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Allow me to reintroduce myself.
Doosuur Apir-Ityu. LL.B. (Hons)
You can now call me D’lawwwwwww!
Eight solid years of blood, sweat and an ocean of tears. God is faithful and I’m His baby!❤️
The graduate is up and active!💃🏾
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I’m a simple woman, I see terrible people quoting this post, I block them. Because this is exactly how my tuntun belle is and Lord knows I will wear body-con dresses and post too. So let me just start reducing the number of miscreants that will see my post now. Such a BEAUT😍😍
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This is why I make it known from the beginning. Before you feign ignorance in future.
I’m fat o, and I have endometriosis too.
My weight usually do fluctuate like naira and dollar.
If we get married and you get fat before we even get to having kids, i might have to unmarry you my love.
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@similoluwaaa_
I’m sorry about your experience and I really hope he’s having the worst possible experience in his life right now!
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When it comes to fat women, ALL of you know how to give diagnosis of obesity from the comfort of your homes! Stupid lots.
Women will not tell themselves the truth cus they claim they don’t want to hurt another’s feelings, but they themselves won’t want to look like this cus they know it’s unhealthy
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Any toxic handsome rich yoruba young man looking for who to do situationship with for say 3-6 months?
Need something spicy in my life so I can feel alive again but most importantly, I need this experience to finish this book I started writing since forever.
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@henry4icee
@Spotlight_Abby
Myopic bigot. Some of you are strangers to hardwork and success. Just failure and giving unsolicited opinions.
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I just graduated from the University. These are four slides of my daddy driving his 23 year old adult daughter in 500l to school almost every morning I had to go to school from home.
You’re now saying they should have let me go to my JAMB centre at age 15 alone? They love me o!🤭
Today is Jamb examination, I don't know why parents follow a grown up to the exam centre. will you follow them to the university when they finally gain admission? Which kind of parenting style is that one?
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@upcoming_shef
One already said she’s not a victim because she didn’t leave him, but stayed with him all those years. True true, sabi girl knows what she saw when she said animals dey in human form.
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@adaezennaji_
I say this all the time.
Nigerians are about the only Africans that try so hard to speak English without their native accent. That’s why they go around laughing at other African countries thinking they’re better than them in terms of spoken English. A people with identity crisis.
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@Tspiceskitchen
Clocked the men deodorant thing since 2018.
Always scrub two days before you shave and just before you shave. Then proceed to shave on wet skin. You can lather with soap, shower gel or use baby oil. Proceed to moisturize with oil or vaseline.
Always use new blades to shave.
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Tweeting this because life didn’t end when my school expelled me unjustly in 400l second semester, just a week before exams after I had taken tests for the semester. My expulsion letter arrived the morning of my 21st birthday in 2021. I spent an entire year at home…..
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@gerald_Chizu
@ISWISPodcast
I don’t see anything this babe should further compromise on please. Is it burial he wants to do? She met him on neutral grounds when she settled for a small wedding, this one he is asking for is too much.
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@dejustice_
I’m just here to translate for women with slow comprehension. He is on our side my sisters, he really is.
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April 2024.
In this month, I felt the most joy I’ve felt in the past four years. I graduated uni, spent time with my favorite people, ate my favorite meals, cried from academic stress,but that’s by the way, I know it’ll pay off!
I’m excited for what’s to come in the months ahead
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Hot babe!
Quote this tweet with a picture that reminds you of how hot you are
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@MissRozapepper
@Enioluwa_
Is cross dressing illegal? Also, if at all it is, is inflicting bodily harm on the cross dresser the prescribed punishment? Don’t be ridiculous!
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@Hauwa_L
Body cream? I bought pad, toothpaste and one carton of noodles to go and manage my life in my hostel one day and I was wondering when I ordered azul in Quilox. God punish the Federal Republic of Agbado!
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The truth is that, God dey create!
