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Dean Smith
2 years
THE NEW FLAG FOR WEMBLEY HAS ARRIVED AND IT IS A BEAUTY ⚽️ EDDIE HOWES BLACK & WHITE ARMY #NUFC
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2 years
Toon fans need a huge fucking reality check we are sitting 6th with games in hand on the teams above us, no one expected to get into Europe this year and it’s a massive possibility. fucking get behind the lads! what happened to “we don’t demand a team that wins…”? #NUFC
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Dean Smith
7 months
@FBAwayDays Tell you what’s embarrassing, grown men, grey in the hair sitting doing match reports in their mams spare room.
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Dean Smith
3 years
@JMeeson @SkySportsNews Arrr poor footballers being asked to play more than once a week for £150k
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Dean Smith
1 year
NUFC goin to war with loyal fans who help their mates get tickets for away games so the happy clapping post takeover fans stop crying. The system was absolutely fine the way it was if you wanted a ticket bad enough you found one simple as that. 99.9% are resold face value anyway
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Dean Smith
1 year
The stupid daft cunts who have kicked up a fuss about the loyalty points system will be the same daft cunts who look for their actual seat at away games and the same daft cunts who were telling people to sit down at Wembley, they will absolutely ruin the away ends. #NUFC
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Dean Smith
2 years
@Declancarr96 @henrywinter No they are looking completely validated the ref even cut the minute short because of it
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Dean Smith
1 year
Looks like the club struggling to shift away tickets to Milan, who would of thought it after they basically barred all the regular away travellers with these Covid esq ID checks to please daft cunts who fancy ganin to 1 away game a season. #NUFC
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Dean Smith
9 months
Embarrassing the amount of fucking wet wipes who cry when people sing feed the scousers, it’s honestly not that deep fuck me what are the away ends gonna be like 10 years from now if it’s this soft now #nufc (yes I know we have a food bank so fuck)
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Dean Smith
3 years
@Rimsey_ @olipercival1 @SkySportsNews A ban for having a different opinion to the little twitter virgins I think is what he means
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Dean Smith
2 years
@FootyLimbs The coverage in these moments is so bad like should be straight onto the fans, always been the same
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3 years
@FootyAccums He’s done Areet since that copper kneeled on his neck
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Dean Smith
2 years
@sportbible The most entertaining player of all time
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Dean Smith
2 years
Happy international women’s day to the Queen of Newcastle. #NUFC
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Dean Smith
2 years
@elljanderson Nice touch for the 4 little bairns at the front
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Dean Smith
2 years
@FogOnTheTyne36 @TalkofTyneside @NUFC Surely the “max” points would be 9 out of 3 games 😂
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Dean Smith
3 years
@piersmorgan It’s far from brief it’s been delaying games for the last 12 month
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Dean Smith
1 year
@kendec1956 Language from the sewer my god if you don’t like it don’t take your kids
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Dean Smith
2 years
@FootyAccums I don’t think you can include drink driving like something that’s out of your control
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Dean Smith
2 years
@ninenufc I personally think this is a distraction we don’t need let Eddie have his privacy with his players
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Dean Smith
2 years
@ChangeOfHabits @cbrennansports @usatodaysports And what about the nice rational happy women who also find this funny? You do realise they exist
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Dean Smith
1 year
@SkySportsNews Give her a chance to get a wash in and catch up with the house work
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Dean Smith
4 years
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Dean Smith
1 year
Flag sorted for Eddies champions league mags, first stop Milano!!! 🇮🇹 ✈️ #NUFC
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Dean Smith
3 years
@Jthompson1989 @DarrenBent The audacity to have a Newcastle top on and not pick big al 😂
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Dean Smith
3 years
@Mike_P_Williams @JMeeson @SkySportsNews They are tested every single day, like the rest of us they have to go to work. the only difference is they are paid obscene amounts of money so the best they can do is keep it quiet and get on with it. Simple as that.
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Dean Smith
2 years
@PLClassics The Newcastle side of 2009 is the best squad ever relegated
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Dean Smith
2 years
@OllieHolt22 This you mate
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Dean Smith
2 years
@BBCSport @GaryLineker He couldn’t even deal with saint- maximin
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Dean Smith
1 year
@nufcec He absolutely robbed a living and would still be hanging out the back of Mike Ashley if it wasn’t for the takeover
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Dean Smith
1 year
@talkSPORT How does it take 6 month to listen to an audio recording of a bloke raping his lass, are they trying to find a reason to justify it?
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Dean Smith
2 years
@FootyAccums This is absolutely ridiculous
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Dean Smith
2 years
@milesstarforth If he was any younger Adam Johnson would ride him
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Dean Smith
1 year
@PartySocalled @SkySportsNews Have you just gender assumed my kids? How dare you
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Dean Smith
4 years
@NUFCTakeover1 Did he charge down the touch line when gyan scored against his beloved Newcastle because he “needed the money”? or what about after the 5-1 when he spat his dummy out and questioned the “class” of Newcastle fans after the game? He’s a fat mackem who bails on everyone for money.
