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Only two types of people supported and voted for Tinubu during the elections.
1. Those who knew they would share in the national cake in one way or another
2. Idiots
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Man dumps multiple women
Women: Romance scam! Arrest him! Crucify him! Post his pictures all over the internet
Lori Harvey dumps multiple men
Women: Goalsssssss. A motherfucking queen. Girl, don’t settle. Keep ripping these men apart
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Walahii, I won’t walk for 5 minutes before I start getting the urge to jump inside the lagoon.
It takes about 2 hours 10 minutes to walk the length of the Lagos Third Mainland bridge.
This is legit the scariest thing I’ve done yet. 😹❤️
I convinced my cousin to come with. 😹
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Se n gbo werey to ji laptop ni Benin.
@BenHundeyin
That guy stole his friend’s laptop
You’re single if your man isn’t paying your bills — Singer Rema tells ladies.
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Shola and his boys 🤝 Oloni/Uloma and their girls
May the best werey win 👍
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@DanielRegha
Daniel, I understand how you must feel about this, but I think it’s wrong for you to bring your family issues here for everyone to discuss. Please, take down this post and fix your family problem away from prying eyes.
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Nigerians: We don’t want you anymore. Go back to Otuoke.
GEJ: Alright.
Nigerians again: GEJ shouldn’t have left. We blame you.
Ori yin ti daru danu danu.
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Don’t get it twisted, Pasuma was not the Idan here. It’s the backup singer 😂
Name a song where an artist was in their IDAN moment.
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I am not a prophet but I can clearly tell you that in less than one month, Portable will make a video, ranting and cursing every single person in this video.
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@aproko_doctor
Why can’t they find a way to modify alcohol so it doesn’t damage the liver?
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Truth is even if a guy moves to you just for sex and you actually have substance, man’s can get hooked to you for life.
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Let it be known that today, 12th Of October 2022, Yoruba men dropped all that is their business just to defend Yoruba women. We stood side by side and fought to defend the honor of our women.
Never forget!
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@greeknigerian
Na every time wey accountability dey required una go pull out “Every topic no be gender war.”
You can’t praise one and crucify the other.
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@mrbayoa1
Who will lead us out of the trenches bayii? Our Moses don vex break Ten Commandments scroll oh 😫
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According to them now, it is okay to dump multiple partners and get praised for it, as long as you don’t engage them.
Got it.
I will remind them again soon 😂
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Lol. Una dey always muzz me. How you go forget to eat? Out of 24 hours in a day, I spend 20 thinking about what to eat next.
As soon as I wake up, I will think about what to eat between 7-11. Immediately I eat around 11-12, I start thinking about my next meal from 12-3
my ability to forget to eat is the reason i’m still lanky. i can forget to eat for 2 days, i’ll only remember in intervals.
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See who some people were against because of tribe and greed.
The worst bunch are those that were against him because they thought he seemed too good to be true. Talmbout, “I don’t trust him because he lied about having only 2 pairs of shoes.
Ori gbogbo yin ti buru
The first thing to tackle is food inflation. Once we tackle insecurity and farmers return to farms, our food production will go up and inflation will go down through reduced food prices. When you remove subsidy,
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If I ever hear about the “Port Harcourt people are all rugged, PH boys are all cultists” bullshit again ehn.
Y’all are rugged but one foolish comedian has turned himself into a dictator over every one of you. Don’t ever compare these lots to Benin boys again abeg 👍
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@theDamorela
I'm a full blooded Ronaldo fan but as a football lover, i have to be honest. This is total disrespect to Messi and football.
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This is not how we roll on crotchet twitter 😒
This weeks crochet project was a Shell top. Maybe I’ll a dress with this pattern later…we’ll just have to wait and see.
Ps. I’m taking orders 😉
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Baba werey ni Burna boy, see as e collect interview from Trevor Noah hand 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@greeknigerian
Piss one place make e foam.
Are you here to crucify the man while supporting Lori Harvey or you are not in support of Lori Harvey’s incessant acts?
If you are not defending her, then this tweet doesn’t concern you. You are not one of the unreasonable people.
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@I_pissVodka
Cr7 is mad 😂
He said Ambode should go and contest for local government chairman 😂😂😂
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And people wonder why all your money is not showing in your body. You are simply a reflection of your internal hideousness.
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If the wife tries to deny it, they should jail both of them!
Update: Surajudeen Oyetunji Oyewole (
@SirJarus
) has been charged to Court, (Court 5, Ogba Magistrate Court) on Two Counts.
Count l: Assault against his wife.
