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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
5 months
Person for Nigeria dey worship god of Israel 🤡
@babaj1de
Jide Japan 🇯🇵
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Person for Akure be Atheist 🤡🤡
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@BoxedCD @ReturnOfWaffle LEAVE ME ALONE!! ✨six months✨ AHHH!! ✨six months✨ AHHHHHHHH!!!
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@CreeperC129 @CAGEtheGEGEG Jinora only shaved it all off to get the tattoos lol. Her hair grew back normally Either Yangchen's hairline is just like that or she did it on purpose 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@kingaroogaming @WongUpdates Really loved this movie and was saddened it didn't get a sequel. I'm also partial to a reboot of possible
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@HailEternal There's a lot of stuff left out but that's kinda the gist of it 😅
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@Jiggie_Jpeg @aliyahInterlude Forever a sidekick 💀😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@mastershearts This them, too
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@MerbinValladare @MCU_Direct Yeah, the original Groot. This new one is different from his parent
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
10 months
@iWhiteMC @Black_strwbrry this image is sending me though 🤣🤣🤣. Kenjaku got hit with fresh air
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@Nothennyfr I'm listening
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
1 year
May not be foreign but this still applies to the comments and quotes:
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@Naija_PR
Naija
1 year
I no understand
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@Icarus7000 @FabianGabrielR6 @ComicGirlAshley Feel so bad for Shocker now 😂. Kamala should accept him as an arch nemesis 😝💔
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Coach Blahk
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
Finally done with the show. 8/10 #RWBY
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
17 days
@clingyarchive And it's within the artist's rights to feel that way, but what they can't do is try to copyright strike every art or interpretation of their characters that they don't like. A better reaction would've been asking to not be shown art that they're not comfortable with
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@808break @hoelessbrian "Titty titty boom boom" was the name
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
1 month
You don't wanna know the number of times my mom has prayed against my sister finding a man like our father and that if sis does marry, her marriage won't be anything like hers 😂
@dejustice_
NONSO
1 month
Idk but I've noticed that it's only men that fantasize and long for the kind of marriages our parents had. The women in these marriages don't even wish same for their children, especially daughters.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Bruh, I've conquered so many fears since I left Christianity Owls, bats, & cats no longer evoke superstitious fear in me. I can walk outside my house by midnight without fear of witches or other imaginary entities 😂
@KR3Wmatic
Yẹmí.
5 months
The fear of God burning me in eternal hell, or a supernatural entity striking me with lightning, or a demon strangling me in my sleep has long since left me.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@iyoboosa Been there, done that. No inherent benefits whatsoever. Just faith, vibes and hallelujah
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@clingyarchive No, because it falls under fair use. Unless the person is use yae-whatever's work to make profit, they are well within their rights to use however they deem fit. And NSFW art being their personal boundary shouldn't affect someone making it in their own space
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Coach Blahk
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
6 months
Hey Jordan, while I can't help you financially with your fees, I hope this is of some help to you should you choose to further your education
@naetochukwu01
JORDAN..?
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Y’all are actually helping with my school fees men😭, thank you so much. I no even know wetin I wan talk ,
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
Dead or alive, I see snake, I run 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️. I hate those vile creatures 🤢
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@lokithanoskang @CBMshots He doesn't. This is all tech
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@ShadowKnightDK I've always loved this movie and never got the hate 😩. It's better than the first IMO
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@whelmedmf @ZeroReax Even Bruce himself acknowledges to Tony that he's not that kind of doctor. He fell asleep while listening to Tony's story 😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 months
@beebo293 @Sherry_Apple I'd argue horror is more depraved than sex. Why do you wanna see people tortured and/or murdered in graphic ways?? Do you enjoy watching people suffer, you psycho??
