Chris Faulkner
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Imagine a world where the first Muslim state legislator in California’s history stood up in solidarity with Catholics against hate speech….and no major media outlets covered it…
His name is
@billessayli
and it’s real.
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@KamalaHarris
@staceyabrams
@AdvanceGuyNotes
dude asleep on the bench in background is definitely bad framing...
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I have not read so much common sense in one article in my recent memory. Drop what you are doing and read this by
@sullydish
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20 hours in and this simple 🐖 has elevated to a higher plane of existence...
#mmga
#pork
#ThanksgivingDay2018
#thickmas
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Cut out “abortion” insert “guns”.
These bans won’t end abortion; they will just end safe and legal abortions.
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This year you, literally, have 3-4 weeks to vote while sitting in your underwear on the couch in almost every state. I’m sorry, if you are “waiting in line for hours” it is self inflicted.
Voter suppression: An ugly tradition clouds presidential race - Los Angeles Times
@RaineyTime
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88% of Americans are on a phone or tablet while watching TV. Over 90% with likely voters?
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It’s 10:33 am in Tehran. Somewhere in
#Iran
a riot policeman is standing in front of a crowd of protesters weeping because he agrees with the protesters but fears retribution on his family by the regime. Pray for them all.
#IranProtest
#IranUprising
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My boy
@mrisaacfaulkner
was on
@NBCThisisUs
as Randell’s roommate in college!
#irony
this will now help pay for his actual college tuition.
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No matter who you voted for in 2016, no matter how many domestic problems you can list, no matter how many ways we fail each other...the oppressed still see us as “better”.
Respect their respect for us and let’s try to live up to this everyday.
Protestors in Hong Kong are using the American flag and anthem as a symbol of freedom to rally.
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In mondern context, would this be follows, likes and snaps?
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During boarding of my flight a 4 year old boy just walked by my seat and yelled “titty twister” and grabbed a handful of my sweatshirt. Being a dad of 3 teenage boys I was, relatively, unfazed. The boy’s mother however might actually die of embarrassment.
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Indiana sheriff’s office asks drug dealers to turn in their competition: ‘Let us take away your financial worries’ – FOX59
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We will have years to argue over “should we have invaded Afghanistan?” or “should we have pulled out so quickly?”
Today take a moment and pray for the thousands of Americans who, willingly, lost their lives, limbs or parts of their soul trying to do the right thing there.
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Today is my wife’s birthday. She was/is
My high school prom date
Only person I care about impressing
Mother of 650 lbs of my sons
Will laugh at ALL my dad jokes
Kinda ok with my snoring
The most avid Ancient Aliens fan
Reminds me that I should smile more
Love of my life.
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With or without masks, we should look at the coming emergency.
super dry forests + millions of cars and people = disaster
BREAKING - California can fully reopen its economy by June 15 if:
- there's enough vaccine for Californians 16+ who want to be vaccinated and
- hospitalizations are low
Mask mandate will continue. Newsom to host presser soon.
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BREAKING: new polls show that the winner is most battleground senate races will be the candidate that gets the most votes.
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20 years ago at a Bush Cheney rally in Mankato Minnesota I denied entry to some local high school teacher who had been protesting outside our event.
I was young(er) and thought I was pretty cool.
2 years later
@GovTimWalz
decided to run for Congress, then Governor and today he
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Retweet yourself a lot
Senior National Strategist
@chrisfaulkner
shares his experience and best advice for 2020 campaigns on how to frame the message.
#MeetMajority
#StrategySession
#WePlaytoWin
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Call me old school but I have nothing but contempt for other men who will stand there, roll their eyes and do nothing while a woman struggles to put her bag in the overhead on an airline flight.
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“Been analyzing data on VA all weekend and I think this is going to come down to whoever gets the most votes is going to win.”
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Imagine no one understanding what you do for a living. But they stop by your office every 2-4 years and tell you that you are terrible at your job.
That is what it feels like to be a political pollster right now.
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If anyone accidentally said today “best GOP political hack bbq in DC...” it’s only because
@DavidSeawright
is out of town...
