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Darren Evans

@dazevans74

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Cancer survivor and loudmouth. Ex Sapper. I’m raising #sarcoma awareness to help others. Grab life by the throat and live it to pieces Argyle in my blood 52/92

I’m in Derby Heart in Plymouth
Joined October 2015
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Darren Evans
2 years
So proud. Deal done. Signed. Harry Evans is a Ram... 3 year deal with @dcfcofficial after 11 years in @dcfcacademy . Hard work, ups and downs, sacrifice and self belief. From a 6 year old at an open trial to a 17 year old pro. Hold on tight mate the ride is just beginning. #dcfc
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3 years
@DanielaNadj Started at PMQs when Kier Starmer linked him and Johnson together with every question he asked… great tactical move!
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11 months
@armitage1967 @swfc Here you go Paul…
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2 years
@Nigel_Farage Says the man who lost to a dolphin… 😂
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11 days
This is my country. One of tolerance, understanding and just getting along. It’s scum bags like Tice, Farage, Anderson and Yaxley-Lennon that are the problem not other working class people who believe in a god I don’t. Anyone who makes me a cup of tea is alright with me.
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Nino LFC
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I came across this on Tiktok. Just have a listen. Change starts from each everyone of you. No one is perfect.. we all make mistakes. Let's stop punishing a whole religion or race because of one/two idiots..
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2 years
@Geoffth23533140 I’m ex forces, I’d rather the money went to feeding hungry kids and taking the homeless off the streets. I’m allowed an opinion. That’s the free speech and freedom thing we all defended and our predecessors fought for.
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2 years
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2 years
Short term loan move completed for H today. Saturday going to be a big day for him, first proper game in Men’s football…
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2 years
@theatrefairy @GMB @richardm56 Just drive. Then you get to see the all important shows and the underpaid and undervalued strikers can get what is the trivial matter of job security and a pay rise so they can have their Christmas. Oh and stop voting Tory.
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2 years
@EssexPR You really are the boring bloke down the pub who has nothing to say but says it loudly…
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4 years
@PaulbernalUK The military wear uniform when working, this set of clothing is called “works dress” and DPM/MTP has been this since the mid 90’s. This is the equivalent of asking why Barristers wear ridiculous wigs and gowns in court?
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3 years
@skiviey @MilitaryBanter After I handed my ID card in I was walking out of the squadron office and was told RSM wants to see you after lunch… I went home, I often wonder how long he sat and waited for me….
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8 months
@QprEver Mercer is a cunt. A chancer. Thick as fucking mince and self entitled. He does fuck all for Veterans apart from use them as props for photo shoots. 14% rise in homeless Veterans. Love A Veteran.
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Darren Evans
11 months
@SkyNews @BethRigby @RishiSunak is a gutless coward overseeing a cabinet of chancers and corruption.
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Darren Evans
2 years
@The5pecialone31 @darrengrimes_ You mean it’s somewhere that reinforces your xenophobia and conspiracy theories.
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2 years
@matthewdmarsden What’s a “woke” movie and TV show? One you didn’t get a part in?
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4 years
@SkyNews Conservative values...? Greed, nepotism, corruption, ineptitude? What ones are the most important?
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2 years
Just some snaps of the lad from Friday night. Has a chance this one… he has a chance... #proud
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9 months
@BellaWallerstei This is who they are guarding it from.
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2 years
@CathyHayward7 Bill Bryson Notes from a small island. First chapter made me cry laughing the first time I read it and a perfect snapshot of Britain at the time from the outside. Wonderful book.
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2 years
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26 days
So it’s a minimum of 3 months out for H. Big kick in the nuts after all his success last season…. …..but he’s stronger than most and he’ll be back fitter and stronger than ever of that I’m sure.
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11 months
@SkyNews Farage is furious…. Well that’s made my day 😂
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2 years
@supertanskiii @bromike_speaks I think we’re discussing Mike not getting any…. 😂😂
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Darren Evans
5 months
@benleo444 Why? Does the tin foil shop only accept cash?
