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lol. The bots are having a hard time with “skull and bones” around here haha. Thinking we talking about a video game lol
#MardiGras2024
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Sad news. Shame on the owner and the new leasers of the old Tujagues building! Completely gutted it. They busted up and tossed the oldest stand up bar in the U.S. in the dumpster!🤦🏾♂️
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So my day wasn’t bad at all. Had a sighting of the Westbank Rod Stewart at Taco Bell in Belle Chasse 🙌🏽
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Just charged Mitch Landrieu for food. No freebies for you sir !!
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Dragged Momma out to Muses 🙌🏽❤️🔥. Long time dream came true to get her back here 🥰. Holla if ya see me!! 🙌🏽
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Some highlights. Absolutely gorgeous!! Was kinda chilly tho 🥶
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So hard to believe these beautiful costumes get destroyed afterwards😫😢🥺
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The only room in my house without windows is my pantry. Just my luck the house will collapse on me and when they find my body they gonna think my fat ass was stone cold munching to the end 😕
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Well I did it! This adhd kid that grew up in multiple low income apartments all over, even lived in the Salvation Army on Magazine st. at some point clawed my way up post bad divorce … I am a home owner once again! Last payment in 2052 😳🤦🏽♂️😂
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As the sun rises, so does the Errol from his long deep slumber. Soon, he will shuffle while whistling “If ever I cease to love” to the Sheraton Ball Room to utter an occasional racial flub….with endearing charm of course.
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Brah! I could go for some Mama Rosa’s pizza! Anyone remember that place on N. Rampart? Starvin
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The insane part of this is we knew it was coming but there is literally NOTHING we can do to prepare. Nothing. So sorry for everyone that lost anything tonight.
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Who woulda known this seemingly feeble woman is a hell of a bead and cup catcher?!🤷🏾♂️😆💜💚💛
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So
#nolatwitter
, next Carnival, let’s pick atleast one parade to make a huge group Tweetup. I missed a bunch of yall I normally see and not really sure where the hot spot is. We can even fly a flag like Jazzfest. Do we have a sigil? Oh a potluck!
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Taking a break in the Blues Tent. Whew it sho did warm up!!! I did get to run into a friendly face earlier before we both split up to knock down our JF food list 🙌🏽!!🔥
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Inconsistent woman. Too cold for parade BUT not too cold to sit outside , watch vintage Price Is Right whilst drinking a peanut butter shake 🤦🏾♂️🤪
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I just love cruising thru old Algiers. Reminds me of my childhood running around on my Mongoose ❤️
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Momma is back. That means I gotta get used to non stop Univision 😓😁
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Ah, good ol Terrytown, La.
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My Mom and Dad. He was Duke of Choctaw 1977 & 78 in these pics 💜💚💛
#kreweofchoctaw
#nolamardigras
#goodtimes
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You can’t miss me ya heard ?! I’m 1/2 block down from Prytania on NG. Chili dogs ya heard.
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Moving day tomorrow for Momma. Been a long road getting her back here and I gotta tell ya , I’m exhausted but overjoyed that I can take care of her properly ❤️.
#onlygetonemomma
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I’m in front of Henry’s and Xavier Prep if anyone is out and about. Or needs a quick snack 🙌🏽🥰💜💚💛. Mixing it up
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Whew! So happy the price dropped !! $2.50 a lb at Salvos Still not the price when I started boiling 30 years ago (.49 a lb!) but better than $14
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The High Queen Commander has cast her die and rolled a 75*. The thermostat war has begun on the Westbank 🥵
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Goodness. I could go on and on with these pics. Amazing!! I stopped at two War Punches also. So I can remain useful for home repairs later haha
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Lucky Daddy today. Surrounded by two beautiful women! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Rehearsal dinner happening. One more free night. The big day is tomorrow!!!
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Turned my phone back on. It’s done. Im hitched ❤️. Well underway.
