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@decedant99
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3 years
LOOK AT THIS LIL BABY PLAYING IN THE SNOW 🦊
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3 years
“History you’re studying is it? Is there jobs in that?”
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3 years
Piers Morgan trying to make this about Meghan Markle
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3 years
The Queen disabling ITV on the telly ready for Monday night
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3 years
I got some more as he was just GORGEOUS
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9 months
Kerry from Big Brother has been evicted. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @ #BBUK
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3 years
Everyone watching it’s a sin like
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9 months
Slug and lettuce tonight with these 😂💯🔥 #BBUK
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9 months
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Chanelle from Big Brother, has been appointed as the new head of NASA, for her vital work in discovering all of the extra moons orbiting the earth #BBUK
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6 months
Ross after that round table #traitors
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3 years
The barbz realising they’ve got to defend this
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@NICKIMINAJ
Nicki Minaj
3 years
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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11 months
"Bring all your delicious helpless toddlers to show support"
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@JackHadders
Jack Hadfield 🇬🇧
11 months
This is absolutely a mass mauling event waiting to happen
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4 years
Working class kid: *works hard, studies, gets predicted A*A*A* and gets a good place at a good uni* Tories:
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8 months
Me pretending to be shocked tomorrow at St Pancras when my train is delayed, there’s no room for the trolley, all reserved seats are cancelled, and a cow spontaneously combusts on the line just before I hit chesterfield
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10 months
Jordan whenever he speaks to big brother #BBUK
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3 years
Nobody: Kim Petras:
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3 years
If you want more examples of how cute Yorkshire is in the snow check out these badboys!
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9 months
Me if Mattys boyfriend was a werewolf #BBUK
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4 years
That’s a big pigeon
@itvlondon
ITV London
4 years
Red Arrows pass over central London to mark the 75th anniversary of VE Day
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5 years
What schools were getting this lmao this is some eton shit
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3 years
John Bercow just tore the spine out of Robert Jenrick I saw the light die in his eyes #bbcqt
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4 years
@harrisonjbrock IM CACKLING HOW DID HE BASICALLY QUOTE YOUR JOKE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND NOT CLOCK WHAT HE WAS DOING
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4 years
Ie Rosie Duffield, she’s apologised and resigned, as is appropriate for breaking lockdown, but nonetheless framing this as equivalent to shipping your plague-ridden contagious family halfway across Britain is dishonest and shameless whataboutery.
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4 years
You can be a socialist without backing authoritarian regimes ffs this isn’t hard
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5 years
@FutureBlaine @pussynits I cannot CAN 💀 💀 💀
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4 years
Unpopular take BUT Can we appreciate how the clapping & the Queen doing a speech will be reassuring for old people who are isolated, and in need of a morale boost, now that they’re isolated and don’t know how to work computers? It’s easy to scoff but have some empathy please
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10 months
Sorry I’m in actual tears
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@NewStatesman
The New Statesman
10 months
An onion fit for a prime minister 🧅 Leslie Scott, a Labour Party member for 61 years from Sunderland, has struck up an unusual friendship with Keir Starmer after gifting him a giant onion. "He always converts it into onion soup."
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4 years
GUESS WHO'S GOT THEIR MASTERS OFFER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF UTRECHT AHHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING I'M MOVING TO THE NETHERLANDS SOMEONE GET THE CLOGS AND CHEESE READY !!!!!
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3 years
@ryxnf “There was something good about the Romans on 4 last night , remind me later I’ll WhatsApp it your mum so you can watch on catch up”
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4 years
White people have no culture? Try again sweetie x
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It's a rural pub and landmark like I'm sorry we need to build, but this is just reflexive anti-heritage sentiment, we need to be building on carparks and densifying urban areas not concreting over centuries old historic sites in the countryside
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YIMBY Martial Law Enforcer 🌐🥑🍌
1 year
God this shit annoys me. It had failed as a pub. Let it become something more commercially successful. Not every old building needs to be preserved forever
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4 years
🔒: Oldest trick in the book, starve Labour-councils of much needed funds so that it's Labour who get the backlash from residents when things can't get done.
@Independent
The Independent
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Poorer areas miss out as £100m of emergency coronavirus cash diverted to richer Tory councils
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4 years
It’s gross seeing a bunch of southerners wanking over our affordable house prices, only to buy them out and impose southern style rent traps on us to try and cash in 🤢 guillotines now please If they try and make a fucking housing bubble where it’s still affordable I’ll scream
@korejay
OverSabi 🇳🇬
4 years
My bro bought a 3bed investment 🏠 25mins away from Manchester for 53K His mortgage is £200 a month, he charges rent for £400.. 🤝🏾 I love hearing figures
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4 years
Bye bye @EmmaCambridge it’s been a blast 🦆 I first came here on an access day for first gen uni kids from Sheffield when I was a Y12 way back in winter 2016, and 4 years later I’ve finally left with a sexy 2:1 in history !
