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contraband is a no-no in prison
Should kids be able to order Uber Eats to school? An infuriated Georgia educator posted this pic on Facebook showing how much food was collected after ONE HOUR. He asks how can teachers teach when 1,000 students are randomly calling and meeting Uber on the street
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the word omelette implies the existence of some larger, more imposing ome
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has anything done as much damage to the free speech debate in this country as that dumbass xkcd comic has?
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me: *eating a carcass*
cop: oi mate, where's ya scavenging loicense?
me: *shows him my license*
cop: ah well, carrion then
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@JonathanWWolfe
@MaryJackalope
not sure why i made this but i did i don't even like star war
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but:
*20 minutes of uninterrupted screaming*
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remember when the internet routed around damage instead of centralizing it and giving it an IPO
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twitter is like a popular bar: you can only enjoy it drunk while trying furiously to tune out everyone there
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i never thought i'd say this, but watching the unyielding barrage of Institutions That Had Literally One Job Crumbling After The Slightest Load is getting a bit tiresome
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@JawnValjawn
@flyingmolotov
trick is to cook like a gourmet when you feel like and eat like a 9 year old left home alone for the rest of the days
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@JawnValjawn
@flyingmolotov
"huh, no more leftover duck confit."
*microwaves oscar mayer cheez hot dogs*
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hey
@British_Airways
i'm jazzed about the flight! also that's my photo, can i talk to someone about payment? always wanted to visit london
We're excited to launch the nonstop service between
#London
&
#Nashville
, USA from May 2018
#BAlovesNashville
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i think this is the first time i've seen my entire twitter timeline 100% in agreement on any issue ever
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friend at sportsmans grille was too shy to go say hi to john prine so i encouraged her in the name of getting a photo and he was characteristically a sweetheart
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*tweets a photo of a galaxy 2.5 million light years away that took 3 days to capture*: one person: "neat!"
*tweets a joke about the word omelette*: 8 million retweets, awarded nobel peace prize
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NASA astros visiting Starship SN11.
"Common goals, shared vision. NASA astronauts learning about the SpaceX Starship—one element in a growing worldwide field of deeper space exploration systems with sights on the moon and Mars."
Instagram link:
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eventually, when running a succesful SAAS company, your UI/UX and designers will come to you proposing a redesign. that's when you fire them all.
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the most eye-opening part of this pandemic is after over a year and a half of abject flailing and failure, watching people still be like "well, the CDC says.."
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quarantine is rough but take this opportunity to develop a new skill. i'm learning to cook, for example
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I'm not a branding expert but if I was an astronaut literally about to be shot into space, the name "Demo-2" would not be inspiring confidence
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dang man
Dec 17, 1903. It's been 114 years since Wright Brothers 1st powered flight. I met Orville - he was impressed we broke the sound barrier just 44 yrs later.
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the thing i like most about bitcoin .. is how mad it makes people. that's it's true value
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how the hell do people use laptops all day? this is an ergonomic nightmare
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has anyone attempted to explain the phenomenon of huge companies with popular products whose frontend/UI team literally ruin it?
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watching the FAA try to shut down a spaceship test, the institutional finance industry try to shut down the stock market, and the CDC try to shut down humanity. normal thursday
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twitter.verified.official.official2.psd.psd2.2.psd.pdf
A lot of folks have asked about how you'll be able to distinguish between
@TwitterBlue
subscribers with blue checkmarks and accounts that are verified as official, which is why we’re introducing the “Official" label to select accounts when we launch.
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yesterday my lyft driver pulled up blasting wu tang and i heard him lower the volume and switch it to NPR when i walked up :(
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@LauraCreekmore
@manifold
when i read that at first i thought it was gonna be accusatory about how the lack of crossword killed him
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remember 6 months ago when the FDA and CDC were joining forces to combat the encroaching threat of nicotine vaping heheh
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can you describe your banking account and routing number as boringly as possible
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i've had a "getting started with urbit" tab open for around 7 months now
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broke: preparing a diverse portfolio of investments for retirement
woke: accumulating a diverse variety of items to keep on your person for when someone 5 millenia from now is carefully extricating your bog body
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everyone with these Very Mad hot takes about the spacex launch should be forced to go back in time and explain them to their 9 year old selves until they realize what a massive toolbag they've become
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there are a lot of great
@EconTalker
episodes obviously, but occasionally one comes along that is a must-listen. if you're not aware of how completely insane our healthcare system is, you might want to sit down
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@blue_traveler
@nntaleb
i don't understand any of this so i'm just gonna assume it's a sick burn
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I saved this photo from the newschannel5 webcam at the time cus I was like "holy shit there are a lot of people downtown" -- fan fair 2005
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public art is the ultimate government flex.
"lol yea we spent a combined $1M on these things that literally hurt to look at. what are you gonna do about it? that's what i thought: nothing."
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@warm_horizons
@qorprate
@coldhealing
gargamel sacrificed surfs off the cliffs into lake peyto for years resulting in its characteristic blue hue
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it's been about a year since i started messing around with astrophotography -- so here, enjoy my first attempt at the andromeda galaxy (M31) and my most recent
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The year is 2024. My daughter (9) presents me with a can of beans.
The Twitter Parenting Oversight Committee looks on as I break into a cold sweat.
I always knew this day would come.
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to anyone doubting how far nashville's downtown riverfront has come, i give you this photo I took in 2008 vs one taken yesterday
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don't use glass or marble cutting boards because they will dull your knives and also because if the sound and feel of a knife blade on glass isn't off-putting to you you're a psychopath and should be serial killing, not cooking
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someone posted this as i was literally dumping cumin into a marinade gleefully from a giant 2 quart container
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"how can we defeat nazis"
"well, road to serfdom is a pretty good capsule summary of the rise o--"
"i'm gonna punch people"
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I'm not a design or marketing expert but it feels like "jar made from" might should be a lot bigger here
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remember that time humanity developed a safer healthier alternative to smoking tobacco and we ridiculed and banned it
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wow. HUGE upset. the furrow spider arrived very cranky, drove off the yellow garden spider and then straight up ate its web
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many people don't know this, but in addition to being angry, you can also use the internet to have fun
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i'm doing this. 1 like 1 no-response. i will not respond for every like. if you ask me something about a specific topic or a question, i will also not respond
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