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It’s the “put your money where your mouth is” season.
21 days summed up in 48 seconds. 🥷🏿🔫
“Numero UNO” x “Big Me”
K!lled it with Cole. Next target is Kendrick. Bounty starts at $5k.
Execution time 🔫 : 21days
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I for like write epistle, but omo, I survived this. We survived that. Yesterday, 10:40 AM.
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@YourBoy_TK
Or 525,600 minutes worth of roses. Clearly the months counted but every minute didn’t.
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Old money this, new money that.
People with no money :
If you’re not old money and you marry into old money, you’ll regret your existence.
You think this is Gu Jun Pyo or Boys over flowers?
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@ankitaiitr
@paulg
I don’t believe this. We’re vilifying people with diverse grammatical knowledge?
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Home and safe. I’m grateful for all your goodwill messages. Your support has been amazing. I be think say I go document my holiday, but right now, I just wan de. Welcome to Anambra. Happy New Year.
I for like write epistle, but omo, I survived this. We survived that. Yesterday, 10:40 AM.
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@oluwatofunmii_
It’s actually a number literacy problem especially when it comes to metrics. An average Nigerian doesn’t know how long a 1km walk is. We hardly incorporate figures as part of our daily conversations. Also, at the base level, we don’t care much about data, nor the accuracy of it.
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Engineered my way through this, literally. I for like motivate una, but na the last motivation I use convocate😮💨. Alumnus proper 🏅.
📸 Kinoshphotography
Congratulations to me and the entire Unilag Engineering class of 2021 turn 23. Them nearly frustrate us, but our God no de wear flip flop🏆
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@koredebello
Baba, this one be like say you wan de disguise. What in the name of hashtag is this ?
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A lot of people will never get to know themselves because they stay in denial of their bloated moral standing, which in reality could never stand the test of time. You are not who you think you are. You become what time, experience and discipline allows. All three must be tested.
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Look at the header. The joke does write itself.
@BOTAD01
I voted APC in 2015 because Jonathan failed woefully and the country needed change.
I voted APC again in 2019 because I felt PMB’s worse would be much better than Waziri best.
I voted APC for the third time in 2023 because their candidate was the most competent among his
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Another birthday and all I can tell the world for sure is — welcome to Delusion Grandeur. ‘Cause there ain’t no King that’s gonna rule like me. Are you with me or not?
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The fact that a lot of people think this is Ayra is testament to how efficient her branding is.
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Bro, your name is Janet.
coming on twitter to drag a whole ass ijeoma chinonyerem that ended facebook alpha males is mental. you all should go to fb & say these things to her & see if you survive her wrath. if you consider uloma bitter, then don't near ijeoma. she'd actually end you. 😭
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@Wizarab10
Any s3x wey you no have for this world, just forget about it. There’s nothing else for you after here.
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I really do not care much if I’m trusted or not, but this doesn’t mean my integrity is questionable.
Here’s how trust works for me.
Trust is a simply a proof of earned confidence due to competence. Competence is all I care about really. My default state. What anyone chooses to
If you can’t have both, would you rather be loved or be trusted?
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“Kene Twitter” is this the purposeful life you want to live as portrayed in your bio? You see, nice guys are the misogynists we talk about everyday. They either try to manipulate you monetarily to get what they want, or switch to the other end of the spectrum. No inbetweens.
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Life is so funny. This could have been my very last tweet 👻.
Everytime you go out of your way for people, they somehow remind you why you should have just stayed in your lane.
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He said he has never touched those ones. E fit be nuclear weapon.
I really hope Odumeje is aware that the country is in serious need of Ganduka Gandusa rn.
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@Mochievous
To the women that truly desire a healthy companionship with their “natural enemy”, I hope you find happiness.
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This is laughable. Do you know what this system entails. You won’t wish this on any woman. Not every apprentice ends up successful.
These men sacrifice their entire life to cater for the family, primarily women. They neglect themselves, their education, sacrifice their chances
Never seen anyone get angry that the Igbo Apprenticeship system targets boys. Men mentoring, teaching boys ropes of business, closely guarded secrets to success in an industry. Almost 100% closed off to women.
