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co-founder @TUGHQ_ . @the11thdistrict
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Joined May 2017
You will not see me in Jesus name.
Thanks for all the support in 2020. Happy Holidays and see you in 2021! . 📸 by Bernard Matussiere
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Omo if any babe falsely accuses you of sexual assault, forget twitter. Call a lawyer.
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When you leave school in the middle of a class for a competition.
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Una no sabi pray???.
Exams tomorrow. Pray for me 😭.
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bread is 1,100 and this is your problem ?.
Imagine adding someone to your dump and they don’t add you to theirs lol.
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When i was younger I used to dream about using my money to buy so much chicken and just sitting and eating it all day…. I grew up and chicken became 5k per kilo.
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Yeah cause leaving the country is around the same price as cerave.
Leaving Nigeria is the best skin care routine ever, don’t waste money on skin care products that will damage your skin just Japa.
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Can’t believe I was a child during Yar’adua’s regime man I was such a fool.
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5k everyday because they’re sharing it on the road.
If you saved 5k everyday since January 1st, you’d have free 905,000 by now.
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I'm only withdrawing 1k abeg stop all this unnecessary "sshhrrrrrrrrr".
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Omo ngl if you remove your birthday from your Snapchat you’re on your own o.
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I bought 4 biscuits and one can drink and spent 1,760. I hope you hit your pinky toe on the edge of a ceramic table.
It’s crazy how most of us complain that things are terrible in Nigeria when a good number of us are in air conditioned rooms with 24/7 electricity 😂 do we have the right to complain ?.
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No stamp, no signature, Just Microsoft word and vibes.
All FSARS, STS, IRT & other Tactical @PoliceNG Squads operating at Federal, Zonal & Command levels are hereby BANNED from carrying out routine patrols & other conventional low-risk duties - stop & search duties, checkpoints, roadblocks, traffic checks, etc - WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT
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they’ll be like “wow how are your hands so soft ??” then they put your hand in theirs to see the size difference .all of them, same textbook, home and abroad.
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Be a lady pls wth.
preeq suppose dey among the six classes of food😭.
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you see a student in school so full of life and joy and you just know he/she is in 100L.
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man…. parents pay rent, school fees, pocket money , everything bro.how do they see that amount of money leave their accounts every month and feel okay?😭😭.
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Favorite tweet of your own?.
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Completely unrelated but bro is pretty.
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And a lot of you are still jobless. So what’s the difference?.
wait. some of you are still in university?.wow.
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Pls stop quoting your old relationship tweets with weird things when you break up .They probably left you cause you’re corny, stop proving them right 👍🏾.
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Stop laughing at my jokes I'm not funny I know you just want to smash.
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@N0LLYFLIX "if I recall, the last time I was with you, you had some really cheap underwear"
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Suffering in silence with loud.
Suffering in loud silence.
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Any adult that says nonsense will swim inside mud. We no send anybody papa.
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Some of you are so RAZZ.
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“I promise your hands and not that much bigger than mine fr😭. My hands are not tinyyyyyyy, let’s check it now”
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Real men watched the Barbie cartoons back in the day.
no way you watching barbie as a nigga.
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No matter the situation , eat first.
What is life teaching you rn?.
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40gb on sporty. I think it’s time to talk to Jesus.
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Grounds.
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Can't y'all receive dms from guys without taking screenshots and posting to show us how "mean" you can be? Grow up ffs.
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Keith Lee might have a stroke if he mistakenly enters Lagos 😭.
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Absolutely no influencer has ever promoted a song on this app and I’ll be like “ouuu let me go and check it out”.They’re horrible at it.
Opinions about the Nigerian Music Industry that will leave you like this?
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We can see the plate. .
They've increased the Oil and removed one fish .This country is done 😭😭😭😭
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Quote this tweet with pictures of you with glasses.🥺👉🏾👈🏾. Please don't air🥺.
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No relationship, no talking stage, nothing. I'm just here. Chilling.
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“The kids i swallowed are wishing you a happy Father’s Day”.“The kids you poured down my throat are wishing you a…”.“The kids you poured….”.Shut the fuck up.
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My voice was deeper than his.
What's the silliest reason you stopped talking to someone?.
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Just buy him like 50k fuel or something tbh.
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Started talking to you for the first time today and you're asking if I want to link tomorrow?? Jazz dey your head????.
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Omo tattoos are too permanent for the shit I’m seeing on some of you.
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his favorite rapper was dababy.
Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man. But some people consider petty. I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me. He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes?.I never spoke to him again please.
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i prefer this constant rain to that stupid heat.
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This is why you should go through tweets before you text someone 👍🏾.
i love iru like mad. bought 100naira own just to eat it alone.😭.
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if you know you make good music , like deep down you know , dm me a Spotify link to your sound, I'm making a playlist. I don't have a big audience but I'll try to help you push as much as I can🙏🏽.
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Giroud scored more goals tonight (4) than Aubameyang has scored in all competitions this season (3)
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because we don’t think Santi’s new sound is nice, we don’t know music??? lmfaooo okay Timbaland.
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Niggas don't even try to make you laugh anymore they just go straight for the vagina.
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I really really hate the fact that the public has access to the numbers. I think it should be available to labels, artistes and teams only.
We listen, We don't judge. Music Edition.
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This shawarma guy practically having phone sex rn? This better be actual mayonnaise
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