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Boy has the world at his feet, makes a WC semi final, UCL final and 2x POTY before he falls off and gets consumed by his own demons. Takes accountability, refuses to blame anyone or anything else, keeps his head down and comes back for one last dance.
Scriptwriters PLEASE I beg
🗣️ Dele Alli to Sky. "I have a reminder on my phone every single day at eleven o'clock that says "World Cup 2026". That's my aim. That's my level."
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Bit grim the club haven’t just paid for it tbh
This is so sad. West Ham U14 academy goalkeeper Oscar Fairs is currently fighting against a rare brain cancer.
He’s been at the club since the age of six and is a lifelong fan & season ticket holder. He dreams of reaching the first team and playing for them one day. No one
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These are the 3 best goalkeeper names of all time.
Congratulations Son. We’re all so proud of you. Have a great week.⚽️❤️
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Eni Aluko: “England can play two 10s and let them drop off in tandem”
Everyone: “booo stupid bint😡”
Rio Ferdinand: “THAT WOT E DUZ BRUVVA BALON DOR BALON DOR BALDON DOR”
Everyone: “yur W bro cook”
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@Thomas_dcfc1
It would cost them absolutely fuck all and would also be a statement to any other kid at the club that you’ll be looked after. Unfathomable tbh.
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@ehimen_junior
Yeah I mean I did it purposely as speaking from a footballing perspective but it certainly adds to the point, he’s been through the ringer and looks determined to have one last proper crack before giving it up. Really hope it works for him.
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@JameswhufcJones
@psycho_clark
Couldn’t care less but googled every signing he’s ever made along with the price tag?
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@Puffin_CPFC
“You can do it, gotta pull your body out”
Yeah thanks love no one had considered that😭😭😭
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@JoshBHA_
@S4M1DOT
“Country and group” are not equittable. You’ve just claimed an entire nation wants a race of people to disappear, which is dangerously untrue. Might also surprise you to learn that Hamas was literally founded and funded by Israel, as confirmed by two former Israeli presidents.
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@halfofame1
Bit weird you’re that upset about me saying that businesses should look after their own but okay pal
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Domino’s with better ball knowledge than 90% of twitter
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Arteta is an exceptional coach but beyond that there is literally nothing likeable about him.
- Insults officials
- Insults rival managers’ dead family
- Plays a rapist
- Moans 24/7
Just fuck off to Barcelona
Sérgio Conceição:
“Mikel Arteta turned to the bench during the game and insulted my family in Spanish. At the end, I told him that the person he insulted is no longer among us.
Let him worry about training his team, which has more than enough quality to play a lot better."
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@TruthPharmacist
“Truth Pharmacist” Tate fan good lord above if there was ever an advert for what a lack of parental love leads to you are it my friend.
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@Louantkie
@AlbertS1885
@MarkBirch1988
@Askan39
What does any of that have to do with the fact that prevalance of physical injuries is increasing in line with 60 game seasons? Where did he say he doesn’t live a life of luxury? Very weird response
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Give him a compass and a red bull and he’d find Madeline McCann within 60 minutes. Guy works harder than Macca ever did what a legend.
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Palace January transfer wishlist
In:
Ward extension
Schlupp extension
Article about the new stand
Out:
Olise (Chelsea £30m)
Johnstone (Wolves £8m)
Rak-Sakyi loan declined on deadline day
😍😍😍
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I would like £130m and a Fanta Lite please brev
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@mfcgeorge7
@YapiYapo1052
@BrianStark3ER
@CasualChaps
Hmm, do you blame girls for getting assaulted because they’re wearing a revealing dress “like slags do” or is it just children being assaulted you have a kink for ya weird fuck?
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@merklm4o
@barryhoweNUFC
Brother. We are South London and Farage can’t show his mug at our gaff anymore because he gets bullied out. Tories?😭😭😭
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Look what this club does to people, praying for Pardew on the eve of 2024😭
I’ve mentioned many a times how im against Cooper being Palace manager, that’s both a gut feeling and in general.
Pardew on a 5 month contract; keeps us up and then we take the interviewing process serious in the summer - more time and candidates, reassure ourselves.
#CPFC
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All the therapy in the world is not as good for my mental health as this lil austrian chap and all his clever friends.
