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Retired chef with an Irish Doodle. missing my 2 cockapoos everyday

New York, USA
Joined August 2012
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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump He won’t finish the book. Seems he can never get past Chapter 11.
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@OccupyDemocrats It’s what took out his father and he’s shown signs for years
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You remember that feeling you had when the second plane hit the World Trade Center? This should he equivalent to that.
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@Leslieoo7 @LindseyGrahamSC Bye bye Leningrad Lindsey
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@theliamnissan I think the first reporter who asks trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” should get a Pulitzer.
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@gtconway3d Now you know.
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@BetteMidler Calling Trump a business man is like calling Dr Pepper a cardiologist.
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@duty2warn @yankeekathall And you wonder where we would be if he won or wins ever again
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@OccupyDemocrats Coming soon
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@PaulAhticks @TappsReady Would have been more like this.
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@realhomomarcus @GrantNoland Looking for his umbrella and a plot to stop Batman
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@nytmike @gtconway3d @maggieNYT There’s a reason you separate the military and the police. One is to fight the enemies of the state the other is in place to protect and serve the people. When the military becomes both the enemies of the state tend to become the people. This is how countries turn fascist.
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@CalltoActivism @nathaliejacoby1 Time to take out the trash
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@MysterySolvent She’s worth 10k once he knocks her up and turns her in.
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@mmpadellan @MysterySolvent Hopefully soon
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@FrankMikeDavis1 Not anymore
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@MrRaceBannon Here’s the new map
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@ReallyAmerican1 He FA and FO
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@gtconway3d He’s been showing these signs for a long time.
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent Don Jr’s dealer stops by
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@MysterySolvent Grounds for child services to investigate.
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@LakotaMan1 Only one way to deal with them.
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@smc429 One of the stupidest wastes of protoplasm ever
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@theliamnissan Talk about 2 scoops short
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@realDonaldTrump All the blood is on your hands.
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent Jerky and the turkey.
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@oliverdarcy @Stonekettle NBC- Trumps Taxes .CBS- Trumps Taxes .ABC- Trumps Taxes .CNN- Trumps Taxes.MSNBC- Trumps Taxes .FOX - Falls a great time for Pumpkin Spice.
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@TheTweetOfGod @gtconway3d Your choice people.
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@xBrenda19 Not just FWB but marrying benefits.
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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Spot the difference? Me neither.
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@timruss2 And then this.
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@elizagracesmom @DonLew87 Cousins who marry.
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@billmaher Can we make tee shirts to wear at the impeachment ??
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@MysterySolvent Someone reminds him of this
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@JerasIkehorn Hope he wears this tie
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@jvharris_1965 @BootsSsg He’s been around forever
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@KaylaChowShow @smc429 Every home should have one
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@smc429 @MysterySolvent The turkey was fried and Jr is burnt.
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@reneeaclay @LongTimeHistory Remember this as well
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@kathygriffin More accurate
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@gtconway3d Someone's meat is gonna get roasted.Pass the lighter
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@BetteMidler A friend told me he wouldn’t get the vaccination because it can change his DNA. I told him to welcome the opportunity.
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@RonFilipkowski Never rooted for so hard for Salmonellas, Escherichia coli, Shigella, Staphylococcus aureus, and Listeria before.
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@LarsJohanL It was big news then.
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@therecount @robreiner @JoeNBC Time to remove the seditionists and restore dignity to our government.
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@coryleebop Why did t you show movies on his forehead?.
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@mmpadellan First question anyone interviewing him or any other republicans should be “Do you think Joe Biden won the election?” Any other answer than yes the likes should be cut and the interview is over. Enough with giving them a platform to spread the bullshit.
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@MysterySolvent @smc429 And old outdated spotted dick
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@JoeFink @thebeach812 Back in 2020 TFG made this deal that was effective this year.
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@patriottakes That’s all folks
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@joncoopertweets @Isabelales2 My dog cooper. Like Kevin he speaks on command but makes more sense.
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@thegoodgodabove @GOPLeader Dear GOP Leader.
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@JohnMTalmadgeMD @realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump Speaks volumes about his illness
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@VodkaMuse @ThexyBeatht_2 Works for me…. And then some
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@OccupyDemocrats She and Jared need to be investigated and some forensic accountants take them apart.
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@Meidas_Kelly @WJGunning @DanielBShapiro @realpatriotsos The number toWalter Reed Hospital is 800-526-7101 Col Andrew Barr is the Director.He allowed that sick bastard to visit veterans. He let him get into a closed vehicle withsecret service for a joy ride. He should throw patient 1 out on his big fat butt and let him fail on his own.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Needs to be a national policy
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@mmpadellan He’s never had any marbles to lose. I think they took them@during one of his bankruptcies
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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Sounding and looking all to familiar. #TrumpFascism #TrumpLied200kDied
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@JerasIkehorn There’s so many smoking guns. The fact they had 4 years to perfect the hack, the Starlink uploads &the satellite being destroyed, the huge turn out &close to 20 million votes missing or invalidated. Russia calling in bomb threats in Georgia. Why isn’t anyone investigating
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@nathaliejacoby1 If everyone associated with this is not prosecuted and punished then January 6 was a rehearsal and we’re in a lot of trouble.
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@Mollyploofkins Send the check
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@nathaliejacoby1 Gas station sushi. A guy selling the Brooklyn Bridge.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Tears of the MAGA make everything sweeter.
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@MichaelCohen212 So here’s a question. Can Barret and Kavanaugh be charged with perjury since they both stated that they would never undermine Roe v Wade? Asking for 80million friends.
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