Only two types of people supported and voted for Tinubu during the elections.
1. Those who knew they would share in the national cake in one way or another
2. Idiots
Man dumps multiple women
Women: Romance scam! Arrest him! Crucify him! Post his pictures all over the internet
Lori Harvey dumps multiple men
Women: Goalsssssss. A motherfucking queen. Girl, don’t settle. Keep ripping these men apart
It takes about 2 hours 10 minutes to walk the length of the Lagos Third Mainland bridge.
This is legit the scariest thing I’ve done yet. 😹❤️
I convinced my cousin to come with. 😹
@DanielRegha
Daniel, I understand how you must feel about this, but I think it’s wrong for you to bring your family issues here for everyone to discuss. Please, take down this post and fix your family problem away from prying eyes.
Nigerians: We don’t want you anymore. Go back to Otuoke.
GEJ: Alright.
Nigerians again: GEJ shouldn’t have left. We blame you.
Ori yin ti daru danu danu.
I am not a prophet but I can clearly tell you that in less than one month, Portable will make a video, ranting and cursing every single person in this video.
Let it be known that today, 12th Of October 2022, Yoruba men dropped all that is their business just to defend Yoruba women. We stood side by side and fought to defend the honor of our women.
Never forget!
@greeknigerian
Na every time wey accountability dey required una go pull out “Every topic no be gender war.”
You can’t praise one and crucify the other.
According to them now, it is okay to dump multiple partners and get praised for it, as long as you don’t engage them.
Got it.
I will remind them again soon 😂
Lol. Una dey always muzz me. How you go forget to eat? Out of 24 hours in a day, I spend 20 thinking about what to eat next.
As soon as I wake up, I will think about what to eat between 7-11. Immediately I eat around 11-12, I start thinking about my next meal from 12-3
See who some people were against because of tribe and greed.
The worst bunch are those that were against him because they thought he seemed too good to be true. Talmbout, “I don’t trust him because he lied about having only 2 pairs of shoes.
Ori gbogbo yin ti buru
The first thing to tackle is food inflation. Once we tackle insecurity and farmers return to farms, our food production will go up and inflation will go down through reduced food prices. When you remove subsidy,
If I ever hear about the “Port Harcourt people are all rugged, PH boys are all cultists” bullshit again ehn.
Y’all are rugged but one foolish comedian has turned himself into a dictator over every one of you. Don’t ever compare these lots to Benin boys again abeg 👍
@greeknigerian
Piss one place make e foam.
Are you here to crucify the man while supporting Lori Harvey or you are not in support of Lori Harvey’s incessant acts?
If you are not defending her, then this tweet doesn’t concern you. You are not one of the unreasonable people.
Update: Surajudeen Oyetunji Oyewole (
@SirJarus
) has been charged to Court, (Court 5, Ogba Magistrate Court) on Two Counts.
Count l: Assault against his wife.
Count ll: Conduct Likely to Cause Breach of Peace.
Additional details will follow.
@Letter_to_Jack
As your subordinate, it is only logical for me to regard you with the utmost respect. However, if you fail to uphold the prerequisite that sustains the aforementioned logic, it is without any iota of dismay that I must say to you that you will be frightfully pummeled, sir.
If it was few years ago, some idiot would have sent that girl money and use “Sorry they are dragging you” as reference.
Owo ti ba everybody bayiii. Ilu le!!!!!!
“The last time a guy moved mad with me, I left his ass straight.”
- ashiere that took 3 months of being treated like shit before breaking up and also spent the 3 months after to wail and campaign against love and men 😂
Odunlade Adekola didn't kill movies like Alani Pamolekun, Sunday Dagboru, Monday Omo Adugbo, Oyenusi, Mufu Oloosa Oko, Triple A and others, only to be compared to Ibrahim Chatta. Let's be guided plix dears
Award show: Please vote for your favorite.
Nigerians:
A S: It is important to vote for your preferred nominee, so they can win.
Nigerians:
A S on the day of the award ceremony: The winner is Madam B
Nigerians: Laye laye. Madam B can never beat Madam A.
Did you vote?
Don’t talk to me!
If you are coming to visit for a few hours, we can gist all through but if you are staying for days, you will find that I don’t like talking. You didn’t do anything wrong; I just don’t want to talk.
When they are dragging someone you don’t like on Twitter
You: Omg! Twitter is a mad place. It’s not like Instagram 😂😂😂😂
When they are dragging someone you like on Twitter
You: You people are vile. You people are bitter like ewuro
🤡🤡🤡
I don’t blame the people doubting the authenticity of these things. I blame the idiots that would rather fire their innocent relatives pins, when they should have fired our politicians 😕
All ex-housemates who lived and have real connections with Seyi keep talking about how great of a person he is, but you people keep making him to be worse than Belial.