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@clownmalenko
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3 years
@tara_chara When I lived there they tried to build a parking garage near the centre and found Augustus' horse stables when they dug the foundation.
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@clownmalenko
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@MattLaneWrites In the span of a week they had that ruling and also ruled that politicians can pay themselves as much as they want out of campaign contributions. Its been a horrifying glimpse into the future if the court stays how it is.
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@clownmalenko
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@ricky4890 @bocxtop You don't typically pay straight cash for a house, Rick.
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@clownmalenko
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@friendlypetacc Evergreen tweet:
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@clownmalenko
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@AFABRocky My man Jack here is the final stage of that
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@clownmalenko
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@abbieasr Those people all have long Covid.
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@clownmalenko
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@2Saddington I had an Irish friend who still hated Matthew Broderick with a passion in like 2012 because of it.
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@clownmalenko
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@JUNlPER We just gotta send Nick Gage his way
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@clownmalenko
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@DiabolicalSpuds I am a 40 year old man with a professional job and I still feed my kids something like this for dinner occasionally. Anyone who says they haven't is lying.
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@clownmalenko
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@clownmalenko
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FTR Bald has Bischoff absolutely shook.
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@clownmalenko
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@AprilDespain @__Heisenburg__ Clearly not if she's married to him.
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@clownmalenko
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@TheWapplehouse It's one of the rare times where you do, in fact, gotta hand it to her. I think she's a generally awful person but this is as complete as any apology can be.
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@clownmalenko
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@noralove @EricTheRednBlk @SurprisedFace @nypost The guy killed his wife and daughter but that's the photo the Post ran with the article, as opposed to his mug shot like they would have if he were not white.
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@clownmalenko
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@CantEverDie My favorite Drake related tweet:
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@clownmalenko
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@punished_stu My problem is I love sports, but as an American who now lives in Scotland I have absolutely no interest in football (soccer) and golf sucks so bad. I've tried with footy but it's just not something I can get invested in.
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@clownmalenko
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@LeoMars75 The entire east coast of Scotland is not just Edinburgh and includes one of the highest value ports in Europe. You melt.
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@clownmalenko
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@clownmalenko
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@fingerbIaster My dad for years claimed he was 6'1 even though he was clearly taller (he couldn't imagine bring taller than his older brother who is indeed 6'1). When I was about 20 I told him 'Pops, I'm 6'1 and you're taller than me.' He now admits he's a little over 6'4.
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@clownmalenko
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@AndrewGrevas I'm glad your parents fed you straight lead as a child.
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@clownmalenko
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@bethanyshondark You yell at homeless people, Bethany.
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@clownmalenko
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@br00t4lism I love it when parents try to connect with their kids and end up cluelessly roasting them.
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@clownmalenko
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@Real_Dan_Green @punkrockfactory Well, I guess that settles it then.
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@clownmalenko
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@justinboldaji One of my friend's dad would have us call out which two fingers, on either hand, and whistle louder than an other man on earth with like his left pinkie and right ring finger.
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@clownmalenko
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@Universe__Lover The hilarious bit is how little she seems to understand how it works. You got 3 floors, you rent one out for Airbnb, they're not going to pay you for the non-airbnb part. They're also not going to pay you for 'lost bookings'. Learn how a business is run, lady.
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@clownmalenko
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@SethAMandel @bethanyshondark @kenklippenstein That's a nasty thing to say about your own wife!
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@clownmalenko
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@GreatApeDad I'm turning 40 this year and would call him sir.
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@clownmalenko
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@Dying_Pixels @RightWingCope @CoinersTakingLs They're not impoverished. They have put their money into NFTs. This is a choice those guys are making.
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@clownmalenko
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@hangmanpages Do you think Jeff Jarrett's former babysitter ruins kayfabe for Kelce?
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@clownmalenko
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@leechwaifu London, Paris, NY City cities that famously have no underground transportation. In Rome it took 30 years to build a new Metro line because they kept finding archaeological sites.
