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I know that none of you needs another reason to love
@RepKatiePorter
, but just in case, this is her in the chamber during the Soeaker vote. (Please don’t miss the title of the book.) My goodness, I love this woman.
#SpeakerVotes
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I can’t believe we don’t get any more
@marczumoff
@alaatweets
this season. The national broadcasts suck and just don’t hold a candle to
@NBCSportsPhila
’s lineup!!! At least we still get
@amyfadoolNBCS
@Jacko2544
and the Coach, but it’s not the same. LOCK ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS!
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@dannykanell
@yoda
@danorlovsky7
Just out of curiosity, Danny, how many Philly fans do you actually know? You seem to have an opinion, albeit wildly misguided, as to what a “typical” Philly fan is. Share, sir. I’m anxious to learn your frame of reference and the basis for your contention. Proceed, please.
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@JoshMalina
It’s not just today,
@JoshMalina
. I’ve been so disappointed over the last several years of the lack of support from my non-Jewish friends and acquaintances in the face of anti-Semitism.
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I’m pretty sure I just heard
@JohnKruk
say that, if Stubbs bunts for a hit this series, he’ll complete a sprint triathlon.
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Chris Evert is the embodiment of privilege. Her cluelessness is an embarrassment. She has no business commentating any match, let alone this one. Someone mute her mic, or better yet, let her watch silently as part of the crowd.
@usopen
#usopen
#USOpen2022
#USOpenESPN
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Can someone please mute Chris Evert’s mic. She is the absolute worst. Martina is there - get her in the booth ASAP. We’re all here to watch the GOAT. Evert not only doesn’t add anything, she actively detracts from the experience.
@usopen
#USOpen
#Serena
#SerenaWilliams
#GOAT
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Thanks so much
@MatisseThybulle
for making a kid’s day, week, month and year! She came home so excited that she made you laugh by telling you she plays softball because her 5’1 inch body wasn’t ideal for basketball. You represent the
@sixers
and the entire
@NBA
in an amazing way.
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Coming for you
@GeorgiaFootball
. GO BLUE!!!!
@UMichFootball
@UMichAthletics
@UMichPets
#JojoRollinsIverson
#GoBlue
@OrangeBowl
#hail
#victors
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@kdubsphilly
@MrJoshCharles
@JoshMalina
I rewatch this all the time and consistently get pissed at people who didn’t watch the show. It was, and remains, one of the best.
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@PaulHudrick
As someone who grew up on UVA basketball, I’m totally biased but I like this. Hardass on the defensive end.
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Can’t wait 2 head 2
#NationalHarbor
2nite 4
#ALAConf18
! Excited & honored 4 my seminars tmrw on
#FMLA
/
#ADA
&
#PerformanceAppraisals
4
#lawfirms
. Equally excited 2 speak at
#BoldBites
on
#HarassmentPrevention
&
#Terminations
. So pumped 2C everyone!
@ALABuzz
@ALABizPartners
#metoo
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@HoopsReference
One championship with 3 first ballot HOFers. He may be the most overrated coach in all of sports. He’s does less with more year in and year out. And will not ever take accountability for anything. He’s not worthy of
#Philly
.
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Thanks to all of the wonderful
@ALABuzz
members for allowing me to speak at
#ALAConf18
! I continue to be amazed at how impressive this conference is and the whole organization is and that they both just keep getting better! Hope 2CU all soon!
@ALABizPartners
@DuaneMorrisInst
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Thanks so much to the wonderful
@austinala
Chapter for allowing me to bring
#DearHelga
to you this morning. It was my pleasure to see u again/meet you. Hope to see you
@ALABuzz
Annual in May!
@ALABizPartners
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
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Your kid gets caught on camera by her best friend crying tears of joy after
@Bharper3407
signs w the
#phillies
. Then, that night, while working out for
#softball
,
@CBS3
captures her on video sharing her excitement 4 the signing. Amazing day. Thank you
@KimberlyDavisTV
!
@Phillies
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@CoachMKWheat
@jennaputala
Thank you for saying this, Coach. I coach youth travel softball and try to insist that my girls shut it down completely during parts of the year. Not just critical from a physical standpoint, but as importantly, from mental and mental health standpoint. They’re kids.
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Hey
@JoelEmbiid
- this is our
#JoJo
(named for you). She had surgery two days ago and she still ain’t afraid of no KAT!
#JoJoRollinsIverson
@sixers
#TrustTheProcess
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Had an amazing January! I conducted 44
#HarassmentPrevention
trainings in 6 states/10 cities. So gratified that org’s truly understand the importance of education-can't wait to keep it going in Feb!
