Y’all. So Im in the barber chair. My barber is telling me that he has to fly to Dallas next week and he hates flying. He’s really nervous.
Do you know this man stopped my edge up and burst out in tears?!!!!!! I didn’t know what tf to do!!
This was him vs. me.
Girl shut the fuck up. We still don’t like you. Porsha could date Walter and Marc at the same time and we will still find a reason not to like you...
#RHOA
Then he proceeds tell me I shouldn’t be flying much, because it’s dangerous and he doesn’t know how I do it. Sir, I’m flying somewhere today. Don’t project this onto me!
My guy is in full tears with tissue at this point. Now, I feel terrible. So I’m comforting him. Giving him suggestions (mainly telling him to drink).
Okay but like… can you finish my haircut? And please gather yourself before you put this sharp ass razor to my head.
One thing I HATE is someone who gaslights. I’ve experienced that. And that’s exactly what Carlton did to Diamond.
And thennnnnnnn proceeds to call her a bitch and theeennnnn proceeds to mention her wig.
Love is blind is stressing me out 🤦🏾♂️
For those trying to come to DC this weekend, I would strongly consider not doing so. We have rats the size of horses. Ubers are $80 to go 2 mi. Marjorie Greene DJs at Nellies. The mayor banned Renaissance from clubs. We ran out of chicken wings and grits. We have no hookah.
Chloe is not the girl we want her to be. The music is starting to become lackluster. She’s trying too hard. The ship has sailed. And we have to be okay with that.
Fun fact: I was going to withdraw from grad school, because of my major depressive disorder. But he told me to stay in the race. He held my hand the entire time.
Georgetown University
Degree: Masters in PR and Corporate Communications
GPA: 3.92
Promises God kept: All of em
Random. But I miss the days where Jackie and Simone use to have lunch at the park and talk about parts of their job that none of us understand.
“Whew girl i just got done conducting a histomastecizoma uniroma fallopian tube procedure. How was your day?”
#Married2Med
My gym friend (straight) just got into an argument with a wyte man, who always is causing issues. I was on his side. But we were trying to calm him down.
But things took a turn.
Chile the way my friend just casually threw out the “f” word as an insult.
Me: Now wait.
Yesterday in our team meeting, I was singing instead of listening. Singing LOUD. Went to grab something out of the kitchen. Came back to messages in the chat “You have such a beautiful voice, Derrick”.
A bitch wasn’t on mute. I could’ve melted in that chair.
As a member of an NPHC organization, I have something to say.
Y’all have to stop strolling in these peoples clubs. It’s not the time or place. And it’s awkward af. They gone ban wipe me down being played and I like that one. 😭
Currently on this solo trip in Spain. Sitting at the table enjoying this meal. Eavesdropping on the conversation next to me. Thinking about my life.
Love this for me. 😌
I got my head chewed off by my manager last week. I put together a deliverable and she swore that it wasn’t what the client wanted.
Fast forward. We are in the client meeting. And guess what? The client has edits and wants what I had.
Me to manager in the meeting:
Anytime a pilot gets on the intercom and says “we got you here 30 min ahead of schedule”, I immediately think .. why tf are you flying this big ass plane so so damn fast?
In my team meeting.
Team (with so much excitement): omg Derrick did you get your Beyoncé tickets?!!!!
Let me file a HR complaint. Bc I feel taunted and clearly subjected to a hostile environment .