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Darren Evans
6 months
@MrHarryCole I missed the piece you did on Johnson’s loans, finance arrangements and visits to KGB chief’s villas. Can you show me where they are or is that too difficult on your knees in front of him?
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7 months
@BladeoftheS Makes you wonder doesn’t it?
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Darren Evans
4 years
@Dustmopp31 This monstrosity .......
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10 months
@mercer_felicity Best opening line ever…. That’s doing some heavy lifting…. A bit like picking up £8,000 for nothing.
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1 year
How it started. How it’s going.
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Derby County Academy
1 year
Our Development Centre is holding open trials tomorrow evening! ⚽️ 📍The Lamb Ground, Tamworth 👤 Under 6-Under 10 Book a place by 2pm tomorrow! 🕑 #DCFC #dcfcfans
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2 years
#PL2 debut for the u23s tonight. Yes H!! Not many first year scholars getting minutes in this league! #proud
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2 years
@FBAwayDays Have you ever seen a photo that smells of Lynx Africa… I have now.
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4 months
@nickdixoncomic Says Nick who goes to church every Sunday and volunteers in the parish…
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Darren Evans
3 years
I’m an @only1argyle fan my blood runs green but I have had a connection with this club for 11 years and I hope it’s for many more… #MyDerbyStory
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Darren Evans
4 years
So after my telephone consultation today that’s 7 years #cancerfree and finally moving to annual check ups! So happy! #sarcoma #happy #scarstellastory
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5 months
@BladeoftheS I couldn’t give a toss, same as when I hear Christian preachers on the streets…. I don’t care what imaginary friend people want to talk about. You do you. I’ll do me. Let’s all be happy.
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Darren Evans
11 months
@JohnnyMercerUK Here he comes Captain Fantastic… Schapps is thought of more highly than you for defence…. Says it all.
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Darren Evans
1 year
@spencermorgan93 @LukeMcFarlane No he just published fake photos to denigrate the armed forces and hacked other peoples for salacious gossip. Now he just bullies women who didn’t want to go for a drink with him. Stones and glass houses.
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9 months
@ArgyleLife1886 No competition.
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4 months
@dave43law @LeeAndersonMP_ Lee was a scab. That’s the mark of the man. The man who said MPs don’t need a second job. The man who said a party defection should trigger a by election. Once a scab always a scab.
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1 year
@SkyNews He could always ask his dad to pay his inheritance tax and use that money…
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Darren Evans
6 months
11 years ago today I was diagnosed with #Cancer . It was the first time I had ever heard the word #sarcoma . Anniversaries always make me think about the journeys we travel in this life. About love, life, luck and what the future paths hold as well as those who heard it too.
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Darren Evans
6 months
@_cobibudge The fact that someone is discussing goalkeeping at a technical level is such a change from the “near post, should have done better with that…” drivel that is normally delivered.
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6 months
@90sFootballUK1 I fucking love you Gumbo
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Darren Evans
1 year
@JohnnyMercerUK Oh you’ll stop when @FredThomasUK takes your seat.
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Darren Evans
1 year
It’s been a tough year H but still so proud of you. First year as a pro ✅ Regular starter for u21s at 17/18 ✅ First loan @fc_melton ✅ Developed even more ✅ Showed why you are so well rated ✅ More of the same next season! #proud
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Derby County Academy
1 year
Full-time: #DCFC 🐏 1-4 #NUFC 🟦 Our Under 21s' season comes to an end with a heavy defeat.
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1 month
@BarnsleyMV @implausibleblog I used to live in Ashfield. It’s not a surprise. A community devastated by Thatcher added to education levels and wages that are low in the area. An ageing population terrified of change and an opportunist who used fear to excuse their failures.
