My ex used to scream and go off on me for waking her up in the morning before I’d leave.
Today, I woke my girl up and she goes “I’m in love with you and I can’t wait to marry you. Do you think I could eat Christmas cookies for breakfast?”
Someone’s out there for you, trust me.
I’m constantly seeing women cut off their female friends over seemingly minor offenses in the name of “boundaries” while forgiving the men in their lives for the most heinous shit I’ve ever been privy to.
I moved to LA to take a job with a company that lied to and lowballed me. Quit to preserve my mental health and now I’ll be making 20k more in my preferred industry in a management role. Issa glowup.
Some girl said “I’ll consider asking my man if I can have a girlfriend 😛😍”
Like they got a shelter where you can adopt a stud... y’all really think queer women are props lmaoo then wonder why we don’t pay you any mind
I was happy to speak with
@GQMagazine
about my reporting career and experiences covering Tory Lanez’s trial for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
“I really want to keep out in the field, covering stuff in court, and be the eyes and ears for people.”
@yourbaldmother
She was awful but she was also watching her husband die- I think if she’s healed enough from that it could be fun to have her back if we removed some of the dead weight
Him: what do you have to do in the morning?
Me: I gotta get an oil change and my nails done
Him: zelle or cash app?
This is how you secure a second date, boys. Learn something pls.
Once dated a rich divorced man who said the biggest reason for his divorce is that his wife insisted on doing things he could pay people to do and it took away from their quality time. That’s when I knew.
I just watched a man who follows a sex worker call her a pathetic bitch for posting a video showing her boobs. The confused hatred men have for women is really frightening.
My daddy visited me for 36 hours and dropped a few bands to furnish my entire apartment and stock my fridge, freezer and pantry with a month’s worth of groceries. I am over the moon, bitch.
That woman raising a million dollars for Australia by offering free nudes proves that cishet men are only inspired to act right when they’re hoping to get a nut
Can we normalize “under”achieving and lack of professional ambition? My entire life has been hard. I’m not interested in working hard to make a living, bro.