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There will be good days, there will be bad days. Always remember it when you're experiencing either.
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How you know men who never spend time with actual women:
That bra you've been wearing since the beginning of this lockdown, don't you think it's high time you changed it??
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lol I don't know but poverty isn't either so I'm doing what I gotta do.
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Who cares about what they find funny? Amapiano that Portable and Masterkraft created?
But seriously tho, Nigeria should leave their amapiano for them, they're not finding it funny even though we know it's bants
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If you set fishing net under third mainland and it traps only empty water bottles and other waste, do you take them home as fish?
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United fans compiling videos of Lukaku's poor touches is cruel. He's no Berbatov or Messi but every day he got on that pitch in a red shirt he fought for that badge, he really did. He rescued United in a lot of games too. Don't join hate propaganda for no reason.
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Our parents used ‘perambulate’ and ‘gallivant’ when they wanted to rebuke us about being out after 7pm. Yes, I used ‘rebuke’.
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First rule of dating in Lagos: if peace of mind is your thing then “Kings College to Unilag to U.K for Masters then back to Lekki living and Working” is not for you.
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For the first time ever, I accurately flipped my fried egg and it didn't disintegrate. Naturally, I've started a food blog. Pls subscribe xx
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Iwobi might have his gaffes but he's been crucial to the team's offense. His play from deep has helped Nigeria have rhythm. Even the second goal he set Calvin up for it. Nigeria has no attacking rhythm without him.
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They're usually not your opps. For every one person that ends up a media sensation like this, there are many others that go nowhere. They're trying to see you on a path where your chances are higher. Survivorship bias sha won't let you people see.
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Yes, it's disrespectful. A respectful rider won't enter at all. Respectful riders jog behind the car.
Do you think it’s disrespectful when a rider sits at the back seat leaving only the Uber driver in front? What do you think?
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yup. exactly why I don't rate movies that are not on udemy or coursera
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In my previous employment, my boss totally neglected his family for the secretary.
The day my boss fired her, the wife went to church that evening for Thanksgiving. She was in pain for 2 years. Firing her saved his marriage after they found out she was a schemer.
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House builders in Lagos really need to cut back on the indifference and actually care about the occupants of the houses they build. Why are houses super hot unless the AC is on? Why are some houses dark at 12 pm? Why??
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You people post a picture when you were 3 and another where you're 27 and swear it's glo up. you didn't expect to grow? Are you a stone?
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If only we scrutinized our politicians the way we scrutinize girls, our country would have really moved forward.
You see a girl on a Salary of less than 80k jumping from one expensive restaurant to another on the island. Who or what is funding that expensive lifestyle?
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*Me at U.S.A visa interview*
"Why do you want to travel to the U.S.A?
Me:
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Something I find interesting is that the more money most men make, the higher their desire for “shiny” babes. Those “if he gives me money for expensive wig, I’ll use it to start business” babes are really playing themselves by advertising to up & coming men that may abandon them
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Why are they donating money to her?
They're contributing money to her for one fundamental reason: she's "sticking it to feminism/woke crowd." The circumstances and actors don't really matter because it's an ideology battle. They know what they're rewarding. Let's keep watching.
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Everything in Lagos is sha uniform and I don’t understand why. All the interior designers get hailed for designing the exact same brown and white “Nordic” interior. Everyone has the same brown wood finish thing for their tv wall. Same oversized grey upholstered bed headboard etc
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I remember watching him say he'll do anything to ensure Mercy doesn't win. I also remember him clocking Ilebaye's victim game even before he fueled it. He may not be a fool, he may be the greatest opp of all time.
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Tega is acting like someone that believes fans are waiting. When she finds out she has even less than tolanibaj >>>>>>
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Nigeria needs to be more economically productive not just for the well-being of citizens but also to improve the quality of reasoning and discourse.
If you are a single lady hoping to get married one day, please avoid leg chain, waist bead and nose ring.
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Wherever you find yourself, remember that hard work is validated by results. Not your tiredness or your being so busy that you don't have time to breathe. Results.
