nobody will die if Sanwoolu becomes Governor of Lagos state. Voting GRV is not compulsory. I don’t have to be on the same side with you. At the same time, I could decide not to vote GRV because I feel he’s a Chinedu and that’s OK. If you want to die just die now now.
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Can’t believe she’s now the face of tribalism at 22 💀
@maintishe
oluwatise
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@akoslachapa 😭😭😭😭 we gotta let them rock.
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Why did I think it was SZA? Lmaoo
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Cleaned my room this morning....seems like the only trash left is me
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Wanna earn enough to afford country hopping without checking my balance.
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Left hand demonization in the 21st century.
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Eat it unwashed after it’s marinated for 4 hours in Lagos traffic.
@whollyshite
beezus
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so you guys that eat ass how do you do it? do you ask the person to go wash their ass immediately before your spread the cheeks or what? do you supervise the washing? cuz i’d like to see if it’s washed enough for me
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You people don’t think politics have real life consequences.
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Is it gay to squat?
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We need to ban the concept of nudes.
@bairanyc
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Y’all really believe men delete y’all nudes after y’all not fcking w them anymore?
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The incredibly insane level of detail in the Galerie D’Apollon is something to behold.
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You’re almost there mate.
@DmitriFemi
TED 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
1 year
I’ve noticed that my medical knowledge is affecting the way I perceive miracles as regards health and I don’t like it. Anytime people share testimonies about healing, my mind starts thinking about possible medical explanations… ☹️
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Really happy for that 4.86 nigga getting opportunities. He needs to leave this country.
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“No one knows what it means but it gets the people going…”
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"cunt in a god fearing way" Wtf does that mean
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Me thinks y’all have attachment issues 😭
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My siblings have been my children involuntarily and I will not be voluntarily participating in child bearing.
@KR3Wmatic
I am my pinned tweet. (Read it!)
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When did you decide you didn’t want to have children?
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Inconvenience makes me make stupid financial decisions. I would pay nearly anything just to get back the semblance of comfort.
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Might be looking at this wrong, but when someone opens up to you about a very traumatic incident like this, I would like to think you are more concerned with helping your partner get through it and healing, rather than committing the perpetrator’s image to memory. Sad all around.
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1 year
Hate how this country doesn’t respect traffic rules.
@FelixOnyile
𝓈𝒾𝓇.𝒲𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒();
1 year
I dey buy fuel 550, you still want me to stop at zebra crossing for you to catwalk If you like no run
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Whew passed my AWS exam 🤧. Shit was hard af.
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You will also not die if your kids have a compound surname.
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@adupsybaby @RamoniOba @JigiJigi16 @PastorEAAdeboye @opeogun @Jaydon225 😂😂😂😂 it's always mad how educated people especially doctors and professors turn to imbeciles once religion is involved. Cognitive dissonance is a mf.
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@ogheneyxle Oh oh shrooms. Thought you meant normal mushrooms people eat 💀
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A lot of Igbo men got that extra spicy misogyny flavor
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Male students of Fed Poly Nekede objects as a woman contests for SUG President.
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Lmao some Christians and selfish prayers. From the stables of “55 people died in this ghastly accident but only I survived. Praise the living Jesus”.
@Haarduke
Oluwaseun FFG
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Some Nigerians are so delusional and selfish. “May this government favour me and my family” is such a weird prayer. You won’t even need the “government’s favor” in a functioning society.
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“Stupid monkey” “bet”
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1 year
Bums forget that City were outbid/out priced for Sanchez, Fred, Jorginho, Maguire, Koulibaly, etc. Pep buys good players and makes them world class. No one touches him when it comes to player development. Every single player City have bought could have been bought by the top 6.
@77_Hzk
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Pep buying world class players is a myth in football. Gundogan, Akanji, Alvarez, Ake, Mahrez etc were literally on show glass for like 2 years and nobody bought them. The second he buys them and turn them to the best versions of themselves you’d start hearing “City’s BENCH😾!”.
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Post a picture of some landscape where the main requirement is that you NOT appear in it. Just a picture, no description. Let’s travel virtually around the world
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@dexvxov
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You're single and you're still eating?
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1 year
Incredible how a murderer is somehow a face of the Republican Party. America is insane.
@GaryPetersonUSA
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
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When Patriots like Kyle Rittenhouse and I get lost, we just follow the flag to safety, like the wisemen followed the wishing star.
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@dexvxov
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@_benjvmins_ @flakesofthesoul Lol rising above bullshit ain't for everyone. You gotta enunciate every syllable in the cracker/snow monkey.
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@dexvxov
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1 year
One thing about life is that it can definitely go lower 😭😭
@PabiieR
Parbiie ✨
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Do you guys believe that when everything gets extremely tough in your life , that’s when you’re actually near a break through ?
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Dortmund don’t get enough heat for the bottling last season. Generational shame.
@Gideoomatic
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If not for Dortmund's generational bottling last season Tuchel would've gone 0/2 Bundesliga titles
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I’m always reminded of this excerpt from a book I read a few years ago when this topic comes up.
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1 year
Someone on TikTok said that the more they healed, the less ambitious they became. These words have never been more felt.
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Not a cake aficionado but it’s only Salt cakes I know that are exceptional in this Lagos.
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