Chief Kalu
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This babe left design and went to civil service in Abuja. Said to me it’s the best decision she’s made.
I see the vision ngl: drive a nice SUV, live in a gated community, have assured pension + other benefits, slow work days, holiday chow packages and job security.
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Portfolio Manager for the Norwegian Royal Family’s trust fund.
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When it’s my turn, I’d like to introduce her to Maria, Rose and Sina.
a lot of women have been hurt before, and you need to convince them you’re worth letting them put down the walls they’ve worked so hard to put up❤️
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Last night I bought a rubbish coin for $10, and it did 114K% right before my eyes.
Elated and overwhelmed with joy amidst my sickly state, I went to the fridge to grab some water.
Brethren, lo and behold, upon my return the coin has been rugged and my $10 with it.
I couldn’t
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LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Nigerian twitter is filled with stupid topics like this, citizens of the world’s poverty state having unhealthy conversations about wig and lifestyle.
You don’t have stable electricity.
You don’t have stable and reliable internet.
Get this rubbish of the road!
As a lady, you cant settle for a man with 800k as salary in lagos. One wig and your man’s salary is finished baby girl
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“You schooled in Nigeria?”
“Yes sir”
“No degree programs in the UK or America? Ever been to America?”
“No to both questions sir”
“I’m sorry kid. Word of advice? You have to get yourself here, UPenn if you can. Otherwise, it’s a long road.”
Real conversation with a PM last year.
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@madebycharles
Honestly for people who aren’t overly ambitious and want a quiet life, this is a dream come true.
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One year’s worth of quant internship will be done by the end of this month.
They’re retaining the MIT guy but not the rest of us — was always the plan anyway: train four, keep one, free the rest three.
I’m happy I did it, I’m happy I learned, I’m grateful for the opportunity.♥️
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*slides computer window to the IDE*
*opens OpenBB terminal*
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Chinese babe I met on a work trip had come to SA to eat a particular kind of steak and was heading back to London same day.
I ate my bolognese in awe.
Engaging conversation sure, but she had spent a quarter’s worth of my salary eating steak she had flown in from the UK for.
Share an experience that made you go, “Ah, I’ll never be poor”
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Guys I just got offered my dream role in strategy at a top agency in Lagos!!
Right now I’m looking for HOUSING options because I’m supposed to be in Lagos as soon as two weeks from now.
Please if you have any plugs, help me out. I don’t mind monthly payment too.
RT please 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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@aremulateef1
“Father of Astronomy in Nigeria”
Literally Nigeria Rocket Science daddy. Are you joking here?
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That being said; will I degen again? Absolutely.
Did I learn my lesson? Definitely not.
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Babes will be reading straight porn and describe the book as:
✨smut✨ , or say it’s ✨spicy✨
I know what you are, honey.
I know what you are.
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Give it time, you all will soon understand the pain that is Bayesian statistics.
That guy using Python to predict games need to be taken serious.
Bournemouth is beating Fulham and that's shocking
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@Yemihazan
@Alex_Houseof308
"you have no right to do what you like unless it's what we like"
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Your hobbies can’t be igbeaux, parties and alcohol, better pick up Python or start learning how to paint.
This is not life that you’re living.
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@Fortunekonnect
Bruh let’s not lie, let’s not steal. With the shege you’ve seen in tech. If them press you 250k a month plus staff quarters and 9-4 work hours in a city like Abuja, you go consider am nau, abi?
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Mail just came, University of London, Bachelors of Accounting & Finance.
Sadly, I don't have circa $38K to fund it.
Until next time.
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Didn't think it was possible man, but I will be going to back to college after so long away.
I prayed for times like this.
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What is an Igbo man doing in Santa Rosa, Peru?
That’s a small fishing town right by the Amazon river.
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Remote workers with the main telcos in Nigeria as their ISPs will be missing standup and struggling to access work tools, thinking it’s the fault of the provider, not knowing their very own government instructed the telcos to slow internet on the day of a protest.
Shame.
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Oxlade won’t wound me IJN
See song🔥
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Spend time with your friends. The world will fall apart less often.
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My father retired from the Nigerian Army yesterday. Thirty-five years of full service to this country.
I’m very proud of him, I’m very proud of being a barrack boy, and I’m very grateful to the NA for the privileges I enjoyed growing up and even now.
Clear road for that man!🫡
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Just moved out of my parents’ into an apartment I paid myself. I can say I’ve lost weight just seeing the rent leave my account.
Its not rosy or classy but it’s mine and this will be my colosseum for the next one year as I train myself in design and strategy.
Cheers to life! 🍻
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February dump.
- Paid my younger brother's school fees and indexing fees so he can graduate to be a licensed radiographer ⚡
- Completed my McKinsey Forward Africa Program 🙏
- Survived all my Ls
Praise be to God. That's it.
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People working in marketing are in the ghetto normally. If you like don’t have side gigs, poverty will sit you down.
Lmao omg this is hilarious.😂
The average Nigerian software engineer thinks they can do the most, always trying to combine multiple jobs forming remote king when in truth he is just an artisan with a laptop behaving like Nigerian tailors.
Now before you foam in the month think well if this tweet applies to
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Born in Nigeria, -1
Born poor, -1
Born in the North, -1
Became family breadwinner, -1
First born child, -1
Born before democratic era but after civil war, -1
Born during democratic era, -1
Currently living in Nigeria, -1
Currently earning < N300k/month with a family to feed, -1
Someone tweeted one day that if you’re born in Nigeria , you’re 1 nil down already .