#sexualharassment
#hostileworkenvironment
#metoo
#duanemorrisllp
#duanemorrisinst
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Absolutely loving my new
@GenHERation
gear! Thanks 2
@KatlynGrasso
& the amazing people at
#GenHERation
4 all U do 2 empower young women! Support this phenomenal organization & women everywhere & go 2 and use the promo code MIA10 for 10% off!!!
#girlpower
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While I gen’lly reserve this space 4
#HR
/
#emplaw
-info only, pls allow: Fly
#Eagles
fly, on the road 2 victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit ‘em low, hit ‘em high & watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles Fly on the road 2 victory! E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES!
#flyeaglesfly
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@ScottyJetp4x
-my daughter Mia said she was going 2 have a gr8 game yesterday in honor of your birthday as UR her absolute favorite player on her absolute favorite team. How abt throwing a
#perfectgame
! HBD & thx for showing kids how to play the game the right way!
@Phillies
The VSB team won 16-0 behind a perfect game by Mia Cohen (10th). Multiple hits today by 8 different players, including Camryn Harvie’s 3/3. Another 3 RBI for Margot Schneider.
@FSSUpperSchool
@FriendsSelect_
Falcons travel to
@AFS_Roos
tomorrow.
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All it takes is one. Thank you,
@KatieSowers
for showing women of all ages that the only limits you have are those you impose on yourself. You truly are an inspiration.
@NFL
@49ers
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Just one more reason I am proud to be a parent of
#FriendsSelect
students. Scene from a bake sale.
#payequality
#equalpay
#equalpayforequalwork
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At 11, she was
@JennieFinch
for Halloween. Today, at 15, my daughter,
@miacohen_
, and her
#PhilliesRBI
teammates are heading to
#DC
to participate in the 2018
#MLB
All-Star Game
#JennieFinchClassic
. Thank you
#PhilliesRBISoftball
.
#rbisoftball
#phamily
#phillies
#SoftballDreams
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This is what TEAM looks like. Huge congrats to
@FriendsSelect_
Varsity Softball for winning the
@FSL_Athletics
Championship!
@FSSAthletics
Congratulations to
@FSSAthletics
varsity softball on winning the
@FSL_Athletics
Championship!
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6:00 AM at Philadelphia airport - 90% of the people I’ve seen so far have been in
#PhiladelphiaEagles
gear. I swear to God, someone may start spelling any second. I love my city!
E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!!!
#flyeaglesfly
#Eagles
#GoBirds
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A team that stood together, picked each other up, embraced what is right & what is good &, as a result, won a
#SuperBowl
.
#PhiladelphiaEagles
commitment to
#socialactivism
and
#community
created a culture of winning. Sounds a lot like
@FriendsSelect_
!
@FSSAthletics
#flyeaglesfly
Hmmm... I guess a team full of social activists can focus on 🏈 while also helping those in the community. Maybe more teams should embrace and encourage their players' pursuits outside of football. The
#Eagles
success proves the "distraction" narrative is a myth..
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When U tell ur kids
@JArrieta34
is on ur flight & and they bully u into saying hi. Mr. Arrieta couldn’t have been nicer. He spoke so warmly abt his kids & asked abt mine. He seemed genuinely interested in talking & he couldn’t have been any nicer. He represents
@Phillies
so well.
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So excited to present "Valuing
#Diversity
: The Interview Process & Beyond" at
#EEOCEXCEL
! Hope 2CU Wednesday
@1
:30!
#EEOC
#HR
#Tools2Excel
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Thrilled 2B in
#Chicago
4
@ALABuzz
#RLM
Conf. Hope 2CU Friday @ 10:30 4 “Hot Topics in
#Lawfirm
#HR
”. We’ll talk
#SexHarassment
,
#BackgroundChecks
,
#wageandhour
,
#Appearance
&
#FMLA
/
#ADA
. Practical advice 4 2018!
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
#metoo
#alabuzz
@ALABizPartners
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#OpeningDay
for the
@FSL_Athletics
defending
#Softball
champs,
@FriendsSelect_
Falcons! One of us is ready. 😭
@FSSAthletics
@FSSUpperSchool
@FSSHeadofSchool
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Wishing all of you daughters out there a
#HappyDaughtersDay
! And a special Happy
#DaughtersDay
to my favorites (with and without fur and tails)!
