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Demi-bi Coconut married to @pancakecat223 | be patient I have autism | Linux sysadmin | 21 | 🍥🐧 | | (any/all) |

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This is Tom btw
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I've never seen so many people upset about a video I KNOW they didn't watch.
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@radbrodude Discord in the middle of a violent breakup
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@Acheetooo If you as a parent kick out your kid over political disagreements, you don't deserve to be a parent
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@SupremeWolf_2 @EvidenceIndex Body language is not consent. By ANY measure. "She looked like she wanted it" is the exact same argument, but with different language, used by literal rapists
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@akeivi_official Don’t care. Femtanyl will be blasting at 100% straight into my ears
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@m0nst3r1nks He hasn't even changed either 😭
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@imgayforv2 Depends on your monitor settings
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@EuroWynner Sometimes an 🇪🇺 flag is somehow worse than an 🇺🇸 flag
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@SupremeWolf_2 @EvidenceIndex Only acceptance is consent Neither acceptance nor refusal is NOT consent refusal is NOT consent Animals are not capable of giving consent No means No Nothing also means No
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@nixcraft Tbh vpn services kinda miss the point of VPN tech. It's a connection to a private network, not a traffic encryptor. Even if it was, https, ftps, and encryption in general is industry standard already
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@paytondev The apple "genius" bar employee when you show them the concept of the command line:
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@YourDeadGf1 Christians when I say "maybe let people be" (it's a vicious attack on their religion clearly):
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@Timcast @RightWingCope The second someone breaks out the soyjaks, they lost the argument and are seething
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@CoaxedSnafu Turkey Tom when you tell him there will be losers, creeps, pedos at the function
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@nixcraft I alias away all my long commands
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@robynfloof Count your days.
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Gore in hidden btw
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@PPrimentis @hi_guys_what_up Please enlighten me as to how a server and client on different subnets can communicate via the Internet Protocol without either exchanging their public IP addresses
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@KatyMontgomerie "apart from the exceptions." So it's not binary. Nobody says "computers operate in only 1's and 0's apart from exceptions" THATS NOT WHAT BINARY MEANS
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@YourDeadGf1 >literally my exact point
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@boonthespoon Realizing 2016 is only 3 months away
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@DespairingOnly It isn't my site?
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@thetutoredeye Could be coolant solution if you have a liquid cooler If you don’t, DO NOT being a match near it
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@YourDeadGf1 What part of "maybe let people be" is anti christian?
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@hanasatocafe "Don’t stay in school" yea bro because you were there 😭
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@sugarsmorecake @YouTube destroying all the quality content while allowing children's slop:
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@chainsawmutts I would unironically name myself Gordon Freeman given the opportunity
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@imchloo_ What game is this? I need to buy it immediately
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@_sn_n Every time, it always comes back to this exact XKCD comic
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@terminallyOL I wish it was legal to rescue these poor GPUs from these abusive households 😔 They deserve so much better, like a loving owner to play RDR2 on them or rendering blender animations I hope the CPUs weren't being abused like this too
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Hit tweet Don’t follow me
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@ButcherBillyRM Burning a flag you own is free speech Burning a flag you don’t own isn't free speech, it's destruction of property
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@ShitpostGate Grease gun is goated and nobody can tell me otherwise
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@FreddyMagnus @tackytacky13 @KatyMontgomerie You sound like a toddler who just discovered what being edgy is
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@FaZe_Cummer >sees "gore in hidden" >opens hidden >surprised by gore???
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@kricxye @DespairingOnly Doxxing is revealing private info What i did what spread public info Learn the difference
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@robidoesntcare As they should
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@n0t_paranoid @g62834287329427 Gamer rage while playing Stardew hits different
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@AshIsTree Biggest lie in centuries
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@SleepyZoroark @archer_uwu Honestly, for what Steam provides it's devs and users 30% is a fine cut. Valve provides users with near endless conveniences, Steam provides tools like Proton that make life easier for devs and users, and Steam offers a giant platform of users and increases your reach from that
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@fyridk Made a better version
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@AaditDoshi And then there's Half-Life 2
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@FreddyMagnus @tackytacky13 @KatyMontgomerie "Facts" and it's factually wrong information
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@DraculJoshi @SupremeWolf_2 @EvidenceIndex Mute people can convey language. Sign language, written language, etc. Animals are not capable of this In fact, I never mentioned verbal consent to begin with
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@SongfulfF @imchloo_ What if we hit you with rocks
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@WeirdBlox_ @VcodedDev Check for Cyrillic characters. Copy paste the domain (everything after the @ symbol) into ICANN's lookup service and verify details like creation date
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@heavyfortres Hey! That's me!
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@Huddled_Up The goat:
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@emersalad4real She posted about "how can christians be so hateful :(" I said "you should know" and was instantly blocked and she locked the comments
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@heavyfortres Linux version: Ugly ass font but supports emoji Windows version: Fine font but doesn't support emoji
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@blankdog__ My family: We're gonna miss you Me: yea no I got that covered My family: what The bomb under my hospital bed:
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@_That_Boi_ +20% bullying rate -80% respect stat -100% chance of attaining a relationship of any kind
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@WitchOfDusk I absolutely hate how this shit comes with Optifine Glad fabric + iris + sodium is much better than it
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@CocoaFox023 I want a guy with a cannon for an arm, not a heal spell to bring the arm back
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@Shayy_TV Tbh I head canon Sans as asexual He just seems like that kinda guy
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@FurryEnds Me n @Pancakecat223 when he tells me he doesn't use Linux
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@tervisscoot Be a real human being and put all your favorite music in a folder and shuffle it
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@Megalo224 Who has that image of the wojak next to random shit so people will be mad?
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@midnucas @nixcraft NordVPN shill in my replies
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@xdannyxbrownx Unfathomably based
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@HackingButLegal PLEASE tell me there's a backup archive because the shills at Mega took it down
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@first_aid_trip I thought that was Dr. Kleiner for a second
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@PoliticsLs Horseshoe Theory and its consequences have been a disaster for political discourse. It suggests that the far left and far right are closer to each other than to the political center, but it oversimplifies complex ideologies, reduces nuanced perspectives, and fosters false (1/?)
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@Thezoosexual Stop promoting animal rape and sex trafficking
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@liquidloose @Tennesseine Hit too close to home?
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@20OO0OOO7 >calling a minor a fetishist >literally just large proportions >mfw
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@FaZe_Cummer If you're at a fork in the road and one side says "gore down the way" and another that says "safe" and some random guy was telling you "they're lying about the gore," are you actually gonna listen to the rando???
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@FurryJokerTFF Explain the cap of solid plastic also being slightly lighter
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@GeekIWG @nixcraft Running "sudo somealias" doesn't work and that alias fixes that
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@azumadeline Those are ps4 games since the ps5 has no games
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@SH_4RK Twitter users when they find out high schoolers date each other (that means they're pedophiles, obviously):
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192.168.0.0/24, 10.0.0.0/8, and 172.16.0.0/12 subnets are all local IP addresses. I counted 7 local IP addresses here. This is the biggest lie since "it just works" from Bethesda Cobalt doesn't track you anymore than a stock Nginx server
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@beatmastermatt "Reading Wikipedia in 9 minutes"
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@TheAbbyswalker @RiseFallNickBck >as a german Low bar for comedy
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