Count ll: Conduct Likely to Cause Breach of Peace.
Additional details will follow.
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That thing he said about pain >>>
I saw one Street Photography video on IG earlier. The guy’s name is Balogun. Mehn, bobo yen ni rizzzz
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@Ndukajohn2019
@ClassifinedFR
@jackdre02
@OlaTheOG
Lol
You will know I'm smart if you are smart enough to detect sarcasm
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This song is just perfect. Too perfect! Burna boy do this one
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@aproko_doctor
Nawa oh.
Las las it’s only manna from above that you people will make us eat without fear.
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If you are in this Lagos-Ibadan expressway traffic, let’s hangout and drink beer together because I don’t see us leaving this traffic today 😭
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@akinalabi
Her prayers on that poster is worth more than all the campaign you have done and will ever do
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She’s smelling She’s smelling, yet your toy boy is hell bent on abandoning your fake ass for her. Tacha baby, you smell nice 😘
#BBNaija
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I like Crotchet Twitter. E fi won le, e je ki won naked 😂
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I took your advice and I'm sure you can smell this picture... too good!
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Sometimes, I just randomly remember how I slept off while we were prostrating during my guy’s engagement party 😭
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Who would you rather have as your right-hand man?
Uncle B or Ade Tiger?
#BloodSistersNetflix
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“If we are not monsters, we are food and I could never be food.”
- Badman Sully 🕊️
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@Letter_to_Jack
As your subordinate, it is only logical for me to regard you with the utmost respect. However, if you fail to uphold the prerequisite that sustains the aforementioned logic, it is without any iota of dismay that I must say to you that you will be frightfully pummeled, sir.
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@Yemihazan
Act cool, take her home, knack her tdb, kiss her goodbye tomorrow… forever.
Kan go buy igbo and shayoooo
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@SisiOniDukia
Send account details. My lawyers will defend whatever case comes up after buying
The lawyers:
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If it was few years ago, some idiot would have sent that girl money and use “Sorry they are dragging you” as reference.
Owo ti ba everybody bayiii. Ilu le!!!!!!
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“The last time a guy moved mad with me, I left his ass straight.”
- ashiere that took 3 months of being treated like shit before breaking up and also spent the 3 months after to wail and campaign against love and men 😂
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Odunlade Adekola didn't kill movies like Alani Pamolekun, Sunday Dagboru, Monday Omo Adugbo, Oyenusi, Mufu Oloosa Oko, Triple A and others, only to be compared to Ibrahim Chatta. Let's be guided plix dears
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@Letter_to_Jack
Can I use French?
Omo elle gardi nïnu igbeaux
Mo ma deaux pa niï
Kous poure keh
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Award show: Please vote for your favorite.
Nigerians:
A S: It is important to vote for your preferred nominee, so they can win.
Nigerians:
A S on the day of the award ceremony: The winner is Madam B
Nigerians: Laye laye. Madam B can never beat Madam A.
Did you vote?
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@ayobami_007
@Elkrosmediahub
Lmaoooo. As I dey shout “Ija ti pari,” I go carry my woman up like trophy 😂😂.
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Sir Jarius all through the chat 😭
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Instead of dedicating his album to people like me who have believed in him since Like To Party, he dey insult us 😂
The Nigerian superstar’s new album was supposed to be a victory lap. But he comes across as bitter and paranoid.
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Nah, Rema ate with this Ozeba jam. I apologize for slandering it before.
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Knock knock
Who is there
Benny
Benny who?
Benny Kolobi, Kuna ni mobi
Jaani suna ji shun
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Don’t talk to me!
If you are coming to visit for a few hours, we can gist all through but if you are staying for days, you will find that I don’t like talking. You didn’t do anything wrong; I just don’t want to talk.
What’s an unspoken rule for someone who’s coming to live with you?
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Odumeje because them no pass 7.
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When they are dragging someone you don’t like on Twitter
You: Omg! Twitter is a mad place. It’s not like Instagram 😂😂😂😂
When they are dragging someone you like on Twitter
You: You people are vile. You people are bitter like ewuro
🤡🤡🤡
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@ClassifinedFR
@jackdre02
@OlaTheOG
The difference is that one wants to do Wizkid a favour while the other one is molesting Genevieve.
Lmao
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I don’t blame the people doubting the authenticity of these things. I blame the idiots that would rather fire their innocent relatives pins, when they should have fired our politicians 😕
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All ex-housemates who lived and have real connections with Seyi keep talking about how great of a person he is, but you people keep making him to be worse than Belial.
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