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@spencerXsays
bringing the
#socialmedia
knowledge at
@ALABuzz
#RLMC
Conf in
#Nashville
. Don’t fear obsolescence. Practice what you’re good at & get better. It works.
@ALABizPartners
#BizLaw17
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Excited to conduct
#Harassmentprevention
trainings in 3 cities this week. Gratified that organizations are taking so seriously the importance of maintaining a
#harassmentfree
#workplace
.
#duanemorrisinst
#hostileworkenvironment
#sexharassment
#HR
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@FSL_Athletics
@FSSAthletics
@NBA
@ATLHawks
@Dre_Hunter
@camreddish
@WesttownSchool
@FCSphoenix
@PhillyInquirer
Third top 10 pick in the last two years for
@FSL_Athletics
. Is there another high school league in the country that can say it has 3 top 10
@NBA
picks in that time? Represent!
@WTbbasketball
@WT_athletics
@FSSAthletics
@friendscentral
@phillydotcom
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@JoshMalina
Praying for their safe escape. And, waiting for the massive lack of national outcry that will follow. The rise anti-Semitism in this country is horrifying.
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I just heard a really loud noise coming from above me. I looked up. It was the ceiling cracking.
#kamala
#KamalaHarris
#kamalaharris2020
#girlpower
#GlassCeiling
#genderequality
#genderequity
#racialequality
#racialjustice
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Laughing while learning about employment law during a great presentation by
@cohen_HR_Law
@ALABuzz
#BizLaw17
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I'll never forget the moment-17 yrs ago-when I received a text from a number I didn't recognize. “It's Robbie. I'm ok." My brother was safe. My thoughts go out 2 those who weren’t as lucky & my thanks 2 those who keep us safe
#neverforget
#911Day
#911Neverforget
#911Anniversary
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This is decency. This is empathy. This is competence. This is leadership.
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@eliehonig
1st season allowed 8th graders allowed on varsity.This is my younger daughter’s (8th grade) 1st varsity AB. If you look over her left shoulder, her older sister (a senior) literally has her back. It’s how they roll. Super close. Never got to play together b4 this season. Special.
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One of my favorite days of the year is finally here!!! Happy
#PhiladelphiaPhillies
Pitchers & Catchers Reporting Day to all my friends who celebrate!!! Hope springs eternal - let’s go
#Phillies
2018!!!
#MLB
#SpringTraining2018
#majorleaguebaseball
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Happy 11th BDay 2 my Maddie Cakes! I love ur huge heart, ur limitless empathy 4 those less fortunate, ur contagious laugh & ur uncanny ability 2 create words that make more sense than the actual words. I love that ur my daughter. More, I love that ur my friend. I love you, Cakes!
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And I am so excited to be a part of the fantastic
@ALABuzz
Conferences this fall!
@ALABizPartners
#ALA
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Pretty darn impressed what this 5’1” kid has accomplished on the field. More importantly, indescribably proud of what this powerfully independent and unwaveringly determined young woman has become off the field.
#playlikeagirl
@mlbdevelops
@Phillies
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My favorite line from
#CoachK
so far "Don't be late, it's disrespectful."
#SHRM15
#SHRM
#leadership
#hr
#fromcoachK
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Honored 2B in
#MarinaDelRey
#CA
to talk
#Harassment
Prevention w the fantastic managers of
@DollarShaveClub
! Three days of
#trainings
with this phenomenal group of
#leaders
!
#hr
#metoo
#timesup
#DollarShaveClub
#workplace
@Unilever
#sexharassment
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
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Feeling NOTORIOUSLY & SUPREMELY excited 2 present “Putting Out Fires: Hot Topics in
#LawFirm
#HR
” 2 the
@ALACapChap
! Thrilled 2B in
#DC
with this gr8 group of
#leaders
!
@ALABuzz
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
#metoo
#harassment
#flsa
#ada
#fmla
#sexharassment
@ALABizPartners
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Cancelled flight to
#Dallas
. Looks like we’re traveling through
#Cleveland
this fine Monday. Can’t wait to see the amazing peeps at the
@ALABuzz
Annual Conference!!!
#alabuzz
#alabizpartners
@ALABizPartners
#lawfirmadministration
#leadership
#training
#lawfirm
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Thanks so much 2 everyone involved in planning
#SHRMLeg
- as always, the Conference is amazing! Special thanks 2 the attendees at my session, Creating an
#LGBTQ
-Friendly Workplace. I hope U enjoyed it & hope 2CU again!