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OMG! My baby turns 18 tomorrow❤️❤️❤️ 😢
It happened so fast. Think I’ll have a few drinks and reflect on time passing ❤️🔥
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I suckered the other daughter into coming to the parades with me finally lol. NOMTOC
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I’m gonna beat my own drum today since I don’t display pride in myself enough 😅. Made 20 years at my job today! Huge milestone not getting fired !! Since I just bought a house last year, they are gonna be stuck with me for 20 more! 😅🤩Go me!
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Here is the time of Carnival when I’m questioning the effort. The dirty clothes starts piling up. Beads and bullshit that get dragged in and dropped. The Christmas tree that is still up. The sooner I get on the route, the sooner I am rewarded for my seemingly misguided goals
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Bring on the Nefertiti ! Been too long since I that in my life !!!💜💚💛. Im on Lake Forest a block from Read 🤩
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Happy New Years to all my frands! One more good one of my and my pride and joy ❤️🥰
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Slinging some serious amounts of Cochon de lait!! Come git ya some!! Say hi to ya boy ❤️
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Big day today! Huge help from my Heavenly Dad, he watched over my girl with her first wreck that totaled her first car but thanks to family , a too sweet used car became available. After 7 weeks she just got her freedom back today!! Happy baby indeed!
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Like Pokémon, I collected another Twitter friend! 3D printing related. Also beer🙌🏽.
@JasonCarpentier
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Work all day and come home and boil for my neph 🥰. Big 12🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽.
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Damn I hang on to news papers for crawfish boils a little too long huh? Makes for interesting reading while waiting tho 🍻
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A year ago I finally bent the knee and asked this awesome woman to marry my broken ass. Witnessed by friends and fam Covid drive by style lol. 6 months from now I get a second chance to give someone my everything. I don’t often share this but I’m happy to today!
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Well my Mom bailed on me last min for Nefertiti 😑. Too cold for her so it’s an afternoon at home. Not that bad after all with Rosie kisses 😘
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The cool olds on the route. St. Charles @ Milan riverside intersection
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Catching the last day out chere🙌🏽. Now how bout that hot sausage poboy in the heat ? Lol
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This brown boy is whooped. Didn’t get everything because I couldn’t push the lift into back yard. Another day but I’m proud anyways 🙌🏽
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Please please oh air traffic gods. Dont cancel my flight in the morning. This guy is moving my Momma back here from El Paso and I need to get back here before the next arctic blast. Also in time for Chewbacchus 🤓. Wish me luck yall!!
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Thanks to my panic buying plywood yesterday , it’s turning. You’re welcome. I’m about to wash my whip too. 😅
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My chest hurts from all this bullshit. Angry kids striking out and killing innocents from lack of opportunity and poverty, trauma of experienced trauma and whiteness trauma… bad weather, war and just plain ol heartache. That’s all I got to say. Wake me when it’s over.
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I am not hating that the parade tracker was wrong that KA didn’t have 66 floats. Whew!🙌🏽🤩. This brown boy is whooped , sunburnt and chapped lips. And buzzed AF😂🤪💜💚💛
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I hate being “that guy” posting sad depressing shit but I definitely feel like a loser that has crashed and burned. It’s a lot of different things going on at once. Some my doing and some beyond my control. I’m ready to run,disappear. This is me shouting into the ether. Fuck it
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The fancy times are in full swing ❤️🔥. Brought my youngest to the work Christmas dinner🙌🏽💕❤️🔥. Have to show her off🥰
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PSA. You can renew your drivers license via LA Wallet app 🙌🏽🙌🏽. Mine came in within a week. I’m feeling on top of my game at the moment
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For a few reasons today I’m feeling old , this is the best reason right here….my oldest is 20 today!🥰🥺❤️
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Afternoon pina coladas and grilling. Happy Fathers Day to all the awesome parents !!
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Good Lort KdV is moving fast fast!!!!! Oh look! Hunny bunny 🥰
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Stopping for a quick drank at Toulouse dive bar then back to my endless walk ahahaha.
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