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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
I've cried more in 2018 than other years combined
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Guys I got the job 😭💃💃💃💃💃
@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
I have an interview tomorrow. God please come through.
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4 years
Are you threatening the new Oba of Lagos?
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We give you 24 hours to return the staff of office of the Oba of Lagos OR... - Lagos ruling house
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Our international passports are getting busy in 2019🙏🏾
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
Stop using your date of birth as your ATM Pin
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6 years
I don't know why Nigeria cannot emulate the US and provide younger candidates like Trump and Hillary
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Meet Muhammadu Buhari and Atiku Abubakar: the old men vying to lead Nigeria, Africa's youngest youth population
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6 years
Stunning how most women forgive toxic men easier than we forgive toxic female friends
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6 years
You will delete somebody's number and iPhone will be saying "Maybe Ade". So me that I deleted Ade's number, I don't know what I'm doing?
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5 years
Happy 24th to me!🤩💕
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@ArikeMartins_
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5 years
Acting single while in a relationship is the first step of infidelity
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5 years
"People so wicked but they so religious"
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
The way I run away from anything that threatens my peace these days is strong.
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
2019 smells like love peace and lots of money
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
Don't even bother if you don't understand Yoruba 😂😂😂😂
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5 years
Breaking eggs inside noodles is irritating asf
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6 years
Thank God for this😍😍😍. I pray labour market favors me.👏🙏. Bye bye NYSC
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@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
God forbid we get married to men who will stop loving us because we gave birth to girls 💔
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7 years
I wasn't ready for this. Afmag Yoruba will not kill me 😩😩😩😂😂 😂
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@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
Why do I feel like this Guys are subbing we Nigerians?😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😩😩😩😂😂😂😂
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
"That money you want to use to travel to Dubai this weekend, you can use it to pursue another degree "
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Dr Dípò Awójídé
6 years
*insert inspirational quote*
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5 years
my favorite part of dating has to be cuddling. I cuddle like a cat. I cuddle like I want to enter you
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6 years
What profession do you think has the most rude set of people?
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
9am should be the normal resumption time. 8am is exhausting
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
How will I ask you "How is London" and you will be saying London is just there. How will Abroad be just there? Do you even know what you are doing at all?
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
If you are so used to Night mode Twitter, putting Twitter on daylight mode will make it look like it wants to blind you
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@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
Update: The devil finally used me. He read, ignored and continued Tweeting. This L is in capital letter 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
I want to send that DM but I'm sure it's the devil that wants to use me 😭
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6 years
I shall not mourn this year
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
Some people actually did not know Mc Oluomo that Teni mentioned in her song truly existed until this night😂
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
Democracy was openly embarrassed in Osogbo and Ife today 🤦‍♀️
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
So 8 Unilag guys raped a 17 year old girl and their parents are offering 5million so it doesn't get to court? What in the name of fuckery is this?
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6 years
Labour market favored me earlier than I thought 😭. God is indeed faithful 💃💃💃💃😩😩💃
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6 years
Thank God for this😍😍😍. I pray labour market favors me.👏🙏. Bye bye NYSC
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6 years
That Ajimobi didn't make it to the Senate is the most soothing news so far this election period
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7 years
Small rain and I'm already hearing sounds from my neighbor's room. What's this life tori olohun 😭 😭
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
President Buhari has an announcement for y'all
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
When your wallet goes missing with your debit card and any ID carrying your date of birth in it, you've already given the thieves their first guess.
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7 years
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@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
I thought we all agreed few days ago that it's cool to sleep over at our male friends house. She's probably just a friend 😃
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3 years
I'm going to play this song until mouth starts to hurt Peruzzi and Olamide
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5 years
May we live to see the days we dream of
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3 years
Olamide can never be wrong
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@ArikeMartins_
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6 years
So Access bank debits you 20# for dialing their ussd code irrespective of using it or not. This is unfortunate @accessbank_help
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6 years
You can't suddenly stop talking to me if we are "close" and just come back to give some silly excuses. God knows I won't listen. Since you could leave without telling me, it shows we don't need each other.
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@ArikeMartins_
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3 years
Omohhh I love love Laycon’s Bam Bam
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6 years
Alright I finished NYSC today, please I need a job o😩😩😩
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5 years
@SamuelOtigba @nimiskosko Life comes at you so fast these days
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7 years
So I found out that a guy that sent me to goan buy him Tom Tom on my first day in the local govt as a Corper is also a Corper
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@ArikeMartins_
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7 years
See somebody's skin 😩😩😭😭😭
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6 years
Jersey Friday ✨✨
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9 years
God please forgive me for all the times I complained about LIFE http://t.co/LZsBHvIyee
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Nigerians what is this 😂 😂 😂
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6 years
Pornhub is Xvideos that wastes data
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7 years
This one weak me😩 "How can it be my Amen"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
Thank God the noise about Game of thrones is reducing
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9 years
So A guy posted on FB that he'd host a party and ugly people re not allowed The first comment was 'how will U host a party U won't attend😂😂
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@sugabelly This is sending shivers down my spine
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6 years
It's all GOD. NYSC done, another phase dusted 😊😊
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@seyedele @DStvNg You can be going to work with the decoder
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6 years
Don't make me fall in love with you and disappear because my God will punish you
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7 years
Most women are good. We only need you to do things that will prompt us to spoil you Guys really need to read this👇
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6 years
Who is this Guy?????????????
