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Christian Moerk (Mørk)

@christian_moerk

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Author. Retweets aren’t agreement. MS @columbiajourn . No middle seats 💺⛔️ (Occasionally vacations over at Threads as moerkchristian) 🇩🇰 + 🇺🇸

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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 months
@TheWeightSaint Years ago, I was at a stoplight on Sunset, driving a tiny BMW I felt awkward about. A voice called out: “Don’t you look fabulous in that car!” I looked over and it was you, driving the car next to mine. I’ll never forget your kindness toward me and millions more. Peace.☮️
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@ambernoelle Even odds that this man owns a Lycra bicycling outfit.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@patriottakes “What country is this?” “This is Indian country.” Hard to argue with. 🎯
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@cbouzy Yes: 1) ease of use 2) familiarity 3) verification (*use only your real name; no aliases) 4) transparency 5) premium subscriptions only if real extra tools offered 6) user pledges not to spew hatred, or be expelled
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
Infrastructure. Dull word that doesn’t resonate. Let’s translate it to everyday human-speak: “Better levees. Better sewers. Better runoffs. Deeper canals. More powerful pumps. Modern retractable sea barriers.” Just for starters.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@JuliaLMarcus @TheAtlantic If those dudes have been honest with you, they’ve also admitted to getting a thrill from the power their maskless faces provokes in public: they feel they own the libs. And for that, I can muster no compassion.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@HeatherThomasAF Proud to have attended college in Vermont, grad school in New York, worked in California, and to live in Hawaii. Back then, those values seemed universally accepted to me. I know how naive I was.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
6 years
@frynaomifry A piece which seemed to have no other point than to body-shame a person who feels depressed. A low moment for anything resembling journalism.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@HeerJeet Yeah, but cut the kid some slack. It takes time to google “Milan Esso station Duce grim surprise.”
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@Rob_Melrose @jimcramer @CNBC Bless her for saying “but you just did” - twice.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
11 months
@Heroiam_Slava No more Russian tourist visas to the EU or the US for the duration of the Ukraine war. Period.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@WendyRogersAZ That’s Lewis Armistead, Brig. Gen., CSA, during the charge on federal positions, July 3rd, 1863, Gettysburg PA. Put his hat on his sword and rallied his men. But his was a treasonous endeavor, not a heroic one. Union forever. United. Happy #4thOfJuly 🇺🇸
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@ColumbiaBugle Are we seriously back to “but his emails”?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@thehill What’s going on with the Meal Team Six in the background there?
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle She only claimed to have won the popular vote. Which she did. Handily. She wasn’t a good candidate, but keep up, okay?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@ColinDangColin Sadly, no: our own Americal troopers killed men, women, and children indiscriminately. Even the Army after-action report says so. As does the US air crew that - risking their own lives - landed in the middle of the killing and demanded it be stopped. Research is our friend. 🇺🇸
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@KyleSeraphin @EffinLeftMama @krassenstein A strict constitutionalist would also argue that the 9th amendment to the Constitution means there are rights outside the constitution that a lack of specificity in the founder’s document doesn’t deny. As in: kids have a right to education without fear of being shot. 🇺🇸
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@RadioFreeTom There’s treason and insurrection. For everything else, there’s Twitter. Priceless™️👌🏼
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@georgehahn “It” = not being able to indulge in violent cultural fantasies without consequence.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@KnightRustyArm @aznananc @Lysistrata2022 @charles_gaba @tim_maliyil @ZoeSchiffer Yes: I had one myself once. I had to stay at the place of employment that sponsored me for the visa. Until at least a year had passed and another employer was willing to assume sponsorship. If you’re terminated in the middle of that cold hallway, it’s bye-bye.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@mtgreenee @IlhanMN If it’s “just a meme”, then why did you remove it?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@ChasetopherJabs @RexChapman Here’s one story where Vyvianna Quinonez says the FA “started it”. No: FA said for her & her party to put their masks back on, which they refused. Don’t blame the victim whose “soft teeth” were knocked out. Quinonez broke FAA travel rules. Done.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@PatriotKimmie That president Biden doesn’t call people he disagrees with “enemies of the people.” That’s a great start.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@BNONews Cue the killer hornets. Right on time.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@MattGertz Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes, you’re the bug.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@RonFilipkowski “The Crumbley House” sounds like an early Dickens novel that was rejected by publishers.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@jfreewright He went back to 1955 to get a glass of cold milk for Mother™️
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@GrrrGraphics When did you first begin to realize that the pain of others excited you?