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@MrMekzy_
Quick tip. If you ever have to choose between getting a bed frame and a mattress topper, choose a topper. I’d recommend a 5-6 inch topper. Your back will thank you for it.
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Next time, say please.
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Took a drive up the forest hills. Hand tufted, 126 hours.
🖼️ 3.75 x 2.7ft — Acrylic yarn
Shot with a potato 📸 🥔
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I still remember how much trouble Falz caused with his Nigerian version.
6 years ago, Childish Gambino released 'This is America'
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They’re all in on it. Good PR.
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Entrepreneurship is not freedom. It's a decision to serve other peoples need by providing relevant solutions. There are no off days.
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@asemota
Aside the obvious economic factor, I think a lot of people are ignorant of how grievous an offense it is to profit off of other peoples hardwork, which is originally intended for monetization, either for personal and commercial gain. Both from the moral and legal POV.
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You’ve seen the process, now the final piece.
🖼️ 3.75 x 2.7ft - Cole World, FHD.
January 28th inspired.
It’s the “put your money where your mouth is” season.
21 days summed up in 48 seconds. 🥷🏿🔫
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@leyeojeniyi
@cheeenasa
I thought I was deluded. I knew the crescent shape wasn’t just in my dreams.
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Before we draw the curtains. Tuft edition 🔫.
Chisom Christopher 🇳🇬 My Art
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Everytime you go out of your way for people, they somehow remind you why you should have just stayed in your lane.
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“Numero UNO” x “Big Me”
K!lled it with Cole. Next target is Kendrick. Bounty starts at $5k.
Execution time 🔫 : 21days
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Half serene, half chaos. ☯️
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God forbid some of you. “Can we go grab something to eat sometime?” Common sense didn’t tell you this is a date.
He didn’t invite you to a party, which in that case it would be ok to ask. But no, you want to pack your fellow celebrity wannabes to ghetto-out the whole
Kai Cenat said he’d like to hang out with her, and she asked if she could bring her friends.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Anyone's opinion is subject to other people's opinion as well and that not policing. It doesn't have to matter to you for it to be valid. You're obviously coming from a defensive angle but this is not an attack.
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@oluwatofunmii_
It’s actually a number literacy problem especially when it comes to metrics. An average Nigerian doesn’t know how long a 1km walk is. We hardly incorporate figures as part of our daily conversations. Also, at the base level, we don’t care much about data, nor the accuracy of it.
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@0x
Most Nigerians, despite living one of the world’s harshest economic reality, will rather buy into unrealistic solutions than a realistic one. They’d rather be victims of a lie, just so they have more things to complain about, than take a chance on liberation offered by the truth.
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Congratulations to me and the entire Unilag Engineering class of 2021 turn 23. Them nearly frustrate us, but our God no de wear flip flop🏆
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Freehand abstract cloud detailing. Might share full process in a concise video.
Took a drive up the forest hills. Hand tufted, 126 hours.
🖼️ 3.75 x 2.7ft — Acrylic yarn
Shot with a potato 📸 🥔
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- Comfort first
- Loose fit is better
- If you must wear a skinny trouser/pants, pair with a boot not sneakers.
- Sneakers on trad ❌
- Avoid pairing two accent colours If you’re not sure what works together.
- The right accessories can take your outfit from 50-100.
- Having a
State a simple fashion rule you follow.
Let's learn together.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
You just had to say it sha. My people, make una no de lose focus. Let's
#EndSARS
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Of course, a n!gga with mirror selfie as DP.
Haha.. My 5 cardinal behavioral theory never fails.
I’ll just say, it’s obvious what is encouraged and enabled in society and this is just another clear example.
A lot of things are very much still the minority, at the very least in Nigeria.
I’m being vague intentionally cuz I no get energy, but more grease to everyone’s elbows.
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Life’s generally a survival contest, and I like to think that some people are this way(tendency to misjudge) because they are scared to compete under fair circumstances.
They like the idea of chaos. Because it allows them to masquerade their incompetence through whichever
This is a perfect illustration of The Psychology of Human Misjudgment talk that Charlie Munger gave. Ideology or ethnicity can make seemingly rational people make very flawed judgements when viewed through extreme lenses. Look at all his excuses and they are flawed by sentiment.