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@Winco_3
When we’re discussing hip hop, refrain from adding your inflation-ridden two cents.
Thank you.👍🏾
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Lmaoo found someone from a HF internship applied for, she’s 26, BSc from Harvard in CS major and Math Minor, Masters at MIT in computational physics.
This is someone I want to compete with for $111k a year, because I can build a new fridge from scratch in C.
I need a drink.
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Had an amazing time on Saturday courtesy of
@InstigLabs
discussing the role of AI in finance, the Investment Research Copilot we built
@openbb_finance
and how teams can build agents on the Copilot to make their processes better, and their research clearer.
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@Revurbb
@mindofprospect
I can think of ten possible reasons for that young man’s pacifist and withdrawn behavior but the two glaring possibilities are: he’s new to that school, and most likely new to that country as well.
A fight will jeopardize whatever future he has, whether he’s the victim or not.
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@Cele__Audu
Plus cold water from that stainless steel cup that has "777" or "333" written on the label >>>>>>>>>>>
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Busy man + 3 well to do older women >>>
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“Nigeria will be better” prayers irritate me for reasons such as this.
Anyone who read ‘The Prince’ by Machiavelli knows that politics, policy, military, religion and government all share the same bed in a highly coveted power orgy.
So for your religious leaders to not have
My drugs have successfully gone from 85,000 to 272,000 in one year.
And this is exactly why I have no forgiveness in my heart for all of you that campaigned for, and voted Tinubu.
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Need something to give, man; some corp to take a chance on my after I grind leetcode and build some cool projects for a year, or for crypto to pay me big.
I hit $500k in a year with crypto and I’m going to school!
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@D0llfaccee
@_FionaK_
Wait, is it the same Adele that goes on a hiatus comes back and shakes the music industry so much that nobody drops albums for a while?
The same Adele? Lmao says it's weight loss. Twitter na leveler sha
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Just a couple of 20+ year olds working through all the sadness.
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Running a business is a stupidly difficult thing reserved only for mad people.
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@TheVioletOJ
@_ChInweee
They said charity begins at home. Let her know we eat yam in this house. 😂
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So I've been writing about crypto/Web3 for some time, taking the dummy's perspective into account as I wrote each article on my substack.
Here's a thread that's great FOR STARTERS into crypto to read.
🧵 🧵 🧵
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Getting ready for tomorrow’s session, talking about the role of AI in investment research, and the wonderful work being done at
@openbb_finance
🦋
This Saturday, join us as we discuss the future of finance with
@Othyforyou
. It promises to be an immersive session as we experience cutting-edge investment research with the
@openBB
platform.
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I’ve really gotten better over the past few months. I mean I’m not up to Citadel quant intern level yet but doing $61k cumulative returns (as of Friday) on a $20k combined portfolio size is impressive for me and my team.
Considering we all were assembled just this April.
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Every single day you’re manifesting money or begging for money or posting some tweet related to being given money, on Snapchat.
Seek paid employment!
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If (and probably when) it gets to N2,000/$ by end of month and your $5k is now N10mm you may rejoice, sure.
However you’d be quickly made to understand why that’s a bad thing when you’re told one long can of Pringles is now N6,500.
Sun 18 Feb, 2024 • 09:00 AM
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💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦2,102.175
💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,798.442
💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦1,200.740
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MTN is now the time to consider puff puff and zobo as a viable business venture?
There’s close to 50,000 primary and secondary schools in Nigeria.
Because this cannot be my internet.
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When I ran away from home in 2021, Abigail helped me secure a place to stay in Lagos, paid for it for me, took me to markets to get clothes and food and provisions, and housed me for the first two weeks I spent in Lagos while I resumed work at Arden and Newton as a strategist —
Congratulations my baby boy
@Othyforyou
, upwards, onward and forward everr! you put in the work! I wish you the "bestest" things!
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@bowNarrow007
Genetics plays a role too. My parents didn’t know I inherited the gene for bad eyesight until my grades dropped at school. Had my first prescription at 9 y/o.
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Can do this song bar for bar, adlib for adlib — asleep or awake.
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Can’t share the news exactly but yeah, big W for me today.
It’s been over a year and a long time coming.
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@Unkle_K
That’s not food nau.
“Wdym? I’m full.”
Will you like pasta?
“Yes please and a drink too. Shey you’ll feed me?”
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Apparently some other 20+ year old quant interns like me think I’m cool.
Been getting a few heartwarming messages from people in HK, NY, Joburg, Hamburg and SK.
Grateful for the opportunity, and the shared trauma of fighting for net positive risk-adjusted returns.
❤️✨
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Compound effect is a real thing, I’m amazed mine happened so shortly. So it’s been 11 days I started UXD w/ no experience as I innocently posted my progress everyday here, on LinkedIn and Instagram. Who would’ve thought I’d get an offer to be trained by a design agency in the US?
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Closed the year early trading only the S&P 26 times with $1,000 using an adaptive RSI.
Did 7x by following it wherever it went, nothing else.
Now the S&P closed the year at a 24% high, investors who simply invested in it have made a killing already.
Don’t doubt the index!
Result of our S&P experiment this year: 14 longs and 12 shorts on a separate $1,000 fund, left to its own devices automated.
$7,935.45 in risk-adjusted returns, with 2.1% applied risk per position, per time, January - October 2023.
We used an RSI-adaptive trend-based strategy.
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