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Claudia

@claudiainbombay

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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
1 month
This is for @marinebharat , who points out the shitty trains in Germany. They may not be to your liking, dear, but they run on time, run on an average of 230km/h and I payed 29 Euro (INR 3000) for a 400 km ride. And the best: They are neither ordered nor being made, they exist🙂
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
6 months
@theliverdr I hope this goes without harassment. Hope they will not make you wait for hours...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@marinebharat As everything is cheap in India, just get yourself a cheap gym membership with great infra, superb trainers and start working out... Also Indian Gym should be way better than abroadwalli Gym, as all is better in SoBo?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@payeldas1011 Be grateful they did not ask for a father/husband to be present...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@marinebharat Stop drinking the cheap beer for a few hours, sober down and have a good look again...don't drink and tweet...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@fopminui @Morbidful Why did God give the hydrocephalus to your baby?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@marinebharat What makes you think I hate India? Also, I must keep on my toes to correct the nonsense you post🤣😂
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
9 months
@marinebharat It's nice that they could one part fast, but Turkey gets their shit together and gets the stuff operational, while Mumbai gets entangled in legal hassles and bad contractors. It may still take years even if they dug super fast for some stretch😥😓
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
9 months
@RoadsOfMumbai @FinMinIndia @themahavir The amazing thing is, that there is an 18 percent tax on hospital bill. Usually, the typical old age diseases are recurring and insurance will cover not all of it. So on every 10000 Rs hospital expense will be 1800 Rs tax... One should not tax hospital bills like this...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
7 months
@beastoftraal Yo! If I order a mutton biryani and a raita and a veg pulao, will it be 2 deliveries? Will the raita come with the mutton biryani or with the veg pulao or separate? Will fish have a blue box? Asking for a friend...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
1 month
@MTPHereToHelp After Wedding Event? Baby announcement party?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
5 months
@ask_aubry Because, eventually women lose the promotions or the job, slip into full-time time housewives, have to now take care of the cild/ren the husband and his parents... There is no escape...like it or not. A job can be changed, a city be moved out but once you have a kid or 2...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@shaniawan90 @LeenaManimekali Let's blindfold the men!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@Voice_For_India When a cow becomes more important than your fellow human beings,there is something seriously wrong! Also cows being worshipped and then starved to dead in Gaushalas seems rather confusing. India being one of the biggest beef exporters? So cow is holy in India but Dinner in Dubai?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
9 months
@marinebharat @spicy_memes4u It's my Tax Money as well,so why not point out certain things? Maybe it gets better?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@marinebharat Your exclusive club has no Gym?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@mumbaimatterz @mid_day Auto should concentrate on last leg connectivity...and drop the attitude of choosing trips...Ideally there should be a feeder bus line, everybody is sick of the Auto Wallah Attitude
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
3 months
@richapintoi @mybmc @sanjayhTOI How can illegal hawkers protest? They are not supposed to be around in the first place!!!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@Mangal41289199 @mayyankkd @ANI No, they may ask you to go for a check up, but it is not mandatory...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
8 months
@rajtoday A social media page alerted the Railways! Do they not get alerted by the cleaning staff? The security personnel? The employees using the washrooms???
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Claudia
2 months
@suyyashshukla @TimesAlgebraIND If the sister had been allowed to roam there, you would have screamed about a breach of security, I suppose... Rules are rules. They are for the safety of all athletes... They are not put in place to harass the Indian people...stop being childish...
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Claudia
3 months
@girlpilot_ After initiating this kind of witch-hunt on a woman who just lost her husband people should understand that she does not want to stay in this space!! And she will be travelling/migrating, which is her right to do!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
7 months
@Enraged_Indian Does the bank not need to inform us about this?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
6 months
@baldwhiner God should have prevented it...his temple, his ceremony, his elephant...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@Data_Statistica @TimesAlgebraIND For a person earning in Dollars it is cheap. For a person earning in Rupees it is expensive. It's actually quite easy to understand...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
1 month
@___110010100___ @marinebharat Having told me earlier that I should "Go back home" I am wondering what to expect, as I am "Home" now... Another person has already brought up Nazi Germany, so that is also done... Actually waiting for some response, but looks like he is having Chai at the club and busy... 🙂
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Claudia
5 months
@DriveSmart_IN @SafetyOverSpeed @RSGuy_India If a pedestrian waits at the Zebra Crossing, the driver is supposed to stop! Even before the pedestrian sets foot on the street...