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1 year
@ArgyleLife1886 When they are bringing on a £10 million substitute and have only just beaten us I’m pretty sure we will be ok this season…
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Darren Evans
1 year
@MilitaryBanter Cold War SLR Warriors are making bed packs and stroking themselves this morning…
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Darren Evans
8 months
@RealMGSimpson @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard @HowardCCox Tell us how you will solve the cost of living crisis and give us cheap energy then? Bet you can’t. It’s just words isn’t it?
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1 year
Today makes 1000 days sober….
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Darren Evans
4 years
@ashlea_robyn Just in case you ever wondered what a Wetherspoons beer garden would look like....
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Darren Evans
2 years
@fredsirieix1 Have you seen Truss’s donor list? That’s why.
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Darren Evans
1 year
Proud.
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Darren Evans
11 months
@DavidWo20846504 @toadmeister He’s more successful than you David. Stings doesn’t it.
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Darren Evans
3 months
@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Good if you can’t afford it stop buying lattes and holidays. If you have a big TV and the latest iPhone it’s your fault you can’t afford it. That’s how it goes doesn’t it?
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11 months
@JohnnyMercerUK Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me …… same old chancer.
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Darren Evans
2 years
@FootballJOE Wow some men really jealous of Alex Scott’s success in these comments…
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Darren Evans
2 years
@AcademyDad1 One comment I’ve heard a lot and never understood is … “instead of an academy they should play with their mates..” why do people think that academy players are not friends? My son has friends he’s played academy football with since he was 6..that’s his normal they are his mates.
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Darren Evans
1 year
@JohnnyMercerUK People choose to use food banks? Children are starving in the city you purport to represent. Thankfully the football club and businesses don’t see it the same way. You are a coward, a liar and have no integrity. #ToryCorruption
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Darren Evans
4 years
8 years ago today I got a call that my appointment was being called forward. 7 days later I was diagnosed with #sarcoma . There have been some dark days but 7 years later I’m all clear and still moving forward. Never give up. #WorldCancerDay
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1 year
@JohnnyMercerUK You wouldn’t know what integrity was if it walked up and kicked you in the bollocks. You’re a chancer.
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Darren Evans
1 year
@JohnnyMercerUK You have had 13 years as a government to do things for veterans. Strangely enough just before an election we see you banging the drum. Shame on you for your opportunism. You have done as much for veterans as you have for the city of Plymouth. Very very little.
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Darren Evans
9 months
I see Tommy Robinson Yaxley whatever he’s called is trending. I’ll add my contribution. Tommy Robinson is a short insecure weasel of a cunt. Racist little shit house who can only sucker punch people when he’s coked up. Have a nice day.
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Darren Evans
3 years
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6 months
@marion1_alice @benhabib6 @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage In the commons…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You actually posted that. In the commons…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Darren Evans
4 years
Officially 7 years #sarcoma free!!! On to annual check ups and only 3 years to go! Today is a good day, today is a milestone, today #cancer lost, today I won.
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3 years
11 years of graft. #hardworkpays
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2 years
@GillianKeegan Talented…. Fuck me you lot are comedy gold
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Darren Evans
1 year
@Argyle @ZeusPlymouth Shambles. After the last debacle the last thing we need is another Wembley trip.
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2 years
@EssexPR @RishiSunak If the corrupt #tories let the country collect Tax from their donors then we would all have better services
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Darren Evans
1 year
Captain. Proud. #dcfc
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Derby County Academy
1 year
Our Under-21s are back in Premier League 2 action this evening against Tottenham Hotspur at Pride Park Stadium and will line up like this... XI: Evans (GK) (C), Moore, Hawkins, Johnson, Bardell, Cox, Richards, Robinson, Brown, Fapetu, Gibson-Hammond. Subs: Weston, Ridd (GK),
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Darren Evans
3 years
@AllianceBE You can’t even form a coherent tweet ffs, remember details matter….
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Darren Evans
4 years
I’ve been thinking about this 9 1/2 years of my life a lot today. A kid from a dysfunctional home with no future found a sense of purpose, belonging and family in @Proud_Sappers that would last a lifetime. #onceasapperalwaysasapper #royalengineers #thisisbelonging #memories
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Darren Evans
4 years
@SixNationsRugby As a proud Englishman.... I love Wales and Ireland’s anthems and can’t pick between them...