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@mickeyfoon @cbouzy I’m sorry to know that. Thank you for setting me straight.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@TedNugent And when one party cared so little about the rule of law that their supporters tried storming the seat of government to stop a valid election from being certified.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@rowe_bsrhub055 @TravisAllen02 It’s free all over NYS. Where did you get forced to pay, exactly? Which clinic?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
I love this.
@AhearnColeen
Coleen Ahearn
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Good morning Twitter and Happy Tuesday!
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@cbouzy That’s the most definitive “finding out” example of the year, so far.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@RonFilipkowski That’s some low-rent behavior right there.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@LeftyNavySeal If they attacked my native Denmark and I needed a ready term for my invader, I’d do the same.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@norwegian76 @cbouzy I very much agree. I like this open process.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@RonFilipkowski @HML5150 @AthenaSenior If she keeps that name, I fear that a lot of sane people will remain confused and lose her at least half her potential audience. Which would be a shame. Because she’s good.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@BretBaier But your OWN NETWORK debunked that white lie.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@PopeKingResist @RobinsNest333 @kristinresistin If this is good vibes, I’d hate to see even slightly dissatisfied vibes.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@KBAndersen One vital difference: the musicians were geniuses in their field
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle We here in New York City still remember the Bowling Green massacre that never took place. Other than that, we’re presently having lunch, going to work, and shopping. But thanks for your kind concern.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@PapaGareBear503 @BeschlossDC @gtconway3d That bullet-shaped bottle on the left contains Genever, strong Dutch gin.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@julianaspizza As a friend of the house (via JG), I salute you and hope you'll get even more business now. You deserve it. Persevere.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@IAmAmnaNawaz Root cause is sadly apparent, as ever: whites don’t want to feel badly. About anything. Even if it will help. The mere specter of saying “yes, it happened and it was wrong” makes most lash out.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@lifesafeast Wait, what? At the hotel? Are you okay?
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@OhNoSheTwitnt Yes. Let limp dudes pray on it some more.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@JoeNBC Autocrat humor becomes fascism when the punchline is in doubt.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle @DailyCaller He’s a naturalized US citizen. As American as you. Did that escape your attention?
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@IngrahamAngle No: Milley instructed his subordinate officers not to set anything in motion if ordered to, unless Milley himself was in the loop. That’s prudent stewardship of his position. Anything less, he’d be remiss.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@backt0nature This is the antidote to the worst of 2020. Thank you. I’m already in 2027.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@danielkotzin @kate_freedomer My vaccine worked as intended; it mitigated the effects of the disease. Four times.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@JRMajewski I’ll explain it: (Danish-born here 🇩🇰): our last mass shooting was in 1994. That’s right: nineteen-ninety-four. And the weapon used was a long rifle. Exceedingly rare. We have 28 years between mass shootings. Wrong parallel to draw.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@1RachaelStorm “God” was only added in 1954. Before that, he didn’t figure in the Pledge.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
7 years
@missmayim @nytimes It wasn’t taken out of context. It was quoted. & made you sound as victim-blamey as guys do. Empathy is easy to write. You didn’t do that.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@sorenpind Caveat emptor. At høre ham sige “I thought Europe would rely on us” udstiller til fulde Storbritanniens tragiske mangel på proportionssans siden imperiets endeligt.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@notcapnamerica That they should, it seems, un-black themselves. Things are being said in public now that would have been unthinkable a decade ago. But it’s out. It’s not going away.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@HabanoRap @jimcramer The advertisers?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@dotjenna @bert_gilfoyle So your admission of guilt and shame to the judge before sentencing was just acting for the camera, and not your real feelings?
