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To be interred with a narwhal. You probably follow a parody account of mine and don't realize it. I will never forget Infinity Train.

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I don't have issues, I have subscriptions
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Elijah McClain: Beaten and choked by police while trying to offer positive affirmation - then lethally injected with ketamine - just for walking home Robert Aaron Long: White mass murderer goes on killing spree. Armed. Apprehended alive and unharmed That's it. That's the tweet.
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Finding out the IRS sent my stimulus check to Turbo Tax:
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Carole Baskin: "I didn't feed my husband to the tigers" Also Carole Baskin: #TigerKing
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Yes. How dare she *checks notes* fight for equality and for people to stop feeling entitled to players' bodies, bc women should just be grateful they're even allowed to play the game.
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Megan Rapinoe is one of the most dislikable players in the world right now.
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Arya: *Kills people, removes their faces and wears them as masks, bakes men into a pie and feeds it to their father* People: Cool 👍 Arya: *Has sex* People: #GoT #GameofThrones
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Ashlyn Harris: *drops a dissertation about how she did nothing wrong and that somehow she's the real victim* Ali Krieger: "Lemonade"
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Kevin Feige after making MCU fans run around in circles and rampant theories just to find out the answer was Ralph Bohner:
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I feel it is important to remember that Jill Ellis significantly cut Press' minutes after she submitted her complaints. Vlatko announced Christen Press was off the USWNT roster and attempted to justify his decision *BEFORE* her ACL injury was made public. Feels like retaliation
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@GalacticFurball @yosupjt You must have been real popular in high school
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You need to hear this story from Ali Riley. It shows why representation matters. It can literally be the difference between life and death.
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After a four-and-a-half hour long meal between newly-separated friends Sophia Bush and #AshlynHarris , what started as a platonic friendship had blossomed into something neither of them expected. For Glamour, Bush shares how falling in love with Harris has helped heal old wounds,
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Bo Dallas seeing people find out he's been getting paid to hang out in catering and clapping them cheeks with Liv Morgan:
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There is no greater rivalry in sports than VAR vs Alyssa Naeher #USWNT #WGoldCup
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Alex Morgan not helping the stereotype that Americans don't understand the offside rule #USWNT
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@ChadChronister @netflix Would a confession suffice?
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Carole Baskin: "I didn't feed my husband to the tigers" Also Carole Baskin: #TigerKing
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He isn't the best Superhero bc he's the most powerful He isn't the best Superhero bc he was the first He's the best Superhero bc he's the best PERSON #Superman
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Bo Jackson should have been a 2-sport HoFer (along with Jim Brown) had it not been for a ghastly injury that would have crippled a lesser person on the spot.
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Everybody losing their shit about Keeley being bi on #TedLasso has seriously never watched the show:
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"SO IF SAN DIEGO BEATS NORTH CAROLINA ON FRIDAY, @weareangelcity JUST NEEDS TO BEAT CHICAGO ON SUNDAY TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS..."
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People are taking this video of Jennifer Garner cheering for the soccer team she partly owns and are politicizing it. The drum she was banging featured a keffiyeh, but the man banging the drum next to her is Jewish. It wasn't political. It was for fun. ACFC fans support peace.
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Actress and movie star Jennifer Garner hits the drum for Palestine. 🇵🇸
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I'll hereby be charging for all the tweets that *aren't* dick pics RIP Twitter
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Only Timothy Olyphant can pull off playing the weebiest of characters - going around in Boba Fett's armor and anakin's old turbine engine - and still come across as the coolest cat in the outer rim
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Last night, after the Angel City FC game, I saw a fan call over one of the players' kids and ask them to take his jersey and pen and go get an autograph from one of the players for him. Not cool.
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@Saberspark @nayhomes Misty: "Brock, is that...?" Brock: "ALotOfExpositionToTranslateInAVeryBriefJapaneseSentenceYeahThat'sWhatItIs"
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@WWE It was Papa Shango All Along
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Vince McMahon: "Live fans at #WrestleMania " God:
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I'm going to address this once: James Gunn already addressed his horrible tweets yrs ago (before Guardians 1) and vowed to learn and conduct himself better. And he has. Second chances/redemption: these are ideals that show how progressive a society can be. #RehireJamesGunn
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You put Death Becomes Her on this list?!
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50 Terrible Movies by Great Directors Cinematic disasters Hollywood's greatest geniuses would love to forget--starring Martin Scorsese, Clint Eastwood, David Fincher, and more. LIST:
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Me before Me after Daylight #DaylightSavingTime : Saving Time:
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@_theliz I'm still tripping over the time ribbon actually happening:
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Is no one going to address the fact that Goldberg thinks the 90s was 15 years ago?
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@badbunnyprnews No man, that's G.I. Bro
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Since Gilligan's Island is trending (IDK why), I thought I'd share my idea of filming a mock movie trailer of the show as a dark, gritty, survivalist remake. If I had the money and resources that is.
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@siqqsnaps All the lesbians rn (and me too):
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First Kofi Then Bianca Lashley about to face Goldberg #SummerSlam
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@TheEnemiesPE3 UFC told Dan Severn not to bring the NWA title to their show and he said, "I earned it." WWE told him not to bring the UFC title on their show and he said, "I earned it." Legend.