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@scarlazywitch He had the reactor and shrapnel out of his heart already 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 months
So his own limit wasn't rape, but necrophilia? Fucking hell 💔
@chubbiedivah
big baddie at noncesign
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it was such a terrifying case, and everyone was wondering why not one boy snitched on the culprits. even the person that eventually raised the alarm only did after attempting to rape her and realised she wasn't responsive at all, thinking she was dead.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@Deedii02 @miss_ezeani @Godlypagan Una badmouth too much 😭😭😂😂😂
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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They were reading non-con in a god honoring way 🙂‍↔️😂
@bearbrandmilkk
bearbrand milk @ internship arc 🔞 🇵🇭
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This reminded me of that one account that was vocally against proshippers and people found their ao3 bookmarks which has: - 80 underage fics - 22 noncon/rape fics - and 9 incest fics They privated both their account and ao3 bookmarks after being caught for their hypocrisy 😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@uche_forbes @FragileThistle @ozzyetomi And if the female isn't ready to have a child? Or was impregnated under circumstances outside of her control (rape, torn condom)? Abeg 🙄
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
@DavidOyedepoMin Their cursed just coz they're not putting money in your pocket? Mad😂
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
3 years
@At0micAce @KVatsfeld @AoTJewels That was outta pocket bruh 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
1 month
"not all men" "men are more logical than emotional" if you don't gtfoh with that stupid talk before I embezzle your teeth 😒 Women are raped, beaten, and killed by men all over the world over nothing yet you act surprised that they hate men
@JosephinaNnadi
Josephina Nnadi
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But "Women are emotional, Men are logical" just take a look at the so called logical gender
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
First it was the white allegations, now it's the baby allegations 💀😭
@ComicLoverMari
Mari 💖
2 years
Hand ratio
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Coach Blahk
2 years
@Christo04236511 @Emerald10151 The Mark V suit looks bare bones because of its function. It's mobile for easy access anywhere so it has to be light enough for easy carriage. If he folded his regular and more weaponized suits into a suitcase, Happy and Tony will rip their arms off trying to lift it
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@monster_bendii @JoeyCoyfox Y'all are so chronically online. No one actually uses this and even if they do, why's that stopping you from doing so, too? 😭🤣🤣
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@AntisOTD They should've seen the dirty thoughts I had as a minor 💀. Being repressed in a deeply religious household will do that to you, sadly
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
Best hand-to-hand combat scene in the MCU
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 months
I dunno why men get pissy when talking about these issues. Acting like they themselves don't tell the girls and women in their life not to trust men. But it gets to your turn and all of a sudden you're pissed you're part of those "strange men"? Lol. LMAO, even
@BigBadReni
Chief 🥷
2 months
This thing reminds me of something my dad did that increased my respect for him a thousandfold. He was driving me to school, we saw this girl that lives next to us. By her school uniform, her school was really close to mine so he offered her a lift. She said no, and my dad
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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It's like rejoicing that you're moving to Sodom and Gomorrah, which your god destroyed btw 💀
@KR3Wmatic
Yẹmí.
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Why do Nigerians view visas to countries that have legalized homosexuality as a divine blessing from God?
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
@SamuelGodwin_ @partyjollof_ Same here dude 🤣💔
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
3 months
You're the one looking for romance in a battle shonen LMAO Deku and Bakugo are like every basic bitch shonen rivalry that shippers misinterpret as romantic 💀
@emmyrulesj
୨୧ emmy !🍡 MITSURIS GIRL
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izuocha is like ur average lame side story in a shojo, no depth
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
@Tcastolo_ @_chloe_rosie @AdemoyeOlubakin A Christian could make this same argument; "you were never a Christian" they'd say. If she truly and genuinely finds joy and peace as a Christian than an atheist, good for her ❣️.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
10 months
You talk big for someone whose husband can be stolen with a plate of beans 😔
@_DebbieOA
MumZee✨🇳🇬
10 months
@maaziossy @UjuAnya Husband??? The agbaya is with a woman and you think she has an idea how to care for a man?? What drove her to be with a woman if it wasn't to be with a like minded person. Oponu ni iya yi seh.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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22k likes on this racist ass tweet. What a way to end 2023
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Coach Blahk
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It's even funnier when you consider that he brought up the genocide idea entirely on his own 😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
@iyoboosa What even makes your side the "winning side"? Why isn't it Buddhism or Islam or Hinduism? Why Christianity? What exactly makes it more special than the other religions?
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Coach Blahk
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Coach Blahk
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Men like this that bring up "continuation of human species" are hilarious. There are over 8 billion humans on the planet. Even if a third of that number said they don't wanna have kids, we're still not close to extinction from low birth rate anytime soon
@funke_adewuyi
Funke Adewuyi
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He's saying the quiet part out loud!