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Dean Smith
4 years
@BallTekkers 🗑 scholes was never main man for club or country
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Dean Smith
2 years
@_EnGee What even is that accent man coz it’s anything but Geordie, he’s a horrid little manbaby
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Dean Smith
2 years
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Dean Smith
4 years
@Sjopinion10 Al jab yee if you slag the toon off again
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Dean Smith
4 years
@NUFC “Not playing as a 9 suits him” says the bloke who played him as a 9 all season
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Dean Smith
1 year
There is fucking 2 month left of the transfer window! people need to just relax and trust the club, judge the window in September #NUFC
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Dean Smith
2 years
@AFC_SeanPart37 @FootyLimbs I was just speaking as a football fan in general, as a Geordie I would rather lick piss of a nettle than watch arsenals YouTube channel.
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Dean Smith
2 years
@JimWhite @chris_kammy Heartbreaking listening to his struggle, He is without a doubt one of the reasons soccer saturday was so popular for so long
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Dean Smith
2 years
@sportbbcwm He must of already played his “roll our sleeves up” and “dust ourselves down” cards. Now in typical Steve Bruce fashion he will play the victim and divert all blame onto the supporters whilst the media goons remind everyone how much of a “nice family man” he is.
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2 years
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Dean Smith
2 years
@DanSumner16 @OllieMannPAFC @BCAFCBH Away games you stand where you want it’s as simple as that, no space for goody two shoes.
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Dean Smith
1 year
@NUFCWomen @SharnaRioW It’s an over hit pass and absolutely shocking goalkeeping
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Dean Smith
10 months
@jamiereuben @ghodoussi Yous changed the rules around ticketing and now the stadium is riddled with tourists, put it back the way it was same with away ends aswell with tickets checks etc to please people who couldn’t give a shite when we weren’t good. Scrap the lot and put it back to the way it was
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Dean Smith
1 year
@kendec1956 It’s a football match not a fucking day out at the theatre
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Dean Smith
1 year
@worflags if the toon sign Harvey Barnes can the display be his fatha Alan lookin down on him saying “you’ll do for me Bonnie lad” #NUFC
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Dean Smith
2 years
@NUFC_HQ If we get 6 points from these next 4 games that is a brilliant achievement going into the World Cup then the January transfer window to come after 👊
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Dean Smith
2 years
@masallami @SundayLeagueFC The current team would probably beat them like that team from the 70’s be old men now
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Dean Smith
9 years
Everyone give @TJhorsetips1992 a follow ive made a fortune of this lad
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Dean Smith
3 years
@olipercival1 @Rimsey_ @SkySportsNews Does the word virgin offend you
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Dean Smith
3 years
@scumfuckpichus @JMeeson @SkySportsNews No the fact they are in the safest environment and earn £150k a week but still find something to whinge about makes them less than human
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Dean Smith
2 years
Hahahahaha
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Tears of a Clown
2 years
She looks like she's nodding one back to the keeper
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Dean Smith
2 years
@liambellsie Bunch of fuckin trees 🌲
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Dean Smith
9 months
@liambellsie Same fans who won’t sing that will happily sing about petrol bombing West Ham fans 😂
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Dean Smith
5 years
@TaylorandBesty Anyone who votes Corbyn is a complete disgrace to this country
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Dean Smith
3 years
Could listen to this every day, to think we have to listen to the dross that fatty spews at us every week instead 😭
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We’ve Got Our Club Back
3 years
“In football, you know, the only love you have is crucial to your life”. Sir Bobby. This is what a real Manager of #NUFC looks and sounds like.
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Dean Smith
3 years
“If Newcastle offer me £60k a week and Brentford offered £30k a week am goin Brentford” haha what a fucking gimp
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Dean Smith
3 years
Pua shithousery from Eddie to wait until we play Hassenhoobiewibblewobble before handing Bruno his full debut, hope all the new lads have a hand in the win and trippier takes a crutch to his heed at full time. Whingy German cunt.
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Dean Smith
1 year
@worflags Stop gettin them out at friendlies when the ground is full of knackas then
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Dean Smith
2 years
@NalphoneC @The37safc @Bob_Helpful Have to say “heyro” so they can understand
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Dean Smith
2 years
Big Al he’s coming for your record 🙋‍♂️
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Dean Smith
1 year
@PitchSideTweets @Tgarratt10 He’s talking about fans following them but villa had to close parts of the stadium in the championship did they not? Newcastle have 10x the fan base Aston Villa have
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Dean Smith
7 months
How it started..how’s its going #NUFC
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Dean Smith
2 years
BJC BJC
@SanDiegoMags
San Diego Mags
2 years
Our very own Big @JoeCollins99 on his way back to San Diego, ran into @brunoog97 🇧🇷 at Newcastle airport this morning. Lucky fella. #nufc #NewcastleUnited #BrunoG39
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Dean Smith
4 years
@Kevin_Nichol And quarter final of the FA cup? We’ve beat two league 1 teams (via a replay and extra time) and a second string championship team.
