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Rob Laws
2 years
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7 months
The capacity needs reducing in St James not expanding. Full of fucking tosspots yesterday. If you chanted TINO TINO like a petulant child have a word with yourself. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
2 years
Liverpool fans applauding themselves for an impeccable minute silence that had to be cut short because of booing says it all about them really. #LFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
@kbscott4 @laura_woodsy Need to take ‘hat’ out of that reply.
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Rob Laws
2 years
@NUFC can we wear the white kit on Wednesday please cos it gets right on the tits of @LukeEdwardsTele and @OllieHolt22 and I love it.
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Rob Laws
2 years
Unfortunately there’ll be people manage to get tickets who absolutely don’t deserve to be there that haven’t gave two shits about Newcastle United until a year ago. #NUFC #NUFCFans
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Rob Laws
11 months
@curtiswoodhous8 @BritBoxingBlog You did. “You reap what you sow”
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Rob Laws
9 months
@skegtony @nufcfoodbank The fact some of the replies are defending it shows the clowns that get in our away ends now.
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Rob Laws
3 years
Clark dropped for his ‘we weren’t up for it’ interview? #nufc
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Rob Laws
11 months
@CraigHope_DM @MailSport Let’s get stuck into the soft ponce.
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Rob Laws
1 year
@talkSPORT Picture the scene. This bloke getting himself sorted this morning, gets his replica jersey on, gets his 8 tins of Carling. Then shouts up the stairs to their lass “Joyce where the fucks me Newcastle hard hat”
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Rob Laws
6 years
@IrishUnity Good job we don’t think that way when countries ask us to bail them out isn’t it?
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Rob Laws
1 year
@talkSPORT She was backtracking saying it was just communication. That’s not how she said it the other day. She said she’d get another club to put a bid in to get her bosses to up their bid.
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Rob Laws
1 year
Can’t stop watching Michael Keane on Isak’s run. Fucker was punch drunk by the end.
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Rob Laws
3 years
Going through my old programmes and ones my dad gave me along with a cracking scarf from 1976. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
6 years
@TurlyMul422 @IrishUnity How does the saying go, ‘don’t bite the hand that feeds you’.
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Rob Laws
4 years
If and it’s a very big IF Mike Ashley finally sells up then I’ll still wish him all the harm in the world. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
I see fans are moaning already. If Ashley still had us we’d already have Sherwood in on a 8 year contract so maybe just have a little bit more patience. #nufc
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Rob Laws
2 years
@BashyMc1 Talking of mongs 😉
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2 years
Wtf have I just witnessed!? #NUFC | #MUFC | #BlaydonRaces
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Rob Laws
3 years
Just remember lads, it used to take Ashley and Charnley a month to NOT sign anyone. Be patient. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
6 months
@PercyArmsDisco The same fans who are calling for Howe to be gone will be exactly the same with the next manager when he has a bad spell. There’s a good amount of our supporters who fall right into the ‘entitled’ and ‘deluded’ category that Simon Jordan etc put us in.
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Rob Laws
3 years
What is the point in VAR? If they can’t see he’s already mid dive before contact there’s something wrong. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
Hew @ga11agbon how’d Villa get on ya fat shit?
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Rob Laws
2 years
Looks like yous will be digging these out for the next game lads #mufc
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Rob Laws
3 years
Only reason Steve Bruce wants clarity is so he can get his flight to Portugal booked before the prices go up for the school holidays. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
6 years
Souvenir from the Etihad today. Hope you don’t mind @LFC_Banners
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Rob Laws
3 years
Christ, get it into your thick heeds Wilson is on the bench because he’s been clamming for a rest for weeks. Honestly there’s some right dimwits on here. #nufc
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Rob Laws
3 years
He gets the ball he scores a goal Andy, Andy Cole. @vancole9
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Rob Laws
2 years
@OllieHolt22 Surprised you’re not blaming Newcastle fans and the Saudis.
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Rob Laws
7 months
@DavieUDesertMag 🎶we got Tudor from Sheffield and Hibbert from Leeds, McDonald from Luton and Smith Aberdeen, but we’ve got the best that the worlds ever seen, we bought him from Blackpool his name’s Tony green🎶
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Rob Laws
10 months
Another end to a cracking trip. Covered some miles with these lads over the years. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
@john_nufc42 @stevewraith To be fair Simon Jordan is absolutely bang on what he says and he actually says what we want to hear, things like deserving to know what’s going on and have the right to dream big etc. He’s also correct in saying a lot of our fans are gullible.
