Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody
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Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club.
New Orleans, LA
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For anyone not from New Orleans or those who aren't walking distance to parade routes, this is the Mardi Gras you don't see.
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If Nola should have known to cancel Mardi Gras, then everyone who came from out of town should have known not to come.
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Clemson's mascot looks like a throw from the truck parade.
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Walking through Publix and resisting the urge to say "Hi fellow evacuee" to everyone wearing a mask.
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And here we see the New Orleans waste receptacle in its natural habitat, gently floating down the River Prieur.
#nolawx
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Nola street work logic:
Monday: Put out cones with no parking signs
Tuesday-Friday: Do nothing
Saturday: Start jackhammer work at 7 a.m.
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I don't need the internet to vacuum. Thanks
@CoxComm
for the opportunity to get my house clean.
#coxoutage
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Napoleon riverbound down to one lane by Ochsner due to a dude taking a nap in the right lane.
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Y'all.... I am speechless on this one. 💜💚💛
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So these arrived. Now, the Popeye's ensemble is really complete.
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If you have Waze and are not using the Chalmette/Hey Brah voice, you ain't traveling right.
#HookALeft
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Downsides of working for a company based not in New Orleans:
1. No Mardi Gras holiday off
2. "There's glitter on your face" on every Teams call.
3. No one else is unproductive, exhausted, wearing yesterday's makeup, hungover and surviving on the King Cake and Popeye's diet.
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Maybe New Orleans drivers aren't that bad; they're just getting mixed signals.
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Gov. Huey P. Longbody and Fetchbone Shorty
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Ya know, I was just contemplating committing a violent crime and then I saw this sign and changed my mind.
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Nola first world problem. Got a big promotion at work. New role starts the week of deep Mardi Gras.
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I can't think of a better way to wrap up the carnival season than roasting
#RexComus
with my
#nolatwitter
friends while snuggling with Gov. Huey as he tears the diaper off an Iris baby.
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I am absolutely heartbroken. We lost our precious Sir Harry last night to a sudden immune disease. He fought hard for nearly a week, but in true Harry style, he decided it was his time. We crammed a lot of fun into his 6 short years, and I'm blessed to have been there with him.
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If WYES would sell a hoodie or t-shirt that said
#RexComus
, they wouldn't have to ask for donations.
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New salt and pepper shakers arrived just in time for Thanksgiving.
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Just picked up a very drunk Buzzard, about to pick up a butt-ton of Domino's and settle in for
#RexComus
fun.
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This is not a buggy belonging to college kids. This is a buggy belonging to 2 40-somethings trying to mitigate potential deep Mardi Gras hangovers.
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My 8-year-old niece has been taking art lessons. She gifted her "prize pelican" to me.
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MIL: I wish there wasn't New Orleans all over every shirt.
Fleurty Girl Employee: Well you're in the wrong city.
#InLawUpdates
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I think some kind of Forrest Gump moment happened outside the Walgreens on Napoleon.
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So this beauty just arrived. Hoping for at least one sweater weather day of Mardi Gras since it's not happening for Christmas.
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Of course Colonel Sanders is my date for the night!
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Measuring my Crescent City Classic success not by time but by how many dogs I petted and how much I drank along the route. Which means I won.
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You're looking at the host of an impromptu neighborhood hurricane party. As any reputable Governor should do.
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Timeline cleanse: Puppy Huey containment
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Caesar's is missing an opportunity by not putting "When will the dangling traffic light on Napoleon fall?" as a bonus in the sports betting app.
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We took family photos a few weeks ago and the Governor stole the shoot.
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Walks into bathroom to find girls talking about wishing they had face glitter.
Me: "I have plenty" and proceeds to apply.
Another girl walks in.
Me: Do you need glitter too?
Girl: No, I'm just here to do cocaine.
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Got a cool view of the Causeway under the full moon on my flight home.
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They may take away our bars, but they will never take away our fridge!
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The only thing left is the potato masher. I survived. Thank you all for your unwaivering support and shared laughter and eye rolls over the past four days. Final
#InLawUpdates
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Made my first shoe at a Craft Culture class today!!! 🤞 it's the first of many!
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BIL slept in his car. He decided to go to the bar after MIL went to bed and couldn't grasp the concept of how to open a sticky New Orleans house door.
#InLawUpdates
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Seven years ago today, he put a ring on it. At Red Rocks. Just before seeing Joe Walsh and Tom Petty.
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What a dick! I'm sure firemen would heed the warning as well should they need that hydrant.
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#NolaTwitter
need your help in locating this girl's owner. Found at Prytania and Josephine around 9:30 this morning. No collar/tags, not chipped.
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We have a sister city in Japan? Does Teedy know? Cause she does now and that trip is definitely coming.
#rexcomus
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Stones at JazzFest... Meh.
Big Freedia with the Philharmonic tonight....
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Walking around with the Governor on my back.
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Everyone is still asleep. I'm drinking champagne and making pigs in a blanket. The Governor is watching
@WWLTV
. It's the calm before the storm.
#InLawUpdates
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Rewatching King of the Hill and the "Beer Can Named Desire" (Season 4, Episode 6) just hits differently after living in New Orleans more than 10 years.
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Rain run, no problem. But the third flash of lightning before the thunder that popped the transformer a block away is what led me to church. 😂
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I generally shy away from posting medical-related things, but my new psychiatrist is an absolute angel. With her and finally finding the right therapist, my mental health is finally heading to a great place.
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My under eye concealer is getting thicker and thicker as the days progress. And my attire has reached softball coach level. (Note: I never even played softball.)
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I got gas without incident today. Anywhere else that wouldn't be worth a tweet.
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