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Claudia
6 months
Dr.Ashik Chopra Marg is being upgraded. It is getting concreted, and the drains on the sides are set parallel to the road. One could have easily turned them 90 degrees to not trap the bicycle tires, but, hey, that would be no fun... #mykwardwest #versova #drlavekarbarathi #mybmc
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Claudia
1 year
@marinebharat @arrowsofwords See, this is the problem, instead of understanding purchase power you wanna launch a personal attack. Just accept that there are people who earn a lot more on average and therefore a train ticket is no big deal? Also there would be options to bring down the price with discounts
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5 months
Good morning Versova! @LODHA could not sleep, so they decided to start the work early. At 5.45 am, to be exact! @MumbaiPolice is not bothered for reasons known best to themselves...will only ask exact adress @AndheriLOCA @LavekarBharati @nauzerbTOI @mid_day @TOIMumbai @VijayUs2
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Claudia
2 years
@KamathGurudutt India was never unified before the British. Indians have the advantage to learn English early and, therefore, speak it well. It enables jobs abroad and in India, helps tourism and travel. Why abandon it? The world is learning English and Indians want to unlearn it?
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Claudia
10 months
@vijaygajera Stay on the facts with the @theliverdr Show your arguments and reason in a scientific temper. Dragging Religion in this makes no sense... Nothing like a good debate! Have facts and arguments and go for it... Show what you have rather than backstabbing...
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Claudia
6 months
@Shayor19 @Morbidful Rape is a medieval crime!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
Versova is getting filthier by the day. Street garbage ignored, cut branches not being picked up, roads not swept for weeks, garbage bins not emptied for days, rats running around in broad daylight...are we just supposed to live like this and ignore this dirt?
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Claudia
3 months
@TopDriverIndia It would make a 1 minute difference to my drive, overall... I waste way more time than that on stupid stuff...I would stay behind...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
8 months
@richapintoi Uglyfying the city...
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Claudia
6 months
@serish Because India does not believe in efficient public Mass Transport! It works so well in the rest of the world, but hey, here we must fight the Cabby and Rickshaw Wallah and spent long hours after an already tiring flight. Incredible India!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
10 months
@RoadsOfMumbai @MNCDFbombay @mumbaimatterz These grills should always run horizontal towards the driving direction. Such basic concepts seem so surprisingly new to the BMC...and nobody gives a hoot about a cycle anyway...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@payeldas1011 There you go...they most probably would create issues otherwise...
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Claudia
2 months
@marinebharat @vivid_intention You pay for the schools and hospitals, they cost money and are not free. So a bridge , a road and the bus... Which promenades are you talking about, btw? Would love to see those...
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Claudia
2 years
@cbdhage @sivapraveendxb Drivers will make it 14 lane in no time...😉
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Claudia
2 months
@bhaumikgowande I was standing at the bus stop and some old man came up to me...after inquiring "Which Country", his next statement was: Your husband must be poor, because you are taking the bus. There we go... Also, women has no status, it's the husband one refers to...
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1 year
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
4 months
@ask_aubry I am on the left. My legs are clearly longer. I do not know this man.
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 months
@mumbaimatterz @mybmc @HBmargforum Why are these shops on the footpath even allowed? What are they good for other than cigarettes, tobacco, snacks and chocolates? Which one could buy in a shop without any problem...
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Claudia
1 year
@marinebharat @arrowsofwords Yo Baby! With an average salary of 2500 Euro after taxes one cannot afford a 60 Euro ticket? We pay that for a nice dinner in a restaurant...just saying...
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Claudia
7 months
@zoru75 That's a central median, not a garden!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@nrrayengar @LeenaManimekali Choice, it's about a woman's choice to wear what she wants...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
10 days
@rajtoday You want Mumbai to party 24 hours in a day, restaurants and pubs should be open, but public transport goes to sleep by 10pm? The suburban trains have better timings than the Metro...
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Claudia
7 months
@DesiSanatani @fasc1nate Buses have level entrances, ramps, or lifts. For wheelchairs, prams, people who cannot climb stairs and so on. If the driver had to help with any disabled passenger, he would be in hospital with a bad back shortly! Seems a staged clip anyway... This is NOT how things are done...
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Claudia
2 years
@TOIMumbai Idea is to not pollute in the first place, get dust of the roads not by manual sweeping but with a vacuum suction cleaning machine,get builders to clean up the road leading to the construction site daily, better quality buildings need not be broken down every 20 years...
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Claudia
2 months
@PowerTrain_YT Problem with the guy is that he compares the non-compairable, which turns into blubber, eventually... Also a tad racist, wanting to send me home for commenting on his posts...living in a inherited SoBo bubble and driving a fastfast car on fastfast roads...super-inflated ego...