I mean, look at me now!🤭
It’s me and my makeup artist/hairstylist forever!!! The absolute best babe!❤️
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These pictures I took on Saturday are tooo pretty to hoard. Enjoy!✨💜
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Tired of hoarding this wicked beauty from an equally wicked world. Enjoy!😌
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The thing happening between Neo and Tolani shall be exposed in this house. Whatever it is, e go komot!
#BBNaijaAllStar
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@BlaqBonez
Nothing go make Ckay come back this lane😂. The babe wey him sing DTF for use kayanmata baba fall in love.
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@Feyisparkles
I can’t disagree with you. Her thought process baffles me. Why would anyone think like that? Even if she wanted to make that a topic, werey say na bad PR. Saskay dey follow her audition for street work?
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Quote this tweet with your favorite
Snapchat video or pictures 😍😍😍
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God will not forgive me for hoarding such beauty from people. My lil contribution to society 🙏🏾💜
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I literally just finished reading Tomorrow died yesterday and my sweet Jesus! The tearsss!
Pardon my overflowing gloss but chim oh😭
I have a lot to sayyy. Let me go and finish with real life issues before I come back.
God bless Chimeka Garricks! Thankful for the gift of him.
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I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to share this beauty. Enjoy your weekend!
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The grace you people give men that deliberately do evil things to women is alarming! Would any traditional Nigerian man lay with his wife,knowing that another man has slept with her, let alone raise his kid because the man passed? In someone cases, forgiveness is for only Jesus🙏🏾
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@SonayanAjose
@TomiwaTegbe
@efe_soa
In summary, you just said men are very bad people and the restrictions on women are meant to protect them from unrestricted animals roaming the streets but since they won’t adhere to the restrictions, the animals should devour them with no mercy.
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Did the Cole family even think that pe, we should offer Wofai 500 million and a couple hectares in Victoria Island so that she’d leave our son? No negotiation, just statement with letter headed paper.
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BrightO passed the baton to Kidd and Kidd accepted with ten fingers mahn! A seriel multitasker I stan. Omnipresent junior.
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@virtuousii
See! He doesn’t even know if she’s trying to muster energy to go and buy food or something. Plus, lemme add, with the current state of the economy, hunger is not something you’d use to mock somebody. If you have the means and if she meant it, then it’s the least you can do.
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@maryvianie
I literally just ate Kilishi!😂
Ola is actually spicier than the one I ate o!
Wicked boy!
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@vonwuaduegbo
@WumiTuase
The day they retire, they will come home to emptiness and a dozen bilingual multinational kids.
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@thatguyharyor
@_theladymo
Can a 13 year old give consent? Let me rephrase that. If an adult male had canal knowledge of your 13y/o daughter. Would you say they yielded the same power to consent to the act and not lynch him for taking advantage of your baby because it wasn’t forceful? Isn’t that rape?
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@Emeneks
That’s balance baby! You make one unhealthy choice, proceed to counter attack with a healthy choice!🤝🏾
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@Cr7Godbrand
@chiamakababe
So why is he being sensitive to small injury and physical abuse? You were also born for that nau
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@WarithOluwafemi
@Oluwakneeyi_
@__Folarin__
You, a Nigerian man will accept a child the wife you’re legally married to bore for another man while you both are still in the marriage because he died? Please be for real! You people that come online to doubt the paternity of kids that aren’t yours, let alone when there’s proof
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@Ziyechman
@Gidi_Traffic
That’s exactly what SARS was trying to do, but you people were crying foul
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Here you go!🤎
Out of curiosity and please indulge me. Can you quote this picture with the best or warmest pre-wedding shoot you've seen? Pleaseeeeee 🥹
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@iamveektoria_
Nothing juvenile about this evil behavior!
Straight to kiri kiri please!
Cause wdym you’re 15 and brutalizing and raping girls already?
Are you possessed?
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@Chidubem_OH
Lol. I have a story, but let me finish this 500 level and leave my school first.
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Person wey fit survive bullet wounds?
Give him eight jor!
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@AgentRoss01
@imoteda
Polite? As in she should present power point as if she’s bidding for project and world bank so Femi will take care of his babies?
