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@d0zie
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4 years
Every single shop on Adeniran Ogunsanya and Bode Thomas. EVERY. Was looted and burgled for over 6 hours. No military, no police. But if it's toll gate now
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@d0zie
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4 years
While your prices are ridiculously innacurate. Are you telling me someone will finance a project this big and not have comprehensive insurance on all buses. Not all of us are dull please.
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@d0zie
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8 years
Let it blow in Ghana first. Since they are influencing us.
@Brendalishus
The Goddess ✨
8 years
Why are you people ignoring mr eazi's mixtape like this 😂
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@d0zie
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7 years
Then use it for years and sell to united as UK used
@kennagq
kenna
7 years
Chelsea are like people that will take pictures of themselves looking around in Mega plaza. Then secretly buy from alaba
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@d0zie
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1 month
Children born to Nigerians are called kwerekweres. Useless country
@The_ynxx
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Jollofina is a slur used to describe South African women that date Nigerian men.
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@d0zie
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5 years
Always funny when babes say guys try to control what they wear. Ever tried going out with your babe wearing a shirt she doesn't like ?
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@d0zie
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9 years
My guy was playing music with his babes phone...next song that played was a voice note "i really enjoyed fucking you..lets plan" 💔💔💔💔
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@d0zie
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7 years
Home boys hit money then go and propose to a babe that didnt send them when they were broke. Stop that rubbish
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@d0zie
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9 years
#SecSchoolInNigeria When you snatch the list of noisemakers from the class prefect and tear it http://t.co/iegp6qBkBQ
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@d0zie
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6 months
Burna brought out Toni Braxton. ?
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@d0zie
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8 years
A gathering of people with High IQ's RT @RapperReact : J. Cole ain't even gotta rap his own songs anymore
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@d0zie
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6 years
How are we sure this is not Onyesonwu
@Nnedi
Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️
6 years
An owl sitting with its legs crossed. Why? We will never know and the owl will never tell.
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@d0zie
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8 months
Trying to get on the bus and the Ivorians were not having it 😭
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@d0zie
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4 years
Don't blame the Naira when people are selling $800 phones for 600k
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4 years
Naira is so weak that phones are now costing almost a million.
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@d0zie
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8 years
Nepa : Brought back light after 3 days, I'll Leave it for at least 8 hours Inner Nepa : Wait till DSTV finishes loading, then off it again
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@d0zie
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8 years
By punishment
@Clarenceonyeks
C.C.O | 20.10.2020
8 years
Are you Nigerian by birth or by choice?
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@d0zie
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4 years
Even if A was only Beyonce and the rest of them were B. I'll pick A
@Drewbaba
Sweet Potato 🧨✨
4 years
Concert A or B!!! A all day for me sha!
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@d0zie
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5 years
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
@Qsallyb
Caramel
5 years
Old time male friends that keep in touch because they haven't slept with you yet. Disgusting.
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@d0zie
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9 years
Girlfriend with A-Cups is that one not boyfriend ?
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@d0zie
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4 years
King promise 🔥
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@d0zie
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9 years
Made a mistake yesterday. Drove my guys 2014 Range Rover Sport. My car just dey annoy me since
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@d0zie
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4 years
Almost funny how they want to bully the people who say No into saying yes. If you are free to do whatever you want with your body, niggas are not free to date who they want again ?
@JajaPhD
Jamal
4 years
So, gentlemen, are you saying that you can't get into a serious relationship with women like [username redacted] who are always naked on the TL?
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@d0zie
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5 years
She ate poo ? No wonder. That yansh on the TL is probably causing PTSD. Poor girl.
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@d0zie
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2 years
I think I would totally go for a fireboy concert
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@d0zie
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5 years
IELTS 20-0 Nigeria
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@d0zie
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4 years
Rain will fall on Christmas Day
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@d0zie
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6 years
Wanted to invite this one for socialiga, then realised I might end up paying for taxify and gate fee. Nah I’m good
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@d0zie
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5 years
Somebody got married the first time. We contributed money. Home boy got divorced and is about to get married again. They have added me to another WhatsApp group. If you people don't geddifok
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@d0zie
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3 years
In retrospect and how the lyrics make so much more sense now that he was won the Grammy. This is the greatest intro to any Nigerian album ever !!!!!!!
@d0zie
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4 years
Best song on the album. Level up
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@d0zie
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7 years
Definitely buying @EfeMoney ‘s album when it drops sha
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@d0zie
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7 years
@JaneMayerNYer @lhfang The Koch brothers and their billionaire friends have implemented a plan to take over American government at every level.