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@clownmalenko
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@whstancil She's literally on the same level as Beto. They're both high profile Dem machine losers.
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@clownmalenko
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@PissJugTycoon No lie, I when I moved to Scotland I finally trusted doctors and the like because they have no incentive to lie to me.
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@swiftlydunphy Charlie's Angels?
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@granth1974 @Sandernista412 You're right. Will Smith didn't kill anyone.
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@clownmalenko
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@BudrykZack Dude doesn't say 5 words before the end where he's a blubbering mess laying out the human emotion toll of war in the most sympathetic way possible. God, early Stalone was so awesome.
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@EclecticHams Which one? Green Day is obviously apeing an early 80's English punk/2nd wave ska sound. So Cal pop punk is pure Orange County, and Blink is kinda an exaggerated (and oft imitated) version of this
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@clownmalenko
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@Srirachachau Actually, Ted Turner is super based
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@clownmalenko
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@tsmidnightsts10 Hi, I am Mr Pitchfork and I personally think Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff are the worst. I pay critics extra to give them bad reviews (7/10).
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@clownmalenko
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@__Heisenburg__ @AprilDespain Your church literally demonised people because of race. Your church dedicated money and effort to prevent gay marriage. Your pfp and handle are of a pathetic loser, which is very fitting. The fact you think there are 'wicked' shows how childish your worldview is. Good day sir.
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@clownmalenko
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@ashleyfeinberg I'm loving that Bari Weiss, who has never to my knowledge done any investigative reporting, is a) been given the 'files' and b) us referred to as a journalist .
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@clownmalenko
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@HokusGrey @jordanbpeterson JP is far right, that's for sure
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@WrestlingMark16 That's not fair to Coach. He knows a lot about sexually harassing co-workers too!
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@thechosenberg @helloiampoppy Man, she offered to help but the daughter said no thank you.
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@clownmalenko
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@redpyrameadhead Either of their faces are how I'd react too.
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@adamhousley Man, this us clearly going well for you now that you've tried to move the goalposts several times and are still wrong.
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@erikagajda @aherman2006 He's so old he can't even keep his eyes open!
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@ASFleischman Wow. Did a little digging and this isn’t the first time she’s had issues with professional boundaries:
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@clownmalenko
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@imanonamission @ConceptHuman That's a pretty shit list of songs. 2013 had some great stuff (Yeezus, Sunbather, Chvrches) but a lot of absolute abysmal stuff too.
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@clownmalenko
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@haramcart We Didn't Start the Fire is soooooooo bad
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@DadsHotCum1 @Universe__Lover How's that airbnb's fault she overleveraged herself starting a buisness and now can't afford it?
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@jeremylambert88 There's no one who plays for the Lakers that's like super popular in Cleveland though. Right?
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@411wrestling That's an incredibly stupid thing for him to say.
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@punished_stu @RadishHarmers I was at a dinner Saturday and being as polite as possible said "I think it'd be an easy political victory to say 'we don't any more people to be killed'" and got that response. Its bizarre how many people can't see it even when it's broke down in the most couched terms possible
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@clownmalenko
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@WrestlingHumble HHH, 30 years into his pro career and still doesn't know how to use a mic properly. Smh
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@PatrickLoller @cocainekarate How about opiates, Patrick?
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@kimpossiblefact And the true ones are horrifying
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@clownmalenko
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When you add months to the age of your partner, you know it was wrong at the time.
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@OGPizzaDog Oh, I'm pretty sure there's a very specific thing about him Vince and Hunter didn't like.
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@TokyoDilf @RetvrnOfTheMatt I guess that's why she Walks This Way.
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@clownmalenko
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@Adamscherr99 @Planetofthe8 @Marcbuffbagwell Bro, can your company even afford train sound effects for you?
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@therealaaronk @dennisbhooper I remember watching that in a small theater in Rome and they had to stop the movie for like 45 minutes because someone passed out.
