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🚨 New Monopoly Phonic song out today thimbles!!!!!!!!
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Unfollowing your daughter at 73 is hilarious
Caitlyn Jenner has unfollowed daughter Kendall Jenner on Instagram, fueling speculations that they had a falling out.
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Gays really get bullied for shit just for straight men to do it five years later wbk
We love a high-waisted moment!
(Robert Pattinson in Dior Homme + Haider Ackermann; Penn Badgley in Prada)
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Remember when it came out that Prince William was cheating on Kate and the media just all agreed not to mention it
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She’s the closest thing we have to a modern day Princess Diana.
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Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery.
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Because i = jbol²
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I kind of relate to him because not shutting the fuck up can really become so addictive
Prince Harry reveals he has enough material for a second book.
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It’s called slaying, something you wouldn’t understand
Manchester nightlife. Why do so many young women do this to themselves?
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Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess… did you think she meant Birmingham bab 😹
I just found out that Chappell Roan was American! I thought she was a hometown British girlie 😭😭😭😭😭
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British Chappell Roan be like “good luck babes Xx”
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Him: You better not be Caucasian Kelly Rowland when I get there
Me:
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Bullying
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Measles and Mumps when they heard Kat Von D wasn’t vaccinating her kids
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The way this was considered a worryingly mentally ill tweet ten years ago and now oomfs tweet more unhinged stuff on an hourly basis
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Matching with someone on Hinge then not messaging
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Josh O’Connor: [is hot]
Journalists: Why do women like men who look like rats?
[Silence]
Journalists: Why do women like men who look like faggots?
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Just saw an Instagram reel where Pitbull said “no” stands for “new opportunities”
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Fun fact - this album sold more copies in the UK than the US, despite having 1/5 the population. Women and gays dyed their hair red... straight men were wearing pop girl merch... I have never known a pop era so universally stanned by a nation. Rihanna is the true queen of the UK.
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Love when you buy a ticket on Trainline and it says YOU’RE GOING TO STOCKPORT! as if you’ve won a holiday on Blind Date
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I wish I could like this publicly …. I want to live out loud….
360 and it’s the same but it features Miley Cyrus so it’s not
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Me as a child when the song “I Won’t Say I’m In Love” was approaching in Hercules (1997)
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bi cock
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No way I’m downloading the COVID app how do we know they’re not using it to spy on me !!!
Omg Spotify sent me a free Google Nest Mini! 😍
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For a member of the royal family to admit this publicly is staggering
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Forgot that inside the icon there’s still a young girl from Essex
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Please do not let the fact that Dancing On My Own by Robyn is one of the best songs of all time distract you from the fact that Call Your Girlfriend from the same Robyn album is also one of the best songs of all time
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Jeans and a nice top
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No gay has all 4:
• Iced tea imported from England
• Lifeguards imported from Spain
• Towels imported from Turkey
• Turkey imported from Maine
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Gays be like “UNIQUE! That’s what you are. Stilettos kicking vintage crystal off the bar. Category: bad bitch, I’m the bar, alien superstar” and they’re in the Deloitte management consulting department
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🚨 Matty Healey’s mother joined the band on stage at tonight’s The 1975 gig:
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Drag Race España producers translating Condragulations to Felicidrages
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I hate gay Halloween parties what do you mean you’re Yinrun in the bigwig challenge
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Why is Eastenders on at 9.45pm will they say cunt
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Breakdown of this week’s government advice for Manchester:
DO ✅ SAVE THE ECONOMY BY GOING TO NANDOS, MCDONALDS AND WETHERSPOONS.
DON’T ❌ LET YOUR MUM IN YOUR HOUSE. COVID ONLY SPREADS IN PRIVATE PROPERTIES. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
DO ✅ LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU ENORMOUS FAT PIG.
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He came out 2 years ago. Had you not hit your quota of stories about trans people today?
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He forgot about her
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Could they do this for adults as well because it’s 00.42 and I’ve just watched 3 and a half minutes of an early 2000s ASDA staff training video on there and I don’t know why
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Britney is the only fandom where no new music is celebrated. Queen of labour strike!
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People say we’re alike, they say we’ve got the same hair
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Sexual health nurse: and did you use condoms for the oral sex?
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Rupaul: “Tayce is missing that emotional connection” Sorry she doesn’t have enough trauma for you!!
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Me: hasn’t watched Eastenders in 15 years
Sharon: he’s not your son
Me:
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The writers of The Crown after reading Harry’s autobiography
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How camp would it be if we were all in the middle of watching Rupaul’s Drag Race UK vs The World when they do the emergency news bulletin that The Queen is dead
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Me: h-
Middle class girl who goes to art school in London:
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Claudia Winkleman kind of looks like she can transform into a crow /complimentary
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British people exchanging their human rights for a new passport colour
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Lonely single gays really say “Katy is in a flop era I feel so bad for her” while she’s at home eating that ass
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I hope M.I.A does a counter track called Cher Lloyd
I’m back! My new single M.I.A will be released October 11th ⚡️⚡️ Pre-Save and Pre-Add here ⚡️⚡️
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The way this was the most liked post on Instagram in 2015 like we were such simple creatures..
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Times are hard and friends are few.
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I don’t wanna see anyone with over 1000 Instagram followers on the new series of Big Brother
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a WHAT order?
Donald Trump has officially been issued a gag order in his federal election interference case.
The order restricts Trump from publicly targeting court personnel, potential witnesses, or special counsel Jack Smith and his staff.
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My dog when I try to remove the stick from his mouth
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Carol Vorderman get the dildo out hen you’ve done well
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I love how Kerry Katona couldn’t just leave Atomic Kitten and had to work a notice period
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Please do not worry about your exam results !!! I got really good ones and now I press play on Charli XCX songs for faggots on ket 💖💖
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Why did I think they were playing ARTPOP at the beginning 😭
Whether for violent entry, theft, or disorderly conduct, here's a list of Capitol rioters who've been arrested so far
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Why is it still called Snatch Game on Drag Race UK it should be called Blankety Wank or something
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This being a 1997-level iconic top 3… we are so back
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Selling an item on Vinted for £5 and spending £3 on packing tape and £2 on a large packet of Space Raiders and a can of Tango when I drop it off at the corner shop
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Gays calling the covid Miss Rona which suggests her full name is Vanessa Rona Mateo
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🎬 What’s an acting performance that was so good that you forgot it was acting?
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To be fair it was literally with RUSSELL BRAND 😭
How bad could a breakup possibly be to lead you to doing this
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When you go round to someone’s house and it’s warm
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