Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
JOHN FETTERMAN ‼ the High Council Of Pennsylvania Fat Boys have deemed you unworthy‼you are hereby EXCOMMUNICADO‼ your Shorts In Winter privileges have been REVOKED ‼ your Sheetz card will be DESTROYED‼ May God have mercy on your soul ‼
Obama to Sanders in 2018, via
@AriRabinHavt
:
“Bernie, you are an Old Testament prophet—a moral voice for our party giving us guidance. Here is the thing, though. Prophets don’t get to be king. Kings have to make choices prophets don’t. Are you willing to make those choices?”
It's so funny that the showrunners of this have less faith in the media literacy of their audience than the showrunners on the original series, which was - I cannot stress this enough- a show for actual children.
“There are certain roles I think that Katara did in the cartoon that we didn’t necessarily also do here. I mean, I don’t want to really get into a lot of that, but some gender issues that didn’t quite translate from the cartoon.” - Albert Kim, producer of ATLA Live Action.
It's so funny that we still know basically nothing about how consciousness actually works, but we still see a new article every week on "the danger of AI" because a STEM guy will type 7734 into his calculator and then turn it upside down and get scared
It's interesting how "grooming" is the current RW bugbear but they've also crafted a definition of "grooming" that excludes their own desire to have child brides
In the past I have tried to argue that the understanding of God in Christianity is not just "some big Guy who lives up in the sky", but after reading tons of annoying atheist posts, I have decided that I believe in a Guy in the Sky now out of pure spite.
the most vocal CisHet supporters of LGBTQ ppl on Jesus Twitter are like "yeah I'm a freakin deconstructionist! I'm freakin decolonializing traditional theology" and the actual LGBTQ Christians are like "yeah so my cousin had a literal demon in him, but he's fine now."
There should be a version of batman where he's not a billionaire. Just drives a Corolla and wears tapout shirts and gets into fights in a denny's parking lot, etc.
It's weird praying for Twitter friends who's real names u don't know. It's like "Lord please help
@BonerDestroyer
in his job search; pls heal
@fuckhead911
of their upset tummy from eating olives;
and *checks prayer journal*
@genitalagent
who's just having a hard time right now."
Catholics will dunk on anglicans for liking tarot or whatever and then be like "here is my pendant, it's a real tooth from Aaint Joseph it gives me +30% resistance to Curse damage"
(Lib voice) Actually the Gnostic texts were not included in the biblical canon because the church fathers wanted to maintain power and were patriarchal and...
Gnostics texts:
@tropicalcamatte
It's like when the nazis introduced The Protocals to the Japanese and the Japanese were like "yo we gotta get some of these jews on our side, they have this shit figured out."
CisHet white ally lady: "uhm the doctrine of hell is actually p damaging :/"
Christian trans woman: "if hells not real where do all the billionaires go when they die ??"
My dad got a CT scan today, and the results were.. not good. Not going to say anything more until we get a concrete diagnosis, but my family could really use your prayers.
One thing I'm reminded of by the anti-mask discourse is the depressing reality that so many Americans are unable to conceive of "freedom" in any terms other than "my ability to do what I like without any regard for externalities".
This is the result of an emasculated, broken culture — and I don’t care how many people get mad at me for pointing it out.
He’s making excuses for his son’s murderers (“we don’t know their story”) with absolutely no context. That’s not Christian strength — this man is afraid.
my favorite thing St Paul wrote was one line in 1 Corinthians where he made the offhand comment "don't you know you are going to judge angels?" And never elaborated on that or brought it up again in any of his other writings.
Why did this do numbers, stop that right now. I didn't even put any effort into this post. All of these likes and re tweets are ashes in my mouth. I feel nothing
@horngal
It's like the only genre people do this with. No one says "were making a fps game but without all of that 'aiming' shit we've decided people hate so much"
Set up a game called "bar crawl", where a man and a woman interact. The man wants to get laid, and doesn't want to buy unnecessary drinks. The woman has two possible types: PRUDE and SLUT.
PRUDE wants the drinks, SLUT wants the drinks and sex.
Jordan Peterson's whole project is a defense of reactionary Christian social mores but whenever he actually talks about God it's just warmed-over liberal protestantism, which means he was able to find the most annoying permutation of religious/political convictions imaginable imo
I'm going to become an Anglican missionary in vatican city. Running from the vatican police and hiding from the vatican snipers. Spreading the good news that the real pope is the queen of england
It's pretty cool how the babylon bee has morphed from "moderately funny evangelical inside jokes to send your memaw and pep-pep" to "openly bloodthirsty posts about killing libs to show your racist uncles on the Racist Uncle Web Site"
Normie Lib atheist reddit coworker: "you know Christmas was originally a pagan holiday? It was originally a feast for the pagan sun god before the Christians stole it."
Me: "haha fuckin OWNED 😎"
I recently learned there are high pedigree cats that people spend tens of thousands of dollars on?.. that's insane to me.. u don't *buy* a cat. just go outside and grab one. They're all over the place just pick up the cat and put it inside your house. It's yours now.
My ideal society would be one in which we transition into a 100% turn-based economy. Me and three other homies walking in a perfectly straight line, getting into random encounters with ghouls and/or goblins. After battle we distribute our exp to each according to their need.
Hog Chat:
They just filled the trough with Slop
🔥12 👍13
Theyre leading us to the slaughter house rn lol. Normal world 🤪
👎14 😥22 ❤ 31
Toddler fell into our pen. we eating good tonight ‼
🔥73 ❤48 😂 13 😮23
Let’s say tomorrow, Pope Francis announces the following:
1. God is fat.
2. And She twerks marvelously.
3. And you know what? You don’t fucking know if She has diabetes.
4. And it’s none of your fucking business.
5. She’s glorious either way.
What would you do?
MDivs be like "im tired of the trads telling me I'm not a real Christian, just because I I don't believe the events of the Gospels *literally* happened, and just because I don't think God is real, and just because i view the majority of Christians with suspicion and contempt"
Wow this ones doin numbers. Follow me and I'll burn you a copy of Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest by Zao that u can listen to in your mom's Dodge Caravan on your road trip to Cornerstone
It's so funny when prison abolitionists will talk about what social programs we should fund instead of jails, and they are all different variations of "A Building That You Are Not Allowed To Leave"