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@d0zie
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5 years
A lot of you don't care about service. Only money. That's why your business will fail
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@d0zie
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4 years
When men don't "allow" thier wives hang out, it's "suffering" the woman. When a woman makes a man stop hanging out it's " building the family" Lmaooo
@The_ynxx
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Your friends won't invite you to hang out because "e dey always carry him wife waka" and they don't.
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@d0zie
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6 years
Ok guys,
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@d0zie
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7 years
Good morning to everyone that can sing the national anthem. The rest of you collect your good morning from Romania
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@d0zie
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3 years
💯 🔥
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@d0zie
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9 years
Looking for a girlfriend. 24 and above. Has her own car...makes at least 200k a month. Help me guys.
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@d0zie
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10 years
Asked my 3 year old neighbor 100 × 1000 and he goes like "uncle Whats your problem"
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@d0zie
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3 years
Shoulda been a fleet
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@d0zie
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5 years
My mama is 72. If you see this, please say a prayer for her. Thank youuuuu
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@d0zie
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4 years
For those of you working tomorrow. Instead of gloves. Touch surfaces with wipes or tissues and dispose immediately.
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@d0zie
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8 years
Omg. What is this 😂😂 RT @kxnni : I just came across this video. I laughed so hard I felt my ribs crack. 😂😂😂
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@d0zie
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4 years
A rare picture of DB
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@d0zie
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5 years
If you're fasting today. Please stay hydrated. Don't go and kill yourself in this weather
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@d0zie
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7 years
@Dikachim @zukks__ He should have ended it with " so please you lil puppy, hush"
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@d0zie
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3 years
DJ'ing on big brother might be the hardest thing ever. You have to play songs for the people in the house and all the bad belle people on their sofas at home
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@d0zie
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8 years
!!!! RT @Ebuka : This is my jam. Whenever this is sung as the creed at mass 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 #YoungAndCatholic
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@d0zie
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5 years
Lmaooooo. You people are feeling sorry for Naira Marley ? Nigerians are not even ready for what they want
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@d0zie
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7 years
Selfish by king promise is a jam and a half. The babe in the video too >>>>
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@d0zie
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1 year
Ipeleng fine die abeg
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@d0zie
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5 years
@BlaqieChan_ Took my nephew to church. 2 mins in 'uncle I want to wee-wee' took him, lil man dropped 2 drops. Went back to sit down, 3 mins later ' uncle I want to poo-poo'. Took the gremlin home immediately before I kill am
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@d0zie
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9 years
If you're chilling with your girl and she smiles at her phone, then leans away from you so you cant see it, you lost. Its over my nigga
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@d0zie
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4 years
Away for the weekend
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@d0zie
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7 years
@Monsiuer_T omu resort.
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@d0zie
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5 years
Wrong spelling is where I lose interest in a woman
@_OT__
✨“ᴀꜱᴛᴀɢʜꜰᴜʀᴏɴʟᴀ”✨
5 years
'Send me a pic' is where I loose interest in a man.
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@d0zie
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4 years
2013 Kia Rio Available for just 1.7m
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@d0zie
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3 years
Two champions League titles in my time. No need to Google or use YouTube
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@d0zie
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3 years
If @LadiPoe realeased Adore Her this year, it would get to number one. Some songs are ahead of their time
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@d0zie
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5 years
One time SS2 and SS3 were fighting. Boys rushed to come and call me from class. I got to the middle of the fight, threw my shirt in the air and screamed "papa hold am for me". My shirt suspended in the air. All the SS2 boys ran away.
@YaobingC
Yaobing
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What made you popular in secondary school ?
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@d0zie
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5 years
Both going for 1.3m. Best deals always
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6 years
@AdaOhafia @Chydee Not too late. Let the Lord of light lead you
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4 years
🙄🙄
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5 years
Another one missing the point. MI bragged about putting people on. Vector is just asking "who are these people and where the fuck are they"
@seunomis
Prince of Zamunda
5 years
Let’s blame Don Jazzy for D’Prince and Dr. Sid’s Career Let’s blame Wizkid for L.A.X’s career Let’s blame Davido for Dremo’s career Let’s blame D’banj for Slim Case’s career Let’s blame 2baba for Dammy Krane’s career Now you see how senseless that diss is?
