Liverpool fans saying united can’t laugh at them coz we’re shit defo didn’t laugh at the agueroooo goal when they were sat in 8th behind Newcastle and Everton did they
Unhealthy snacks will be banned at shop checkouts and junk food adverts will not be allowed on TV before 9pm, the prime minister is set to announce in bid to tackle the UK's obesity issue
Some big egg walked out of my gig and stood outside refusing to come in like a big baby. My mate took a photo and it’s fuckin brilliant. Giz a shout if you wanna see
CANT BELIEVE IT Just driving and my screenwash light came on in my car and it gave me dry lips so I tried to get some lip balm from boots and the jobsworth cleaner said I can’t go in for another 11 hours. What a rat, are you even a human Chester Twitter do your thing
Pisses me off when people mention dudes like Phil Taylor as not getting the recognition he deserves, yet no one talks about Kevin from eggheads. Mans a monster
First gig back inside at
@AlexandersLive
and it was a joy. All safe an that if there’s any grasses lookin. Staff worked dead hard and the gig was great. Keep coming back and bring friends please. Work ya bubbles
The gig was so fun
@AlexandersLive
last night. Honestly it was so great to feel normal again, the crowd were great as were the acts and staff. We’re looking to do it every fri weather permitting. Please keep supporting. We all need it x
Thanks again people of
@ShitChester
for coming down to
@AlexandersLive
for another great comedy night. Here’s
@russell_kane
being great. Come next week yeah? Tickets on sale at the Alexanders website
Manchester United and Tottenham have opened talks with Rennes over 25-year-old French striker Martin Terrier, who was valued at £34m over the summer.[Media Foot]
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