This is going to be the cover of my jazz fusion album

RT @_ChrisCurtis: Maybe the most underrated Tom Brady Super Bowl stat is that in 10 appearances he never lost by more than one score.

RT @Seinfeld2000: half time show recap:

@turrible_tao

RT @jimantle: Take It Easy is one of their biggest hits.

@ConservaMuse For sure

RT @patspulpit: Tom Brady: 6 Super Bowl INTs (10 games) Patrick Mahomes: 7 Super Bowl INTs (5 games)

RT @AriWasserman: Patrick Mahomes playing like Tommy Tuberville coached him.

RT @MidnightMitch: Patrick Mahomes in the locker room at halftime:

RT @CrankyFed: For any Europeans who may not quite understand the Super Bowl: It's the Electoral College vote that decides who won the gam…

@rj_cubed Did they? Haha I missed that one

RT @real_eire: The Irishman stabbed today in the neck is all stitched up and in the pub. The Gaels are a hardy bunch.

RT @MidnightMitch: Me casually scrolling Twitter and seeing a Kanye West porn post:

@AndrewFiggy Nope lol. They’ve run out of ideas

@Empty_America I think it’s because the diaspora tend to be more nationalistic and there’s also a lot of residual Catholicism. In Ireland that stuff is frowned upon

RT @Criminalsimpson: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled…

RT @faceyouhate: fuck off elmo

RT @jarvis_best: President Trump is attending the Super Bowl to personally oversee the arrest, trial, and execution of Roger Goodell, for t…

Stop tweeting about politics! Super Bowl is on

RT @RyanHanaWWP: You need about a half-dozen different services/subscriptions to watch NHL games, & even then you're blacked out randomly o…