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@d0zie
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6 years
God please keep my mum
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@d0zie
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7 years
The lekki expressway. Presently
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@d0zie
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5 years
Jeff's personality is too mature for a show like this. The guy supposed dey Abuja dey prepare business plans for boys
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1 year
Who dey marry next please
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@d0zie
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6 years
Till cuppy denounces her wealth and goes to live under ojuelegba bridge,some of you won’t be happy
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@d0zie
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@nnaezema
Son of Teacher
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A picture of you sitting down
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@d0zie
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5 years
And our governor is the joker
Gotham = Lagos btw
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4 years
Surulere Shutdown 💪 #EndSARS
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5 years
Please if you are 35 or more. You're no longer 30+. You're 40-. Let's know ourselves please.
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@d0zie
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8 years
So that we can have some time to miss you again
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@d0zie
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5 years
Festac niggas complaining that nobody comes to see them as if they don't know Bubu closed the border.
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@d0zie
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2 years
We complain because a functional system can produce a 100 Tobi Amusans. There are a lot of people not taking NO for an answer but still being let down by the country. Our girls are not going to the basketball world cup because the federation was fighting.
@suleimana
Abubakar Suleiman - previously blue ticked
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Nigeria is tough, Nigeria is difficult.. then you get a Tobi Amusan. Of course Tobi is talented but Nigeria wasn’t easy for her either, she just wasn’t taking no for an answer. While we fight to make things easier, we must also prepare to succeed in a difficult Nigeria.
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@d0zie
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4 years
Red label last week. Gordon's this week. Big brother kuku give them Aromatic Schnapps next week
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6 years
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6 years
This unemployment justification of yahoo is so silly. 95% of all G boys started that shit in the university or even earlier. So please which unemployment is this that chased them to press computer
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@d0zie
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3 years
Confidence wins you games. Drogba was not the most technically gifted, but everytime he stepped on the pitch in a big game, he believed he was going to win.
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@d0zie
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4 years
On my run today
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@osquare78 @Hay_Why_O @OgaNlaMedia Who would you suggest. Cos you even said keep Finidi. Which is madness
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@d0zie
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5 years
Just realised I have a lot of friends with kids. I still dey here dey climb chair for club
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@d0zie
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6 years
Lmao. That’s how I was almost robbed when I leaving the concert(or whatever that was) yesterday. Homeboy came with baba abeg give me cigar and started trying to put his hand in my pocket. Shoved the nigga away. Next thing I heard was we go just beat you die here.
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@d0zie
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5 years
They will ask some of you to come with a bottle to games night, and you will bring magic moments. Tomorrow you will say nobody invites you anywhere
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5 years
And they don't sell in America. Wow
@AmeyawDebrah
Ameyaw Debrah
5 years
Huawei ships 59 million smartphones and generates $26.7 Billion in first quarter of 2019 -
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@d0zie
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2 years
This Rema's holiday is a bop oh
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3 years
Don't know who needs to hear this. Never give up. You only fail when you stop trying
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@d0zie
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4 years
Feminist Coalition >>>>>> NLC, PENGASSON, NUPENG
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@d0zie
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5 years
From that yahoo boy list this guy has the best nickname 😂😂
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@d0zie
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3 years
Very dumb strategy. Be like she dey run in reverse 😭😭
@LifeOfAdunni
Duns.
3 years
Who's watching mixed 4x 4 relay Nigeria made a lady run last leg 😭😭😭 She ran against 8 men
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@d0zie
DB
1 year
None of us grew up wanting to come to Lagos. I miss that Warri
@EmekaObiora_
Emeka Obiora 🌍
1 year
WARRI was a big industrial hub in the 70's - 90's. Warri Refinery, NNPC, DSC , Delta glass, Shell, Chevron, Schlumberger, Dunlop, Agip, Saipem, Halliburton were in full operation back then. Escravos & Forcados was at its peak. The city thrived, Maritime activities thrived.
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@d0zie
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5 months
The mother in frame 3 is strict sha
@ayoniimi
ScentsbyNimz
5 months
This trend on TikTok 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it
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@d0zie
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9 years
Grand theft auto radio stations are better than real life radio stations
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@d0zie
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3 years
God please guide my steps. I need you now more than ever
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@d0zie
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8 years
One man shunted a line. Woman: Oga please go back Man : Why are you talking to me. Bringin your character from your husbands house here.
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@d0zie
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6 years
@Doziieee @OnyiiBekeh Delete the app, then 👇
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@d0zie
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3 years
But why will a normal person slander Beyonce ? If your friend slanders Beyonce you really need to check that friendship. How can you be friends with people that don't have any good judgement
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