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Ready to show my support for @abadon_AEW tonight. #AEW #AEWRampage
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This is why "Hard R" is trending
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@jawnfreaks Don't get me wrong, I've seen this too, but I've also seen some women date/support some outright losers who won't hold a job or get their act together because the dude looks like an Adonis
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This one's for all the Tedbecca fans. #TedLasso #AngelCityFC
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@Artie_Thinks Keith: "Come over here. We need to have a talk." Me:
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@SportsCenter Ohtani will be looking at Trout like:
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@PhotosByCooper @themaiarain BC there were no victims thanks to 6 heroes. I'm grateful some can shrug it off
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@mrtimlong @BlazeRising Reminds me of when I used to sell candy in school. "$1 per bar, but if you buy one for $2 I'll give you one free"
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@weltonlassos Hold up...
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Me, realizing that if the fates align, Alyssa Thompson could be playing on SIX #USWNT World Cup squads:
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Why TF is Belle Delphine trending no-
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One of the sweetest things to see after the game is the kids of the players (from all the teams) scrimmage on a pro field with a soccer ball. They're just being kids. Let them be. But it also crosses a line. A parent brought their kid to their team's game for fun, not to be...
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Aemond: "Her children are bastards! And she ...is a whore!" Daemon: #HouseOfTheDragon #HotD
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Those winds are just Mother Nature trying to cleanse all the meth out of Fontana
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Fuck your CleganeBowl. THIS IS THE SHOWDOWN I WANT! #CobraKai
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Dany when those bells start ringing... #GOT #GameofThrones #GoTSpoilers
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...something as tactless as calling a child over and giving them a chore will make all the players reluctant to give fans their time. It's not that they don't hear you. They are probably just too drained to congregate with hundreds of people after a game. Be grateful. Be better.
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"It's still a point, right? A point's good. A POINT'S GOOD!" #AngelCityFC #NWSL
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@WannaBeReeceSr Weekend at Bronny's
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...a errand runner for your collection. The players are not obligated to greet fans after games. We are fortunate they are generous enough to do so. Especially after something as physically and emotionally taxing as playing a pro game in front thousands of people. But doing...
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@MikeSington McNally also called Corden a "hugely gifted comedian," which I feel is inappropriate and completely uncalled for.
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Welcome to sports. Welcome to soccer culture. Where you never stop supporting your club. Through thick and thin. Don't just show up when things are peachy keen, but when the team struggles as well. Fair weather fans can pay 4x the ticket prices once the team turns things around.
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WATCH: captain Ali Riley talks about the belief in #AngelCityFC ’s locker room: “There are people online who are saying they are not going to renew their season tickets or they are sick of us losing or it's her fault, her fault, her fault—we are not like that in our locker room."
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Cersei be all like... #GoT #GameOfThrones
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@Jamz84_ When I just finished restoring the amusement park and news breaks that the Joker escaped Arkham:
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@RED3CORAT3 Maybe he's studying to be a podiatrist
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Happy Birthday to one of my absolute favorites today, @NikkiCrossWWE 🎂 (don't eat the candles)
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"Our women's team?" #AngelCityFC
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BABY MEXICO 👶🏻🇲🇽
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@daisyyyyleonor @sarahlgorden How does it feel to hate lafc then basically go for our women’s team 😭💀
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To everybody fretting about Ticketmaster shutting down: Do not worry. When the servers are back up and running, all the tickets you're trying to buy will still be there for re-sale prices.
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It's interesting that American Thinker didn't feel the need to release a retraction after THE CAPITOL WAS SIEGED AND 5 PEOPLE WERE KILLED, but now that they're facing financial consequences, they admit to their lies.
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After receiving legal letter, conservative outlet American Thinker has issued an incredible statement admitting it published "completely false" info on Dominion that had "no basis in fact." It apologizes to readers for "abandoning" journalistic principles.
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@HSW3K Most people don't know this, but the horse is an orphan too.
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@TherealRVD Fire Pro's where it's at anyway
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@Marisa_Ingemi @VictoriaNoir89 "People don't watch womens sports." Did you advertise it? Put it on easily accessible broadcasts? "No, because people don't watch women's sports" 🙄
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@WrestlingCovers You can see how torn up she is about it. And the late music cue makes me think this wasn't the plan.
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If there's a Blue Kane, does that imply there's a Red Meanie?
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@RitterTwiter94 @alexmorgan13 Not true. We use the metric system for our drugs and Pokemon distance.
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Respects his mother #SignsHesAGentleman
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Gotta respect Mana Shim. When people started noticing she was liking all the anti-Ashlyn Harris tweets, she went on a liking spree.
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@TheEnemiesPE3 WWE Cameraman:
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*Sees Eddie *Sees why Eddie Winslow Eddie Winslow is trending* is trending*
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#VampireSexDosAndDonts Dos: suck, swallow, let a little run down your chin Don't: specify the fluid
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@WWEonFOX @WWE Close, but...
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Anybody tweeting about McDonald's Sprite clearly has never experienced In-N-Out Dr Pepper
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SkyE Hussle AKA The 🥁🎷Evangalist 🚨👁👁🌤🚨
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This is a goal @PROreferees !! Yo @weareangelcity gotta squabble!! It should have been a Messiah/Jasmyne goal at the end!! Ahhhhh!! *Screams is AHHHH*
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