Very funny to me that there’s millions of hardcore Christians raised from birth to recognise the imminent coming of the wildly popular, falsely messianic antichrist with the mark of the beast and yet this dude doesn’t appear to be on their radar
Like everyone else on JLO, it looks like I'm out of a job 🥳. I had a wonderful time at LoG working on a very unique game with the most talented people so this is a bit devastating. I've got the gamedev bug bad so if you're looking for a producer or want to connect, hit me up!
As I've finished my onboarding and nobody's told me to get out, a quick announcement: I've just started as an associate producer at
@LeagueofGeeks
, working on Jumplight Odyssey and it's all very cool to be properly working in game dev at last.
Sorry to post cringe I guess but this weekend a bunch of the best people in my life surprised me with a harbour boat party for my birthday organised by Shak along with a customised cookbook of deep cuts and favourite feeds and it ruled.
A fun game to play with a newborn when waking her up for a feed is pretending to be some kind of boob sommelier “ah yes welcome back madame, and what will madame be having? The left boob? Wonderful choice. Will madame be pairing with some light screaming perhaps?”
X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.
There should be a rare unlockable mute option that stops you seeing peoples tweets in the first instance but still let’s you see the quote tweets when people on dunking on them
I started writing a horror series on my own a few years ago, mainly to amuse/spook myself. Just spend by god but the best two weeks with these guys working on it properly. An absolutely surreal delight.
for all their faults, i cannot imagine goblins doing 9/11. orcs would also not be capable of doing 9/11. elves and dwarves would obviously not do 9/11. 9/11 is a human trait.
We're going to be at
@sxswsydney
playing an unhinged D&D oneshot with all the usual ratbags plus Demi and Tom.
3pm Sunday 22/10 at Fortress sorry this is late notice don't be mad at me 😔
Our game is being showcased in the Steam Next Fest starting tomorrow. There's a demo you can download right now for free. Wishlists and demo downloads is a metric steam will use to decide how far to push the game. You know what I need u to do. 🐷
At dragon friends this month I was given an amethyst for (possibly DM-related) stress which is lovely but also I think the bloody thing works, very pleasing smooth rock
Just saw the Joseph musical. Forgot the first half ends with Joseph defiantly promising there is and will always be an ethnostate in Israel to rapturous applause. Very funny sets!
I don't have too many regrets in life but I rushed through the bg3 character creator because I just wanted to see if I'd like the game and I'm now 3 acts in and just the goofiest looking mf and there's nothing I can do about it
Begging people to realise you don’t need to go to bat for a giant publishing house doing shit rewrites of Roald Dahl just because the worst people on the internet also think it’s bad. We don’t need to live like this
Two more sleeps till episode 1 of OK COMPUTER drops on the feed - a whole new adventure in a whole new system to start the year off right.
(art by
@simongreiner
, season theme by
@Tomycardy
)
The most d&d thing that the new dungeons & dragons movie does is construct an absolutely bullshit dm fiat reason why someone can’t be resurrected in a dramatic moment and honestly good on em
First, most importantly - the staff affected. We truly believe our crew are among the most talented in the biz. You can find a full list of affected staff here - if you are in a position to hire them, do it. You won’t regret it. Let our loss be your gain.
Gather survivors, build out your starship, brave black holes, and fend off attacks, all while managing your colorful crew in the starship adventure sim Jumplight Odyssey. Here's a tour of your spaceship, the SDF Catalina.
#IGNSummerOfGaming
This is so funny. I actually muted him yesterday because I was getting like a 3 day old random tweet from him every time I refreshed my feed and thought it was just me. I don’t even follow him!
Ahhahahahah musk got so mad that his tweet had less views than the president that he threatened to fire his entire team if they didn’t create a system that made everybody see his posts. Loser! Loser shit!! Depressing!
As a weekend treat, we've just put part 1 of the Season 9 Dragon Friends D&D campaign on our Patreon. We filmed this back in March and you can still buy tickets for the next live show in May at our website!
Once again politely pointing out I have never given out this number to a politics campaign but have had it stolen in a few data breaches. Also used to get texts from Clive Palmer.
Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"
EPISODE 311: An 11-Acre Toilet (with
@daveharmon
)
Dave Harmon joins Lucy, Theo and Andrew to discuss: A pelican's day out, the perfect movie to cuddle to, a "Dutch" man lost at sea, an easy $9, a perfect afternoon in Indiana, and jorts at BYU.
"Scott Pilgrim Takes Off" - New video drop! 💥
"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"
Launching worldwide November 17th! 🚀🌏
#ScottPilgrimNetflix
Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term:
*Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon
*Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars
*Build World’s Greatest Infrastructure System
*Establish National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network
There's something very core and wrong to my being that I can't read william gibson without wanting to make cyberdecks is anyone good at blender this one is going to be extremely stupid
If I know any cool streamers who want to stream Jumplight Odyssey: The Game Of Being Friends With A Pig In Space this weekend, I can ~possibly~ hook you up with some early access keys, hmu 😎😎😎
Better to rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
Solium Infernum is the political grand strategy game set to ruin friendships and get you scheming in your sleep. February 14, 2024.
🔥See you in Hell on February 14. 🔥
#PCGamingShow
The last of us ep was always gonna be boringly divisive once it got to twitter because being told what to expect will change what you get out of it. I thought it was great but also spent the first 20 minutes thinking it was about a sweet talking con man who murders a prepper.
Barbie is classism discourse is kinda interesting because it feels much more common for issues of class to be misdiagnosed as identity than this way around. Barbie wasn’t expensive, but a lot of our parent’s generation didn’t buy them because they thought they were sexist!
@mrmsutton
If this seems like a mistake please consider that helping you and the kids find the bongo would have probably been a major hassle and this approach took like a minute tops
In the internet of 2003 billionaires would have to publicly pledge funds to worthy causes when desperate for likes, now they can just troll them instead, we’ve come a long way baby
'Return of the Obra Dinn' was released on desktops 5 years ago today.
I'm in the weeds with my current game or I'd have prepared something more than a sale to celebrate.
For now, here's (in reply) some unused chapter art that I sensibly replaced to avoid spoilers.