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5 years
This is literally just saying people deserve pride in their communities and we have to get back to that if we want to represent those communities again? Like can we stop trying to cancel leadership contenders based on twisted quotes, it’s not a good look
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mimi ☭
5 years
The soft left are really whipping the mask off by endorsing Nandy, huh?
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5 years
She was selected by the local party! You and your vote on the NEC stripped her from her candidacy and imposed another candidate against the wishes of the CLP! The fucking audacity to try and use this as an attack line I stg I don’t even like him, but honesty costs nothing!
@lara_eleanor
Lara McNeill
5 years
Keir Starmer says we need “truly representative candidates in future elections". I agree. He campaigned for a Camden remainer to become our candidate in Bassetlaw, a leave seat in the Midlands. How is that representative?
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10 months
What if we... exposed them all... and started using them again .. aha ha, just kidding.. unless..? 👀
@sheffieldtrib
The Tribune
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Work to renovate Fargate has exposed lots of old tram tracks outside the Town Hall 🚋
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4 years
🔒 The twitter left the twitter left when Corbyn when Starmer defended signed up to Chris Williamson the badge for heroes pledge
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4 years
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Boris Johnson announced new “Australia-style” Christmas
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4 years
Actually so done with this “feedback”
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3 years
Petition for Fiona Bruce to let Lisa Nandy finish a sentence for once #bbcqt
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4 years
Daily reminder that regional accents are not an indication of social class !
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4 years
@Boy1010Tory This is just embarrassing for you and everyone who has to see how inconsiderate you are
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3 years
Nothing but respect for MY drag race UK super stars
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4 years
True to form I’ve only gone and got 69% for my final grade !
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4 years
If you vote SNP you’re now endorsing transphobia , it’s not just nut jobs like Cherry it’s directly from the top. It’s straight up bigotry to make a specific exemption from a Hate Crime Bill for transphobia, just to protect your own MPs as so many are themselves transphobes.
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PinkNews
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Scottish government wants to exempt 'criticism of transgender identity' from proposed hate crime law
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3 years
Just told a guy that I’m this guy in the 212 video and he properly believed me ffs
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4 years
Really now
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4 years
Hé thinks you’re going to hell luv x
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Tom Harwood
4 years
Look who I just bumped into...
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2 years
Young Labour condemning NATO for helping Ukraine
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4 years
Trains exist and Antartica is currently 18 degrees Celsius 🥴
@DehennaDavison
Dehenna Davison
4 years
Thanks to the incredible @BenHouchen , new flights from Teesside International are now on sale! ✈️ Excited to say I’m booked on my first flight from Teesside to London City - and it will got me to work on time! 👍🏻
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4 years
People getting annoyed about “the politics of place” are they?
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5 years
@AngelaRayner DO IT BY RUNNING FOR LEADER QUEEN ✊🌹💖🌹💖🌹💖🌹💖✊
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4 years
I don’t have much to say on the Labour mess as my Nannan died yesterday so I’ve had other things to think about, but from just looking at the timeline it’s grim to see how much our party is infected with factional bullying, bad faith attacks, antisemitism, misogyny and racism.
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8 months
I knew Kissingers death was imminent the minute Trisha Paytas announced she was pregnant again
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4 years
The Rishi Sunak meal deal means maccies are selling 20 nuggets for £3 right as the govt does a healthy eating campaign The sheer INCOMPETENCE
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2 years
@francesweetman This is such an embarrassing situation for you
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4 years
First day as Corbyns new social media manager 🥰 time to take a big sip of coffee and look online x
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4 years
My mum realised halfway through doing this that she didn’t bake a long enough cake for the letters but imo it makes it even better !
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3 years
@MonopolyPhonic Could see he was annoyed that nobody cried !!!!
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3 years
Why’s that barb off the apprentice dressed like the Fat Controller 😭
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4 years
GRAND FINAL-Which is the BEST City in the North
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3 years
That Tory MP defecting to Labour like
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9 months
Hoping they surprise announce it was a fake victory and Trish is the real winner #BBUK
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5 years
Ian Lavery crawled so Barry Gardiner could limp
@lewis_goodall
Lewis Goodall
5 years
EXC: I can confirm there is to be a seventh entrant into the Labour leadership contest. It’s Barry Gardiner. Tune into #Newsnight at 2230 for more.
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4 years
I’m currently day drunk and minutes from smoking a joint in my garden so let’s go back to Y7 Facebook xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxozoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxozoxzoxoxo
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3 years
Why is tinder texting me as if it’s my mum trying to get me out of bed at 11am
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4 years
Luciana Berger’s old CLP backing Burgon 😯😯😯 what could THIS possibly mean 🧐 🤔 🤨
@CLPNominations
CLP Nominations
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Liverpool Wavertree CLP nominates: • Rebecca Long-Bailey to be leader of the Labour Party • Richard Burgon to be deputy leader of the Labour Party This CLP didn't nominate any candidates in 2015 or 2016.
