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Tim Long

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Simpsons Writer/ Man of Peace

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Tim Long
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CONVERSATION I JUST HAD: ME: Two Thin Mints please GIRL SCOUT: That’ll be $10. Or you can get four boxes for $20! ME (gentle): Um, that’s not a savings GIRL SCOUT (NOT gentle): NO ONE SAID IT WAS ... ME: Four boxes would be great.
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RT @RepSwalwell: A man who’d release 1,600 of his most violent supporters will most certainly jail 1,600 of his most vocal enemies. It’s c…
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RT @620wtmj: "Shame on you...and shame on us if we allow this to go on." Steve Scaffidi called out CBS 58 today regarding the unjust firin…
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RT @IsaacRowlett: shame on @CBS58 for firing Sam Kuffel for naming @elonmusk’s Nazi salute shame on @DanODonnellShow for mobilizing trolls…
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@bains_babe Totally for you!
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@Startuplifepro Hey thank you so much for this lovely note! A wonderful balm at the end of a truly awful day.
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RT @neeratanden: Just as a reminder: here’s a picture of Trump and his staff celebrating House repeal of the ACA
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RT @KamalaHQ: NEW AD: The Creature from the Orange Lagoon #HappyHalloween
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RT @yashar: NEWS Nicky Jam, who stood on stage with Donald Trump one month ago while wearing a MAGA hat, says he is withdrawing his endor…
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@NateSilver538 Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself if you keep saying this. I'm not saying you're wrong, but WE KNOW, NATE. STOP SAYING IT ALREADY.
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RT @David_Leavitt: If you can see this, Retweet. Elon Musk is throttling anti-maga accounts ahead of the election.
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RT @clairecmc: If you are a woman and this doesn’t infuriate you…are you breathing?
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RT @yourlittldogtwo: A reminder: It was Jared Kushner and the Trump administration who gave @washingtonpost writer Jamal Khashoggi to the…
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RT @carriecoon: For crimes. That’s what the Justice Department does. If you commit alleged crimes, they investigate you. That doesn’t have…
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@JeffBezos Go fuck yourself
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@elonmusk go fuck yourself
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@latimes go fuck yourself
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@washingtonpost go fuck yourself
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RT @joshtpm: as i said, how on earth does this clown still have a security clearance, let alone operational control over nat sec reliant cr…
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RT @hugolowell: New on WSJ: Elon Musk has been in regular contact with Russian President Vladimir Putin since late 2022. At one point, Puti…
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