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Dean Smith
2 years
The fuckin crowd yesterday were a pua embarrassment I thought like, we played class with 10 men and have Wembley next week and the owld boring half deed cunts gave up at half time. Get safe standing in that stadium and rinse the ground of the wasters in it.
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Dean Smith
1 year
So proud of J7 like go on lad #nufc
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Newcastle Fans TV
1 year
Big Joe reporting for international duty 🇧🇷 #NUFC 🖤🤍
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Dean Smith
9 months
@rob_laws_85 @skegtony @nufcfoodbank You think this is a recent song? 😂 “in your Liverpool slums..” is one of the oldest songs going the difference is now everyone is soft as fuck and cries about a little bit of piss taking
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Dean Smith
2 years
@BraveheartCH Not every day you get to meet Alan Shearer
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Dean Smith
2 years
Everyone apart from that cunt @trevor8sinclair
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talkSPORT
2 years
Everyone at talkSPORT sends their condolences to The Royal Family. Rest In Peace, Your Majesty.
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3 years
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Dean Smith
3 years
@ProtestNufc @BlockDSJP If the protest is lawful and peaceful just cancel it now. Block the road for the busses, let Steve Bruce’s car in and just as he goes to speak in his presser pull his pants clean down so the nation sees his fucking tiny little red and white cock.
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Dean Smith
1 year
Fucking cannot wait for tonight but I’m not mentally ready for the end of the season and no football ⚽️ #nufc
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Dean Smith
4 years
@NUFCNews24 @stevewraith Here how fucking embarrassing is it the way you lick his hoop
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Dean Smith
2 years
@ChronicleNUFC What if sir Bobby had taken the job when keegan left
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Dean Smith
11 months
The toon didn’t even get out of second gear yesterday and steamrolled a usually solid Crystal Palace, 5 points of the top with the best goal difference in the league 👀 great send off for Shaun and Mathew before they set off travelling aswell #NUFC
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Dean Smith
1 year
Bruno is something else! what a player #nufc
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Dean Smith
2 years
@secondtierpod That is what football means to actual football fans
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Dean Smith
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Dean Smith
9 months
@worflags These conditions are only acceptable if we are assured alcohol will be served inside the stadium
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Dean Smith
1 year
4 clean sheets in a row, 3 wins, Gordon out in the clear for the balon dor, Plum and Jamal bossing Man City. @deanhirst arms temporarily unfolded, @marcfindlay ’s 📦, kicking me height in the toon on a Wednesday #happydays
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Dean Smith
3 years
Half 7 rattler doon the big smoke for palace (a) let’s have it 🍻 ⚽️
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Dean Smith
1 year
@BBCMOTD @BBCSport He probably does stink tho coz his arms to small to wipe his arse
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Dean Smith
7 years
A fucking sensible column for once instead of the usual "Geordies are unrealistic" tripe
@ColinMurray
colin murray
7 years
If u can’t grab a copy in black + white, here’s my latest @metrosportHQ column about the black + whites! #NUFC 👍📰
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7 months
#NUFC is so depressing now no matter the result, we can all accept this season has been completely derailed by injuries so just take the rough with the smooth and throw everything at the FA cup ⚽️
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Dean Smith
1 year
Champions league play off today! fucking come on Newcastle united ⚽️ #nufc
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Dean Smith
2 years
Unreal trip, me fathas tooth peeled out of me forehead, Newcastle ganin to Wembley
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Dean Smith
2 years
@PLClassics 🏆 Player of the Season: joelinton ❌ Flop of the Season: willock 💪 Most Improved Player: krafth 👏 Unsung Hero: fraser 👕 Signing of the Season: bruno ⚽️ Goal of the Season: bruno vs Southampton
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Dean Smith
1 year
@stevebarrell @talkSPORT @LFC I was born in Newcastle, that’s what made me support Newcastle.
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Dean Smith
6 years
@richardajkeys Gan shove your tiny cock further into Andy greys big fucking fat Scottish arse you utter prick
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Dean Smith
3 years
Newcastle fans bubbling about songs offending other teams fans christ man! it’s not that deep just have a laugh about it and move on!🎵 in your Liverpool slums… 🎵
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Dean Smith
2 years
@stevenmcPGA @talkSPORT @NUFCgallowgate So I’m other words another complete failure who couldn’t accept he was out of his depth like allardyce, Bruce and mcclaren
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Dean Smith
9 months
@Ramma_____ @GeordieGeppetto How is being relegated twice and enduring fucking mind numbingly bad football from the likes of gullit, allardyce, souness and bruce not to mention having an owner who took the club apart piece by piece not being tested?
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Dean Smith
9 months
Merry Christmas to everyone apart from Steve Bruce Just stop oil Sunderland All the YouTubers Logan Paul Anthony Joshua Juergen Klopp ….To be continued 2024
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