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@OlgaNYC1211 @MalcolmNance The groom’s barrel-up handling is an interesting choice.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@KFJ1688 @OlgaNYC1211 His cat is *pissed.*
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@MaryMargOlohan She’s arrested 1) after refusing to come willingly 2) for breaking an exclusion zone. 3) not for praying.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@vornietom “... and Siobhan, goddess of risky spelling” is one of my fave Eddie bits.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@ShrinetAyush_ Good little 🤖.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@chipfranklin The unknown voter who knows better but won’t do the right thing on November 3rd.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
6 years
@TejasGooner @ShaneGoldmacher @DLoesch Don’t you have that confused with the NRA ads threatening “the violence of lies with the clenched fist of truth”?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@SenSchumer Why does Louis DeJoy still have his job?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@rothschildmd Will they ever stop cosplaying in our reality?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@sara_carrion_ To pour everyone drinks, whichever kind they might like, and to keep pouring. And listen more than I speak. I might make it out alive then.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@ericriveracooks This must be staged. It's very willed. And that young woman is trying way too hard for the Karen role.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@sara_carrion_ Reality television.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@thehill 2020, you’re overplaying your part in this script. You got the part, okay? Simmer down.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@lifesafeast What the Marines did at Belleau Wood was selfless and brave. Former Guy’s snubbing of their sacrifice remains a stain on presidential honor for our war dead. 🇺🇸
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@badbroadcastco @BBCNews Vaccines - all the vaccines we’ve ever gotten - have boosted our immune systems and made them as resilient as they are now. They didn’t get that way naturally. Without vaccines, our tolerance for disease would be far lower. This isn’t opinion. This is scientific fact.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@FrankLuntz Yes: I realized that my skepticism of the efficacy of polls as such was misplaced. And that, instead, I needed to educate myself about those who conduct the polls, and what their process is each time.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@thousandey3s @Noggatone @AOC @JosBtrigga 1) the @Ukraine gov’t aren’t Nazis. 2) She isn’t; she and other Dems want Putin out of a sovereign nation. 3) She’s not playing w/ US citizens’ lives. 4) it’s called standing up to our opponents without wilting when the going gets tough. And there it is.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle And @JoeBiden wants them first to be alive. Start there.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
Pretzel logic: “we invaded a sovereign country whose eastern provinces we’ve already invaded, and now we’re threatening anyone who helps the parts of it we haven’t succeeded in destroying.” Like an arsonist threatening neighborhood fires if the first one is put out. 🇺🇦 🥨
@KyivIndependent
The Kyiv Independent
2 years
⚡️ Washington Post: Russia warns US to stop arming Ukraine. The Washington Post reported that it had received a copy of a diplomatic note sent by Russia. In the note, Russia claimed that US & NATO shipments of weapons to Ukraine could bring “unpredictable consequences.”
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
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@KyleSeraphin @EffinLeftMama @krassenstein The Constitution was written by men, not God. And citizens’ reasonable expectation of public safety has been argued before with legal anchorage in the 9th amendment. It was added exactly to guard against future areas the founders couldn’t reasonably foresee. 🇺🇸
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
1 year
@PM_ViktorOrban @EuropeanCommiss Here’s an easily implemented idea: pull your country all the way out of the European union. Don’t delay. Hungxit will work wonders. 🇪🇺
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@sara_carrion_ Repeat what a woman just said, then claim it as their own.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@HouseGOP Actually, no: any rising taxes will be borne by those making more than $400K a year - that’s a mere 1.8% of US taxpayers.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@NBCNews Speak clearly. He didn't expose himself, he was jerking off.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@FrankLuntz @latimes That shows how dangerous the notion of focus groups really is: they feel entertained when they should feel concerned.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@nzherald Meanwhile, in developing nations, people are begging for a vaccine. Any vaccine. This demand for “a better vaccine” lives in a selfish fantasy world, not this one.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@astroturd2020 @washingtonpost Good morning, Komrade! Fine day we’re having here in downtown Moscow. Awesome that you joined in “August 2020.” Now, go change your batteries. 🤖
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@RepAdamSchiff We have no neutral authority. We’re trapped by our system of best practices.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@IngrahamAngle What is it about super spreader events during a third lethal wave that you like?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@umairh For that to work, the audience has to have read and internalized enough history books. And in this country, that’s simply not the case.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@brettachapman @marinamaral2 Are you certain of that? I ask respectfully as a native-born Scandinavian with a history degree.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@ABC2020 Given that this nation is sliding into autocracy, what possible value does this program even have? Be better.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@TruthALWAYSWin4 @IngrahamAngle We actually can, thankfully. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency is a real entity, not a fantasy creation. It certified it. Then and now.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@hunterw @thegarance “We’ll see what happens.” Christ.
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Christian Moerk (Mørk)
3 years
@IngrahamAngle Where’s the problem, as long as each member of the armed services does the job and takes the same risks as everyone else?
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle If there are still votes to be tallied, they will be counted. That’s the old normal.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@KarenAttiah They’re racisting. In almost the same numbers as before. Breaks the heart.
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
4 years
@IngrahamAngle Darwin’s waiting room. 🏆
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@christian_moerk
Christian Moerk (Mørk)
2 years
@cbouzy @netflix Keep up the good work.
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