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Claudia
10 months
@mashrujeet @MNCDFbombay @RoadsOfMumbai @mumbaimatterz @ChandivaliCCWA @mulund_info These are the priorities? What about illegal hawkers on the footpaths? That would be some urgent works...not sure if a signboard is really important to most of the people...
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Claudia
2 months
@Mumbaikhabar9 No wheelchair? No help from the fellow commuters? That's miserable...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
6 months
@AnObserversView When the foreigners were still allowed inside the temples...
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Claudia
1 year
@zoru75 Beta, Metro 3 is still to open. Do not stand and look there, wait for it to start. Once it catches on, more rakes can be bought...that's a sensible thing to do, I would say... I know you do not like Metro, but people like me love and need it. You drive your car, Beta 🙂
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Claudia
29 days
@walkingproject There is a reason nobody in any Mega City has built Pod Taxi for public transport...
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Claudia
3 months
@filtercoffeefan @timesofindia Beef and Chicken and Mutton are Kuwait staples, pork can be bought in Supermarkets and eaten at home.
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Claudia
3 months
@MumbaiMetro3 @AshwiniBhide @SubodhGupta_ @RamanaR4 @RDSOLucknow Could you just give the date??? Please??? When people will be able to travel on the thing??? Just the date??? Please?????
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Claudia
2 years
@GandhyNargis @zoru75 My road got finally made after almost a year. But , hey, let's dig it up again, as it was a smooth concrete road for a change... So this road lasted like 2 weeks... and they are at it again...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
3 years
@fatimasflavors In the bank? Is that not a bigger sin than showing hair?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
6 months
@harshahahaaha I find no anesthetics in that, it has spoilt one of the scenic spots of Bombay, deprives people from using the seafront, and serves only the 10% of South Mumbai folks who own a car... Also, new bottlenecks are emerging because, eventually, all those cars need to go somewhere...
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Claudia
1 year
@ThinkingGuy6 @RahulSeeker Why do men roam around without anything covering their upper half?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
5 months
@ShivamVahia Yeah,Mumbai infra really improved with a bridge and that coastal road! One needs a car, which 85 % of Mumbaikars do not own! And a driver to go circling in South Bombay, as one cannot find parking anywhere... But most people do not have a car in the first place, so back to zero
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Claudia
1 month
@Dixit4Neeraj @marinebharat There are problems, of course! Tracks being upgraded , trains not running due to lack of personal, it's a bit like a gamble at times, but if you miss your connection you can go on the next train... But I was lucky today, all went smooth...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@ndtv Serum nearing expiry date?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
2 years
@Frompinkcity1 @Muzzris America has no national religion. There is no national religion in Australia, either!
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
26 days
@active_mobility Give WORKING escalators and it should be fine
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
6 months
@theliverdr Is it possible to file an RTI and ask, what the highly funded Ayush Ministery is doing? Research, quality control, testing, education? Or none of the above?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
7 months
@mumbaimatterz @fpjindia @RuchaKanolkar15 @MNCDFbombay You got a free house and cannot afford to pay a monthly maintenance fee? Well, this sounds just like a stubborn refuse to put any money in cost of living, as they have been used to from the slum days...those people should not be given houses. This sounds harsh, but seems reality
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
3 months
Turning from Dr. Ashok Chopra Mark towards the Lodha Construction Site, the footpath from one road stops and does not connect to the footpath to the other road. There is 2 square meters of nothingness, quite a big step to get down there. Now some good soul has made a little👇👇
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Claudia
11 months
@ImtiazMadmood Muslims seem extremely obsessed with sex and alcohol. It may help to remember that there is so much more to life...
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Claudia
1 year
@marinebharat It's a bit tricky, but if you travel First Class and not at peak times it is very manageable...there is no third class on a local...looks like you are not really using the train, just "scared"... You are the SoBo Kid, na? Why travel? Everything is available in SoBo, just stay...
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Claudia
6 months
Do people not feel stupid if they are paying their stuff on time? Should one just put the dues in the market and earn interest than paying on time? And wait for the waiver to come along?
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Claudia
5 months
@rushikesh_agre_ While we love your content, try to focus on the exams now...results will be your entry ticket to further education or job or whatever else you wish to do...
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Claudia
1 year
@zoru75 @nik__nr Traffic may go off the trains, not necessarily off the roads. Only people using public transport will get an advantage. Your choice to take the car or switch to Metro. If you build more roads, more roads will get congested. Individual cars are not sustainable in a Mega City...
