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i once saw someone on here use physics to explain that only someone with a fat ass could achieve this.
Tom Cruise's underrated pole stunt in Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015).
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he hit her one time and she shot him dead less than a minute later. gorgeous work. phenomenal scene. janice is such a damn good character.
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there are so many things about carrie that i find abhorrent but her unflappable sense of whimsy is not one of them. i love a person who experiences life so loudly and earnestly. is it cool to act like this? no. but there's nothing so uncool to me as apathy.
Camp is Carrie Bradshaw seeing the Eiffel Tower for the first time.
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this one kills me
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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couldn't remember what elmo's little plushie was called so i googled it and found out his name is "baby david" 😭 im gonna cryyyy.
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing
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no, LENA had a brat summer. bridget was traumatized by her mom's death and a sexual experience with her soccer coach, carmen was bullied and body shamed by her father and his racist new family, and tibby worked retail and befriended a sick little girl who ended up dying.
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I hope Nicholas Hoult plays Lex Luthor exactly like this
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lotta misinformation in the replies here. i fear it is time to put on my scooby-doo herstorian hat. .
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in conclusion, fuck scrappy doo. here's a photo of him shaking hands with ronald reagan.
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@offbeatorbit I DO TOO 😭 the producer off screen kills me bc i'd also have to clarify like?? why would she say that??.
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i know janice (if she were real, that is) is not a good person. but she is a good character. among other things, she tries to reject the family lifestyle but she's completely ingrained in it. she can never get away from it. violence, manipulation, & bullying are in her bones.
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masterpiece incoming.
Kirsten Dunst is developing a dark comedy with Jessica Elbaum, producer of ‘Booksmart’, ‘Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar’, ‘Hustlers’, and ‘Bachelorette’.
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over and over we see that janice is just as mean as tony and in many instances, crosses lines that tony wouldn't. who would she have been if she were born a man?.
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she was raised by a woman who put a hit out on her own son! brutality is her reality! that's what family does!.
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when christopher nolan wins the oscar i know it will be bc he chose josh hartnett (6'3, wide as a refrigerator, looks like batman) to play a nuclear physicist who wears tight sweater vests and little glasses.
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his storylines on six feet under were blood-curdling. if that show ever made a comeback on here, the discourse would be legendarily awful.
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@10dollarRatt oh she was certainly a horrible person who made one fucked up choice after another but she was also a fascinatingly complex character. she was a product of a seriously bizarre lifestyle and a community with very backwards ideas about gender.
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@dave0v0 people thought he was lying about that being his real ass but he was not!! he's just got it like that!!.
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lena: wow what a fun, wild, sexy summer that was!!!.bridget, carmen, & tibby:
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2000s disney channel herstorians. walk with me.
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he's tacky, he's rude, and he's just not a good character. james gunn, a gen xer, made him the villain in his scooby-doo movie because he was despised by his generation of scooby-doo fans. it's an in-joke for them.
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it basically all boils down to cousin oliver syndrome. bringing a new, young character into a show to renew viewers' interest in the show is a classically hacky hallmark of television.
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Writing your lunatic egomaniac monster actor off the show by having his character literally jerk himself off to death is really funny.
Today in 2014, Cooperative Polygraphy aired! Written by Alex Rubens and directed by Tristram Shapeero, and in a CHURCH Britta? That's where Jesus gets his mail. #OriginalAiring
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anyways, here's the cake my best friend made me for my 21st birthday, inspired by this tumblr post from a scrappy hate blog!
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"americans are too enthusiastic and excitable" is such a funny thing i see/hear people say all the time bc like. ok? it feels good to be excited about something and express that to your fellow human. sorry you're so bitter and easily agitated by the sound of joy, that must suck.
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@doubtpointv2 you truly could put carrie's ass anywhere in any time and she'd have the same problems it's so true.
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scrappy was brought on to breathe new life into the scooby-doo franchise, which was waning in popularity by the late 70s. gen x fans of the show at the time hated him because he was annoying. he had bad catchphrases and stole the spotlight from better characters.
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james gunn did not invent hating scrappy. even if younger audiences who weren't as familiar with the cartoons may have been influenced to dislike him because of the live action movie.
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mista chedda although you were born of unholy practices you will always be my dear friend, my brother in spirit and heart.
mista chedda was the only good AI image. we needed to pack it up after him
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in dune part 2 when the fremen laugh at paul for being beautiful and bad at eating spicy food
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i was gonna tweet 'why is he in a little panty set wrestling another man?' but that would make me sound ungrateful. which i am not. i am most grateful. let history remember that i am grateful.