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Rob Laws
2 years
Tit
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Rob Laws
7 months
@tartandrumstick If chanting demanding a sub is how it’s going maybe it’s me that needs to Jack it in. Fucking pathetic. Grown bloke behind me…….”Tino, Tino”. Embarrassing.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@markchoake @alistairmagowan I fairly sure he doesn’t approve of what’s happening but he’s a football manager not a politician. His employer happens to be Russian. We were critical of journalists asking Howe ridiculous questions about being happy where his paycheque was coming from.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@Leegib81 @toonchants It’s not a proper full time video if there’s not a crutch getting waved in the air.
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Rob Laws
1 year
@SkySportsNews Man City didn’t get out of 3rd gear. What a cheb end this bloke is.
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Rob Laws
6 years
@raynufc1892 @nufcfoodbank Never understood the problem some of our lot has with scousers.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@BBCMOTD @alanshearer The BBC and @talkSPORT actually pay Danny Murphy to talk about football……..just let that sink in.
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Rob Laws
1 year
They were letting fireworks off and everything at the start as well bless them. #nufc #EFC
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Rob Laws
10 months
C'est magnifique Chester-Le-Street. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
6 years
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Rob Laws
4 years
I always said that all Joelinton needed was a global pandemic to cause a 3 month lockdown and he’d come back a different player. #nufc
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Rob Laws
4 years
So far this year I’ve been made redundant, started a new job, placed on furlough but none of those affected my sleep (or lack of) as much as this takeover saga. #nufc #nufctakeover
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Rob Laws
3 years
Still hasn’t quite sank in that Ashley has gone. #nufc #NUFCTakeover
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Rob Laws
4 years
I enjoyed that game. I think I was doing the same pose as this when I got back to the club. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
Bloody Ronaldo…………????? Right where’s me @alanshearer The Legend DVD #nufc #mufc
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Rob Laws
5 years
@ToonForChange The past 12 years of neglect eats away at you slowly the last four months of neglect absolutely rips you to shreds. From Rafa and a team that was organised, gave 100% and cared to this. But as has been said 1000 times, what did the board expect.
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Rob Laws
4 years
Your mate needs the bullet I’m afraid @LukeEdwardsTele
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Rob Laws
9 years
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Rob Laws
9 months
@JGreenwoodNFTV I’m not afraid to ‘boo’ I’m just 38 years of age and understand how childish it is. I’ll leave the booing to my 8 and 4 year olds at the pantomime.
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Rob Laws
1 year
Little knackas twisting on about a starting line-up before a ball was kicked. Stick that right up yas. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
2 years
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Rob Laws
4 years
If there’s a 2nd spike of #Covid19UK it won’t be down to Dominic Cummings driving his car, it won’t be down to the odd group gathering for a bbq. It’ll be down these fucking idiots protesting. Every single one of them.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@NUFCcook It’s not that I wouldn’t take him. I just worry that nufc is not the place for a man with heart trouble.
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Rob Laws
4 years
@bunting_kevin @piersmorgan Why didn’t he just say, “yes in hindsight I got it wrong” then say, “I’m pleased we’ve now been able to sort it out and that’s the main thing”. Politicians are allowed to get things wrong. Just hold their hands up and admit it, rather than avoiding the question.
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Rob Laws
6 years
@NUFC_Online Poor first half? Christ almighty. Apart from scoring what more did you want from them?
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Rob Laws
5 years
@talkSPORT @talkSPORTDrive Bruce is doing alright, as did Rafa, they both done as much as can be expected when Mike Ashley is the owner. Having said that, if we were to get an owner who had ambition then Rafa every time.
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Rob Laws
6 years
The title charge is back on #nufc
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Rob Laws
3 years
One positive for us today, Lascelles yellow card means he misses Tuesday night. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
Jurgen Klopp can wind his fucking neck in. Just manage ya team ya four eyed prick. #NUFC #LFC
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Rob Laws
1 year
@37JH__ He’s been playing football 20 odd years and still doesn’t use his right foot.
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Rob Laws
4 years
@davidkeen1989 @lister2k11 @henrywinter Have you always been so openly against their regime or just since they became interested in Newcastle?
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Rob Laws
1 year
I don’t like to moan about refereeing in #nufc games but that pen decision yesterday was atrocious. Then even worse was the whole performance from the officials in the #BHAFC add to that #mufc qualms about having Oliver do their game (not that he had a bad game). @FA_PGMOL ?????
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Rob Laws
4 years
Imagine the takeover is announced on the anniversary of one of our lot going toe to toe with a horse man. #NUFCTakeover #NUFC
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Rob Laws
2 years
@Football__Tweet @FAFiltvedt Train up early from London for that? Sad acts.