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4 years
Ok so, federal Britain, full home rule for Wales Scotland and Northern Ireland, we keep Westminster as federal Parliament, England then has regional assemblies and some kind of all England cultural assembly ? Rate the borders?
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4 years
She just voted against the deal she was literally eLECTED into parliament on the back of 🥴 the embarrassment that is the 2019 intake
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Dehenna Davison
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I just voted to #GetBrexitDone 🇬🇧
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3 years
I don’t know about you , But 😩 I’m 😎 feeling 😤 22 !!!!
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4 years
This article says 2 Tory MPs have also claimed for wreaths and later apologised and repaid, yet they only show a picture of Marsha De Cordova? 🤔
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Anna Mikhailova
4 years
EXC: MPs encouraged to claim cost of Remembrance Day poppy wreaths on expenses
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Lord Sugar
4 years
Strange but seems correct.
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He's hot but brits abroad who make a big song and dance about how they hate the UK just come across as cringe rather than cool and edgy, like when you're abroad and someone asks about British culture just say panto and fish and chips it's easy and stops you looking a try hard 😭
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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The way he didn't stutter once omg??? 😭😭😭
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Feels like I’m doing a brand deal but I’ve been using minoxidil & finasteride for like 3 months now and my bald patch is legit shrinking it’s insane, like mark my words I’m having a mullet next year even if they’re out of fashion - I’M BEATING NATURE THIS IS TRANSHUMANISM🎉👯🪩
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3 years
Mr Cantab 😌
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4 years
Much as Cambridge has fucked me up, I don’t know how im going to recover from the fact I’ve been robbed of my final term here The amount of work I had to do to get here, the amazing people I’ve met, and the brilliant things I’ve done here, and I never got to finish it properly
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4 years
“Labours new leader is a privately educated millionaire knight of the rea...”
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4 years
Is this Darren Grimes’ wario ?
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3 years
Gen Z at pride
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3 years
She’s giving
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Me after finding out Matty is in an open relationship #BBUK
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3 years
Wonder why The Spectator is pulling out a defence of Allegra Stratton 🤔 🤔🤔
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@spectator
The Spectator
3 years
The phoney war on Allegra Stratton ✍️ Freddy Gray
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The kids in the flat upstairs this past week of half term
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4 years
The 2019 Tory intake are the most callous nasty group of shites ever to walk this planet. Imagine making jokes about policies that have led to the deaths of the people you now claim to represent. Absolutely zero respect for human dignity this has really pissed me off I won’t lie.
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3 years
The only reason Fiona Bruce is pushing this “how many refugees” thing when letting other questions slide is to give fodder to the Murdoch press so they can start splashing “Labour wants a MILLION TALIBAN IN BRITAIN” headlines it’s so transparent #afghanistandebate #bbcqt
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5 years
@ToffTalks All im going to say, is understand this is how Tory immigration policy treats those less fortunate than you, and to a much worse degree in a very racialise and class centred sense, so don’t forget this experience, learn from it and incorporate it into your politics
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3 years
I submitted my thesis :) havent slept yet, it’s not very good, and I uploaded it 20 minutes before the deadline after having had a 6 months extension, but I finally submitted it !!!
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@YvonneCumming17 Didn’t ask
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4 years
Oxford and Cambridge upholding the British class system
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Emily Thornberry and Rosena Allin-Khan choosing their shadow chancellor after winning the leadership
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4 years
Does anyone else ever panic about having to endure their future kids school plays? I’m 21 but am already terrified of watching my 8 year old offspring performing in Oliver and me having to pretend it’s good
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4 years
Being left wing doesn’t stop you being a bully js
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4 years
Thanks for all the kind thoughts, sad that she’s gone, but have 0 regrets and we’re glad she got to 93, and up until 91 was still going to pubs & the seaside with us! The last 2 years dementia got her, so she was fading gently, but now she’s finally at peace with my granddad ♥️
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4 years
I don’t have much to say on the Labour mess as my Nannan died yesterday so I’ve had other things to think about, but from just looking at the timeline it’s grim to see how much our party is infected with factional bullying, bad faith attacks, antisemitism, misogyny and racism.
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4 years
Nadine Dorries, Lucy Allen, Maria Caulfield: “StArMeR dEfEnDed SaVillE?!?! wElL tHiS iS dAmNi-“ Labour Twitter:
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4 years
Did the funeral today, the whole street came out for her because she’d been on Lowedges estate since 66’ (one of the first to get a house on it) and in the circumstances she had a lovely send off ! ♥️
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4 years
An icon, bye bye Betty 💖💖💖
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3 years
Don’t know why but I just googled gay Sheffield and this was the 4th thing down 💀
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