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i'm single and my tubes are tied
#medicalsterilization
if you had a crush on me and were sad about me having a boyfriend
know that i am single and have an iud
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@EatKetamine
@MissKilahMarie
a lot of people are going to have life long ailments because of it. someone close to me has to get an entire lung transplant. he body is constantly fighting itself. in and out of the hospital for almost 3 years now. it's just like it
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easter eggers, getting a silkie tomorrow for my mixed flock 😝😝😝
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climbing outside again today
very tired
hopefully i smash my head into the rocks
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save me from the dating apps please can i just meet the love of my life on twitter
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gunna go to a pumpkin patch and smash them all with my big fat head
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reading the bible for fun might find god in the process
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i like to pretend to hit my male roommate when we are grocery shopping and he'll pretend to hit me back and i flinch really hard and dramatic to make it look like he beats me at home because men don't deserve to look good in the public eye
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and retarded
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this is linner
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eggy toast again just like with everything in my life i go back to it over and over again until i hate it
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lunch is sad today i made spicy okra with shrimp and rice
a plum on the side
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they got me working on indigenous peoples day... this is racist and degrading
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i would imagine jacking off is uncomfortable with rough hands how do blue collar men do it
can i come over and run my calloused hands and feet all over your satin sheets so they make an ear bleeding sound and we clench our jaws together
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my dating apps say i'm a passive scroller but i post 24/7 they should also put being a liar as a personality trait
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seeing a lot of shaggy mullet men baristas with big eyes i think it is a test
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this reminds me of my daughter asking for "weapons" i was like who taught you that word???? why do you want weapons? complete distress asking for weapons every day, until one day i let her in the pantry with me and she pointed to the mini muffins and said "WEAPONS!!!!"
for maybe the last month my son has been asking for “pop pop”. every meal/snack he asks for pop pop. no idea what it was — tried popcorn, pasta, cereal. none of them pop pop. last night he found a pomegranate. we were like “is this pop pop?” and he made a sound of total triumph
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omg people actually followed me i won't look schizophrenic when i post anymore
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gunna get drunk before i go climb plastic rocks
hahaahahahahahahah
jk.........
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i only date dumb people so i feel superior
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i should be getting taken care of by a man not applying for more blue collar jobs
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my coworkers don't know i'm battling severe period bloat and body dysmorphia rn
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this doesn't change that i am schizophrenic and i will talk to a wall
omg people actually followed me i won't look schizophrenic when i post anymore
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if i had a husband i would also commit acts of domestic violence
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super drunk had my age limit to max i'm going to be on my lana shit and bag an old white man so i can live comfortably forever
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i need more outdoor gear i'm bout to start showing my hole on the internet for some goretex change
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i am going to quit my full time job with a 401k to became a full time streamer out of my mobile home
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@paigemrw
why pay for long term mental support when you can look down at your wrist and see a butterfly
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can i come over and run my calloused hands and feet all over your satin sheets so they make an ear bleeding sound and we clench our jaws together
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on my way to buy some silkies
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me trying to figure out how to spell racist for 5 minutes because i don't have autocorrect on
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dinner
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i have my chickens and my garden but i need a lot more land so i can buy goats and cows
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constantly switching my vape and phone between the charger i can't imagine a life where they are both fully charged at the same time
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it took me four years to get enough courage to look at my credit score
i have been living under a rock politically because i am scared to know what's gunna happen
just like when i don't open my mail for 3 years because im scared of what's inside
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didn't know there was a whole subgroup of fat horny milfs on here and their posts actually be doing numbers
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