Uncle Josh ⚪
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Chef - Audley Group • Professional Photographer • Graphic designer • Blogger • Die Hard LFC fan
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@Fadeydey4you
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Lagosians: oya cut your hand small, reverse back small, o tooooooo! Oya e dawo yen pada, e straighten Owo yin... Oya reverse, come, come, come... O toooooo! E ni suru, e me kin wa plank fun Tyre eyin yen.
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@WhoTF_isHotHead
@MamaTea_
Change the “hot” in your profile name to “air” please.
That would be more relatable
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@Feezah_
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A whole Facebook owner dey message you, you dey hiss... Please my dear go back and send them the code sent to you. DFKM
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@OlisaOsega
August is fully booked already boss, can we try September?
Oh shit... September is my birthday... Let us do this in October please...
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@OlisaOsega
Newton's 3rd Law of Twitter states that "for every gbas, there is always a corresponding gbos"
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@SubDeliveryZone
@EreluChocolate
I hope all these ladies would keep the same energy when someone very close to them is falsely accused of rape and he goes to jail for it and loses a substantial amount of his life...
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@bpintemi
@MrBryan56
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@gimbakakanda
@cchukudebelu
That was what obtained in many areas in the SE, SS and SW... My polling unit, there were 561 regd voters, only about 180 came out to vote and most of them were elderly people. Don't be deceived by these keyboard warriors. Election is not won on Twitter
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@chidi_adaugo
@maziibe_
Maybe for your side... Over here we go bill you well ooooo... No think am
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Hey Bosola, where is the gold chain you kept in your room and was missing when Ope packed out your things without your permission? I think you should contact your lawyers
Tell me why I got a text from this babe saying she had packed all my remaining things from my room to the compound and I should come and pick it when I’m ready .
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@volqx
He's totally WRONG! No matter how you look at it.... He's WRONG!
He didn't get the German suplex very well.... She should have landed with her face then when she gets up he tops it up with an RKO...
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Hello my Ibadan people! This is not a promo! This is my small hustle... The restaurant is located at 93 MKO Abiola way, Ring Road, Opposite Henry Tee motors. Please help RT, my customers are on your tl. Thanks
#MondayMotivation
#Felabration2019
#MondayMood
#Food
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@I_am_doxa
I'm not the one being addressed but I became very remorseful after reading the message. see elite dragging... He even added my generation to the dragging. Relational wisdom that cannot be replaced with intellectual wisdom... Damn
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The day I realized that being "broke" is relative. I stopped taking tweets like this serious
I wish I met this man when I still used to date broke men. The sweetest lad
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@Daynjamouse
I think there was an invite for a knives only fight, but Someone got the wrong memo and came with knives, 2 fully loaded M16s with 14 etra mags and 4 hand grenades.
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Anybody interested in becoming a member of a book club in a restaurant in Ibadan. You get to read lovely books, soft music and eat good food?
@connectIBADAN
@Ibadan247
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@temitop_
Hello Temitope, I don’t have a problem with what she’s saying but the time and location. If you have to wait till the wedding day to say that to your son in law, then that wedding should not be taking place. The only time I had such discussion with my mother in law was the first
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@Deeengr
@TWEETORACLE
As in Ayo has to be the most popular Yoruba name. Every household has an Ayo
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@iconic_remi
Why is everyone talking about fornication? Cohabiting would help you see a lot of things. The things you can tolerate, the things you can't, the ones you manage and the ones you can't. For example, a snoring partner, a dirty partner, a lousy partner.
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Happy New Week. Mini Food Trays available for delivery within Lagos. 15k
#Nigeria
#eidmubarak2020
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@tanyu_cyrille
@Olamaak
@itsMideA
@salasala97
@Homes19LFC
@MrFilipeOrlando
Salah did the same for Liverpool against Spurs at the UCL final... Another one?
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@iconic_remi
I remember a lady that discovered that her husband is an extreme introvert at home and an extrovert outside. So he only plays with everyone (his wife inclusive) when they are outside but once they get home, he doesn't want to be touched, talked to or disturbed.
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@Yemihazan
The only time I ever opened up to my ex, we had a fallout and everything I told her in confidence (that my family members were not aware of), she told my mum and sisters everything. Open up to them at your own peril
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@Ayo__Aroloye
It is normal for customers to bargain your services and even compare your services to others.
But it is your responsibility to make them understand your standards and why you won't bulge on it.