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Meeting finished and Prince is still at the table. You can tell men that are not in happy marriages.
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Bikeman installed this carton flap to prevent people's butt cracks from being in the open when their shirt rolls up. Yet another Nigerian more useful than the president.
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Man was so faithful to his wife, he turned down a proposal from his girlfriend. After they'll swear Nigerian men are not faithful
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I noticed you forgot to signify the end this statement using a fullstop.
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This 2018, I think every young unmarried Nigerian should set up a gofundme so that when older people ask when you'll marry, you respond with the link.
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See what Beyonce's baby reveal picture would have looked like if she was Nigerian 😂
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Many Nigerian employers give you resumption and closing time but when you get up at closing time they start squeezing face like you stole from them loool
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The funniest part of Nigerian parents is training boys to have little or no responsibilities then start crying that only their daughters take care, call them etc as adults
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Neymar needs a C Ronaldo moment - the moment when you ask yourself if you want to be known as the skillful guy that everyone awws over or you want to lay claim to being the greatest. I don’t know what point that was for Ronaldo but when the change happened we noticed.
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The problem with "couple content" is that you will go from "we're just sharing our lives" to performing. Human relationships are complex and marriage might be the most complex of them all.
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They just granted bail to a fellow who wasn't arrested. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Moses Motoni is alive and was not arrested by SARS Operatives. He's being granted bail.
#ReformSARS
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Thanks. We didn't see the video well when Boris tweeted it.
Over the last 24 hrs I have developed mild symptoms & tested positive for coronavirus.
I am now self-isolating,but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.
Together we will beat this.
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Teacher: Eric Okafor use passive aggressive in a sentence
Eric Okafor: I can't
Teacher: It doesn't have to make sense, just try
Eric Okafor:
I think
#hallelujahchallenge
is some kind of passive aggressive competition that some christians came up with because Ramadan. My opinion!
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This culture of hammering from nothing is why the average Nigerian is a potential crook.
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"I love pasta, I make the meanest pasta" only to find out it's jollof dangote spaghetti🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Lmao that thread of red flags for babes 😆😆
Guys what are the red flags 🚩 you see that make you cancel babes?
Say your mind, I will protect you all
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isn't it better to steal phone from computer village and be sure what they're flogging you for?
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Companies will rate people who are outside with no solid track record above their own people who have worked to get them to a good level but wonder about and cry about employees having no loyalty.
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can I also vomit all the Nigerian food I've eaten since I was born to show commitment?
Your new job pay $1m monthly but you're not allowed to eat any Nigerian dish at all..No Jollof, Amala, EwaGoyin..nothing, Are you taking it?
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Kiss Daniel's performance is basically him letting the audience do all the singing, kinda like when a Nigerian girl "gets on top." The action will still come from under.
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Didn't think Phyno was this smart or had an idea what he represents. What a response!
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@levy_braide
maybe he doesn't have sisters or female cousins because anyone who does knows what it is
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If it's not Yoruba stew, it's not stew. If I felt like arguing I'd have greeted fellow debaters, judges and timekeeper.
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From being the coolest ever to being a chilled family man. I love love Naeto C. The coolest Nigerian musician ever.
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The one sure thing about Nigeria is this: Nigeria dey always clear everyone doubt. Your name is Gbenga and Nigeria go remind you.
All una yanga for Southern Nigeria go soon less. Just one week of zero food and cattle from the North, you will learn to be humble. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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when you manage withdraw 1k in this recession from the ATM and bank security men start hailing you chairman!!!
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lol nobody thought it's abroad. chill
This isn't ABROAD guys, this is THIRD-MAINLAND bridge in Lagos, Nigeria. A few hours ago, i took this with my IPHONE 6+ ( In a moving bus ).
It was the longest bridge in Africa until 1996 when the 6th October Bridge located in Cairo was completed.
