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the first and only starfield fan. bitter transsexual ⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
Joined October 2015
kikuoland go-round video thread but some of the footage is sideways because i'm an idiot 🧵
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i went into another laughing fit in the process of finding this tweet
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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@nocatnocrow the crazy thing is that i've been inside the bar he's standing in front of, that's white marsh in bmore😭.
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@justinboldaji i feel like yall are just coming up with things to be mad about at this point.
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@vaguevamp good men like this do exist, it's just that it's usually an act when it's in the public eye/part of a persona like this.
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i'm surprised the gays haven't started using gifs of him what with his cunty little face movements.
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this is the one
qrt with an edit that should've gotten an oscar nomination.
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@_cyyndaquil she has a ruptured vocal cord which means it's pretty much over for her, but she doesn't know that so she just keeps screaming in all her songs.
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@isaiah_bb i wish tweets like this actually said what happened instead of "isn't it fucked up how they hid this!" like tell us.
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what if there was a guy who was just a little crazier than the joker.
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@ldrcoppola never forgetting the tiktok where she's making pasta and talking about how she's grounded for chartering a flight to maryland without permission. then she does this
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@xsweetari it doesn't prevent rape, just punishes it. it's still rape because the penetration was successful.
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the 7-11 cashier when i walk in.
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@gahhnie the text on the top of the bodycam footage tells me he either edited it there or he actually got real bodycams for this bit.
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@seeitinmymind none of you limeys in the replies could finesse your way into an ivy. there is no such this as "finessing" into an ivy. you pay your way into an ivy league school, doesn't matter that you're smart enough to get in if you don't have the cash.
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@LeftAtLondon my favorite part is that (i'm p sure) they're wrestlers and their schtick is secretly switching places mid fight while the ref isn't looking.
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@puffy_sleeve @fulmiez yall are so annoying. someone asks a question and yall go "no one important" "u don't wanna know" just answer the damn question. .
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@_cyyndaquil i feel so bad for her. she's been singing with her throat this entire time and it's injured her, but she doesn't realize it's a career ending injury and just keeps pushing. i really hope she doesn't hurt herself any more.
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pewdiepie coming back from break and seeing onision's videos abt him
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@ThreatNotation my music theory professor showed us this in class yesterday. you underestimate your influence.
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@CrazyMLPMoments probably the best design change they ever made. this would have been a nightmare.
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@Connnor01 i was gonna make a joke about liking men in their 30s but i can't figure out how to remove the peter griffin
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@wildtiktokss i mean this seems like they were dating when they were both 17. what are they supposed to do, break up when one turns 18? 😭.
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@f0lake i think they stuffed a ton of seafood inside the fish and pretended like it ate it. they put cooked shrimp in there.
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@punished_cait my one semester of vet tech prepared me for this. tetanus at best rabies at worst.
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@autismpills very commendable to come out and apologize, but you were so right and it was funny.
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@MsBlaireWhite and women who falsely accuse women, like the melanie martinez case a few months back.
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@chuggaaconroy the amount of time, dedication, and patience it would take to 100% StreetPass is almost impossible to comprehend.
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@EARTHGHOSTPURRP i would transition but i'm scared of ruining my singing voice. a changing larynx is more susceptible to injury and i'd lose some high range before gaining any low. i want to transition but it would mean re-learning how to sing.
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@kyoruyeye i didn't finish fruits basket and don't know this character so the zoom out to tohru was a jumpscare.
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@rotarydials THE POST WHERE IT'S LIKE "whenever i see one of those hypersexy skyrim characters just existing in skyrim i think of the beat face contour amish post".
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@HuhNc68ynstrf respectfully hun you can have a skincare routine whenever u want. it helps with self confidence more than you'd think.
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@somsnosa_ @weest dude. ludwig is going to break every bone in atrioc's body. and it'll be deserved.
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nothing will EVER be funnier than xQc's reaction to accidentally starting a gay sex scene in cyberpunk
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oh my god onision is in blaire's livestream chat and EVERYONE is bullying him lmaodksfhgk.
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@dxckiii when that girl went viral for screaming to exile i went and listened to it to see what all that was about. tell me why it was so boring i couldn't even finish it like it hurt.
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@tyler02020202 one time i had to email my professor that the bus dropped me off at the wrong place and that i would be late because i was trying to find my way to campus on foot.
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@Trey_Explainer it took me so long to realize that they're plankton's family members that show up later in that one episode.
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@soapyhadid if that's what this is then i'm killing myself because i refuse to accept that he's fooled me thrice.
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@Le_Unorthodox @M1das_OW2 they got a guy who really thought lighting did all that shit to voice the intercom.
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