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@Tejumola__
Righttttt!
Saw the bright and clear cream and was like huh?
They could have at least changed the color nau!
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Hadassah, I’m on my knees pleading, can you start using your brain?🥺 please! Do this for humanity.
If a drunk person cannot consent to sex then a drunk person cannot rape, so if they both drunk and there was no force, then it’s not rape even if she says so when her eyes “clear” lol.
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@Beaulenne
Does she have an issue with you being overall best in house chores, no. Why does it bother you so much that she has refused to participate in the competition of ‘who like work pass’ with you?
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I just want to say, if you come on this app everyday and your sole mission is to say really mean stuff and just be nasty to people, you need help, more like something needs to happen to you that’ll take you off the surface of the earth so that those of us filled with love remain
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A thread for first born female child
Bless us with your picture
Don’t air me 🙏
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@iamjoshlfc
@MaDhlomo_
I don’t think present, active and loving fathers relate to such treatment.
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SMADA EHHH, SMADA AHHH!!!!
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@Bibi_kamsi
@Hauwa_L
You’re a millionaire!!! My GG cups will have to manage the five solid ones we have till I marry a Hausa man and they come for my trad with boxes of clothes, bras inclusive!
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@thederinsola
What do you mean you people count the meat you cook?😭 or you boil yam in slices per person. Three slices per person, not chop till you bellefull?
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@itssubbiey
@moheeeeen
Because someone can't afford asoebi they're not your friend? Subomi please don't be ridiculous. You people come online and act like the economy you live in is different from the one all Nigerians are complaining about. Make person no chop for him house again?
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This month, I’ll get my first paid writing gig for this year and I won’t leave any article unfinished. So help me God.
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When I pierced my nose, my mummy didn’t as much as cough about it to me. About a year after, she was scolding me and said “that’s how people are saying you’re a big girl, you pierced your nose….” People had to say for her to remember to scold me. Nothing actually concern my papa
Nigerian parents don't really have a problem with a lot of things, it's just about what people will say
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Here you go
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Person wey say she can be like CeeC don break down in tears o😭 which type of Ceec is this?
#BBNaijaAllStar
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I know this state too well and I hate it too. A state of utter despair. Rock bottom depression. Head aching insomnia. I don’t like it there, unfortunately, my pen does.
There is a state that enables me to write deeply, but it's a state I don't like.
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I pray I don’t cry as much as I did this month in August. I pray my life gets easier and I ace at least one goal I’ve written down. I pray I have the zeal to write daily and words flow freely from the depth of my tummy. I pray to hear more from the Holy Spirit, it’s been a while.
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@JajaPhD
Omo, you’re really weird and dangerous and I’m genuinely scared for the people around you. God will help you.
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First off, there’s no way I wouldn’t have called my name if I was asked this question as a child. Secondly, why are you asking kids this question? To what end? Especially in their formative years when you should be helping each child boost their confidence, you’re asking rubbish
Most beautiful girl in the class! wait for the reveal.
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When I love someone, it’s very obvious. You’d never question if I really like them or not. And I mean both platonic and romantic relationships. You’d just know I’m smitten by this person and I don’t usually think straight when they’re involved. I’ll just be doing like a mumu.
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@seun__oj
@BigBadReni
These ones dey craze oh. You’re bullying someone on top her hard earned three hundred and thirty thousand Tinubu naira? Must be ment!
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As a woman, if Uriel look me the way she dey look these men I go question LGBTQness
#BBNaijaAllStars
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TG please it's time to use your own camera for us🙏🏾 let's see the headies through your lens abeg.
#headiesaward2022
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On behalf of my fellow twenty two year olds, Baye is not our age mate🙏🏾 this behavior is not peculiar to us.
#BBNaijaAllStar
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@madamkeji
Thank youuuu! I can swear I’ve seen this exact concept somewhere and it’s not from madam trend setter, weird behavior. Asif we’re in kindergarten 3.
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