Remember that guy who paid $1,000,000 for a photograph of a potato? I wonder if he'd like to spice up his collection.

@TruthSeekingDi No. I wanted a Chiefs win, just without help from the refs.

@pickingcrabs On the bright side, dozens of people and hundreds of businesses will survive the night.

@livefreeordeb “You suck, you loser!”

RT @NFL_Memes: If Patrick Mahomes had Allstate instead of State Farm, maybe he'd be protected from mayhem like this

If he really wants to make 🇺🇸 great, he’d sign an executive order declaring the Monday following Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday.

@38thparalell It’s affordable to someone. That someone is not me however.

@38thparalell Right? That rear end did it for me.

@RejectAllLaws @DillowTalk2 I’m not voting because there’s no “All of the Above” option.

@ItsToad_

@cantpretendtoo @DillowTalk2 It’s a Prius. It could’ve been floored but its current power to weight ratio wasn’t favorable for acceleration.

RT @CheeseForEvery1: My wife thinks one of our dogs has dementia and I’m beginning to think she’s right. I’ve been trying to get him to dra…

@ZombieJohnGotti @ChefGruel What’s next? Is he going to tell us that gas station sushi isn’t good?

@325AIR1 @Breaking911 This struck me too. I’m not sure I have any confidence in an attorney who doesn’t know ‘no one’ is two words. 🤨

@psforpublius Bonus points if you can mount a live alligator to your house.

@TruthSeekingDi Raquel Welch????

@psforpublius @EvelynLouise8 I’d argue his election victory was the bigger surprise but I won’t deny you your opinion.