It’s way too early, surely?

Worldwide power outage. See how quickly companies suddenly start accepting cash again till it’s sorted. Lesson to be learnt.

What I’d give to know what @NeilDiamond thinks of my version of his song. Is there anyone that could maybe play it to him? Katie maybe?

‘THE BANK’, LOCKSBOTTOM. Thrilled to announce shows in 2024. Due to the incredible success of my sold out nights every Friday & Saturday we’re continuing all of next year + Valentines Night, Mother’s Day, every Thurs in December, Xmas Eve & NYE Book early as the evening gets full

ATTTENTION:ATTENTION:ATTENTION Well ladies & gentlemen, it’s time for me to call in some massive favours from you all. Today my new single “Happy Place” (co-written with Danny Kirsch) is released on UNIQ records stream or add to your playlist. Enjoy

@AlGreen165 You called it. Still won F-all.

⁦@HKane⁩ best of luck sir.

@valliantuk @DandG_UK Absolutely shocking service by these two scam companies. Valliant sold me a D&G policy only to cancel it after an engineer deemed a 7 yr old Valliant boiler “beyond economical repair”

@daveyagrant Give them an Ince and they take a Moyes

@theJeremyVine @iainlee Iain is in my opinion one of the greatest talented presenters out there. I wish he was back on mainstream radio so I could listen in my car. I’ve never cried with laughter so much than when he was on LBC. A very kind man indeed.

@Wesley_James Hi Wesley I’m not with them anymore. Was our of contract and cancelled all services when I sold my previous home. Currently residing at folks while new home is decorated so not committed to anyone yet.

@MartinSLewis @CornwallInsight I’m moving in to a new house and can choose any gas/elec supplier I want. It’s currently supplied by e:on. Who should I go with??

@O2 had the most disgusting experience with your store manager at Romford Liberty shopping centre. What a vile creature you’ve employed to represent your company. The rest of the staff are very nice but your store manager needs to be sent back for training. He’s a real liability.

@MartinSLewis hi there, hope you can help. About to move in to a new home. Have no idea which are the best service providers to sign up to. Was with utility warehouse before for gas/elec/broadband/landline. I have the freedom to choose who I like.

I’ve lost count how many time times I’ve said “omg you’re so sh*t Doherty!” #TOTWHU

@martinkelner the 7 year STITCH