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@ofovwe
@lawrencejiofor
Since you no see your fellow man with financial constraints.... Anything wey you see, just take am like that
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@ManLikeIcey
@mayy_rhee
The amount of indians I see here everyday is way more than Nigerians. But we are too loud! Na our problem be that
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@jones_ayuwo
Only you got the whole body of Christ plus him blood... You don't have to utter blood of Jesus again for the rest of this year... This one don reach
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@Ayo__Aroloye
With all these money and properties she mentioned, aunty Zee should have just hired a social media manager.
I'm very sure her so called "A-list" clients would shudder at this debacle.
As an entrepreneur, you don't insult your customers. I learnt this the hard way
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LMAO
Something is not right here!
You'd bust this amount of coke and you'd just parade them like this? First of, who would keep merc worth $270million in Ikorodu and without adequate protection?
This maths is not adding up please
NDLEA busts cocaine warehouse, seizes N193billion worth of crack in Lagos
...Arrests 4 drug barons, 1 other
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I am still your surprise food tray plug in Lagos. We've got several mouthwatering packages for your delight and our prices are very affordable. Send a DM or call 07081290239 today to order for yours.
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Happy New Month guys... Food trays are ready for your loved ones. You can build up your own tray to your exact taste and preferences at very pocket friendly prices. Feel free to slide into our DM now. Please Rt
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@Letter_to_Jack
“Gbogbo wa ni ole, ti ile ba da”
Everyone has the capacity to be corrupt, the only thing controlling it is the level of good conscience imbedded in us.
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To think that I have played Uyo Meyo more than 20 times during a shoot this afternoon and everyone is singing along and no one is saying change the song
@TeniEntertainer
is a DIAMOND!
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@adeyanjudeji
@kayceeflowz
But the color code for the presidential ballot paper is RED and the APC emblem is to your lower left on the paper. This video says otherwise....
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@Ayo__Aroloye
As my grandma would always say:
Blessed is the man who is offered a monkey, cursed is he who accepts it.
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Another reason to refrain from posting some sacrifices I and my wife made and are making in our relationship to make it beautiful because irrespective of what it achieves in your marriage, people who are not and may never be in your shoes would never understand.
Three years ago, this woman literally refused to go to school in Australia because she wanted to marry me. What was she thinking? Now a liter of fuel is almost 700naira and she’s stuck here with me, a 2year old baby and another on the way 🤣. But guess what? She’s having the
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Why did Dandizzy accept their invite sef?
That Lydia girl feels like she’s something sha… calling herself public figure. Lmao
Saying “they are giving buju clout”
Dandizzy vs Caramel Plugg & Lydia
This one got pretty heated 🔥
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@the_damii
Sorry man! Which area for Ikeja please... I pass thru that place every day and I've fought with those guys around Ipodo like twice to escape been robbed.
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Mans came in gun blazing
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You still didn't answer the question bro....
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@_theladymo
"Ayo, big mummy and mummy London are greeting you oooo... When will you call them?"
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@dhhanieey
Something that got the school locked down back in 2007! Those guys are something else.
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#AffordableIbadan
With 10k fuel in your camry, you can go to work and back, five times a week, go to owanbes on Saturdays and church on Sundays for a whole month and still have fuel left in your car.
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It’s exactly a year I married this beautiful woman and hasn’t she made my life much more beautiful.
So I decided to make small breakfast for her. Lunch, Dinner and benediction coming later
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@lawrenceEjiofo4
Everybody has a love language... Each unique to its own. But most times, love language is based on the personality of the person you're dating...
Leave all the okoto I said earlier... Human beings get wahala sha
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#AffordableIbadan
You can drive from Ojoo through Mokola to Challenge in 30minutes by 8am
Try driving from Eleganza Ajah to Lekki tollgate by that time.
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Pink is actually a cool color ngl
pink is such an attractive color.. let’s see you on pink, accessories or anything.
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@iconic_remi
This almost ruined their marriage because every time the wife complains, people don't believe her because they see a different person in the husband outside. It was a mental torture for the wife. Cohabiting could have exposed this before marriage.
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@AbsolutelyPearl
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I don't know if this opportunity is still available. I'd love to recommend my wife
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@beatsbysarz
Naija Bloggers tomorrow:
SARS on the Beat was arrested by SARS officials on the Street...read more
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@YoItsHamzaa
This cause has nothing to do with gender but Nigerians and only Nigerians whether male or female, young or old... This has to do with saving our lives as human beings
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The accuracy of this tweet is killing....🤣🤣🤣🤣
How rats 🐀 smile when they see an important part of your certificate.
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A thread of some things I cooked up this 2017... 2018 is gonna be much better
THREAD!!!
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