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@TerminalLance
you may not dig his politics but dosent having a formal corporal as VP sound cool? You could talk shit to army generals, prank the Commandant, make the secretary of the navy sing the marines hymn in meetings. So many possibilities. Roll back reveille till 7 am
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@eloc8
@bryanwatkins
@fox5dc
@nbcwashington
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...IT IS AN INFANRY FIGHTING VEHICLE
#TOWGunnerRant
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Proud
#politicalparent
moment “Dad guess what? I’m one of the only kids in my government class that knew what Franking was!”
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“Why aren’t Millennials buying homes?” Because we told them the only way to be successful was go to a super expensive college with no measurement of ROI on their degree.
Roughly $333 billion in student debt has not been serviced in at least 3 months
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Flank steak rolled with truffle salt and a Romano/Pecorino cheese mix.
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1. Pray for those families who have suffered loss today…American or Afghan.
2. Pray for leadership for our nation, Democrat AND Republican.
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When I do candidate training for
@CAtrailblazers
I only like to quote the greatest minds of our time.
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Just another day at
#LAX
hanging out with
#JaRule
.
@LoganDobson
I know you are insane with envy
#FyreFestival
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This is every mail consultant (D and R) waiting for client to approve a mail piece so it can get out...knowing full well the client will be complaining in less than 24 hours “why is taking so long?? Is it in homes yet??”
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“I really don’t care what the Royal Family thinks…” Captain Francis Faulkner, Middlesex Massachusetts Colonial Militia April 19 1775
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“Dad are you making brunch?”
“Yes”
“”What is it?”
“America”
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Happy Birthday to
@MajStratGOP
very own Randy Kammerdiener! Fun fact Randy designed the very first mail piece for Abe Lincoln’s campaign!
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“Dad I played Monopoly with my girlfriend’s family last night. No one tried to cheat, everyone reminded each other about rent and everyone was supportive of each other. It was really weird compared to the way our family plays."
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I never will get Covid.
I eat at least one 7-11 hot dog a week to keep my immune system in top shape.
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@ElizLanders
@ccadelago
Nope. 2 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles, 1 recovery “tank”, and two actual tanks.
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.
@FinnCole
how many cigarettes does one have to smoke before you really feel like a Shelby?
#PeakyBlinders
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Me in 1992 at the School of Infantry. Pretty sure I never used on of those tents again...
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Wow. So impressed with
@Wendys
going straight negative on
@McDonalds
. This Political Consultant approves that message.
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In 1944 the average American soldier was 5’9” and weight 160 pounds.
On
#dday
they were ordered to hit the beach carrying, on average, 80 pounds of equipment.
They may not always be the Greatest generation ever…but they are indeed doers of Great things.
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CA did “prescribed burns” on 44k acres in 2020 to prevent 2021 fires.
FL did “prescribed burns” over 2 million acres in 2020.
What if you could see the disaster coming months in advance? What would you do?
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I just yelled at my son for driving with the radio on way too loud...16 year old me is appalled at the monster I’ve become...
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Bowl games require bringing your best game.
#mmga
@TraegerGrills
and
@Kingsford
side-by-side
#wings
#ribs
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“The campaign manager pulled up in his rental car and, immediately, let everyone know who was in charge.”
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People who set the actual alarm clocks in hotel rooms...and then leave them on for the next unsuspecting guest should be classified as terrorists.
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When you are so romantic you stop to buy your wife roses...but the
@Kingsford
is on sale...
#mmga
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America is great because of public servants like
@ToddYoungIN
I believe he takes his oath under God seriously. He is a patriot of the highest order.
I also believe only a former
@usmc
jar head like him would think that camo jacket is a good fashion choice.
Republican senators are being swarmed by Trump protesters on the Hill. Here’s an exasperated
@SenToddYoung
saying he won’t vote against certifying the election.
“I took oath under God... does that still matter in this country?”
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Taylor Swift has made a LOT more money off her ex-boyfriends.
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Alternate caption, “my wife suggested a pink shirt and although I protested at first...I really like it.”
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On the meat menu today is smoked brisket, slow rotisserie Tri-tip and fried Turkey.
I am thankful that my mom gave up on me being vegetarian when I was 6.
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My boys got up early this morning to support a fundraiser at their school. All of them were dressed, showered and ready by 8 am. Then they tell me it’s a car wash by the girls volleyball team.
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To the kids at 7-11, no I am not
@undertaker
but I really appreciate the compliment. I have been trying to hit the gym more.
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