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Rob Laws
3 years
That’s what good recruitment gets you #Saintsfc #NUFC
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Rob Laws
5 years
Are Man Utd still wanting to pay 50mil for Longstaff? I’ll hose down my old Raleigh Activator and he can hop on the back. Fucking dreadful.
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Rob Laws
6 years
Couldn’t give two fucks about the boxing, #nufc won.
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1 year
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Rob Laws
7 months
@YanThorburn Nothing wrong at all. Chanting a players name after a player makes a mistake is pathetic. 🎶We are the loyalist football supporters………until a player loses form or makes a mistake🎶
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Rob Laws
3 years
I am.
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Paul Howard
3 years
No one who truly loves football can say that they’re enjoying what’s happening to Manchester United right now. So hard to watch.
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Rob Laws
7 months
Dan Burn done alreet the day. #NUFC
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Rob Laws
4 years
@DTathletic You’re forgetting most of the wags done the first two years of a City & Guilds hair and beauty course before snaring a footballer.
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Rob Laws
1 year
WE ARE NEWCASTLE #NUFC
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Rob Laws
3 years
@NUFCcook Moves more than Shelvey.
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Rob Laws
8 years
Off to see Rafa and the lads #NUFC
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Rob Laws
2 years
@GingerPirlo_ @GraemeRchardson To be fair that’s him at full pace though.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@jjNUFC For Steve Bruce just think air hockey.
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Rob Laws
2 years
@LukeEdwardsTele It’s a Newcastle strip Luke.
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Rob Laws
7 months
@wildingx I’ve not said burn didn’t deserve to be subbed but chanting for a player on the bench isn’t helping anyone. The problems yesterday weren’t just down to Burn’s poor performance. The 3 MF’s didn’t really get control of the game, Almiron very poor.
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Rob Laws
9 years
Just told him about #RafaBenitez
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Rob Laws
2 years
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Rob Laws
10 months
@talkSPORT Each week I’m more amazed that Andy gets paid to talk about football.
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Rob Laws
7 months
@tartandrumstick Absolutely not. It’s something I’d expect from my 8 year old. Not grown blokes. Like I say, if that’s the way it’s going, it’s probably me that needs to hoy the towel in. Perhaps the media and fans of other clubs are right about some of our supporters being demanding.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@LukeEdwardsTele I thought your mate was knocking on the door demanding signings?
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Rob Laws
3 years
@talkSPORT I don’t really get this idea that only managers that have been in relegation fights can manage struggling teams. Bobby Robson done ok when he came in and I don’t think he was used to bottom of the table scraps.
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Rob Laws
3 years
That man should be nowhere near the Swinburne Maddison DDSL let alone the Premier League. #bruceout
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Rob Laws
3 years
Make no mistake it it were #NUFC being invited into a #ESL Mike Ashley would be all over it. No relegation? His dream come true that.
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Rob Laws
2 years
@JackLaadNUFC @toonchants @ToonPolls That’s just a chant from another club with the player name changed. Seems like that’s all we do do now. Nothing original.
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Rob Laws
5 years
Any fucker votes for this prick and they deserve exactly what they get.
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Rachael Swindon #WeAreCollective
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This is astonishing footage of Boris Johnson being asked about cuts he made to London Fire Brigade when Mayor. His reply? “Get stuffed.” #Grenfell wasn’t long after. Prime Minister? Don’t be daft. #GE19
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Rob Laws
4 years
@JuanGandini @CarltonCole1 have a read of this thread before passing comment on something you clearly know very little about.
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Rob Laws
3 years
@geordieshaun @Lee18_92Johnson @rioferdy5 Wait till your energy company gets cancer then ditch it and go with another.
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Rob Laws
6 years
Me and the great Andy Griffin 19 year ago. @BigDenny71 #Nufc
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Rob Laws
2 years
@talkSPORT @liannesanderson She had Mills on toast when debating the squad. Mills- “Maguire will certainly be on the plane and I’d start him” 10 minutes later. “Trent can’t defend, you can’t play a defender in a tournament who can’t defend and is out of form” Sanderson- “but you said you’d play Maguire”
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Rob Laws
4 years
Aye, great point that the day Steve, ya fucking fat shit. #nufc
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Rob Laws
3 years
@paulwallsend I remember a few year ago having a moan and my dad saying ‘it’s been a lot worse son’. Granted there may have been worse football on show over the years but has the club ever been as pointless than it is now?
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Rob Laws
2 years
@ChronicleNUFC @CPFC Willock for Longstaff
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Rob Laws
11 months
@PercyArmsDisco Bloke next to me last night had his phone out for every corner or FK we had videoing a potential goal. My decision was made, had we scored his phone was going flying.
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