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Author, erotica fic + non-fic. 🐍

Toronto, Ontario
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Meet TAMIKO, who at the start of this story has been a shell of her Cancer-sun, Gemini-moon self. She's had it tough. Her heart will not take any more breaks. She's got to pull it together to make a big move in her career. But big love is coming first.
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@KimberlyLemming and why would they plate it like ice cream or whipped chocolate smh
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@AlisaHaughton @kendricklamar Netflix said something about your mother, idk if u heard
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@celesitial you can see the internal dialogue going. "these mothers gon learn tuhday, playing with me off the playground ass..."
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@krismadarame that experiencing rigor mortis dance will never not be funny
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@drpuella "i know ur doing the best you can" ur brother is LOCKED IN
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@SheabuttrPapi can u imagine being next door
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@fadecorner AH NAH MY FAULT GOD CHOOSE MY GOODUP GOODUP❗️
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@celesitial (i know the men are gonna be salty about this one)
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@celesitial "yuh live here!!?" as a matter of fact, yes
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@TxxRedd they better take those autographs. she's a star!
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@Parkour_Lewis suspiciously close to a math joke
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@zachsilberberg sometimes u gotta let strangers "exactlyyyy" each other in peace.
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@FromAerin this is killing me
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@girlascendant comparison is the thief of happiness or something idk
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@emmailene_ they also had gel manicures who cares! (i am agreeing with you)
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@MoneyBaggYerrrr told himself to cut the camera
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@dumbandfunn Something better is coming!
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@Pinky_Balboaaa you can tell how calm they are this is a meditative mind at work
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@FemmeBoss all she has to say is HELLO, HI
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@sensational_CYN @imsoMarilyn_ u still can be sister, there's time
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@thatbadmars @challxn "I'm going to be sick." Yes you will, every week until the season is o'er.
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@beyoncegarden you can see the moment her media training activated
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@MalikaNgozi i know he went home and threw up my God
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@criminalplaza she's absolutely right tho, cause what were they doing
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@Sarahj1919 @ChefAnthonyDC and they probably drive with their high beams on
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@9hunnxd hi, what's the restaurant so i can avoid it, please 🙏🏾
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@laeswrld can we call the block? i'd like to hear what they have to say
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@challxn and then finding the nastiest greasiest place under the stove all "what's going on down here" with bare hands
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@CharoShane i guessed all of these correctly before he measured where's my mccarthur grant
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@qkfman "What's wrong with her?" great question Mother Patti LaBelle
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@moroccancocoa if this was my community i would be calling a townhall
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@lordesbbqribs what a delightful detail
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@celesitial nah, calling someone "half sibling" is an insult we're gonna fight if u call me thus
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@prntgdcolonized and then AFTER??? the club? ... you know what, you youth have suffered enough and i'm not gonna pile on
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@Tea_witdre it truly saddens me to think of the nourishment we have been deprived of with Wendy off the air.
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Ricky Gervais gagging all of Hollywood live in their face
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Name a time a celebrity gagged the live audience..
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@shaycodee @ulxma this isn't funny but also
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@BriMalandro "Butanyway! Your mom is white..."
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@justinfleece this is what real housewives was supposed to be
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@mercurysangel this song touches me in a place no song has ever touched me before and where no other song ever will.
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@whotfisjovana how i stare back
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@sulamatraore i would call the returns department and tell them to come get their junk immeejutly.
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@ViceApologist it cuts off right when they really start to go in think about that
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@claudethewriter @cfree94 I have watched this 100 times and am about to be insufferable about it
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@dumbandfunn won't he do it
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@Trisity_ it's not looking good for Aubrey, I'll be honest
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@catherine_opal2 @TheAndrewNadeau ooh i'm finding my pen people!
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@DijahSB "got your nephew looking ludacris"
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@therobmilton Auntie PATTI???
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@thecreepingmoon this isn't a thing that should be mass produced and available to the general public.
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@GianmarcoSoresi i thought we were all backing away from men with our hands up until they figure out what they're doing
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@ItsLaDarrion COME AND JOIN THE CHO-RUS!
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@AVenusianVirgo thank you for seeing us libra mars whores 🥺
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@totvocado @thisiskashmir this is more troubling than that video, imo
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@witchdctralex working out high is a different kind of spiritual experience
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@saysahr the clear quartz of the spice rack
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@GlamazonJay they need to throw in how much money is going to [redacted] instead of housing, education, or healthcare.
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@thecapgoddess me on the outside / me on the inside
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@metroadlib the little ham I-
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@Tea_witdre the same season brought us "I will 👩🏾‍🦰 drag you in this bitch ✊🏽🤚🏾" "now check that" "slut from the 90s" AND "I said 👇🏾 what I said 👇🏾" like witchcraft was afoot
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@blessthebeautyy this person is their own Netflix series
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@BritniDWrites literally sat there like this
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@TheGreatIsNate honestly, this is how you respond when tyra banks asks you a question.
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@LucaGuadagnegro @thedigitaldash_ this is how my john wick era would start
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@JefferyxBball this is killing me
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@xanathgum oooh u said it's on sip!
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@jiggyjayy2 scissor on, sister!
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@vj_burton i love tweets that start with someone's first name. that's how i know someone's getting got.
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@franklinleonard they made space so he could-
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@ShansDaBoss sometimes i am so proud of how far we've come, the examples we are setting now.
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@PoeticScotland so this is how i learned Whoopi had a show
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@ScottieBeam the fact he seems to be reading this off a card is what's tickling me
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@ib_2cute @kissmequi i know they felt that good groin stretch the next day
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@DeeLaSheeArt lemme wake up my vision board
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@HUMAN_RUE_ same this is a critical flaw in the whole thing
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@y0ungpinball honestly being oatmeal would solve all of my problems rn
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@OMFGRealityTV you can tell nothing really happened bc it's not clear what happened
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