🇦🇹 Oliver Glasner: "Michael [Angerschmid] and Ronald [Brunmayr], they were with me in Frankfurt also. They're responsible for set pieces, set plays."
Sounds like we've got a new set piece team ✅
#CPFC
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@Yothatscrazypod
We have free healthcare in a depleted NHS. This poor lad needs a treatment that is too expensive for the NHS to provide. No need for political point scoring tbh mate.
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Lewis Dunk has now made more errors leading to goals for England in 4 games (4) than Marc Guehi has made in his ENTIRE PREMIER LEAGUE CAREER (2)
ENGLAND’S GREATEST DEFENDER🔥🏴
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“We should sell Eze”
“Take £40m and run”
“Only turns up against Sheffield”
“Can’t finish”
“Can’t beat a man anymore”
“He’s washed”
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Ahem. I told you.
ITK arc confirmed🔥
This is going to backfire severely probably but one of the grounds staff has told me that Ryan Sessegnon graphics are plastered over a load of monitors at Copers Cope.
(FWIW I have met this guy twice ever)
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*David Ozoh comes off the bench*
Match going Palace da: “is that Francker or Racky-Sack?”
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We will never hear Hodgson call out Schlupp completing 27% of his passes or 1/7 dribbles but he’s happy to call out a 19 year old for trying to play with the freedom that got him here.
What is the logic behind these very deliberate and consistent choices???
Roy Hodgson said of Wharton: “He showed why we’ve bought him. It was a baptism of fire. He lost the ball in midfield trying to turn with it which led to a third goal, but apart from that, the rest of his performance was good I thought, and he will get better and better.”
#CPFC
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Maximum of 4 GCSEs between them and none of them will be History.
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How many goal contributions for England in knockout football do Brighton have?
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@FraudspurFC
@r0hanF
@jaspberry847
@GraceOnFootball
Spot on, they’re all sheep. They’re moaning because they were told to. No one kicked off over ANY of these.
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I know people will debate whether he was as good as us Palace fans know he was, but I will never hear that there’s been a better or more iconic “other 14” forward in the last 20-odd years. Had a job and did it better than anyone could have imagined.
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@ehimen_junior
Also nice to see fans on the continent wanting him to do well as much as us England fans! Everyone loves a good comeback kid!
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Literally a completely normal looking fella the incels need to be stopped man
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Hate this guy man.
Got a raging sex offender in Partey and an unhinged verbal diarrhea obsessive in Zinchenko in your squad and you’re focusing on this?
If an Arsenal player did this you’d call it “pashun” ffs.
Always been a nasty bloke has Kane
The fact he’s still trophyless can only be karma
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Hang on didn’t they sack this bloke literally 3 days ago?
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@Rickythekid23
@Thespacedaddy1
@EragonAuditore
@modusTollens925
No he didn’t. This is worrying considering how easily accessible the information is. Racist or just thick?
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Siri, show me “unemployed”
St George’s Day 😍
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Gallagher seeing a 327th missed call from Parish at 10am this morning.
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@merklm4o
@barryhoweNUFC
Sorry didnt know electing the Labour mayor again makes us Tories😭😭😭 (sensational bait btw my head skipped Mars and went straight to Saturn)
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“Are Isak and Olise good enough for Arsenal” lmao they’d be your two best attackers by a distance.
@EduardoHagn
@ed_aarons
Is Alexander Isak good enough for Arsenal ? No sure about Michael Olise either? Can we not get someone really top top striker for once since i don't know for how long.
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@samsamsamsam92
@Joel_CP_70
has informed me that “Jed Ward” is also a development keeper we are very blessed
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Rightly or wrongly Vieira:
1) Killed Ebs
2) Crushed the little confidence Eddy had
3) Didn’t get the best out of Wilf
4) Rotated the entire front line out of position
He had some excellent moments and deserves respect for his first season - but “perfect leader”?
Patrick Vieira was an absolutely perfect leader for Palace and the fans. He represented us so well.
Roy has done much more for us, but he’s not the same figurehead Vieira was. Has a HUGE impact on fans when a manager says the things he says
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How will anyone compete soon?
