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Cocaine Kitty

@cocainechippy

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(He/Him) Noted Cat, Train, and Woodchipper enjoyer. Meow

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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
2 years
@OffTopicShow2 @MayorOfLA Your ride is here
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2 years
@dwnews Germany not beating the fascism allegations I see.
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2 years
@zukosmadre They…. They literally did the meme, oh my god.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@GNQ__ @immy_terial Oh my fucking god SHUT UP.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@SxarletRed Remembering one time I got pulled over late night in high school and got asked the “where are you going” question and I froze up and just stammered out “to try and get laid.”.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@WomenReadWomen Y’all really siding with the taliban on this one, huh?.
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2 years
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2 years
@banditelli @generalslug With the conditions those workers are put through, I too wouldnt give a fuck about the quality of what I’m making.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
11 months
Me: “So what if we paid farm workers living wages.”.Random business major in my class:
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
3 years
@LolOverruled Hell, we’re in hell.
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2 years
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2 years
@GNQ__ @immy_terial Nah you’re going in the contraption Dawg
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
10 months
This piece of shit.
@joemayall
Single Issue Voter (AUKUS)
10 months
Denver mayor Mike Johnson issues an ultimatum: take down the encampment or get arrested.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@cantfixstupids @AriDrennen Bold of a crayon eater to try and lecture others on intelligence.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
9 months
No badge numbers visible, yet the same people who will cheer this on will complain about the stasi. No matter white stripe, state repression is bad.
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@cocainechippy
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1 year
Hey man all the cat Twitter accounts are laughing at you just FYI.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
2 years
@zukosmadre I’ve been attempting to organize my work place for the last three months: over 80 percent of the original core group of organizers I put together have been fired, and many others are not willing to support a union because they figure the company will punish them in turn.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@BeltFedBS @ArmedJ0y An actually informed perspective, thank you.
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2 years
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2 years
@5HAW4RMA @ggreenwald @vonderleyen Glenn forgot the part where she literally leads the neo-fascist party.
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2 years
@parasocialyte Literally one of the most obnoxious categories of post on this website.
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2 years
@JohnPA598 “The only way out of this is discipline and respect”
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3 years
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Cocaine Kitty
1 year
@BlackRedGuard1 Actual question, do you think a hypothetical Palestinian state should retain the Israelis nuclear program?.
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2 years
@EdwinBrillante @JoshuaPHilll Hell fucking yeah. Life’s expensive my man.
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1 year
@TGhm1975 @fawfulfan You are on crack my boy.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@Mr_Hobbits @ericmbudd That’s kinda what happens when you have a mf university in your town. CU is an amazing asset and economic driver to Boulder, and they have an obligation to make sure that students can live in town.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
9 months
“Fascism is imperialism come home”.
@wawog_now
Writers Against the War on Gaza
9 months
The SRG is already en route to Columbia in what seems to be a coordinated attack on both schools simultaneously.
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10 months
This goes so fucking hard.
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1 year
@OhhhNoItsJames1 @trad_wins Strong power bottom vibes.
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2 years
@JeanneLannes @still_oppressed About to have a religious experience fr.
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2 years
@Chinchillazllla I wish there was another way to travel long distance that was more pleasant than flying that is popular in say, everywhere else in the world 🤔.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
3 years
@ChairmanZzig Are…. Are they saying goblin mode is AAVE?.
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1 year
@VerminusM @CantEverDie “Soviet refugee” lmaoooo.
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2 years
@anarchoboognish If he insists
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2 years
@_Akhaten @Forever_Wario Bro really said “apartheid was better”.
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2 years
@GNQ__ @immy_terial @TransHomophobes Why you snitch tagging your alt bud?.
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9 months
@my_bearhands Yeah I always hated that, “those with gear to the front” is much better.
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Cocaine Kitty
3 years
@AMythicWitch This is my old boy Leo, he has cancer. He just needs some good energy.
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2 years
@AlanaFeral “You’d be treated badly in a dystopia” no shit lmao.
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Cocaine Kitty
10 months
@MatthewFoldi @gabrimartini_ny You can’t just pretend like the protestors are dangerous while you’re literally in their midst not being bothered at all. Nobody gives a shit about her being there.
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3 years
@zukosmama That’s so wholesome.
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1 year
@zukosmadre HE DID WHAT?!?.
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@cocainechippy
Cocaine Kitty
2 years
BILL NYE THE UNION GUY.
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Angela Treviño
2 years
Meet childhood hero of mine @BillNye. Why he's striking: Nowadays people talk about the gig economy. If you're a guild writer or a screen actor, you're a gig worker your whole career. This is about fairness. These are regular people that work for a living. 1/2 🧵
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