Our lives are the sum of our choices. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. See you at the movies May 23, 2025.
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the concept of wanting to get back with your ex only to find out she's now dating josh hartnett (6'3, wide as a refrigerator, looks like bruce wayne) is so physically humiliating i can hardly fathom it
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james marsden is among the ranks of men in hollywood who i believe have experienced misogyny due to how stunningly beautiful they are
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if im being honest we do not have young actors who can do this anymore. not one. no, not even him.
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they need to shut this shit down. we don't need this. at all. the movies are kind of miraculous all things considered. they're as good an adaptation as anyone can ever hope for. now let's stop letting that woman produce things. because she's evil.
EXCLUSIVE: The 'Harry Potter' television series is moving closer to fruition
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@MaraWilson I think it’s important to note that his dad’s wikipedia page currently looks like this:
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@MeganBitchell when she meets him and he's wearing his little glasses?? i would not behave in a professional manner.
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one of the best how we met stories ever. devastatingly romantic.
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always kinda felt bad for the girl who was apparently a sad single mom who got a last minute invite to the sk8er boi's concert from the same friends who told her not to date him just 5 years ago.
I love when songs have a plot twist. like when you find out that the skater boy is now dating avril lavigne.
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@offbeatorbit reminds me of when I was in hs & there was this huge party that got busted by the cops & one of the hottest guys in the county got slammed down on a cop car and handcuffed and I knew several people who wrote fanfiction about how hot the incident was and shared it in a group chat.
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i just know christopher nolan's eyes popped out of his head the first time he laid eyes on this man.
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no bc shit like this is proof to me that zillennialism is real. .
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@mrswambsgans op saying it's hard to feel sorry for elisabeth because she has no friends or family??? that's exactly why you should feel sorry for her. she literally only had her image. she had nothing else to make life feel like it was worth living. that's devastating.
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@starswheeled Lily-Rose and I are the same age and I've been following her career since she first debuted as a model/actress and I fully remember this guy/this relationship but I had no idea he was so much older?? Oh my god??.
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love how cinesthetic occasionally takes a break from drooling over every actress in hollywood to drool over tom cruise. many such cases as they say.
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@alibrooke4ever apropos of nothing but robert pattinson looks like the most beautiful antique porcelain doll with painted rosy cheeks of all time in this movie. knocks the wind out of me every time.
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actually everyone on this show had storylines that made me feel physically sick. the summer when i was 19 (and already very depressed) and i decided to binge this whole show in my childhood bedroom was a mistake. phenomenal show, hideously upsetting subject matter.
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young women please free yourself from this bullshit oh my god.
Young women on tiktok are experiencing some sort of collective psychosis
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do NOT invite me out unless we're going to a WB promo from 1999 🙅♀️.
WB’s 1999 promo with the stars from Buffy, Angel, Charmed, and Dawson’s Creek
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@crulge the episode where his friend called The Unit shows up to cause drama is peak television.
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@VoicesByZane teenage girls on tumblr were shipping these dwarves with each other like their lives depended on it.
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@BenjaminCrew1 michael caine really sells the tragedy of scrooge's lost love like no one else ever has or ever could. when he begs the spirit not to show him i'm begging right alongside him!!.
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@ModernGurlzz everyone is making jokes about this but it all seems incredibly sinister and upsetting to me.
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obviously don't think americans are a perfect people (there's no such thing) but i do think being widely considered passionate and earnest is cool.
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the pride i feel as a north carolina woman when i look upon this image is immeasurable.
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@jailedamanda these directors need to stop undermining my girl kiki's movies before they even premiere
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because the women would be brutally bullied online if they were perceived as any less attractive than the famous woman in question :/.
and why aren’t they doing look alike contests for girls???.
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the scenes where patricia clarkson, frances conroy, and kathy bates were acting together. there are no words to describe how divine those moments were. some of the best television ever. 3 heavyweights bringing their all and sharing their talents. once in a lifetime shit.
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I'm ngl if someone started a big ass argument with me the way nicole's character did and said all that and then I basically got called into fucking work, I would probably also act like this lmfaooo
watching eyes wide shut until I feel too insane and I have to call it quits. merry christmas.
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you are either born with the "finds love actually charming" gene or the "finds love actually repulsive gene. cilantro style.
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he's too good looking and interesting and beautiful and talented and charismatic for all of this. young actors used to be in scorsese films and charming cameron crowe rom coms. we used to be a country.