#SHRM
#LGBT
#transequality
@DuaneMorrisLLP
@DuaneMorrisInst
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So excited 4 my older daughter,
@miahcohen
, 2 participate in
@GenHERation
#DiscoveryDays
#Philadelphia
! Incredible opportunity 4 young women 2 experience corporate America thru the eyes of women execs. Thank you
@KatlynGrasso
& the whole
#Generation
team! Get 2 know
@GenHERation
!
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Good morning
@ALABuzz
! Hope 2CU-10:30 in Rm 400/402 4 “Putting Out Fires: Hot Topics in
#HR
.” We’ll look at
#lawfirm
#harassment
Prevention/
#backgroundchecks
/
#flsa
&
#appearance
policies/
#fmla
/
#ada
issues. Fast-paced, practical & fun!
@ALABizPartners
#alabuzz
#metoo
#RLM
#Austin
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Aside from being an atrocious teammate, Ben Simmons is a despicable human. Suddenly, he’s fine and on the road w his new team. His actions have trivialized the real struggles people have w mental health concerns. He’s not just an abominably bad teammate, he is a far worse person.
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Getting ready to present my session, “Managing Your Managers to Manage Better” at
#SHRM21
Annual Conference. These days more than ever, this sign is everything. Focus on
#culture
because it’s the right thing to do and bc it drives results.
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
@SHRM
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#SHRM23
-Come see me tomorrow at 10:30 in W232, when I present
#DearHelga
. This year’s session-video clips from some faves showing how to be a
#DestinationEmployer
. And, for my
#Philly
peeps, let them know why this
#jawn
is gonna be such a jawn!
#IYKYK
@SHRM
@DuaneMorrisLLP
#shrm
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@rich_hofmann
And after he made the next bucket and the fans applauded he said “don’t fu**ing clap.” Not great.
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When your daughter’s idol/love picks her to talk to during an
#InstagramLive
. Thank you
@ScottyJetp4x
for making her day, week and year.
@Phillies
#phillies
Some nice quarantine news. Thanks Scott Kingery for taking the time to chat with Mia ‘21 tonight! Been tough not being able to play sports but this helps make some Falcons smile!
@ScottyJetp4x
@FriendsSelect_
@FSSUpperSchool
@Phillies
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#ALAConf18
attendees - make sure you download the Annual Conference App. It’s the best way to navigate, and get the most out of, this amazing Conference!
@ALABuzz
@ALABizPartners
#ALABuzz
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So proud to be a part of this fantastic Conference and honored to be listed with these phenomenal speakers! Hope 2CU in
#Austin
#Texas
!
@ALABuzz
@alaaustin
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
#HR
@ALABizPartners
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Just told two guys in the bathroom that they didn’t properly wash their hands. I may get my ass kicked, but trying to do my part.
#WeAllHave20Seconds
#coronavirus
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@baxter4133
@PaulHudrick
This may be the single stupidest tweet I’ve seen in quite sometime. And, that takes into account the fact that there are still tweeting about science not being real. So, congrats to you.
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At the airport & ready to head to
#SHRM21
! Honored to present a
#precon
session (Thursday) &
#DearHelga
(Friday 730am). So excited to see all of the amazing
#HR
professionals in-person &
#virtually
.
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
@SHRM
@SHRMHRNews
#Vegas
#shrm
#humanresources
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Definitely wasn’t a normal
#Halloween
, but it was heartwarming to see all the little ones in
#costumes
AND
#MASKS
. Literally (as in every) kid had on a mask. Little kids. Like, 4 year olds, 8 year olds, 10 year olds. They can do it - just curious, why can’t you?
#BidenHarris2020
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#SHRM23
peeps-wondering what
#AbbottElementary
,
#TedLasso
,
#WestWing
&
#JerryMaguire
have to do with the wonderfully wacky world of
#HR
, come to my
#DearHelga
MegaSession Monday at 10:30 (
#W232
) & find out!
@SHRM
#shrm
@DuaneMorrisInst
@DuaneMorrisLLP
#HumanResources
#leadership
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@amyfadoolNBCS
@rickybottalico
Don’t do that to
@rickybottalico
. His head may explode. Lack. Of. Awareness. However, wanna see awareness - I give you Odicci Alexander.
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I was honored 2 share the stage last night w this incredible panel of women 4
@GenHERation
#CampusConnection
event
@FriendsSelect_
. Particularly special bc my daughter, Mia, was an attendee.
@hartfordfunds
@comcast
@UrbanOutfitters
@GSK
@DuaneMorrisLLP
@DuaneMorrisInst
#girlpower
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