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@RedLightning420 Somebody gotta take care of the house and kids 🤭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 months
@AssntEater @VirusZeke @RedstyPOfficial Proship encompasses all that other stuff you listed though, lol. It literally means "for shipping", and that includes ALL types of ships. Not every proshipper supports those ships but we support people's right to ship and let ship; because it's fiction 😉
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
5 months
@auntyruckus101 😭😂😂 I have no issue with worshipping gods of other regions but her condescension for someone worshipping an imported god is crazyyyyy 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Wow, this is crazy good 😳
@yurisasusaku
M ❀ ◓
1 year
Boruto referencing Bucky and Cap’s famous knife fight from Winter Soldier for Sakura vs Shin was actually cool as fuck
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
It's grown on me and the thought process behind it is cool Regardless, Makkari >>>
@NebsGoodTakes
Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
2 years
genuinely have never understood how the flash running like this became such a divisive issue, it just looks cool to me idk
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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1. None of these are the endings 2. This third act surpasses anything Snyder's movies have produced
@DCSnyder5Fan
Hariharan
2 years
Dumbest movie endings of all time
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Coach Blahk
5 months
+1
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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They should have just recasted T'Challa from the get-go instead of this bullshit
@Marvel_Updates_
Marvel Updates
4 months
🚨Shuri will pass the Black Panther mantle down to young T’Challa -Shuri along with Nakia and Okoye will raise him to be the next rule of Wakanda (Source: @AlexFromCC )
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Coach Blahk
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@zoldycks_x @mainmajin If Sukuna had known about Yuji's RCT, he'd have gone for his head. That torse Cleave is lethal to anyone without RCT
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
8 months
@scoobertsolos @Sasspiria No, it doesn't. Y'all are the ones who have twisting the word to suit your headcanons Pro - for something Shipping - pairing two or more characters you like Proship - being for/supporting the shipping of characters That's it
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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I wonder how those people will feel if other big creators decide to also crackdown on any fanworks made of their creations. You'd see them cry and lament about the unfairness of it all. Like, it's valid to feel uncomfortable with NSFW art being made of your OC's.../1
@skyebatungbakal
skye 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇭 proshipper ringmaster
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sending your minor followers to look for porn of your characters so you can copyright strike the artists is wild. it's also wild that for a fandom that's supposed to be free of immoral shit y'all do love to send graphic rape threats to people lmfao
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@CultistArchive You use light mode Twitter? 🤨
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@bigtimevicks
Victoria✨🇹🇷
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Jesus
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Coach Blahk
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@Christo04236511 @Emerald10151 Agreed, although he only wore that jacket coz of the cold. His regular suit was still under it
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@holysukuna Are you Sukuna's high priest or something?? 😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@SpiderManShill @Forbes Focusing on what matters>>> 😂😂 PS: haven't seen Black Adam 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
1 year
@GHOSTdook @ShadzMangaOnly I'm glad you put "chooses" in quotes because Yuji would NEVER choose to be weak. It's Sukuna with his warped definition of strength gained from selfishness that sees Yuji's idealism and selflessness as holding him back, therefore, making him weak.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@ASpaceBlogyssey Boo! Jumpscare
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
3 years
It's my birthday!!! 🤩🥳💯
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@BaltoWolfX97 @TheMarvelFocus Bold of you to think that'd stop them 💀
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
7 months
And then there's Eobard Thawne. This nigga refined hating into a science 💀😭
@JohnnySpittin
Johnny
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The greatest hater in history vs the greatest hater of today
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Coach Blahk
2 years
The only reason Strange should've gone to Westview was to check out the situation and how bad it was. Maybe the civilians needed rescuing and such, not coz Wanda was grieving. Hello? They're not friends 😭. Barely coworkers. They'd fought in only one battle together at the time
@theant02
The Ant 🔮
2 years
@Vanyabug Like the fact Strange KNEW what happened in WestView and STILL didn’t check up on her until he needed her help??? That’s a nasty man right there
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
6 months
@funke_adewuyi Small g for god, saying "thank goodness" instead of "thank god"
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
4 years
RIP Kurama 💔😭. Been there since day one. Forever in my heart #Kurama
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
8 months
The way rape issues are handled Nollywood movies is so fucking disgusting
@sharonxoxo_
Moon ♡
8 months
How can armed robbers rape your wife and you'll be beating her because she didn't "stand her ground"? Them suppose just throw you for jail, stupid animal.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
8 months
@ulxma Me wey never even enter at all nko? 😭😭😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
10 months
What if this was my final straw?? What if I ended it all before 2024? 😭😭😭
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
17 days
@glsscoffin Once they've put their work out there for public consumption, they have no control over how the public perceives it or does with it (except they try to make profit off it). The best boundary they can put up is blocking NSFW content and asking to not be shown any of it
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Coach Blahk
3 months
Nigerians and Ghanaians, two hideous twins in encouraging bad behavior
@mistameister
Meistermind
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I know someone who lost 8 whole yrs of basic school because a pastor told her Dad she has witchcraft. He took her to a prayer camp for years to be chained to a tree for exorcism. Now when she expresses how much hate she has for her dad,Ghanaians say “cmon he’s still your dad”
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Found church and Christianity boring after awhile. I also realized it was fear that kept me religious. Plus, hearing that you're eternally damned even if you live a good life on Earth but reject Christianity disgusted me. Bit by bit, I gave up on religion and gods entirely
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Yẹmí.