Nicholas Hoult has been cast as Lex Luthor in ‘SUPERMAN LEGACY’. (Source: Deadline)
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timothée chalamet wearing his own pink juicy couture hoodie in this new GQ shoot. ,,,,it’s a lot for me to process, personally.
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i am now a full time baby david stan. i will be painting his sweet visage on pottery. this is quite serious.
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woody harrelson is a very hot man, hope this helps.
In season one of True Detective, Woody Harrelson gets to eat Alexandra Daddario’s ass AND is offered anal sex by Lili Simmons. On top of that, he’s married to Michelle Monaghan. All while looking like this…
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@a0ifelawless my personal favorite part was:. nev and max: isn’t katy perry dating someone?.that man: uh. yeah, i think she might be dating the elf from lord of the rings. nev and max: ORLANDO BLOOM??.
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i love these movies so much lmfao. there's so much of this kind of thing in the originals and the prequels. aunt beru's denim jacket is my favorite example.
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@roxana_hadadi someday this man will have the career he deserves. someday he won’t have to play 2nd fiddle to cgi animals in every movie he’s in. and on that day we won’t even be ready for his serve. but we will be grateful for it.
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the otherworldly volume, bounce, movement, etc of his m:i2 ethan bob needs to be studied by top physicists all over the globe.
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britney seeking out colin farrell after her breakup with buckwild. oh she's real.
Britney Spears and Colin Farrell in 2003 at the premiere of 'The Recruit.'
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@bigfatmoosepssy YEAH. i feel like i had zero perspective about it when it came out bc i was 8 and the entire world revolved around high school musical for me anyways. but looking back? that was so crazy.
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phenomenal actor. his portrayal of théoden's grief is one of the most moving things in the entire lord of the rings trilogy. this scene will never leave me. wonderfully talented man.
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the episode where michael was forced to smoke crack??? i genuinely don't think i have the stomach to ever rewatch that one. one of the most unsettling things ever aired on television. imo.
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for the first time in 18 years, at least as long as I can recall, Disney Channel is not airing The Luck of the Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. this is the lowest blow. devastated is an understatement. please respect my privacy at this time.
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no. instagram is just not the same vibe. these are my people. some people i know very well, some people i barely know but share similar, often off-putting interests with.
First look at Instagram’s new competitor platform to Twitter, ‘Threads.’
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rewatching veep and i forgot there was an episode where selina goes to a pig pickin in nc and dresses like this for some reason lmfao
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@goth_vito_jr exactly!! she doesn't get to have power the way tony does and maybe that's why she's a little more twisted than him. she has to get a little more creative to feel that release of exerting power over others.
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@saladmonkeyy his painted nails, the gorgeous house, taylor swift playing inside when his daughter arrives. no one has ever been outgunned like this before. maybe in all of human history.
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just saw lisa frankenstein. new weird girl classic just dropped. not everyone's gonna get that. but i sure did. diablo cody you continue to be my god. i am experiencing joy. this is very serious.
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omg he's a grimini?!.
McDonald's is celebrating Grimace's birthday in June with a new meal that comes with a purple shake!. The big question is what flavor the shake will be - it's purple so you'd think maybe grape, but some rumors are that it's vanilla. Are you ready to celebrate Grimace's birthday?
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the substance (2024) and vanilla sky (2001) would kinda be an amazing double feature. both deal with the idea that being born too supernaturally beautiful is actually a horrible curse.
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@saladmonkeyy i'm still so hung up on it. it's unfathomable.
the concept of wanting to get back with your ex only to find out she's now dating josh hartnett (6'3, wide as a refrigerator, looks like bruce wayne) is so physically humiliating i can hardly fathom it
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@metaplexmovies portraying the jedi order as a deeply corrupt institution tangled up in serving politicians instead of making them out to be the heroes luke made us think they were in the OT was a seriously brilliant and nuanced choice.
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@alibrooke4ever they have such different vibes, talents, backgrounds, styles, etc. they certainly are both brunette women but the similarities stop there. this letterboxd review is very this.
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everybody in every mission impossible movie has a debilitating disgusting crazy crush on ethan hunt and that's the secret to why they rock so hard.
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she’s clearly so disgusted and disturbed by how she was treated and everyone just laughed. there’s nothing funny about an old man objectifying a 10th grade girl and making her into a sex object. Megan will always deserve better.
this clip makes me so mad like megan's literally talking about how michael bay made her play a stripper at 15 and the audience just laughs and downplays it like it's a quirky endearing story
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