@tinygreenbug
imagine you’re a crab hanging out with your friend and suddenly a giant picks you two up and makes you kiss. and then assigns you a sexuality
#ONLYMUDERSINTHEBUILDING
im so glad i tuned in right at midnight to watch the extremely talented Jaboukie Young-White guest star! i can’t wait to recommend this episode to my many friends, aged 18-35!
@jaboukie
succession ending made me think of you, and how i didn’t put enough stock into our relationship. i’ve grown a lot, and i think a merger would be profitable. maybe we could reconnect and have a suck session of our own. hope you’re well
@iseepinkelefnts
@JAKEGRNR
he doesn’t have hot water at his place of residence (it is NOT a home) so he has to take cold showers while he waits for his 400 credit friend to take over his lease
is that acclaimed actor Jaboukie Young-White? if there’s one thing me and my large group of friends aged 18-35 are gonna do, it’s watch a film that has Jaboukie Young-White in it
accidentally started thinking 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
cooking advice needed: i just poured pasta into boiling water and a plume of smoke billowed out and spelled “i’m behind you” with a skull and crossbones. is my pasta expired