Mateta - wibblywobbly target man
Eze/Olise - simultaneous dribblybois
Hughes - woof-woof-cruncher
Henderson - inverted nonce
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@Dave_Winbod
I think that’s Mark Gwayhee. No idea who he is but Sam Matterface commentates on him all the time!
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when you lie to your parents so much about all the work you've supposedly done that you start believing yourself
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@charedsausage
Between him, several seasons of Roy and Southgate ball, I can’t believe I’m not 46 yet.
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Put then pen on the paper Jesse you bully
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Stole our badge, stole our nickname and now they’re stealing our post 60mins memes as well we are massive
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@AmarTime3
All the bullying must have done wonders for his strength of character. Bet he’s “determined” on FM
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Off the top of my head before my first coffee:
Rooney
Bale
Saka
Olise
Foden
Sterling
Trent
Fowler
Owen (already a Balon D’or winner)
Beckham
Gerrard
Scholes
Shaw
Smith
Anelka
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Cole x2
Fabregas
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Duff
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I like Palmer but this is ass
The EPL has not ever witnessed a 21 year old better than Cole Palmer.
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This man brings down the 6 degrees of separation to just 1 he has met everyone and I respect it
Our magican🪄 trained until the latest and is 100% prepared to cut down the forest😈
#CPFC
#Crystalpalace
#eze
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@OriginalPrinceJ
Do you know him? No
Do you know his dad? No
Did he do an interview where he said it’s his responsibility and he isn’t interested in blaming circumstances? Yes
Off you go!
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Signing for 3 clubs is just a bit desperate tbh
🚨 JUST IN:
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is most likely to leave Leicester for Brighton, Fulham and Brentford.
Leicester may be forced to sell Hamza Choudhury, Sammy Braybrooke and Ben Nelson
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@MailSport
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@Danlivermore4
@NorrisSZN__
Icl man outside of people who are borderline obsessed with the game, he’s very popular. Enough for every broadcaster to think it’s worth having him on every final and European night. It shocks me what NPCs think of him😭
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Ronnie Edwards is to Crystal Palace what Julian Draxler was to Arsenal from 2012-2017.
🔴🔵 Summer 24’ Transfer Window
M. Lacroix £30m
R. Edwards £7.5m
Ben Johnson Free
Archie brown £15m
Wilfred Ndidi Free
Philogene £25m
Ademola Lookman £35m
Batista Mendy £15m
Guehi + Edouard = £65-75m
#CPFC
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@MwepuMagic
Perhaps not, but this will always be Yannick😉
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1. We vetoed ESR
2. We vetoed Sessegnon
3. Casual fan litmus test failure
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@JazzzzMan20
I love my FM boys more than my own family. I will be there when Tommy Setford takes the England gloves🤣
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This is going to backfire severely probably but one of the grounds staff has told me that Ryan Sessegnon graphics are plastered over a load of monitors at Copers Cope.
(FWIW I have met this guy twice ever)
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@carefree_al
@sportbible
Were you living under a rock? Pogba was slandered by pundits, journos and fans alike that all fail to understand how the market functions, the price tag is irrelevant outisde the context of other moves within a window, he also had homegrown status which inflates the price further
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“Market value: £301k”
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“Vieira was unfairly sacked because Roy’s struggled as well”
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🏆: Lerma
❌: Hodgson
💪: Ronaldo Luiz Nazario de Mateta
👏: Mitchell (every year)
👕: Wharton
Football fans, reply this with your club's
🏆 Player of the Season:
�� Flop of the Season:
💪 Most Improved Player:
👏 Unsung Hero:
👕 Signing of the Season:
Let's go 🙂
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Haha man whose CV was rejected by the entire continent ‘chooses’ to stay put.
Roberto De Zerbi is 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐭 at Brighton 🤝
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@DonkeyK42527351
@Gunnersc0m
Arrogant? Lol he was patiently waiting on the bench watching Ayew start on the right for the first half of the season and didn’t complain once, just kept his head down and proved his quality every time he came on. What made you say this?
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Nah this has me fuming. I was more critical of Hodgson than just about anyone, but to suggest him being taken ill was some sort of cover up is grossly insensitive. What’s with the inverted commas here
@BBCSport
???
For all his flaws he wasn’t a coward pretending to be sick.
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