martin kelner
@martinkelner
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On TalkSport, 1 - 6am, Sat & Sun Talking to insomniacs, Malaysians, & elderly gentlemen who combine prostate issues with ownership of a digital radio.
Royal borough of wakefield, UK
Joined January 2009
RT @MmsCritchley: @martinkelner I am so glad that someone else thinks that these hangers were designed by Satan himself ! 😈
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In safe hands!
💥 BACK TONIGHT FROM 0100💥 📝 In for @martinkelner 🤝🏻 Alongside @StuartArmour ⚽️🏉🏏🎬🗣️Plenty going on. 📡📻🎚️Join us on @talkSPORT 🕰️0100-0500
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Hello hotel industry. Quick question: who the hell’s stealing coat hangers? Do you really have to give us these pain-in-the-ass coat hangers. #campaignforrealfuckinghangers
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On the credit side, you’ve been on a hell of a good run Tony, so our contributions to Denise Coates’s second swimming pool, spa centre, & underground cinema have been minimal of late
@martinkelner It’s a f*****g good laugh though Martin 😂😂
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Horses eh? Some of them don’t even know they’re in a race
@TonyMacRacing @martinkelner @talkSPORT @sweirz @GedMills Fucking useless ruined my Lucky 15, Melos & Lord of Thunder. Tx
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It’s not an exact science. As we always warn our 3.7 million listeners, the value of investments can go down as well as up.
It’s five past four, I can report all selections have finally passed the line and are back in their boxes. Apparently Fiercely Proud, turned round to his jockey and said I don’t know why you are using the whip there’s nobody behind us. @martinkelner
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Good luck!
Great to speak to @martinkelner on @talkSPORT EW Double 1.50 Newbury 4pl Up For Parol 6/1 The Four Sixes 25/1 3.35 Newbury 4pl Fiercely Proud 16/1 Our Champ 40/1 @sweirz
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RT @scratchingshed2: No round 3 cup surprises yet, record attendances, Salford saved, celebrity endorsements & #rugbyleague cool + reviews…
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RT @mccaffepj: @martinkelner “You lot are more Joke Box Jury than Juke Box Jury. Not one of you is Special, certainly not 6-5 Special��… #On…
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‘Top of the flops this is, Never mind Top of the pops.’ Lord Sugar on @bbcapprentice, the Oscar Wilde de nos jours.
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RT @nigetassell: I've said it before, but this was definitely the name of a Sixties 'It Girl'.
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@seaningle @FightingTalk316 Thank you Sean. All good thanks. Hope you’re well too. Martha sends her best.
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@slinkywong @FightingTalk316 Totally. I knew I'd more or less run out of relevant topics when I sat down in front of either programme with pen and paper. If I search through my archive with the word 'Iditarod,' it confirms it.
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Referenced the late David Duffield, Eurosport cycling commentator on @FightingTalk316 on Saturday. Here's one of the pieces I wrote about him in the glory days..
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1am @talkSPORT #gamblersfilmclub Any Each Way But Loose, The Odds Couple, The Magnificent ITV Seven, Tote Recall, All About Evens, The Men Who Stare At Totes, Good Morning Cheltenham
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