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succession ending made me think of you, and how i didn’t put enough stock into our relationship. i’ve grown a lot, and i think a merger would be profitable. maybe we could reconnect and have a suck session of our own. hope you’re well
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today is 6 months since my mom passed. i don’t have much to say but here’s some pictures i love
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killing myself in front of the planet to change the trajectory of its life forever
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my mom passed away earlier today. tell the people you love that you love them every chance you get ❤️
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@iseepinkelefnts
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he doesn’t have hot water at his place of residence (it is NOT a home) so he has to take cold showers while he waits for his 400 credit friend to take over his lease
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TERF IS A SLUR TO SILENCE YOU?? DAMN I WISH IT WORKED SHUT THE FUCK UP
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hiiieeee everyone…. went blackberry picking the other day…blackberry tattoo for ref 🤭
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is that acclaimed actor Jaboukie Young-White? if there’s one thing me and my large group of friends aged 18-35 are gonna do, it’s watch a film that has Jaboukie Young-White in it
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me high as hell, strapless bra showing, pretending i don’t see the camera
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was laughing bc they were playing the strokes at this coffee shop
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is the healing energy in the room with us right now
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accidentally started thinking 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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alice cullen if she were gay and trans :3
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seated in an empty theater for cocaine bear 😋 with my smuggled in bubble tea :3
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this is so fucking funny like girl the entire world is actually not based on christianity…
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her house just got fake vandalized bc she won’t pass the stimulus check and this is how she reacts....
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those who wish to see them….
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>> the council is passing judgment
>> the council has decided you are a friend
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got one of those shirts where it’s like a cardigan and you only button the top button and leave the rest open but my titties keep falling out 😔💪🏽
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THIS is what this man looks like????
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