9 months
Ex-Christians, what led you to reject Christianity? Any answers would be appreciated and can be as short or long as you like. So, why did you reject Christianity?
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@Milk_AndOreos Or you could, y'know, report them to real life authorities so they can be arrested... Oh yeah, I forgot, fictional characters don't matter in real life concerns 😂😂. You'd be laughed out faster than you can fully get a word out
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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@barbiesukuna @k6nn7 I'm so tired of that meme lol
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@Goldxn_Violin "He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy." "I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. I'm damn lucky you're my boy." C'mon, they should be serious 😭.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
@expiredtylernol @NotRazzifier @Kxng_Saanchez @and__nick @amandabb__ Only the Avabed, mattress of all four nations could stop them
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
5 years
I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this tweet but two wrongs don't make a right. An eye for an eye will leave everyone blind. Raiding Shoprite and burning MTN offices will not stop the killings. It will only cause unemployment for the Nigerians working there.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Thanos was a megalomaniac who only cared about proving that his way was the best just because Titan fell. With infinite power, there's so much he could have done to solve the issue (if there even was one) but he's a genocidal maniac
@LilithLovett
☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋
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Was it ever explained why he can’t just 2x, 5x, or 50x universal resources with the stones?
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Wasn't it weeks ago where people were condemning that lady for marrying Odanz, as per, "didn't you see his tweets?" But now tweets don't matter irl, abii? Y'all saying this rubbish will not die well. Sistah, run for your life 😂😭
@uzoart
Uzo Njoku
27 days
I found the twitter of the guy that I’ve been seeing and his retweets don’t match what I’m experiencing 😭😭 A perfect gentleman but most his retweets are about putting women in their place, wanting traditional women, preferring submissive women. And that’s not me!
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
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Crazy thing is, you forget everytime you're about to kill one. Then it opens its wings, charges at you, and you forget you're supposed to be higher on the food chain as you scream and run like a bitch 😭
@Tumi213
Tumi
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Nobody forgets the first time this happened to them. Your life flashes before your eyes
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
29 days
Three hours on a jet ski with nothing but this as your view is insane 💀
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@SymoneBeez
Symoné B. Beez
30 days
Once I found out you can ride a jet ski from Miami to Bimini, Bahamas in 3 hours I've been even more unimpressed with cruises lol
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
Call an ambulance!!! 💀😭
@matildae22
Matilda ♋︎
2 years
@LottieMoss I can see why you’d think that nepotism isn’t a massive advantage given that Kate Moss is your sister and yet you haven’t managed to do anything with that
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
6 months
My favourite part of this design is how his markings morph to form Sukuna/Fleetway's tattoos
@Drag0nartzz
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6 months
Shadowkuna ( Sonic x JJK )
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
Can't believe my first ever introduction to RWBY was through fanfiction #RWBY
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
2 years
My god, y'all have started again 🤦🏽‍♂️ Comparing fiction to real life
@primo_cat
Primo
2 years
@haleydaniiie @ycsm1n @vversaciess Well look at anime fans for example, there are some that genuinely defend sexually depicted pictures of anime children and think it’s a normal thing to be attracted to.
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@coach_blahk
Coach Blahk
29 days
I...I need holy water
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@officiallyramc
Lyra (top 0.5% underscores listener)
29 days
i don't remember if anyone's done this recently but drop your favorite episode of any series! can be underrated, overrated, i don't mind! i'll go first: And Then There Was Ben (OV s5e10)
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