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4 years
Omohhh I love love Laycon. He gives me this proud feeling when I hear him talk or sing
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You pipu that get are getting married. Please where are you people finding husband?🙄
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6 years
I just remembered I once saved my food allowance for 4 days just to pay a guy to help me get on Facebook 😭😭😭😭🤦‍♀️
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@ArikeMartins_
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4 years
Until a man says be my girlfriend and actively shows efforts, we are both kuku whining each other
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@iamAbiodunAA @davido That’s an integrity issue
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6 years
I thought Nigerians alone were the crazy ones 😭😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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7 years
Imagine having a man that will be telling you "I like the way you spend my money "😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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6 years
Gentlemen and ladies, shall we?🌚🌚
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Why is China doing all of these????????
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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China is kicking all the Africans out of their country. Again. No media outrage. Why is that? Imagine if Trump was doing it.
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Immediately you mention rape or sexual assault,they don't want anyone to question anything. Just agree the man is guilty and drag him to jail. No questions,no rational thoughts,nothing!
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6 years
I have an interview tomorrow. God please come through.
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6 years
I’m happy to have a mom as beautiful as you are. I’m even happier that in 20 years I’ll look as good as you. Happy Birthday, Mom!
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Lmao so I will be giving you head, your phone will now ring, you will pick up and tell the other lady you love her? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO there will be problem 😂
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Good people of Twitter, light in my Estate has been too good for the past 2 months. Like there will be light in the morning before I leave the house, meet light when I return in the evening and still use it overnight. I'm scaredddddddddd 😭😩
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@hey_its_lilian Lol this is relatable. Last week, a bikeman agreed to the price I was willing to pay because I was playing Pxta. Chanted "Marlian Marlian" I was just laughing 😂
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6 years
You don't tell an angry person to calm down or try to tell them how to react. Not only is this useless, It is insulting.
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@Burmese_Tyga He's coming out gradually lmao See these
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@RealHenryArnold @tiananjoku @thehalimat So which of her friends was heartbroken? Since the tweet gave you much more information than we can see
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4 years
Have you met Kurt? Have you met my dog?🥰
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6 years
When you take bike from Akobo Ojurin to Gate in Ibadan 😂
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4 years
@chefobubu Oshod Oshod Oshod To ba ni change ma wole o Mi o raye weyrey laaro kutukutu Monday o
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Let me bless your Timeline 💦💖🌚🌚🌚🌚
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6 years
The level of madness on Twitter today will make you pick up your phone, call your ex(s) you met on Twitter, just to thank them for having sense.
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5 years
Sola Arikusa slaps everytime and that's because Odunlade is a mad man
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@MiracleUmez @mojola0luwa The guy who carried the staff nau
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So my elder sister was going to write her Prayer requests for 2017 Mum was just screaming from her room "Make sure you start with "Husband"😭
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@ArikeMartins_
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4 years
Which one of you asked Bobriskky for giveaway like this 😭😂
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5 years
Can we have a repeat of yesterday already? #IBSMRave2019 #IBSMRave
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@UsmanYa27921747 @O_Okee @ImranSZN What the fcuk is this nonsense?
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4 years
Many people still don’t know asking “How was your night” is offensive
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@xEnoughSaidx @itz_joshogrin Some even ignore their hygiene because there's no motivation from anywhere
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5 years
While in school, we needed to interview the custodians of Oloolu masquerade. One of them saw me recording with my phone and said it wouldn't play. Lo and behold, we couldn't hear anything from the recording until it got to the part they gave permission
@DrJoeAbah
Dr Joe Abah, OON
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Have you ever SEEN juju work? Not magic tricks o. Real otumokpo. Not the one you’ve heard o. The one you’ve SEEN with your own two eyes. What did you see? Where and when? Please post under this thread. 😊
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@Tunde_OD When it’s your time, it’s just your time
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6 years
I owe my kids a foreign citizenship
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6 years
Having sex with someone you wouldn’t kiss isn't that serious. Some people just don't like kissing.
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6 years
Shootings has started again this morning at Bodija
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7 years
Imagine getting married to someone who will tell you Sex isn't food. Tragic.
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