Jack Nicholson, his arm clad in the crustiest sea salt, held aloft a Marlboro from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Jambus, was to smoke it.

@St_Rev True.

@eris_nerung Doing God's work by posting the lewds that He can't.

@FromKulak Which one are we talking about here?

@turrible_tao Seeing potential for an extremely legalistic murder versus suicide debate here.

@cwage

@turrible_tao "Ontologically" is a pretty big word for a retard.

Protein makes the physical pain go away. Carbs make the emotional pain go away.

@AJax1729 I have some pressure to do that already because of family stuff.

@leepavelich Good UI.

@dominbydigdug BRB. Need to become a co-author of the Iliad with Homer.

@aelfred_D I mistakenly read Pope's translation first. I will never criticize anyone's choice of translation.

You would be less worried about AI alignment if you simply listened to the Bible in a Year podcast.

@aelfred_D Will you return the body to his father?

@default_friend I am out of ideas then.

@Porter97977215 @punishedkomrade And then somehow end up writing essays defending the most embarrassing aspects of leftism.

@default_friend Skipped it and went straight to college as a kid. You caught me.

@Anna_Swir Which cryptid is this?