#Docugraphy
Pls RT 🙏🏻
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One of the worst things about being a Nigerian living in Nigeria is the inevitable “they’ve tried” syndrome. You can run from it but you can’t run forever. Nepa will cut power and first thing you do is calculate how long power had been on for- if it was long enough, “they tried”
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Working at Flutterwave has been one of my best decisions ever. Grateful for every day and every new project. Grateful for having someone who genuinely loves you and wants you to blow. GB is just an unbelievably amazing boss.
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Lagos married men are the greatest. Lagos married men really post what they do/buy for their wife on social media to attract more women.
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forget these cooking arguments, marrying or dating babe that loves cooking can be stressful. you'll want ordinary indomie but no
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I hate that it takes "your wife, your sister or mom" scenarios for most Nigerian men to understand sexual crimes against women. It's sad.
If a Taxi driver had grabbed your wife's or daughter's breast, will you just "forgive and forget"?
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So why are all the dodo frowning like they're disappointed with your rice?
To the glory of God—and the eternal shame of bachelors, The Yomi Kazeem Jollof™ came alive once again today.
DM for my world-class recipe. We rise by lifting others.
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It's when I saw Peter Psquare's photo in that fishnet singlet I understood that it's not a choice for Igbo men. It's destiny
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Kanu spent 93 -2004 playing at Ajax, Inter and Arsenal winning Champions League, Prem, Fa, Eredivisie, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Cup etc
Mikel is the only Nigerian in the history of this country to play football at the very highest level consistently for many years.
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Lagos: come and rent luxury flat
Price: 10m per annum
Electronics in the house: Polystar
😳
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It’s how you people are minimizing the accusation of prostitution thrown at someone in a foreign country where it’s illegal sha. As if there’d have been no repercussions if it was picked up. Claim your bias, don’t form objective abeg.
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Always do the work. There’s no other way. Conditions won’t be perfect, you won’t always be adequately respected or remunerated but do the work always.
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I can't comment on the pandering accusation as I don't know him, but his statement is undeniably accurate. Recent news highlights a disturbing trend of men committing heinous acts against women. Anybody that cares about women as human beings should be worried.
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lol president not mouka foam
I Wish Nigerians Know Buhari’s Softer Side – Dabiri.
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United: we are the red devils
Bristol: Satan don fall for ground o march am march am
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Also, suffering doesn't necessarily mean it will end up great. Sometimes, suffering is just suffering. No upside.
Dear Nigerians, just because you didn't die doesn't make what you went through normal.
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Lieutenant Colonel Ben leading CAN Brigade Infantry Battalion during the dark ages
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"The Kyari you know vs The Kyari I Know" is now available on Netflix.
It's based on "true stories" by the usual suspects inserting themselves in the gist as per their normal M.O. What episode are you guys on?
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The bigger issue might be that political office is really seen as a reward by everyday people. It’s not a responsibility that requires the people who are best qualified. It’s just a reward for people they feel deserve it or deserve some compensation. We’re def not making it.
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The Kogi governor looks a lot like Rochas Okorocha. Not facially. They look alike in idiocy.
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IcePrince said Happy New Year and started singing Oleku in 2017. I'm struggling to process all of this.
#30BillionConcert
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But honestly, Davido >>>
Even when the other man was forming Yankee based, he stayed here, gave us jams, performed at shows, attended award shows and put young artists on
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Me as DSTV program manager:
New film never dey o, e be like una go watch Mission Impossible or Equalizer again o
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So if I return to my house to find my housekeeper spraying my perfume, the solution is to buy them the same because that’s what Nigerian men do? Where do I resign from being a Nigerian man?
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Every time I listen to particula, I just imagine what we'd have heard if Nigerian rappers took Nasty C's verse
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But when they took you to a house in South Africa instead of a house in Nigeria like White House or Bogobiri house, you didn’t protest - you were busy jumping. Humble jumping musician better keep quiet.
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Somebody is doing image washing and setting 😇
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They have intuition for every single thing about their man, his car and even his neighbors but never for what to buy for him. I pity you people that are explaining gifting to them.
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ok but guess who won't play even one corner kick at the next World Cup? 😊
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