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@HeDunkInMyDonut @DraftGeneral69 @peterbropotkin @JohnathanPerk Even gross figures aren't even close. Most cops that die on duty murk themselves in car accidents.
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@clownmalenko
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@JarJarFan69 He ended up blocking a dozen people off of this interaction. It was gorgeous.
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@jeremy_spurrier @NikkiMcR Misquoting a children's movie after thinking about it in silence for 30 sec?
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@realwackyguy I honestly thought he was going to say Stalin, but hoo boy this is nuts.
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@clownmalenko
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@WizLikeWizard You used completely made up numbers, sorted them wrong, and are now crying about everyone calling you out on it? Grow up.
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@clownmalenko
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@154HopperAve Yes they are!
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@Fwiz Lol, you have 400k followers and not a single like on this.
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@Timcast Further proof Tim knows exactly 0 definitions of the word 'groom'
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@Lily_Bun_ @kjs3mom2 @ciapropaganda @AbortionChat @Remy_Legal Sounds like the dog in question here isn't fit to be in public spaces if its owner is afraid for the safety of children that approach it. Big difference between approaching a service dog and running into the street. Do you have kids?
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@clownmalenko
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@SharonElizaDC @matildabress You work comms for an 86 yo non voting congresswoman who was caught on tape seeking bribes from lobbyists.
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@clownmalenko
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@DavidOBowles You don’t come off unhinged at all here. Completely reasonable.
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@HeheWaitWhut I have never felt like I was losing my mind more than reading the replies that are all in support of the lady who brought a tripod to a ballgame.
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@kjs3mom2 @ciapropaganda @AbortionChat @Remy_Legal OP is asking the child to ignore their instincts.
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I know he wasn't always great, but check out this Final Thought from Jerry Springer about trans people in 1993.
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@McGillicudy @isaiah_bb @coopercooperco My pops inherited 3 small cabins in Tahoe and rented 2 of them to full time residents at below market rates. One owed him over a year of back rent that he never made pay because dude was having a hard time finding work.
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@irateconsumer69 So, your wife left you.
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@punkrockfactory Wow. I didn't think it was possible to ruin that song. A massive achievement
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@clownmalenko
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@RobertRenfro @JakeTropila @TheFilmStage Umm, I've been very poor and that is not the case. You can laugh and whatnot, but I can remember being afraid the lights would be turned off, or hiding from the repo man in a friends parents car. If they would have lost the car, they would lose their job and be homeless.
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@Abhishekak45737 @vinceperssonlol @OptimisticPhis @DaRealNatan @bkrich83 @FourNaanJeremy You realise the smaller guy there is considered one of the greatest ever while the bigger guy is literally used as a joke about being really bad and unskilled?
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@clownmalenko
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@guy_freire @EoinHiggins_ Glenn's getting testy about this
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@clownmalenko
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@jack_hamilton TCW is the only on the 'editorial board' who has absolutely no connection to a University. They are trying to be taken seriously.
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@gayest_tone She went even further and said she was a 'Desert Storm vet'. Lol.
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@clownmalenko
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@BackupHangman You mean AEW Black Dynamite?
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@PUA_DATING_TIPS This is the saddest thing I've ever read. You need therapy dude.
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@clownmalenko
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@francisxwolf @afrocosmist That 'send me your cranial measurements you yakubian ape' tweet lives in my head.
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@__Heisenburg__ @AprilDespain That's clown man to you, son.
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@clownmalenko
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@yeoldedad This man us trying to get $1500 a month for a gardening shed. I can spot at least 5 major red flags in these pictures.
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@clownmalenko
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@Chinchillazllla The chaser. Broken clocks etc...
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@Utwitily It's embarrassing, but not for the child.
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@Notteham @DeinosPro It is literally the top rated chain pizza place. Has been for about a decade. Think they're doing all right.
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@AliceRHamilton Something tells me she's just not very good
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@sammyguevara Man, you ain't really the person who should be talking about 'failing to get over'.
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