I say this with all due respect: some of y’all really need to find some hobbies or special interests that don’t involve making other people miserable.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@halomancer1 I wish that woman a very hop on in. Waste of oxygen if you ask me
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2 years
@abby4thepeople Depends on organizer, vetting, etc.
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9 months
@JohnSmi17828195 @VoidOfRoses “Wah I only got into an Ivy” is the most made up problem to have dawg.
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@cocainechippy
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1 year
@billybrizzle420 “What do you do with your money” is such a ballsy ass question for a landlord to ask.
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1 year
@DrewPavlou Bro’s scared of shapes.
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2 years
@ForgetfuP Absolutely. It’s happened three times and it’ll happen again.
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2 years
@NoFucksNic Did he order the coco limo surprise as well?
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2 years
@KweenInYeIIow @KingsleyCortes I look forward to them rediscovering metal concerts in a few months and losing their minds.
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2 years
@kenklippenstein I prescribe one hour of outside time to everyone in this comment thread, effective immediately. Jesus Christ.
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@cocainechippy
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1 year
A lot of you seem to like this, but have you also seen my cat?
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Cocaine Kitty
2 years
@Lilt_Ruby @EctoEntropic @cantfixstupids @AriDrennen No no, the slaughter comes later. Gotta fatten him up with his fave snack first.
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2 years
@SuperMarine1996 @vinn_ayy @MikeDrucker HE CHOKED SOMEONE FOR 15 FUCKING MINUTES. That’s beyond incapacitating.
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3 years
@Lefty_Jew It was organized by one of his neighbors lmao.
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Cocaine Kitty
2 years
@the_transit_guy I’d say that airfare can’t be cheaper than the train tickets, considering as flying is much worse environmentally🤷‍♂️.
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2 years
@NotoriousPBG Ballard is a gem of a man.
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Cocaine Kitty
11 months
@AnonPear @hasanthehun When good people die it’s bad, when bad people die it’s good. Pretty simple concept 🤷‍♂️.
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2 years
@GovKemp 🤔
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2 years
Stop arguing over dead white dudes and go do something in your community challenge.
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11 months
Biden really fucked around and politically activated my mother for the first time since Reagan lmao. She’s been actively organizing for the uncommitted campaign!.
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Cocaine Kitty
11 months
SHE JUST VOTED UNCOMMITTED LETS FUCKING GO.
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Cocaine Kitty
3 years
@kellynotbrecht This is Mao
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Cocaine Kitty
1 year
@sniryaminmusic @mattxiv Dawg have you been to conservative rural areas in America? He’s describing the same kind of shit many queer people in those environments face as well.
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@CoreyJMahler Fascinating
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2 years
@LPNH This you?
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11 months
@chvvron @theneedledrop Being good at debate does not show someone is intelligent, it just shows they’re good at debate.
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2 years
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2 years
@pushtheneedle If colorado would have pursued a plan outlined in 08, we could have had that picture at right to most major ski resorts along the I-70 corridor.
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@cocainechippy
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2 years
@floorcigarette @poisonjr Not dust: shrapnel.
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Cocaine Kitty
1 year
@TannanJB @achillesgirl @JudeJack @dialectichiphop @IncognitoWombat @Pal_ActionUS Two locations! The administrative headquarters are at 1081 Woodward Way, Fort Collins.
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2 years
@bandit_161 Jesse4space2024
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1 year
@zukosmadre Jesus fucking christ.
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11 months
If I were trying to win an election I’d simply do it the old fashioned way: spend billions on infrastructure and other backlogged projects in swing states.
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Cocaine Kitty
2 years
Bro how the fuck are there still people who are against free meals for kids at school?!?.
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1 year
I am of the opinion that decision makers at all levels in this country are way too well insulated from witnessing or experiencing the results of their decisions.
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2 years
@cutienataliaa @HabibiCapital_ @InternetH0F Fuck you mean, dog was there first, respect my little bro 😤.
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Cocaine Kitty
1 year
@sniryaminmusic @mattxiv … have you never heard of Mathew Shepard? Beaten, tortured, left to die. That is not an outlier, but merely the most famous case. Somebody I know was choked near death after coming out to her family, then subsequently assaulted in a bid to “make her straight.” This is reality.
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1 year
@JortsTheCat Ah reminds me of this exchange I had yesterday
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1 year
@zukosmadre If dude puts any more product in his hair, the US millitary might try to claim it.
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1 year
@alanthefisher The Dutch, racist? NO WAY.
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2 years
@kayla_denker_02 “Implying you would use it under a certain circumstance” how many chuds in government wave their guns around all the time and don’t get anything?! This is extremely fucked, I’m so sorry.
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2 years
@daphlawless @ScholarlySpoon Saying that the current generation that is coming of age is more racist, misogynistic, or fascist than their predecessors is fucking idiotic.
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3 years
@farsa_jaan That person gets the chipper
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10 months
@shriyanevatia @zuhayeer I want a better world for myself and my fellow humans. That is reason enough.
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3 years
@kellynotbrecht And then there’s my old boy Leo
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