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Chelsea Fan || Software Developer
Joined February 2018
@CFC_Janty Why does Messi need to do a knee slide celebration when Ronaldo can help him do it?
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First, a pencil to kill someone, now a book. John Wick steadily proving that Education is indeed powerful.
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Wizkid performing essence live in Abuja. Sighs, Big Wiz too sabi abeg. 😭😭😭😭
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When you watch Andrey Santos in the midfield, you forget that he is a very young player. Man hasn’t put a foot wrong so far in this preseason. He deserves a place at Chelsea. DO NOT LOAN HIM OUT
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@Wizarab10 The very first thing he should do is to break up with the girl and block her and every member of her family on social media. When the young guy was lending money to her brother and her mother for surgery, she trusted him, but now that he needs help she doesn’t trust him?? . Let.
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@DeadlineDayLive @gastonedul With time, it will be appreciated that he went to MLS instead of Saudi.
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@AnabellaMarvy @Desmund_Oris So na you de cause the sweet aroma wey I de perceive since??. Keep cooking.
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@nocontextfm1 How is Arteta among elite managers????? . This man finished 8th back to back and he recently performed the greatest bottle job in EPL history. You should be ashamed of your page.
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These girls that are in serious relationships, but would still be giving innocent guys green light. What's your purpose?.
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The EPL has not ever witnessed a 21 year old better than Cole Palmer.
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@CFC_Janty @drayy09 This is not an unpopular opinion. It is a fact. There is absolutely nothing that Aguero has over Harry Kane. people just use trophies as an excuse.
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@DeadlineDayLive @eldesmarque Lol, Joao Felix is not even better than Conor Gallagher. The best they will get is within the range of 50-60M.
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@Blue_Footy @NizaarKinsella His technical abilities really got him converted from a LB to a winger/10.
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@DeadlineDayLive @MARCAinENGLISH PSG better accept this deal with both hands. They could literally see Mbappe leaving for free next season.
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@UgwunnaEjikem One thing about Nigerians is that when it comes to an unfortunate event between opposite sex, they rush with “moral lesson” even if they don’t know the entire story.
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@CFCPys @NizaarKinsella This is the angle they’re coming from. They’re frustrating us with the Caicedo deal because they want Colwill. Sadly, someone needs to inform DeZerbi that both Caicedo and Colwill are likely to wear the Chelsea blue colour in the new season.
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There must always be fans like this at Wizkid’s concert. Big Wiz couldn’t help himself from laughing. 🦅🦅🦅.
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@Blue_Footy It’s obviously that Chelsea didn’t know he was this good when they made that promise . But now that they know he is this good. The promise has to be broken.
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@Blue_Footy AS Monaco acknowledging the fact that Chelsea is one of the most prestigious clubs in the world is something that makes me smile so hard.
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The fact that I spent the night in a girl's room doesn't mean I committed fornication. I probably just went there to study with her, and also to perform coitus before & after studies.
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@Ligue1_ENG @ChaaliiyKay @PSG_inside @PSG_English @AFASeleccionEN We all know the feeling. But I am happy your club will never experience that feeling directly again. You never deserved Lionel Messi.
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Who else as a secondary school student got the "I can't go into a relationship till I've finished secondary school" reply?.
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The way this "love" thingy works is very funny. You'll be in the arms of someone that wants you, yet, you'll be wanting another person that wants another person😵.
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Take your time to read, and find out the true definition of beating around the bush 👇👇👇
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ME: hello baby, I'm all alone at home, can you come over?.BABE: sure, I'm on my way.ME: *quickly arranges my room, dresses the bed*.ME: babe, where you at?.BABE: I was just about calling you, I can't make it anymore, something came up.ME:
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@Wizarab10 Well, I don’t think he has good intentions for your sister. Because why move to a sister of the person you claim to love??. But then again, your sister is probably old enough, so best thing is for you to inform your sister and let her decide for herself.
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@ThePeakSanti Stop deceiving yourself, It’s not a big trophy. The PL summer series is a bigger trophy than the community shield
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@CFCPys @FabrizioRomano @onamp This is why I want Chelsea to buy Kudus first before paying for Caicedo.
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So, because I normally stand opposite the gate of your house, you think I'm stalking and hitting on you. Lol, me that's using free WiFi from your house.
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Bus Conductor: Broz, if you nor get change, nor enter.Me: enters, with 1k note. *20 mins into the journey*.Bus Conductor: oga, gimme money.Me: gives the 1k note to him.Bus Conductor: oga, I tell you say if you nor get change, nor enter.Me: I nor hear when you talk am, find change.
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@TheBlueDodger @BobbyVincentFL We’re struggling to sign Moises Caicedo and we intend to let Conor Gallagher leave??. Doesn’t make sense at all.
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If the Chelsea squad were in the UCL this season, they would get to the finals.
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Why do we waste time trying to be with people that don't care about us?.
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If I tell you that I can't get my mind off you, ain't talking about your ass, boobs or curves. I'm talking bout and you smile, talks, attitude and most importantly, your ass, boobs and curves.
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If I'm making out with a lady, and then I press her boobs with my left hand, does it mean I'm disrespecting her??.
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@Frostbite_Q @Slimkally I swear, they should remove Eddy Murphy. Let it be a fair fight for the rest of them.
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@Wizarab10 Lmao, I hope she can see that she’s been defrauded. She is not in a relationship, she is a “maga” to the guy.
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@nonewthing It will be an insane season from Saka to beat Salah;s output. Watch Salah in preseason, i dont think any winger is touching his crown. At least, not yet.
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A look at league Goals this Decade:. 1. L. Messi - 368 goals 🎯.2. C. Ronaldo - 334 goals .3. L. Suarez - 233 goals.4. Z. Ibrahimovic - 229 goals .5. R. Lewandowski - 227 goals.6. E. Cavani - 223 goals. Nothing new here, just Lionel Messi staying top and showing why he's #Messi
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@siphillipssport For putting the youths on, Frank Lampard would always have a special place in my heart.
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Nicolas Jackson has the skill set to potentially become top 5 striker in the world.
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These girls would spend 10k to buy lipstick for a lip that can't pronounce "Ecclesiastes"
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Before leaving Chelsea, Hazard was best dribbler in EPL. Then came in Mateo Kovacic, currently terrorizing EPL (Check attached pictures). N.B: Ziyech & Pulisic are coming next season. What I'm trying to say is, CHELSEA WOULD CONTINUE TO HAVE THE BEST DRIBBLERS IN EPL. #CFC
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Am I the only one that tells my friends that I don't need them, only to call them almost immediately to ask for a favour??.
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@DeadlineDayLive @TheAthleticFC A leading figure??. Definitely not from the team that finished 12th last season.
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@Blue_Footy The whole Manchester United squad are now targeting Harry Maguire. It’s all a ploy to frustrate the player so he leaves the club.
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@ChelseaFC In frame 1, it took almost 5 minutes for VAR to check a clear offside goal by West Ham, but they didn’t even take 30 seconds to look at the clear penalty for Chelsea in frame 2. There is an agenda against Chelsea FC.
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