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Claudia
5 months
@RoadsOfMumbai I recently went to Elephanta Caves, wanted to revisit after a gee years. Entry for Indians:Rs 40.- Entry for foreigners: Rs 600.- Indian with US , UK or any other passport will pay the "Indian" fee, visible different race people are asked to cough up a huge amount for exactly 👇
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Claudia
1 month
@bhaumikgowande Mumbai busses are filthy, broken, have massive steps to climb up and down and are completely unreliable, 45 min waiting in rush hour is crazy, and then the bus is full after 2 stops and just passes the other stops... Bus shortage, not user shortage!
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Claudia
5 months
@SagasofBharat @rameshsbhumihar So where are the Germans lacking hygiene, in your opinion? And how do you teach them?
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
11 months
@mumbaimatterz No hawkers??? What if I need to buy a T-shirt or a mobile phone cover, a pouch or a keychain desperately??? Doomed...🤣😅
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
1 year
@rajtoday @mid_day @mumbaimatterz @mumbairailusers @LocalPressCo @AshwiniVaishnaw @raosahebdanve @DarshanaJardosh @PMOIndia @narendramodi Where will the money come from? Also, I feel the coaches are not much of a problem. We needed more tracks and trains to reduce the load during peak time...travel is inhuman in those trains...
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Claudia
2 years
@TruthNo_7 Some flight with a approx. 12 year old behind me, Mom and Dad close by...he kept hammering the touch screen, requests to do it gently where ignored by the family, Mom said boy is too young and there is nothing she can do..."Boy" smirked at me and hammered the screen even harder
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Claudia
18 days
@harshahahaaha I hope it's sarcasm, as the whole coastal road is ugly, blocked the beaches and views and shifts the traffic jams to new places... It serves approx 15 percent of the population and has been build with everybody's tax money... No public trains added and the promised greenery gone
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Claudia
9 months
@academicviews @TheTweetOfRhea You can not cherry pick and refer to symbolism all the time when it gets uncomfortable...it's like "The Bible is the truth, but only sometimes and they actually did not mean it like this..."
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Claudia
1 year
@Cow__Momma Is there nothing that can be done about this man?
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Claudia
1 year
@ImtiazMadmood They can be violent when the "Good Book" is burned. But I have to tolerate threats from the "Good Book"? Sadly, with Muslims there seems to be no common ground. Also they ruin their own lands and then migrate to other countries and want to ruin those as well...
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Claudia
1 year
@DPrasanthNair @RailMinIndia @AshwiniVaishnaw @narendramodi Zipping around in a TGV or an ICE between 200 to 300 km/h is the same as Vandhe Bharat? I beg to differ, they are leagues apart...
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Claudia
3 months
@zoru75 Have a look at Versova, same "Promenade" was made without drainage...now it turns into a water canal during monsoons and people actually walk on the walls😎
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Claudia
2 months
@Parentingtip2go @fopminui @Morbidful Must be the devil...why did God not kill the devil?
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Claudia
12 days
@harshahahaaha I think Bombay people are desperate for better public transport, it's just that politicians prefer to build roads... Almost 90 % would opt for more buses, trains and so on, it's just that nobody asks us...
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Claudia
1 year
@erbmjha A speaker is NOT a traditional way, neither for mosque nor for temple nor for church. Ban the speakers for all religious outfits, get back to the traditional ways?
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Claudia
6 months
@naamjanoge @DrSanjay277 What a nasty, small-minded person would relate a typo to anything? Shameful behavior...
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Claudia
5 months
@mulund_info @somitsenTOI Always wanting to do things nobody needs or wants... Please clean the garbage and repair the roads first!
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Claudia
1 year
@DegenerateBrah Lemons are not on @theliverdr list 😊 Scurvy is usually not seen on land nor in people with normal food intake. The good Doctor is talking about today's times, not 500 years back...
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Claudia
2 months
@active_mobility @KalaburgiCorp Versova has better😂🤣
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Claudia
4 months
@mumbaimatterz Drain seems higher than surrounding road level? Rubble will peel off in no time...Bikers will enjoy this combo much...
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@claudiainbombay
Claudia
5 months
My legs are surely longer, still a pesky short male has to open wide to get a good feel of me and enjoys the ride... My request to keep his legs on "his side of the seat" in English and Hindi changed nothing. #frotteur #manspreading #harassment
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2 years
Installed in great hurry with great financial input, but nobody to maintain it...what a waste, all dead plants in town now...
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