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Lagos Fashion week. Were you there? what did you wear? Let’s have it 📸
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Kitchen
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Forget that I’m sitting. Focus on the fact that I’m donning Lagos No.1 street wear brand, VOD. Frame 2 is just a bonus.
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Dominant. Control
I love dominant energy in a man, not controlling. But just that masculine energy that makes you wanna be submissive 🥺
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You may never truly know what you’re capable of. A proof that most of our choices and actions are governed by the impact of our experiences at every stage of life. You’re not exactly who you think you are.
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Artist with a gun, among other things.
What do you look like at work? Show us your work outfit/look
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@Ibotron1
@FrankTheCreato3
Every unknown artiste could claim that too. To be clearer, I do not expect J. Cole's craft to appeal to everyone but what won't be tolerated is a slander.
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I feel sorry for remote job seekers from part of the world. This is what y’all are up against?
As much as people seem to hate this, it’s something I tell my clients
Lots of people hire me simply to tell if the work they got from other people was done by ChatGPT (it’s a great gig!)
One of the easiest giveaways is if the email starts “Dear {{FN}}”
No one does that irl
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@ErnieFemiOwen
@adamugarba
@jack
Illiteracy can only disguise for so long 🤣🤣. Him and his legal team are a bunch of Otobos.
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@ugodre
@olufisayooduz
@Starlink
@FOBroadband
Only someone familiar with the Nigerian business terrain can have this opinion. I respect your thought process.
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“Birth of the African Rockstar”. See you there…
Forgive me for not bringing this to your notice earlier.
TAYOCREED “Shadow Love” listening experience. Today! ♨️
Spots are filled up, but if you’re down, hit me up. Might save you one.
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Been there, and I can tell you for sure that this is actually not a flex.
So far, I’ve spent 12 years on this platform, and prior to December last year when I nearly lost my life, I had less than 4k tweets in total.
Before that, I was more than happy watching from the
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Two valid date ideas, but one is considered superior solely based on the resource allocation. No regard whatsoever for the quality of the date beyond economics.
You know that bias I hold against people with certain traits? N!ggas with mirror selfie portrait being one of them?
Walk with me guys.
As a struggling guy earning 80k - 100k monthly, you meet a babe, you have game, you rizz her with good communication, you guys go out on a small date to a cinema, 7k per ticket, 14k for both of you, your bolt trip to and fro consumed like 15k ..
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@Odumodublvck_
Alright. Time to wrap it up. You don too misyarn. Better come off it while you still can.
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You just know the book will have chaotic chapters inbetween.
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@j_kelekun
@LoisUgwuka
@cocoisdacosta
I think the traditional ones are the real deal. Because you just know who.
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Don’t be this man. But if you must, do it because you genuinely have no intention of starting anything more than a friendship. She’s not what you’re looking for, neither are you what she’s looking for. Let her move on when the time comes. If you can’t, read the first statement
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Did it occur to you that the equivalence of a N2.5M earner here is somewhere in the upwards of 100k per annum for a similar job abroad? Please let’s be logical whenever we try to draw parallels.
You know someone earning N2.5M is living way more comfortable in Nigeria than someone earning even €3000 living in Europe, yes??? Lmao?
You people need to really leave your comfort zones sometimes to know these things tho.
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📦
pink is such an attractive color.. let’s see you on pink, accessories or anything.
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Marks the beginning of a new series.
Private exhibition later this summer.
Took a drive up the forest hills. Hand tufted, 126 hours.
🖼️ 3.75 x 2.7ft — Acrylic yarn
Shot with a potato 📸 🥔
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Couple of years ago. Now I trust my women.
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I sha know none of us will make it out of this life alive. Na those wey no get thick skin I de pity. Deliberate targeting is bottom barrel behavior, especially coming from a man.
Incase you're wondering what's underneath the beanie
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The greatest rebranding in our national history. Terrorists to “Bandits”.
Bandits Attack Military Camp In Katsina, Loot Homes, Destroy Vehicles, Others
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