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jess, 22, they/them, saosin bug album enjoyer, adam page cheerleader, dry bones enthusiast, pneumonia superstar, stars & red wings lovebot, go wheat boy go

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"who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro
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free real estate
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Knives Out 2!?
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@adamgreattweet Donnie, Catrick Swayze, and Peppermint Bajablast
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@deathritual he is 20 pounds
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his name is catrick swayze btw
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The state aquarium site is still using the Count Your Blessings cover
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website update: NC aquariums still uses the cover of count your blessings
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karl from mr beast had my phone what a day in the journeys
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An actual restaurant near me:
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SOMEONE SAID HANGMAN GAVE A THUMBS UP ON THE WAY OUT
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@CatWorkers Why did I think this was my cat
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What deathcore logo is this
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thank you bryan danielson and mjf for allowing me to make this masterpiece (sound up)
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@catsdotexe Catrick Swayze has never chewed dry food in his life 😒
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@wysps every time I hear "where's the men's section" or "are these real or fake" I lose motor function girl I know you mean you want nickel free earrings but that IS real metal
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@countingflies
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@ palaye royale
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@countingflies
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setlist fm is never going to let anyone touch an miw setlist again what the fuck 😭😭
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@IvyKungu Catrick Swayze
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@amethresh @tyleroakley cashier at lowes here and it's much the same, I got yelled at by a lady for asking her kindly to get a picture of the plants and then yelled at by my supervisor for moving 2 feet from the register to the phone to call for help from oslg
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muting this because big like bar but follow me and the cat cowards @catrick328
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@ElSangito Donnie and Catrick Swayze, little guys that follow me around
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My driver is playing Beartooth & I gave him my extra ticket I love it here
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For anyone who actually watched #DontFkWithCats and needs something to cheer them up, enjoy 💞
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fuck senses fail for this shit what the hell
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blue ridge goers: I am here to tell you that you should not be surprised about jonathan slye deactivating his socials because the first year of the festival he literally couldn't show up on the grounds bc he would have been hunted for sport
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@countingflies
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apologize to them right now
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@disc4prez I have three of those :)
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house of 1000 corpses
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quote tweet a horror movie using only stills from spongebob!!! | | | Evil Dead Rise (2023) 🪦
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the vocalist from alpha wolf broke into my home and destroyed all my fine china cancel them
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it's still fuck all time low, it's public record that jack dated a 16/17 year old at 25
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it's not a "girly" drink it just fucking tastes good
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@EwdatsGROSS I just really like sea pigs
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Brand of Sacrifice absolutely fucks
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Don Lemon just said "it's not cancel culture, it's a culture of consequences" and honestly, that's the truth. We're not "cancelling" you, we're holding you accountable.
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watching elliot on euphoria vs listening to dominic fike
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@whatcler Catrick Swayze
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@wifrieren look at this thing
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"I'm staying neutral" then if you're going to ask her for proof it happened, ask tilian for proof it didn't
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They really put their whole Citizenussy into I Want To Kill You
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it's time we renewed the crusade for knocked loose tiny desk concert
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did you know it's possible to like a band and not actively express how much you want to blow them
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Don't like that
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fellas it's that time again
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@MichaelaOkla Donnie and Catrick Swayze
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bruh moment
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@moby_dickhead One of these?
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@memesiwish the cat in question, catrick swayze himself
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a product for metalcore twitter
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@freshhel sure they can't drive but clothes are negotiable
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never ask a man his salary a woman her age or cr*wn the empire why their drummer left
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I could be asleep but no I'm watching karl anderson suck shit so I can see kenny
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@MasculineRetain did a goth girl hurt your feelings
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@memesiwish sounds about right
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@ceeloqueen_ I pay around $400 in Greenville but my neighbor stabbed someone, my counter is coming off the wall, my breaker almost burned down the unit, and you can watch roaches race in the stairwell 💀
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@lapetitemorticn deadass every time I shower she barges in like the kool aid man
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yeah
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@I_SHOOT_COPS the notification I got while listening to this ,,, he knows
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so true
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I'm so sorry for asking and I feel like a piece of shit but this is my only option to not be homeless at this point 🙃🙃 even likes and rts help, thanks :(((
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Fuck around and find out
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lmao
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a single sip of mcdonald's sprite could kill them all
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he's purring so loud . he's like if a teddy bear was fat and gay
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YOU PEOPLE THINK KNOCKED LOOSE FANS GAVE CHRIS COVID I'M FUCKING CRYING
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@literallymecats donnie catrick swayze and peppermint
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the young bucks outside cm punk's door
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@chribbzz he always does
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@magg0teat3r @ghoulfriendish he's a kind old man :)
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everybody say thank you bad omens
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me logging onto this hellsite every day
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today is the day the internet finds out I put syrup on my eggs
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@whatawentz Apparently she was abused and she did it because she wanted other people to feel terrorized like she was. The police have been notified and this is another reason why we need a sex offender type registry for animal abusers
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dayseeker's laptop got fried by the heat so we saw rory do an acoustic set and I almost cried because of the unreleased one what's good gang
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I'm assembling a team
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I almost SOBBED when I heard "this one's for Jess", thank you so much @lmtf 🥺🥺
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block me right now if you're actively listening to and enjoying immortal disfigurement
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Tell me to vote one more time I swear to god
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heavier doesn't always mean better
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fellas it's the day we've all been waiting for
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@adviceburner Catrick Swayze and I just argue
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Just got fired ! Fuck you journeys I hope you fucking die love getting blamed for other people's mistakes !!!
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@countingflies
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sleep tonka
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nightlife (the band) 🌙
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didn't expect to get this today but based tbh
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The two genders
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@countingflies
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If I were Noah Sebastian, Will Ramos, or literally any member of Motionless in White I would run into the woods and never come back, some people behave like they were never taught manners and need to learn boundaries
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Slaughter To Prevail recording Kostolom
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@countingflies
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SIT DOWN SHUT OFF I DON'T KNOW WHY I LET YOU LEAD SO LONG CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ONLY HOLDING ME BACK
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@countingflies
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If you steal something from my store I will not care I do not get paid enough to give a shit
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sam's not a man so
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Michael Myers driving is fucking hilarious
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I need a new leader, we need a new
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jonny craig & bradley walden will surely pay for their sins one day and the band account is still one of my favorite blocks but dawg ... emarosa
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