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Darren Evans
6 months
@middlesbro82 @Warwickshire_CC Good morning @Warwickshire_CC . This is you is it? This is your policy is it? What do you want!? A return to children being excluded because of their needs? Sounds like a very expensive discrimination court case to me…
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Darren Evans
11 months
@Miss_Snuffy Came up to me in the street ✅ Told me I’m great ✅ Silent Majority ✅ ……. That’s me. Right Wing Bingo!
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Darren Evans
2 years
So my son is a #DCFC player, I know I have some DCFC followers etc on here, I’ve been around the club for 12 yrs. I was super happy when the club were saved this summer and want them to do well… but on Saturday it is… Up. The. Bastard. #Argyle !!! 😂😂 #pafc #utba
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Darren Evans
1 year
This was my view of him yesterday. Did he have his best game ever? No he didn’t. Did he do ok? Yeah he did. Whilst I stood there I had to listen to him being called… mongol, poof, streak of piss, cunt and fucking useless. Did it bother him? No. Why? He knows his ability
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Darren Evans
9 months
Today is 3 years sober. 3 years and I am much happier and healthier for it. 6 stone lighter, no hangovers and happy. That’ll do for me.
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Darren Evans
8 years
Going full geek today and loving it!!! #kennedyspacecenter #NASA #spaceshuttle #atlantis
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Darren Evans
1 year
@Teamgrassroots_ So true. I’ve got 2 of them. 😍
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Darren Evans
2 years
I’ve had 5 twitter bans and 2 were for calling Laurence Fox a c**t. I still think I’m right.
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Darren Evans
2 years
@DominicFarrell If you don’t think you can be productive and efficient working from home then I would suggest that reflects on your work ethic not the other person. Unless your role requires you to physically carry out an act at a location I.e lay a brick, issue a piece of kit then why not WFH?
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Darren Evans
3 years
Without doubt one of my proudest days as a Dad.
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Darren Evans
1 year
@GMB @AvaSantina They’ve got land and money they can pay for it all themselves. Nothing but benefit scroungers
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Darren Evans
11 months
Love watching him play 😀
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Darren Evans
6 months
@AllEnglandFlags How does the colour of the ball affect that?
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Darren Evans
8 months
@markgoldbridge Not a disgrace. Fantastic. Football isn’t a TV show. Especially for those outside the Premier League. Long live the blackout.
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Darren Evans
1 year
@LozzaFox Go and live there then. Please. Just go. Especially if you have any intention of reviving your “music career”…. I mean as your political one is non-existent, your acting one too. So how do you support the Colombian economy? Who does pay you?
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5 years NED. Yep No Evidence of disease. 5 fucking years!!! Sorry for the language but I am just so relieved. I never thought I would make it here. Thank you everyone for your support I can’t thank you enough. #sarcoma
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Darren Evans
2 years
@AcademyDad1 This is ao sad and a stark reminder that as a parent it is your responsibility to make sure that football is not your son’s identity and validation. It’s part of their life but not the whole.. keep other interests, have football free days, go on holidays go to parties be a child.
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2 years
She’s a human being. A grandmother a mother a real person. No need to be vile no matter what your stance.
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Darren Evans
11 months
@BellaWallerstei Get a better job then.. no sorry I meant stop buying coffee and cancel Netflix…. No sorry I meant learn to cook from scratch… no sorry I meant they have the latest iPhone and a flat screen tv… No one cares that young Sebastian and Felicity will have to go to a state school
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Darren Evans
2 years
Just realised I’ve been sober and alcohol free for 2 years today….
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Darren Evans
3 years
9 years ago today I was diagnosed with #sarcoma . This year is a big one and I’m going to be doing some exciting things to mark what is hopefully my last year of aftercare and treatment. More to follow. #fuckcancer #survivor
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